The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might choose to make fun of.
In this chapter, the Legends cast makes fun of what the National Film Association calls one of the top five greatest movies of all time. I'm going to get out of your way, so here's the last Legends parody!!
Parody #23
A Parody of The Godfather
By: The Legends series
(The Godfather is played by Data, whose head pokes out of a fine suit. If place of hands, broom handles come out of the sleeves. Shoes are taped onto the pant legs. Teasel walks up to Data.)
Data - What do you want me to do?
Teasel - I want you to take your pants off and do a little dance.
Data - That I cannot do.
(As Teasel walks out, Data looks around.)
Data - That stupid fool made me hungry. Bring me a baby.
(At the wedding, the music stops at one point.)
Announcer - And now, we have a very special musical guest. May I present… Jimmy 'Two Bread' Vertobi!
(A Servbot steps onto the stage and starts singing as music starts.)
Servbot - -clears throat- All Italians suck! All Italians suck! We all know how much Italians blow, 'cause all Italians suck!
(The music stops.)
Servbot - Thank you!
(Instead of applauding, everyone at the wedding pulls out a gun and begins shooting at the Servbot. As he's being destroyed, one band mate turns to the other.)
Band Mate - Y'know, if I was him, I would have probably opened up with another number.
(When the photographer takes a picture of a bunch of people, a Servbot points to him. Two others bring over the film and he crumbles it up. He points to the man and they crumble him up like film. Later, The pastry chef pleads to the Godfather.)
Pastry Chef - Thank you! Thank you! Wait 'til you see the cake I'm making for your daughter's wedding! It's shaped like a pair of big titties! You like titties, don't you? Of course you do! See ya later!
(As he shuts the door you hear him yell 'TITTIES!!' Later, in enclosed room.)
Random Man - Data Corleone, I will go piss my pants now because my bladder is full.
Data - Thanks for the info.
Random Man - You are welcomed.
(Outside, Barrell goes up to the microphone and begins singing in German. When Glyde gets up on stage, the girls begin screaming.)
Random Fangirl - OMYGOD!!! He's looking at me!
(One of the girls' head's explodes. Minutes later, in an enclosed room…)
Random Person - It can't be done. Shooting starts in a week.
Data - I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Two tickets to see Appo and Dah in concert, a commemorative tote bag, and a gun to his face. No one can refuse that offer.
(After taking the group photo, the photographer gets his head torn off by a Servbot.)
Data - No! No! We ordered that picture!
Servbot - Oh. Sorry.
(He takes a dollar bill out and throws it on the corpse. Later, Wily, the fisherman from the first game, wakes up and looks in his bed. A Servbot's head lays there.)
Wily - Oh, it's just you.
(Wily lays back down, then gets back up.)
Wily - Wait…
(He further removes his sheets and finds a head of lettuce in his bed.)
Wily - AAAAHHHH!!!!!
(A person brings in flowers and a pony.)
Data - What's this?
Random Person - It's from Johnny, doing that movie thing.
Data - Okay. Take the flowers away but leave the pony. Come here, pony.
(The door shuts. Elsewhere, a bartender pats a man's arm before stabbing down. It turns out that it stabbed between his fingers. The bartender continuously tries to stab the man's hand, but always stabs between the fingers. Eventually, he shoots him. In the fruit market, two gunmen run towards Data.)
Data - Blar! Fruit!
(Data throws the fruit in their faces and runs off. A few hours later, an informant walks in Megaman's house.)
Informant - Word on the street is that They're making a seventh Star Wars.
(Megaman picks him up and slams him against the wall.)
Megaman - Say it isn't so! I hate Star Wars!
(Later, two men are talking.)
Man #1 - He's dead. He's dead and nothing can bring him back. Except, of course, the imprisonment of Michael Jackson, Cher's latest album hits the top five, and the death of each one of those Rolling Stone bastards.
Man #2 - None of that will happen. You know that.
Man #1 - That's why I said 'nothing can bring him back'.
(Later, a package is handed to Megaman. He opens it up and there is a small french-fry on the inside.)
Megaman - What the hell is this?
Messenger - It means Luca is a short fry. Oh, this came in too.
(The messenger puts a fish on top of the fry.)
Messenger - It means Luca smells bad.
(Later, Juno walks out of the bathroom and points his finger at Von Bleucher.)
Juno - Blam!
(A bullet hole appears in his head and he falls over, dead. Juno turns to Barrell.)
Juno - Blam! Blam!
(A bullet hole appears in his throat, then his head. He too falls over dead. A few weeks later, while taking Data upstairs, a kid punches Lex Loath in the chest. He flies through the wall. Even more later, Megaman walks downstairs after making out with Tron.)
Megaman - Come on. We've got to pick up my sister.
(Everyone gets into the car and sits there for a few minutes.)
Megaman - Well, we're here.
(Megaman gets out and reenters the room.)
(A.N. I know. That was creepy, but my evil side said 'You've got to put this!' I turned to my good side and he said 'He's right. You've got to put this!')
(When kids are playing in the water, a Servbot walks up and begins beating the shit out of some random person. During this time, an old lady continuously yells, 'Use the chair! Lay the smackdown on him!' Later, Sera begins throwing a fit. Megaman takes off his belt and makes a loop.)
Megaman - Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this!
(In Sicily…)
Yuna - Wait there. I'll drive to you.
(Juno goes to walk towards the car.)
Juno - NO!!
(The car explodes and Juno looks at the wreckage.)
Juno - At least the fire's pretty.
(Later, In Vegas…)
Random Person - Are you sure 'cause he never said anything about selling the business.
Juno - Don't worry. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. A chance to gut Bill Gates, a partridge in a pear tree, and a rattlesnake in his pants. No one can turn that offer down.
(As Data chases a Servbot, he stops and puts a hand to his chest.)
Data - Curse you, Burger King! You and your cholesterol-filled food!
(He falls over and the Servbot keeps playing.)
Data - You stupid piece of shit… -dies-
(Later, Von Bleucher has a man killed.)
Juno - I said I wasn't going to kill you. It doesn't mean that I wasn't going to have you killed.
(Juno cracks his neck.)
Juno - Man, it's good to be the Don.
(A Servbot walks up and whispers in his ear.)
Juno - What?! He's not dead!
(Juno turns to the dead man.)
Juno - Sorry. Gotta go. Unfinished business.
Yeah, there was a lot of 'random person' uses in that chapter, mainly because I had trouble keeping track of people. Oh well. Next time, the Zero series makes fun of Jeopardy, and after that… Well, you'll see… Until then, Read and Review and I'll continue!!