Rueky Ishtar says:

lol, you ok? i was wondering where you were...
Bakura- so if you love Marik (which you admited to two chapters ago :)) does that mean youd do anything to get him to admit he's gay and stay with you?
Marik-do you wear color contacts or are you eyes really purple?
Ryou-*cleans nose* sorry... so you feel better now that youve told Melvin you love him?
Melvin-ok now that ive gotten you two together you had better not hurt him *grabs Melvin* understand!?
Akefia-i realized why i like citronshipping more, it has more adventuer than thiefshipping, and... its a pedo shipping...*blush* SpainXRomono kinda pedo

Bakura: Almost.

Marik: How dare you even IMPLY that anything on my fabulous body is artificial in anyway!? YES, my eees are purple! You're just jealous!

Ryou: A-a little...

Melvin: *huge creepy grin* Not any pain he won't like, alright?

Akefia: Would it be better if it were you and I?

FullmetalCardGames says:

Look guys I'm back:)
Marik: what do you say about me NOT finding you sexy? Even your yami hotter than you. U mad/Jelly?

Slenderman: Have you met Pewdiepie?

Melvin: your reaction to what I asked/told marik?

Akeifa: combustable lemons. Everywhere.

Marik: I will be the bigger MAN out of us both MEN and totally not insult your MANLINESS in any way. Because you're totally a MANLY MAN.

Slenderman: A gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell.

Melvin: I...I...

Akefia: AUGH! THE JUICES!

darkmalicesama says...oh dear...:

alright, i know most people are asking questions but i need to get some actual advice, and i cant ask anyone i know, so i thought, what better than some random internet person i dont even know? i dont mind whoever answers this, or if its the author or not, because i honestly just want advice. okay, its a long story but baaaasically, i come from a long history of, what you would call "jesus freaks" people who go over the top with the bible and upsess over it to unhealthy extents (in my opinion. i dont mean to offend anyone, just..you know) and because of this my ENTIRE family of 9 people is homophobic to the extent that my mother thinks gays should burn at the stake. however, i am just "so, very lucky" that i was born into this family, and im a lesbian. how lucky, am i right? anyway, i kept it a secret for a long time, however, i unfortuanatly...fell deeply and undeniably in love with a beautiful girl i would never let go, ever. you dont need the details but my mum found this out and took a complete overreaction...when i was eventually ungrounded after several months my mother (oddly out of character) allowed us to still remain friends. she said if she found us "together" together again, there would be consiquences and as a result my love interest is extremely paranoid incase we are seen. this means i dont get to do anything. no hugs, kisses, saying i love you, nothing. because shes afraid shell lose me...however, this only makes me feel rejected (without her realising) and i am constantly depressed...i have no idea what to do. leave her altogether and eventually get over her (but i doubt ill ever get over her), try and convince her to secretly do at least SOMETHING (though shes pretty stubborn about doing nothing...) or another option! please help? i have no idea what to do! thanks in advance. okay, onto the questions (sorry about the long post btw...") bakura: is your hair a living organism? like a pet? is that why it moves when you take controll? would it bark if i tried to touch it? these are the questions that plauge my mind...marik: have you ever used one of your steves to help you masterbate? i mean, itd be pretty useful! you wouldnt have to bother hurting your wrist! ryou: i know you have just, recently, had a sexy encounter with melvin..buuut, if he goes out with you, will you admit you are gay, and not just from britain? (where i live woohoo!)

Pseudonym: Well my advice is horrifically late and I'm a bit worried in case things didn't go well at this point. But if I were past me, I'd say that you do your damndest to make the most out of what friendship you do have in public, and who says you can't sneak in an innuendo or two that may not be noticed? Being forced apart is never good for a relationship, but if she knows what's going on she'll stick around because she thinks it's worth it. If not, then you guys just may not have been for each other (again, I'm not sure how it's going now)

Bakura: My hair is NOT a living, sentient being! It doesn't bark or squeak or moo or ANYTHING!
Marik: Woah, I see someone's on her period~!
Bakura: What did you say to me?
Marik: Nothing, you poof-bat!
Bakura: That's what I thought, you fruit!
Marik: I'M the fruit!? Why I oughta-

Marik: That is totally inappropriate!
Bakura: You have one session video taped.
Marik: DAMN IT, SHUT UP! *flees&

Ryou: *high fives* I'll never admit such a thing ever again!

Ssennotta says:

Marik: You're as straight as Fibbonacci's Spiral, and could you give me the length from your foot to your naval, and your naval to your head? I'm trying to figure out how beautiful you are mathmatically
Bakura: *pets hair* Good Kitty
Melvin: I got you a carving knife, put it to good use
Kaiba: How much money do you have?
Mokuba: Here's a box of doughnuts, I didn't know what kind was your favorite, so I got you a variety box

Marik: What the frig?

Bakura: Urghh...

Melvin: Like carving your dead body into a corpse masterpiece?

Kaiba: Too much for your teeny brain to comprehend, that's how much.

Mokuba: Does it have jelly donuts?

PandaTeddyClaws says:

Hmmm, actually need some advice this time. Okay so this is for all the cast. Basically I'm currently writing a fan-fiction (I know I know, you may shun me) with a multitude of my favorite pairings. My problem is I'm running out of romantic scenes. What would each of you consider a romantic scene?
( having especial trouble with Akeifia, Kaiba and Yami for this one so please?)

Pseudonym:...H-how's it coming along?
Akefia: Shut up you lousy mortal. I might find it romantic if somebody stole something for me. Especially if it was the last person you'd expect to rob a place.
Kaiba: I don't do romance...*turns on The Young and The Restless*
Yami: I'm a sexy Pharaoh, aren't I? All I need is a lovely slave, like...hm...

bliss940 says:

Marik: No matter what you say or deny. YOU. ARE. GAY! You are a sexy, evil, supervillian! I you were not gay what would you be?
P.S. Gay original means happy.

Bakura: Why don't you just steal Marik's Millennium Rod and force him to do the things you want him to do. *Wink*

Ryou & Yugi: *Pinches cheeks* YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE!

Marik: There, see! I'm happy, that's all!
Pegasus: Keep telling yourself that...

Bakura: I might be forced to call him Steve...

Ryou: Unghh!
Yugi: Um...desu?

AN: So I went to check out INOTBBS and it's blocked by Netgear Firewall, plus ffnet doesn't do https. Wow, what a bitch! I'm very close to deleting/rewriting the second half after they have sex, when Marik gets injured. In fact I think I'll do that.