I kinda messed up and forgot a chapter... ;;; Oopsie.

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Reno nodded, "Ok, now get everything important like the clothes and stuff them into one of the bags from the green lockers over there." Reno knew how to fly and crash things. That came with being a Turk. So crashing this ship into the pond near Seventh Heaven in five minutes wouldn't be a problem. Reno just hoped that the pond was deep enough. "Hold on to whatever possible and wait till I say five. Got it?" Reno pushed in the proper controls so they would land directly in the middle of the pond.

Yuffie quickly grabbed everything and stuffed it into one large bag. She tied it around her waist and held on for the ride in her chair. "I do hope you know how to do a good crash landing!" The ninja really hated rough flights, and this one was going to be worse than Cid's flying.

They were two minutes from crashing and he could plainly see the pond in his sights. "Ok, get ready." Reno ran over to the side door and opened it. "Get your ass over here." Reno looked out the front as the pond grew closer. Yuffie quickly jumped up from her seat in the rocketing gummy ship. She grabbed the edge of the ship's door looking down at the water below, groaning. "Ok, on five jump." Reno sighed and looked down at the water below. "One, two, three, four... five."

This day was getting better and better by the hour. "This really, really.." She jumped, "SUCKS!" Without knowing it she grabbed Reno's hand before she leaped. Reno felt Yuffie grabbed his hand and the two of them landed not so gracefully into the pond. "No time for swimming, we have to get out of here now." Reno's hair was all in his face and he scrambled to get as far away from the pond as possible. He was almost dragging Yuffie behind him.

The ninja coughed up some water as she rose above the surface. "Aww, no time for skinny dipping?" She joked right before the Gummy Ship crashed into the pond sending a huge wave over the two of them. Yuffie continue to swim after the wave passed over them. The shore was in sight, oh how she was happy to be near real ground soon.

Reno too saw the shore in sight. As soon as his shoes hit the pavement he ran till his legs protested in pain. He knew by now that the timer was u p, and... BANG! The ship let out a massive explosion sending water into the air in a huge wave. The wave sent water rushing everywhere and caused Reno's feet to come out from underneath him.

Yuffie followed Renoas fast as she could her feet where also swept out from underneath her so she went flying. Well this was going to be one hell of a thing to tell people. 'Hey Yuffie. Why are you soaked?' 'Well, I jumped from a Gummy ship that was a ticking time-bomb into a pond. Yeah. Nothing new at all.' The water receded back into the pond or down the drain pipes. Once again she was on top of Reno, but this time only half of her was on him.

Reno too was now drenched with water as the two of them slightly skidded. Reno felt Yuffie on top of him. He let out a sigh and heard footsteps. "You alright Yuff?" Reno couldn't help his heavy breathing. He tipped his head back and saw Strife and Tifa. Now he really couldn't help his breathing. "I can explain... somehow."

Yuffie sighed, she was also breathing hard. She looked up also to see the duo, grinning. "Hey guys. I'm back. This is my new grand entrance with an exploding Gummy ship." The ninja yawned before falling asleep, she was so tired of all of this running around for their lives.

Reno wasn't sure what to do now. For one, he couldn't just push Yuffie off and just smile at the two. "Um... Yuffie, can you get up?" Reno wasn't sure what the two of them were thinking right now... he wasn't sure that he wanted to know anyway. He just hoped he wouldn't get beaten by them.

The ninja's only reply was a huge yawn. Tifa rolled her eyes and peeled the ninja off of Reno. "Aww. Poor Yuffie, hope you played nice with her Reno." Tifa winked at Reno and handed the knocked out ninja to Cloud. Who groaned and threw her over his shoulder with a loud squelch sound.

Reno was dumbfounded. Nobody was yelling at him, and Tifa wasn't yelling at him for getting the both of them in a great deal of trouble. "Um... I, did?" He said tentatively. This was all really strange to him. Reno slowly stood up and eyed the two of them. "So... what now?"

Tifa laughed as he stood up dripping wet, while Yuffie slowly soaked Cloud. "What now Reno is that we're going to get Yuffie into some dry clothes and a bed. You? I don't know what to do with you. You could tag along, if you want." Mr. Chocobo was already walking away with a dripping Yuffie, Tifa followed suit without waiting for Reno's answer.

Reno just glared at her back as she laughed at him. "Alright, I'll tag along." She obviously wasn't paying attention and he followed behind the two and looked at sopping wet Yuffie. How is it that she still looked good wet?

Tifa didn't bother replying as she followed Cloud to the Seventh Heaven, up the stairs and to Yuffie's room. She closed the door after Cloud deposited her on the bed, and went out. The ninja rolled over groaning, she was thrown onto the bed, instead of placed, so she woke up. "Hiya Tifa. What's going on?"

The barmaid rolled her eyes at the sleepy, drenched Yuffie. "You need to get out of your clothes into these." She pointed to some normal Yuffie clothes. "Then you can go to bed. Hokay?"

"Righto Beefa!" The ninja clumsily gave Tifa a salute when she left. Instead of changing Yuffie just slumped back and feel asleep. The brunette came back down the stairs with a shirtless Cloud behind her. He didn't have any clean shirts, since everything was in the washer.

"So Reno, what adventures did you have with Yuffie?" Tifa asked the Turk.

Reno had been waiting at the bottom of the stairs still soaked. He just shrugged, "Let's see. We got in trouble because my camera phone took highly suggestive pictures, and so Vincent and Cloud came after us. Then we hid in an old rundown inn and got attacked by Axel. Then we went to a hotel room above a bar and I was staring down the barrel of Valentine's gun when Axel shows up again. Vincent shot Axel, and bang... I get bullet holes.

We go to the huge ass Shinra building and then get attacked by Axel and taken to the nobody's hide out. We both snuck out because I had cleverly disguised myself as Axel of course. We hijacked a gummi ship and went to Halloween Town, and then to Agribah. After going to Agribah we high tailed it here and accidentally had the ship explode, and here we are." Reno hadn't had time to process all the shit they had been through. He let himself admit that if there was one person he wanted to get stuck with throughout all that... he was glad it was Yuffie.

"Well that sounds like a lot of fun. So it took about two days of running for your lives to finally tire the ninja out. We have to thank you, we haven't run into tricks for the past two day s. Which is nice." Tifa stated as she walked behind the bar and started to mix up Reno's favorite drink. Cloud sat in one of the leather chairs and opened up the newspaper flipping through it.

Yuffie woke up as she shivered, groaning she went into the shower. Stripped off her wet clothes and went into the warm shower. Coming out, she wrapped herself in an orange towel while drying her hair she looked out the window.

Reno just shrugged, "I don't think me fleeing for my life with Yuffie deserves thanks, but I'll take it." Reno to ok the drink from Tifa and took a large gulp. "So, what did you two do without Yuffie for two days?" Reno tried to keep his grin to himself, but it was had to contain.

"Oh Cloud and I did a lot of things. Like going out to a dinner, a nice movie. Not to mention there wasn't any itching powder on anything, or random items crammed into food items so when you bite into it you nearly chip your tooth." The barmaid wouldn't go any farther than that. Reno just smirked as he finished his drink. "Movies and dinner... I'll bet."

"AAAAAAAH!!"

Reno set his drink down exactly when he heard Yuffie shriek. "Oh, shit."

Tifa looked up at the ceiling. That was Yuffie of course, but what the hell happened? Cloud was already racing up the stairs with his sword in hand, which magically appeared of course, along with Tifa's leather gloves. Both of them raced upstairs to Yuffie's room and busted the door open. Reno looked toward where the screaming had originated from and dashed up the stairs after Strife.

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Is Axel back?