Chapter Twenty-four: Party Animals
(Feferi's POV)
We are the angry and the desperate, the hungry, and the cold, we are the ones who kept quiet and always did what we were told.
But we've been sweating while you slept so calm in the safety of your home.
We've been pulling out the nails that hold up everything you've known.
Don't hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don't need your help now,
you will let me down, down, down!
Don't hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don't need your help now,
you will let me down, down, down!
So open your eyes child let's be on our way. Broken windows and ashes are guiding the way.
Keep quiet no longer, we'll sing through the day of the lives that we've lost and the lives we've reclaimed.
Go!
Then the guitarist did his little solo.
Don't hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don't need your help now,
you will let me down, down, down!
Don't hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don't need your help now,
you will let me down, down, down!
Don't hold me up...
(I don't need your help, I'll stand my ground)
Don't hold me up...
(I don't need your help)
No! No! No!
Don't hold me up!
(I don't need your help, I'll stand my ground)
Don't hold me up!
(I don't need your help, I'll stand my ground)
Don't let me down, down, down, down, down!
Then it ended with another small solo I guess.
"Okay that's it with rehearsal Karkat, great job once again, let's try that new song tomorrow morning okay" Kankri said, after it went completely silent, clapping along with everyone else, (except for Sollux of course).
"Okay everyone let's head up to my room and relax" Karkat said, everyone agreed and went up there (With Eridan dragging Sollux) and we all got comfortable, but bored really quickly.
"Vantath, don't you have anything fun to do or thomething before we all die of boredom." Sollux complained, looking at Karkat from his position from the bean bag chair he was sitting in, (It was yellow with black stripes; I bet Karkrab did it on purpose).
"I could show all you motherfuckers my miraculous juggalo tricks" Gamzee said, standing up.
"You can do clown tricks?" Nepeta questioned.
"Yeah of course, when I grow up I want to be a juggalo, being able to make motherfuckers happy and wear and do all the miraculous shit they do." He said.
"Okay, juggle some bean bags then." Karkrab said, getting up and walking to his closet and bending down to get something.
I looked over at Sollux really quick and saying he was staring at something with a gaze the real Sollux would hold, and followed the gaze which leads to…
….
….
Karkrab's ass. I looked back at Sollux with a smirk I know is on my face, he must have caught me staring at him, because he blushed and looked down, but not before flipping me off. Oh Sollux, sometimes it's just too easy to get a reaction from you.
"Okay here you go Gamzee" Karkat said, getting up and throwing bean bags at Gamzee.
"Wwhy do you havve bean bags in your closet Kar" Eridan asked, I know he's just asking for fun.
"Because fuck you shut the fuck up" Was Karkat's response.
Gamzee stood up and walked to the middle of the room, holding up three bags he winked at Tavros and threw two in the air, both over shoot arms length and one hit Sollux's head and the other hit Vriska's bad eye and the worst part was that it was wide open.
"AHHHHHHHH" she screamed, clutching her eye, me, Kanaya, Aradia and Karkat rushed to her, Terezi sort of holding her from flailing around.
"Oh motherfuck, I'm sooooo so sorry piratesis I didn't mean it." Gamzee said, running towards her.
She stopped moving and opened her eye to us. It was really red from the rubbing and clutching and she was crying form that eye, it looked a little painful considering that she barely lost the eye patch yesterday, oh gog.
"I'll be right back" I heard Gamzee say then the closing of the door, but I wasn't paying too much attention to him right now.
But the next thing I knew a piece of raw, frozen meat was shoved in her face or close to her face.
"I saw on a bunch of motherfucking movies that this helps with all sorts of aches and bruises." Gamzee explained.
Oh gog this is gonna be awhile.
(Vriska POV)
Well after helping my eye's irritation, we all go back to Karkat's room and he suggests we watch some movies to pass the time.
While everyone was arguing with each other of what movie we should watch, I started a conversation with Nepeta; she seemed to be thinking of something really hard.
"Hey Nepeta what are you thinking about" I asked.
"Oh well, i-it's something r-r-really important to m-me and for another p-p-person." She stuttered.
"Oh give me the details" I asked, I really want to know if it's about Karkat, I noticed the way she stared longing at him numerous times.
"Well, tomorrow, in most countries is. I-i-is." She blushes deeply. Oh it's gonna get good.
"What?" I really want to know.
She leaned in closer to whisper it in my ear.
"National Kissing Day" she whispered then retreated into her knees.
"What's that?" to be honest I never heard of such a day.
She lifted her head a little and motioned me closer, so I moved closer.
"It's a national day were people or couples all around share kisses and I really want to celebrate it, but I don't think any of them know what it is." She whispered.
Ohhhhhhhh this is going to be so interesting, I totally know what I'm doing tomorrow and I know the perfect person to help.
(Special POV)
Okay so get this, I just meet a huge artist and he offered me something if I do this little thing for him in return.
Okay so I'm at the store with my boyfriend, walking down the aisle when I see these two dudes handcuffed together and I'm thinking "What the fuck is going on between them, are they in some weird Hangover movie shit" and then I recognized the short one, he was Karkat Vantas from Knights of Blood.
You see, I saw a picture of him from my boyfriend's cousin because she's apparently a huge fan, but considering this dude looks and the songs he sings, I don't blame her.
So I go over and I'm all like "Oh Bro" and he was all like "Nothing much" and he's tall bitch was just looking at him and I'm thinking "Oh he what's to be alone with him or something" and then I called over my boyfriend all like "Hey Jakey, get your sweet ass over here, we got at star in here" and he comes over and starts fangirling and asking for his autograph, but I don't pay too much attention because I'm "Admiring" those cute kaki's on him.
When Jake starts turning to leave the little bro calls me "Yo Dirk I gotta favor to ask." And he comes over and I swear if he asks me to do something to do that's illegal I'll be all like Ollie outy in this place.
No it wasn't that, he was asking if I could buy some light alcohol and some sodas for him. So I'm like "That's cool, but what's in it for me" and he's all like "Any brony things you want Bro" and I'm like 'Yeah sure I'll do it Bro."
So now I have an address that he gave me and I'm bringing it to his room, I guess he told the front desk about me because they expected me, which I found creepy as fuck, at first.
I brought Jake along with me because he wanted to get a picture with him to give to Harley, his cousin.
I go up to the room they said he would be at, room 222. I go up to the door and knock on the door, after a minute it opens and comes out Karkat Vantas's tall bitch from the store, I know Vantas is in there now because tall bitch is shirtless and he has sex hair.
"What the fuck do you want athhole" Oh someone's snappy because I interrupted his "alone" time with his master.
"I came to bring you the stuff Vantas requested" I told him, hand with the bag and arm around my Jakey's shoulders.
"What thtuff?" he asked, oh right Vantas must have not told him yet.
Before I could reply, Vantas came up next to me in the hall.
"Hey Dirk I was wondering when you'd get here." Oh.
"Bro, if you're out here, then who the hell's in there with your bitch." I asked him, really confused.
He looks at the tall bitch and blushes then goes up to tall bitch and whispers something in his eyes to make him say something like "Then why the fuck are you thtaring, fucking douche" and slams the door shut. Damn someone's really pissed off.
"Don't mind him, he gets really angry when woken up suddenly, so do you have the stuff I asked for"
"Do you have the stuff I asked for?" I retaliated.
"Come this way" he said, walking towards the elevator.
(Karkat's POV)
So after we head to my room, I go into the other closet in the other room and take out at least six bags of his shit.
"Here's a shit load of My Little Ponies, limited addition, never been opened and blah, blah, blah." I said handing him three bags, there's a lot of shit when you think it's only a little.
"And a poster all of them together, another one with this pony" I told him pointing at it. "And more shitty posters and stickers of their marks and season 1-3 of this shit with deletes scenes." And handed him the last two bags and then got the last one.
"And three packets of silver and gold bullets, with a cleaning rag, you better be fucking grateful I got this, I'm 17 you dip-shit and this is illegal for me." I told them, because it's a true fucking fact, handing it to Jake, who just looks like he found the fucking bones of an extinct dinosaur or some shit in his backyard.
"Okay so here's your stuff, thanks for doing your half of the bargain Bro, see you some time" Dirk said, turning to leave.
"But Dirk, I thought you said I could take a picture with the old sport here, did you lie or something." Jake said, huh so that's why he brought him here.
"Fine, but make it quick"
(Jake's POV)
After I got a photo with the old champ, I immediately texted it to my cousin and after leaving the hotel room, I got a text with the usual, "Oh my god, is that true, where did you meet him" and other things she would say.
After getting in the car, Dirk and I started laughing our heads off.
You see, Dirk here sort of "Drugged the alcohol and sodas"
Dirk has a way to drug the beverages without opening the lids or can tops, I feel a little bad, but what's the worst that can happen, it's not like he put enough to kill them, no he only put enough to give them a little hangover in the morning.
Oh the rush of being delinquents, how fun.
(Third Person POV)
"So is everyone here" Karkat said, looking around his room at all eleven people.
"Tho what ith thith dithcuththtion for thith time and why thould I care." Sollux asked, looking irritated.
"Well, if miss pissy pants over there wants to know, we are having a party in my room; I got connections to get me some alcohol and sodas for us." Karkat growled the first part, but then looked to the others for the second,
"Fuck you" Sollux growled back.
"Kar wwhy did you buy alcohol, wwe wwould havve been fine wwith the sodas" Eridan said, looking concerned.
"Fuck thith I'm drinking, where'th the alcohol" Sollux said, jumping up to his feet.
"Hold your horses Captor, Mister Vantas will do whatever he feels is right, so he can tell you that you can't or can drink alcohol." Equius said, standing up to block Sollux from Karkat.
"I also got sodas too people" Karkat said, holding up a bag of sodas.
So after handing out both alcohol and sodas everyone seemed content.
The people that got alcohol:
Sollux, Karkat, Gamzee, Feferi, Aradia, and Equius.
The ones for soda:
Tavros, Eridan, Nepeta, Kanaya, Vriska, and Terezi.
"I don't know why you guys are drinking that, all alcohol tastes like piss" Tavros commented, watching Gamzee drink.
"And how do you know the information that alcohol tastes like urine" Aradia asked, taking at sip.
"My uncle Rufioh, that's how" Tavros said.
"Whatever motherfuckers let's get some miracles playing in this room." Gamzee said.
"I'm going, any requests anyone?" Karkat asked, hooking up his computer to some speakers around the room.
"It's surround sound." Karkat said, noticing the stares at both him and the speakers.
"How about, oh I know a song motherfucker" Gamzee said, going up to Karkat and whispering in his ear.
"What, are you serious Gamzee, why that song." Karkat complained.
"Because it's full of miracles Karbro" Gamzee simply said.
"Fine, but I'm not gonna like it fuckass" Karkat said, typing something on his computer then came the song.
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Ass ass ass ass ass
Stop…..now make that motherf*cker hammer time like…
~Small Time Skip~
"Okay, huh, oh yeah um. Equius, I -hic- um dare you to hum" Tavros wait, thinking really hard in his drunken stupor,
"To make me a turkey sandwich I'm hungry" Tavros said, laughing with Gamzee hanging off his shoulders.
"How about I give you a knuckle sandwich, it tastes better." Equius growled back.
"Sure -hic- okay" Tavros giggled.
Equius punched Tavros in the arm. Hard.
"There's you sandwich, farm boy." Equius said standing up to go sit near the window.
"Why's he gotta do me like that Gamz" Tavros said, not really feeling the pain.
"I don't know Tavbro, he's drunk" Gamzee said, shaking his head.
(Eridan's POV)
I think, no I know we were drugged. You see I've only gotten drunk twice in my life being 17 and all, but I was drinking soda, how do you get drunk off of two sodas.
Feferi's head is on my lap, apparently she is a sleeper drunk and well I'm glad because well she can't see the others drunk. Now those are some crazy drunks
I look around to see Aradia talking her ass off to Equius, but he's not really listening, usually he does listen to her.
Kanaya's dancing, if you call stumbling and almost falling dancing, near Terezi and Vriska.
I hear Terezi constantly ask Kar if she go outside and explore, with him grabbing her by the waist and pull her closer like I do to Fef, and tell her no.
Sol is just sort of staring at Kar, but he looks like he's not all there at the moment.
I hear another song come up and see Tavros start dancing to it and, oh cod he's stripping and oh COD Gamzee's just throwing dollar bills at him, laughing while saying "And make it rain, make it rain, I love you baby."
Vriska was laughing while staring at Karkat flirting with Aradia and now that he's flirting with Equius, by sitting in his lap, she crying. What's her deal?
(Karkat's POV)
You know what I think somebody drugged the drinks, you know I only had one and I feel light-headed.
It's so fun looking at people's reaction when I talk to them.
You see I was sitting in Equius's lap, because it's just sitable, sit. able. I made a new word, where was I?
Oh so I was sitting with Equius and he wouldn't look at me so I got really close to his face and told him to look at me while I'm talking to him and he got redder than a tomato, it was really funny.
So now I'm trying to walk over to Sollux, when Nepeta comes in front of and she's glaring at me and I'm like what did I do wrong?
"Hey babe, why the angry face" I told her pulling her closer so she won't hit me or something.
"You know I hate that you give me hints then go flirt with the others, it has to stop" she growled at me, what did I do?
"You know you look more beautiful when you're smiling sweetie" I told her, holder her chin so she could look up at me.
"No I will not smile until you promise to only love me" she growled again, okay I'm so far gone I could only make out promise and only love and something about smiling, so I smiled.
"Better kitten" I told her. She looked really pissed, but her eyes checked my face and her gaze landed on my lips, what is she doing.
She started closer her eyes and leaned closer, I think she's gonna bit me, but then I'm greeted with a pillow in my face, blocking her from me.
"That'th my man, go find one who actually wantth to kith you, cat bitch" I heard Sollux growl, removing the pillow from Nepeta's face and clinging onto my arm. I love him.
"Oh says the one who treats him like shit, why don't you go find your own man, this one's mine" Nepeta growled, clinging onto my other arm, what's going on?
"Hey motherfuckers what's with all this growling and fighting this is not the work of miracles Bro and little sis." Gamzee said, walking over giggling.
"Thorry Gamzee, thome little girl thould know her place and get her filthy little clawth OFF. MY. MAN"
"Yeah well at least Karkitty here doesn't want me to leave, right Karkitty?" Nepeta asked looking up at me with these cute kitten eyes.
"I think I should… what are we fighting about again?" I asked losing my train of thought. I see Gamzee left to go be with Tavros again, what happened to Tavros's shirt and jeans.
"You were jutht thaying to cat girl over there that the thould leave tho we could have thome alone time Karkat" oh wow, this is the first time he said my name after all this. I really, really love him right now.
"Look Nepeta, I love you, but can you leave me with Sollux right now, you can do that right? For me" I asked her, hugging her close to me while I'm asking, I do love her, like my own little sister.
"Anything for you Karkitty" She simply said.
"Okay, why don't you go talk to Equius or something" I told her pushing her lightly towards Equius.
"Okay" She said.
"Bye bye cat girl" Sollux waved, smirking like he won a fight or something.
Sollux turns to me and flat out kisses me. He tastes the same, a little honey with some alcohol in there, but it's his taste and I love every second of it.
When we part for oxygen, he looks me straight in the eyes, when did he take off his glasses?
"Karkat, your mine tho don't let anyone'th clawth, horthe thoeth, fithy palmth or thpider or blind or dethigner or even clown handth on you again, pleathe don't let them, I hate it when they touch you, your mine and mine alone" he said, then tilting my head to get to my neck, I can feel him marking me and I love it, I'm feeling more light-headed, I hear the others around us, then silence.
This is gonna be a long night I can tell you, I also see Terezi trying to climb out the window, I hope she's gonna be okay.