Chapter 25 : Who's The Bitch Now?
"Corey!, Corey!, Corey!" The crowd chanted over and over again. The confetti fell from the rafters as Corey held his arms up in victory, before grabbing a nearby microphone.
"Finally...The Corey has come back!...To the Hidden Queff Village" He said. "Why in the hell are you here?" Kemo asked, he was starting to get angry. Corey ignored that fucker. "Bitches and mengs, please put your motha fucking hands together for the second best ninja I know!...Keemkashi!" Corey said.
Keemkashi appeared on the battlefield right next to Corey. "Oh shit, Thomas is here too. Didn't see you bro, good luck, I guess." Corey said before leaving Thomas and Kemo to fight one another.
Thomas dropped his head at what just happened. After weeks of training which felt like years, all of the confidence he had built up had just been flushed down the drain just like that. Out of the corner of his eye Thomas saw a wave of sand rapidly approaching him. Kemo was shocked as Thomas easily dodged it, his speed had greatly increased.
"I'm gonna stab you with a rusty sand screwdriver!" Kemo yelled his best insult. He sent another wave at Thomas, faster than the last one. Thomas appeared behind Kemo and managed to land a kick to Kemo's ribcage.
A loud crack echoed throughout the stadium as the crowd let out waves of "oohs" and "aahhs". Kemo doubled over in pain, the first time he had felt a pain like this. "Is he so fast that my vaginal sand cant keep up with him?" Kemo asked.
"Hell yeah I am, bitch!" Thomas said, throwing another kick but this time Kemo's vag sand blocked the attack. A hand formed out of the sand and punched Thomas into the air, while in the air Thomas regained his momentum. "Time to finish this fuck face!" He yelled out.
Thomas' hand had sparks flying around it before being consumed by it. "You taught that mother fucker Thunderpunch?" Corey asked. "Yeah, bitch. You Jelly?" Keemkashi asked. "Fuck no. I'm mother fucking peanut butter dawg. Pervy Bany taught me some ballin ass attacks that shit all over Thunderpunch. They have cooler names too." Corey replied. "Oh yeah? Like what?" Keemkashi asked.
Corey remained silent.
Meanwhile, Thomas was looking badass falling at full speed towards Kemo, his Thunderpunch ready to fuck some shit up. Sand formed in front of Kemo, making a shield just as Thomas was about to strike. Just then Thomas' eyes turned purple, his pupils black and he now had two small Prince symbols in each eye.
Thomas made contact with the sand and went clean through that shit! God damn son! Got him! After breaking through the sand, Thomas' Thunderpunched Kemo right in the sand gina. "Who's the bitch now!" Thomas yelled, as he kicked Kemo in the ribs and threw his arms up in victory.