The Shelby and the Saleen
Author's Note: Hello! It's GirlWhoLovesAnime! The author of this story gave me her permission to write the next chapter! I'm so excited! (^o^) I hope you enjoy the story!
Disclaimer: Knight Rider and Transformers do not belong to me. This story however belongs to Black Dragon.
The Shelby and the Topkick Part 2
KITT was outside with Ironhide helping him round up the animals at the Lennox farm. They were in their vehicle forms driving around herding them. It wasn't easy for KITT since 5 huge cows kept running away from him. One even kicked him in his front bumper. "Ugh! Ironhide how do you manage to do this every day? These animals are stubborn!" Ironhide chuckled and finished rounding up the horses. "It's easy once you get the hang of it. Try leading them into their enclosure by using a light shock. It usually works." KITT swerved around the cows and lightly shocked them on their legs, it worked except they all kicked him again and ran inside the enclosure with the other cows. The Shelby groaned and transformed. He rubbed his nose and glared at the cows who were staring at him mooing casually. "Little brats..." Ironhide transformed and stretched his arms out. He grinned at him and patted his back.
"Nice work for a rookie."
"Tell that to my nose..."
The Topkick laughed. "They'll do that to ya. I'm used to it." KITT lightly shook his head and sat on a fresh batch of hay still rubbing his sore nose when he heard the sounds of a Motorcycle approaching. "Oh no..." He looked to his right and saw Chromia approaching Ironhide. She transformed and hugged him tight snickering.
"Hey there Hidey! How's my Mech doing?"
Ironhide smiled and hugged her back. "I'm great Chrome. But I told you already, don't call me that."
"Aww, it's a cute nickname." She looked over at KITT who was looking away and lightly shaking. He remembered what happened to him when he accidently got on the wrong side of those Femmes. Chromia smirked and walked up to him. "Hey there KITT! What's the matter with you?"
He still didn't look at her and didn't answer her either. KITT didn't want to get on her bad side again. Ironhide saw how he was acting and laughed. "I think he's scared of you Chrome. Remember what you and the other femmes did to him that time?" She thought back and giggled. "Oh I remember... That was fun." She tapped KITT's shoulder and smiled at him. "Hey, sorry about that. Didn't mean to traumatize ya. Forgive me?" He turned around slightly and looked at her before speaking. "I forgive you... J-just don't put makeup on me again..."
"I promise KITTY." KITT's face turned red at the sudden nickname she gave him and he looked away again. Chromia laughed and lightly punched his shoulder. "Oh you are too cute! Look he's blushing!"
"Am not!"
"Yes you are little KITTY!"
He groaned and wanted to hide. Ironhide couldn't stop laughing as he sat next to him. "Alright he's had enough. Just look at his face."
"Alright, I'll stop. Hehe. Oh! I just remembered why I came over here."
"Why did you come all the way over here?" Ironhide asked.
"Arcee told me that one of the humans she's friends with opened up a special Nightclub! Humans and Cybertronians are allowed in!"
KITT and Ironhide stared at her. "A nightclub? Okay... Why did she?" KITT asked. "And why should I care?" Ironhide asked. "Oh don't be like that Ironhide! Anyway she did it so Cybertronians can have a place to hang out and have fun. And you don't have to be in your Holoforms either. It sounds really fun and me, Arcee and Moonracer are planning to go! I came over here to invite you two!" Chromia was really excited about this but KITT and Ironhide wasn't so sure. "I don't know Chrome. Where exactly is it located?" Ironhide asked.
"It's underground."
"Underground?" They both said in unison.
"Yup! Underground. It used to be some kind of concrete-steel shelter before it was converted. Please come by! You'll love it!"
Ironhide thought for a moment and shrugged. "Eh, whatever. Who knows, it'll probably be fun."
Chromia jumped up and down, happy that he was going. She turned and looked at KITT. "And you KITT?"
"Um... I don't know if I should..."
"Oh come on!" She knelt in front of him and put on her big puppy eyed look. "Pretty please KITTY? You'll have fun I know it!"
KITT sighed and looked at the ground, avoiding her gaze. "Fine I'll go. But don't call me kitty again."
"Deal! Whoo! This is gonna be fun!" She opened up a link to them and transmitted the location of the Nightclub. "The club is called Mystic Stars and they're open at 9:00 tonight. I'll see you there!" She giggled and transformed into her motorcycle form and sped off the farm grounds. KITT looked at Ironhide who shrugged. "Last I checked, clubs like that get rowdy and often the people there get into fights. They're almost like a bar."
"Rowdy you say?" The Topkick grinned. He liked the sound of that. "Sounds like my kind of place then!"
"Just a minute ago you weren't so sure on going and now you want to go?"
He punched the Shelby's arm and chuckled. "What can I say? I love rowdy places." KITT sighed again and rubbed his sore nose. "This is going to be a long night..."
~Later that night~
It was around 8:55pm when KITT and Ironhide were on their way to the Mystic Stars Nightclub. The A.I told Mike and Sarah where they were going and Mike wanted to go. Sarah decided to come along just to keep an eye on him. Zoe didn't want to get left behind so she tagged along too. Billy wasn't a club person so he stayed behind back at FLAG.
"I'm still surprised that a nightclub for Cybertronians opened up." Said Sarah. "Hey, who opened it up again?"
"One of Arcee's friends opened it up. It's located underground in some sort of steel chamber." Said KITT.
"Man I can't wait to see it! I'm gonna boogie the night away!" Zoe was laughing and couldn't wait to see the place. It sounded fun to them. What Mike didn't understand was why KITT wanted to go. "Hey KITT? Why did you decide to go anyway?"
"Because Chromia asked me. I didn't want to go at first but it sounded interesting."
"She kept calling him Kitty and it irritated him. So he agreed to go so she won't call him that again." Ironhide was snickering when KITT groaned. Everyone in his cabin was trying their best not to laugh. "KITTY? That is so cute." Mike laughed and patted the steering wheel. "Don't call me that please…."
"But KITTY!" He felt a small shock from the steering wheel and laughed harder. Sarah shook her head and chuckled a little. "Enough Mike. " "Okay, Hahaha!" KITT really wanted to hide under a rock. That name was embarrassing to him. A few minutes later they arrived and saw all kinds of Autobots and Decepticons waiting for the club to open. They saw some humans waiting for it to open up too. Mike, Zoe and Sarah got out of his cabin so KITT can transform into his robot mode. Ironhide transformed too and looked at all the people waiting for it to open. He saw Bumblebee standing next to a Female Autobot and grinned.
"Hey, Look at Bumblebee over there."
Everyone looked and saw him talking to the Femme. Mike chuckled and shook his head. "Didn't know Bee had skills." Zoe smiled seeing them here. "Looks like he got a hot date. I don't see Sam anywhere." Ironhide opened up a link to Bumblebee and asked a question. He turned around grinning and sent a quick reply to him, then went back to talking to his date. "Hm. Sam is at home studying. That's why he's not here."
"I don't think this place would allow him in anyways. He's only 17." Said Sarah.
KITT looked at the growing crowd waiting for the club to open and looked to his right. His optics widened when he saw who it was.
"Is that Optimus?"
Everyone looked and their jaws dropped. There was Optimus standing with a white and pink Autobot Femme, and was holding her by the waist. He seemed to be smiling at her. "Why is he here and who is that he's with?" Sarah asked.
"I know who that is!" Ironhide pulled up a file on her and showed it to the others. "Her name is Elita-One: A badass Femme who fought in the war alongside Optimus. She's a celebrity among Femme Autobots and some Decepticons even like her."
"By the way he's holding her close I'm guessing those two have a history together." Said Zoe.
"Well yea. She's his girlfriend."
Mike couldn't believe what he just heard. "Optimus? Girlfriend? I can't imagine that." Ironhide smirked and crept up to them, then yelled. "Hey who's the girl?!" Optimus quickly turned around and frowned. The Topkick was laughing his aft off. "Oh Slag! Don't surprise me like that Ironhide!" Elita-One turned around and saw KITT looking sheepish and she smiled. "Hey Optimus? Isn't that the Neutral I've heard about?" Optimus gently hit Ironhide on the head and looked over at KITT and the other FLAG members. "Yes that's him. I'll introduce you." They walked over as the humans looked up at her. From up close, if Elita-One was a human she'd be a runway model.
"Hello there everyone. This is Elita-One. Elita, these are the humans that run FLAG I told you about. Michael Knight, Sarah Graiman, and Zoe Chae." They waved at her and she waved back. "Hello everyone." Optimus noticed that Billy wasn't with them. "Where is Billy? He isn't with you?" "Billy doesn't like places like this so he stayed behind." Said Sarah. Elitia-One looked at KITT who was looking away feeling shy. She walked over and smiled at him. "Hello, are you KITT?"
He looked at her and nodded. "Y-yes… I'm the Knight Industries Three Thousand. K-KITT is my name."
Elita-One saw that he looked shy and chuckled. "No need to be shy dear. I don't bite. You all can call me Elita." Ironhide snickered when he saw how KITT was acting. "Chromia, Arcee and Moonracer scared him so he's skittish around Femmes." KITT frowned at that. "I'm not skittish, j-just shy…" He heard his friends giggling and glared at them. Elita sighed and gently patted his shoulder. "I'm sorry about that. Chromia and Arcee are my younger sisters so they can be a little crazy. I hope they didn't do too much to you."
"You should see the video we recorded!" Said Mike. "It's hilarious! They put makeup on his face and dressed him as a girl!" He burst out laughing as Ironhide and Zoe started laughing. Sarah hit him in the arm and frowned. It was funny but she didn't laugh, or at least try not to. "Oh my… Like I said, they're crazy like that…" Elita saw KITT looking away feeling even more embarrassed. So she decided to hug him, which instantly turned his armor red. "Uhhhhhh….. W-w-what are you doing?"
"Hugging you silly. You shouldn't be so bashful." She looked at his face and giggled. "You're such a cute little Sparkling. Optimus snickered at KITT's reaction when Elita said that and let go of him. He was looking away smiling and was still red. Mike was on the ground laughing his ass off. "Oh my ribs! Hahaha!" At this point even Sarah couldn't hold in her laughter and held on to Zoe laughing. KITT still felt shy but he didn't care anymore. He looked at his friends laughing at him and gently rolled Mike over with his foot. "Really Mike?" Mike slowly got up and leaned on KITT's foot panting from laughing. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm done! No more! Hahaha!" The A.I rolled his eyes and was going to say something to him but he, along with everybody there heard a loud buzzer like sound. They looked and saw a huge steel door rise up from the ground as Arcee plus a girl with blue hair appeared. The girl waved her arms and spoke into a microphone to get everyone's attention.
"HEYYYLOOO EVERYONE AND EVERYBODY! I'm DJ Crystal and welcome to the Mystic Stars Nightclub! Me and my buddy Arcee got this idea to build a place where everyone like you all can have fun and partay without any trouble! So we built this place to party all night long! Don't ask me how I got the money for this cause' it ain't yo business! But let's just say I have connections. Now come on down to the underground where the music is all around and it is crazy as it sounds! LET'S GO!"
After that the humans cheered as did the Cybertronians. Everyone entered the club and went down to the main part of the underground building. When they reached the place everyone gazed in awe. It was as big as a football field and different colored lights shoned. There was various posters on the wall along with a huge dance floor. The building was split into two parts: One for the humans to dance and the other for the Cybertronians. There was even a few back rooms labled 'for private time' on it. Also there was ten human waitresses and ten Femme Autobot waitresses. Ironhide, KITT and the others couldn't believe it. This place was decked out and looked awesome. "Oh slag I'm already loving it here!" Ironhide grinned as he looked around the place. Arcee put Crystal on the DJ platform and she started to play techno music.
"OKAY! LET'S GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!"
Everyone started cheering and got to their area. Mike, Sarah and Zoe went to the human side while KITT followed his friends to the other side. Mike grinned and held out his hand towards Sarah. "What are you doing?" "Offering a dance my sexy libarian lady." She chuckled and took his hand and headed to the dance floor. Zoe was dancing with a guy who looked like a male model and was having a good time. Meanwhile KITT sat at one of the large couches that was connected to a table watching everyone dance to the music. He saw Optimus dancing with Elita-One and seemed to be enjoying himself. He saw Bumblebee dancing with his date, a Femme Autobot named Flareup and had a grin on his face. Ironhide lightly punched his shoulder and sat next to him.
"Hey KITT, why aren't you dancing?"
"I'm... Not much of a dancer..."
"Well you can't just sit around all night!"
KITT lightly shook his head. "It's fine. Like I said, I don't dance. I'm more comferable watching the others dance." Ironhide sighed. He liked KITT but he was getting tired of him acting all shy and nervous around others. He got an idea and grinned as he saw a waitress. "Hey! Give me 4 glasses of your best High Grade Energon! And leave the bottle too!" The waitress nodded and gave them their drinks. Ironhide took one glass and gulped it down. "Damn that's good!" He drunk some more and gave his friend a glass. "Come on try it!" KITT shrugged and took a sip from his glass, he remembered he got drunk the last time he had High Grade so he was careful not to overdo it. He looked up and saw three Femmes staring at him smirking. One of them waved at him and he shyly waved back. "Ironhide? Those Femme's are staring at me." He looked at them and snickered. "Seems like they're interested in you KITT. Go talk to them." The A.I quickly shook his head and looked the other way. "Hm. Alright then. HEY GIRLS! HE WANTS TO TALK TO YA!" KITT looked at him wide eyed and stuttered. "W-W-Why did you d-d-do that?!" All Ironhide did was smirk as he got up and walked away with his glass of High Grade. "Have fun!" KITT blushed a little as the three Femmes walked over and sat next to him, two of them took a glass each of High Grade and drunk it.
"Hey there cutie. Why are you just sitting here?" One of them asked.
"U-um..." KITT was being careful with his answers as he thought of what to say to her. "I-I don't like dancing..." His armor and face started to turn red in certain areas. One of the Femmes noticed this and giggled. "Hey Stinger, he's blushing. So cute!" The Decepticon Femme known as Stinger giggled and poked his cheek. "For a young year-old Sparkling he's really cute when he blushes." KITT looked down at his drink and lightly nodded. "T-thank you..."
Stinger grabbed one of the drinks on the table and drunk it. "You know, you look like the Neutral I've heard so much about. Doesn't he look like him Viper?"
The Autobot Viper stared at his face. "He does look like him! Hey, what's your designation?"
KITT looked at them and spoke a little quietly. "I'm the Knight Industries Three Thousand... K-KITT for short."
All three gasped and looked at each other. "Oh awesome! We've heard so much about you!" Said Viper. "Starlight can you believe this?!"
The Autobot Starlight smirked at him and rubbed his arm. "Seeing is believing. KITT you're quite a celebrity around here."
He looked at her and tilted his head. "R-really?"
"Well duh. It's thanks to you that Autobots and Decepticons have ended the war." Said Stinger. "We'd like to thank you for that." KITT never realized how much influnce he was on the Cybertronians was a good thing. He smiled a little as he looked at them. "Oh, well you're all welcome girls. I'm happy you're thanking me." The three Femmes snickered. Oh they were going to thank him all right. "Hey KITT?" Began Viper. "Ever heard of a High Grade Waterfall?" He shook his head. "No. Never. What is it?" All three smirked as Viper called over a Autobot Waitress. "YO! WE NEED A HIGH GRADE WATERFALL OVER HERE!" The waitress giggled and rushed to get their order. KITT was confused as to what drink it was. "I don't understand, what is a High Grade Waterfall?"
Starlight chuckled. "Oh you'll see soon KITT. Hehe..."
Meanwhile Ironhide was dancing with Chromia and looked a little drunk. He drunk a little too much and was feeling happy and carefree. Chromia laughed at his dancing skills and glanced over to her right. She saw three Femmes around KITT and saw a funnel and tube in his mouth. She realized what it was and giggled. "KITT's having a good time. Look Hidey." Ironhide looked and grinned at what he saw. He clapped his hands and whooped. "Nice! Looking good KITT!"
KITT was on his back on the table drinking some strong Energon while a tube and funnel were in his mouth. Stinger, Viper and Starlight were cheering him on while Viper poured the drink into the funnel. KITT was trying his best to move and not choke but Starlight and Stinger held him down tight. "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" Soon all the High Grade was gone and KITT let out a loud burp, which made the Femmes laugh and kiss the side of his face. "Awesome! You finished all of it KITT!" Said Starlight. "You sure can hold your liquor!" Said Viper. KITT hiccupped and started snickering. He was drunk and felt lightheaded but strangely calm and happy.
"Urp! T-That! That was good!"
Stinger kissed his cheek and tugged on his arm. "Hey let's all go dance! Get up sexy!" KITT got up off the table and wobbled before falling on top of Stinger. His face was on her chassis and he started laughing drunkenly. "Oops, sorry bout' that." Stinger blinked before her face twisted into a devious grin. "Oh my... You naughty little Mech." Viper and Starlight giggled as they helped them back up. KITT hiccupped and leaned on Viper. "Hehe... Let's dance already!" He grabbed their hands and led them to the dance floor. Surprisingly he was a good dancer. The Femmes danced with him and laughed when he almost fell on Stinger's chassis again.
Optimus and Elita-One were sitting down at one of the tables drinking when they saw him on the dance floor. "KITT is having a good time." Said Elita. Optimus had a recording drone on him as he smirked. "I can't wait to show the others this." Elita laughed and leaned against him while watching KITT dance. "Octi you're cruel! He's not going to like that."
"Like he'll remember anyways." Optimus kept recording and wrapped his arm around her waist. At the other side Zoe was holding her sides laughing with tears in her eyes. She called over Mike and Sarah and pointed out what KITT was doing. As soon as they saw him they busted up laughing.
"GO KITT! HAHAHA!" Mike was holding on to the table laughing at how his Mustang friend was dancing. Sarah was leaning on Zoe as they both kept laughing. They couldn't talk if they wanted to. KITT was having the time of his life. Thanks to him getting drunk, he didn't notice how he was acting, nor did he care at the moment. He saw Starlight's aft and smacked it. She squealed and turned around, looking a little embarrassed. "Oh my..."
"Hehehe, Oops?"
She smirked and traced a finger on his chest plate. "You feeling naughty little KITT?" He grinned, a devilish look on his face. "Maybe. If you're feeling up to it?" She leaned in and kissed him. "What do you think handsome?" Stinger and Viper overheard them and stared at Starlight. "Whoa! Whoa! What makes you think you could just steal him away from us Starlight?!" asked Viper. Stinger grabbed his arm and held him close. "Maybe he wants to have a little fun with me?" The Femmes began to argue over who gets to be alone with KITT when he whistled at them, making them look at him. "Girls really? Don't fight over me like that." He brought them closer to him and whispered to them. "You can all share me can't you?" Stinger, Viper and Starlight looked at each other and giggled. "Sure we can sexy. Let's go in one of the Private Rooms shall we?" Stinger led him to the room labeled 'For Private Time' on it and opened the door. KITT took two bottles of High Grade with him and entered the room with the Femmes following. Bumblebee was walking past carrying a plate of food made out of Energon when he saw KITT enter the room with three Femmes. "Hm? Looks like KITT is getting some tonight. Haha!" He walked away to join his date. Mike and Sarah was drinking at a table while Zoe was dancing the night away. Optimus and Elita were in a private room as she gave him a lap dance, and Ironhide was on the dance floor with Chromia dancing like no tomorrow.
Arcee and Moonracer were watching everyone in the club have a good time and gave each other a high five. "This was a good idea Arcee! I'm happy to see everyone loves this club." said Moonracer. Arcee smiled and pointed to Crystal who was playing the music and dancing along to it. "It's thanks to her that we even have this club. She inherited a lot of money from her late aunt so she asked me to help her." Moonracer whistled. "Impressive. Hey did you notice KITT dancing with some Femmes?" Arcee shook her head. "No I didn't. Damn I wanted to see that. Oh well, let's go to the bar I'm thirsty." Moonracer nodded and they headed towards the bar.
~The Next Day~
Mike, Sarah and Zoe went back home around 3:00 in the morning. Mike was too drunk to drive so Bumblebee offered them all a lift since he wasn't drunk. Mike and Sarah crashed in his room. Zoe was too lazy and drunk to make it to her room so slept on the couch, too tired to make it up her room. Bumblebee then went back to get KITT and when he entered the Private room, well, let's say the Mustang wasn't a virgin anymore. He was covered in what looked like greyish white lubricant and most of it was on the sleeping Femmes. Bumblebee smirked and took a picture of him before taking him back to FLAG. Ironhide was so drunk that he slept in one of the private rooms at the club with Chromia. Optimus and Elita left the club early and went to his room back at NEST for more private time. Some Cybertronians and humans were passed out from partying too much. The owner DJ Crystal didn't mind if some of them spend the night. It was her treat so why not?
Eight hours later everyone woke up and had a bad case of hangover. Billy gave them all some special soda he made that supposedly cures it. KITT had the worse hangover ever and wished it would go away. Katie and Lisa, his mechanics gently shined a calming scanner light on him to relive him of his hangover.
"Ugh... My processor hurts so much..."
Mike had an ice pack on his head and groaned. "Damn my head hurts..."
Zoe and Sarah had ice packs on their heads too as they all groaned in pain. Billy chuckled and shook his head. "Next time don't drink so much." Zoe chuckled lightly and immediately regretted it. "Ouch..." The main computer rang and everyone groaned loudly. "God damn shut that off!" Yelled Mike. Billy hurried and answered it. Ratchet's face appeared on screen. "Hey Ratchet. What's up?"
"Bumblebee told me that you all had a great time last night."
"Well, they did. I didn't go. Not a club person."
"Ah, well is KITT awake?"
Billy looked over at KITT who was moaning lightly from being hung over. "He's awake, with a bad hangover." He looked back at Ratchet. "Why?"
"Well Optimus had a camera drone on him and when I looked at what he recorded, well..." He started snickering. "He did some crazy things at the club. I doubt he'll remember it."
"The only thing I remember was showing up at the club." Began KITT. "I don't remember much else... Ow..."
"Well KITT, when you feel better come by NEST for a checkup. You partied harder than you realized. I'll see you later. Oh! Almost forgot." He sent a link of the video recording. "KITT I think you'll be the most shocked by this video. Optimus, Megatron and Bumblebee couldn't stop laughing at it. Bye now!" He ended the call as Mike, Sarah and Zoe entered the main room. Their hangovers weren't as bad now than when they woke up. "What video is he talking about?" Asked Sarah. "Don't know... KITT you don't remember anything from last night?"
"No... Nothing. Except waking up like this..." He sank on his shocks as Katie and Lisa soothed his CPU with their calming scanner. Billy clicked on the link and got wide-eyed. The video played as everyone stared in shock. KITT was staring at the screen as he saw himself in his robotic form dancing with three Femmes he didn't recognize and even slapping one of them on the behind. The video showed him dancing for a few more minutes when everyone saw him heading inside a private room with them. What they saw next was shocking. Billy blushed and paused the video. He along with everyone else stared at KITT, whose scanner stopped in shock of what he saw himself do.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT?! I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS!"
Zoe was the first to start laughing and gently patted his hood. "Well KITT... You lost your virginity. That's what happened."
Mike grinned as Sarah stared at the screen. "Damn KITT. I didn't know you were a player." Said Mike. "This is what happens when you drink too much KITT. And learn from someone we know." Said Sarah. "What's that aimed at me?" Mike asked her and she rolled her eyes. KITT felt embarrassed, humiliated, and to top it off, he had sex with three Femmes he barely even knew. His CPU was pounding as he groaned in pain. "No more Clubs or High Grade for me..."
"I think that's why Ratchet wanted you to come to NEST HQ. Probably to check up on... stuff." Said Billy. He had a light blush on his face.
"Stuff like him getting those girls pregnant!" Mike grinned as he got socked in the arm by Sarah. KITT sank further on his shocks and darkened his windows.
"Could this get any worse?" He felt his Processor vibrate and he winced in pain. Mike leaned against him and put his ice pack on his hood. "I remember you telling me that you didn't want kids so if you do have any I'm not babysitting. Anyway congrats on losing your virginity." He grinned when he said that. KITT lightly turned away from him and groaned in more pain. "Very funny Mike..."
AN: I had fun writing this! xD I thank Black Dragon for giving me permission to write this chapter! I hope you all enjoyed! R&R please! :D