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Chapter 25: 'Death' and Demons
Guest Star: GREEN LANTERN/HAL JORDAN! xD
I don't own the Death by Twinkie idea... someone on deviantart does.
Each member of the team was in the living room- and they had reached a high level of boredom. So, they decided to think of different ways the League members could die. Not the best thing to do, and if a League member heard, they would probably be dead... but really, what was the harm?
Artemis had started it. "I wonder how Batman will die." she had said thoughtfully. "Not that I want him to... just wondering."
The speedster smirked. "I know! He would go to Chuck E Cheeses, and not be able to handle the happy." he said, before standing up from his seat on the couch, and doing a rather hilarious imitation of Batman. "No! It's too colorful! I need the niiiight!" he said, as if being tortured.
This sent Artemis, Robin, Raquel, Zatanna, and M'Gann into fits of laughter. Kaldur smiled as he watched, and Conner was 'watching TV'.
Robin was the first to stop laughing. "And how would Flash die, Kid Genius?" he asked, curious to see his friends theory.
Wally paused to think about it, and then smiled. "He would die while using a really slow internet connection." he decided, with a grin. "Uh... Atom would get stepped on... I wonder how a Green Lantern would die."
"Give them a twinkie." Raquel said with a smirk. "Better yet, dump some yellow paint on one." he said.
Wally ran from the room, and returned with a banana. "I am safe! No Green Lantern will get me!" he said. Then he was staring at something that had appeared behind Robin. The Boy Wonder didn't notice, but everyone else did.
"Of course you are, Wally. Honestly, that would be pretty pathetic. Give a Green Lantern a twinkie, and they die. Or at least get weakened."
"Actually, Green Lanterns can handle the color- it's the light from a yellow power ring they can't handle."
"Whatever. I still say it would be funny..." Robin trailed off, and then looked to see who had spoken. Standing there, arms crossed, with an amused expression, was Hal Jordan.
The Green Lantern smirked. "Though I have to admit- death by twinkie sounds pretty cool." he said sarcastically. Wally, Robin, and Raquel just stared. Then, all at once, the three stood up and bolted out of the room. Hal just rolled his eyes, and walked back towards the zeta tubes. "I'll be back later- I don't..." he paused, as the ring-tone on his phone went off. He took one look at the phone, before throwing it over to the teens. "I am not answering that!" he said, before running towards the tubes, and disappearing in a flash of light.
Conner picked up the phone out of curiosity. Before he could do anything, Raquel and Robin ran back into the room, put it up in between themselves so they could both hear, and let the call go through. "Helloooo?" they said in unision, though it was drowned out by the voice of what could old be a seriously pissed off demon, asking where the hell he was. They clicked 'End' immediately, and then threw it towards the zeta tubes. Then it started ringing again.
"There is a demon on the other end of that phone!" Robin said, pointing at it. "Don't answer it!" he then yelled, before hissing at it, and running. Raquel ripped the banana out of Wally' hand, threw it at the phone, and then followed.
Kaldur stood up to go and see who was calling. The name Diana Prince showed up on the Caller I.D. He calmly walked back to his friends.
"Who is it?" Zatanna asked with a smile.
The Atlantean sat back where he had been before before answering, "An angry demon."
This was going to be about 300 words... but I had to add in the phone part for some reason v.v
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