"You did what?" Andre asked the blonde male in front of him. After talking with Chloe, Adrien went straight to Andre to inform him of the news. Although the news he told him was something completely different…
"Yes, Ladybug is with Child, and I am the father. Not Chat Noir as everyone was told." Adrien whimpered.
"Wait, aren't you Chat Noir?" Andre asked him. Making Adrien look at him with a worried expression.
"What!? No! I am only his friend. Chat Noir and I are two different people! You did know that, right?" Adrien asked with a confused expression on his face. Andre stares at the young man for a few minutes, before bursting out into laughter.
"Funny my dear boy, telling me that Chat Noir and you are different!" Andre shouted.
"But I am serious. We are different, and he's very pissed at you Andre." Adrien pleaded, but his words were pushed to the side by Andre's hand.
"Adrien, missing for two days is one thing. But coming back and lying straight to my face is another! If I was you, young man, I would apologize to your elder's right-HI!"
A deep voice shouted, making both heads turn to the front of the office. There, was the prince of sexual pleasure himself, was Chat Noir leaning against the door frame. Wearing his signature pants with a sleeveless shirt, exposing his muscles, the young man gives the mayor a wink.
"What…" Andre spoke as he points to Adrien. Adrien gives him a weak smile before standing up from his seat. Walking over to Chat, he nods at the blonde before saying:
"I tried to explain it to him. But he wouldn't listen to me." He tells Chat, making the Cat-themed male shrug.
"Oh well." Chat chuckled before entering the office. Leaning over the mayor desk, he glares down at the chubby male with those cat green eyes. "He'll learn his lesson soon enough."
"This is not normal…your Adrien! You're supposed to be one in the same!" Andre shouted.
"Oh, is that what you believed?" Chat Asked. "Well, here's a fun fact! All those naughty things you did to Adrien…I taught him."
Raising from his seat in a furry, he grabs Chat's arm with all of his strength, making Adrien gasp. He practically runs over to Andre to stop him but was stopped when Andree growled in pain and let's go. Three claw marks on the hand that grabbed Chat's arm.
"Ugh, I can see why Adrien get's nightmares when it comes to you." Chat growled. "Now them, official business."
"What do you want Chat Noir?" Andre growled at the sex prince. With ease, the cat-man takes a seat on the chair Adrien was originally sitting and smiled.
"Well, long story short…I am buying a piece of land that is near town. I wanted you to be the first to know about it before construction workers started."
"What?"
"That's right, I am building a new club right next to the town. But construction is going to be a while, so I am going to use the banquet hall as a backup."
"Wait…what?" The mayor asked.
"Oh yeah, I talked to a couple of friends, turns out I can rent land in the town because you guys don't own everything." Chat Chuckled. "So in about…two days, your banquet hall will be my tempory club. And since it will be a public domain for a while, your gates will be forced to stay open. Funny how things come full circle, huh?"
"Full circle?" The mayor asked.
"Yea, you know, your daughter burning my club…" Chat growled. "It's funny. Anyway, Hope to see you and everyone in town at the grand opening!"
"You can't have your club here! This is the home of the many respected people!"
"Oh well, I hope you guys enjoy sleeping in morning. Because the sounds of excasty will be lighting the town up." Chat said before rising from his seat. "See you soon."
And with that, Chat left the room with Adrien behind him. Slamming the Mayor's door in the process. Once he was outside, he and Adrien enter the limo waiting for them outside. Once inside, Adrien sighs before sticking his hands into his shirt. He then begins to peel off parts of what appeared to be skin plastic. Soon, the tips of his fingers slowly pull off the plastic off the face. Revealing a brown-haired young man with brown eyes.
"So, how many people know Adrien is Chat Noir now?" The brown haired male asked.
"Thanks to you Wayhem, the ones that need to know." Chat tells him. "Also, thanks for coming on short notice."
"No problem, when I heard the rumors about you having a baby with this Ladybug girl, I was shocked. I didn't think you were the father type Chat Noir."
"I am not, but Ladybug is special…"
"And who is Ladybug?" Wayhem asked as he sticks his hand into his pocket. Pulling out a thin box similar to Adrien's father. Opening the box, revealing black cigarette looking cigs. Placing one in his mouth, Chat pulls out a lighter and lights it for the young man.
"She's a friend that...I have had feelings for...for a while." Chat said, making the brown haired male stare at him wide-eyed.
"Is she the blue haired girl you based Cindy off of?" Wayhem asked, making Chat Noir gasp.
"Oh my god, my book! I finished it ages ago and I haven't published it yet! Ugh, call my manager, I need to send him the script!" Chat shouted before looking at Gorilla.
"My house, now!" Chat Noir ordered the large man. He nods his head at the young man before starting his car. As the black vehicle leaves the town, Chat spots a large truck coming into the area.
"Oh, looks like my party makers are here." Chat Chuckled.
"Hopefully they won't fuck up this time like they did last time." Wayhem chuckle before blowing smoke from the side of his mouth. "
"Speaking of fuck, how would you like to get laid dressed up as me?"
"Wait, isn't that rape?"
"Technically she saying yes...
"But she thinks it is you."
"Still..."
"The answer is no."
"Oh come on! I need to get revenge on someone! What better revenge is humiliating a girl through sex?"
"Has anyone ever told you your borderline crazy?"
"Has anyone ever checked your internet history?" Chat asked with a smirk on his face. "Because last I check, you got some weird fetishes."
"You know, if you just want to run away with this girl, which I assume from all the stories you tell me, then just do it," Wayhem growled.
"It's not as simple as you say. Now that I got the girl, made my baby, part three will finally start." Chat said.
"And part three is..."
"Oh...burn that entire fucking down till its ash! Or, own it myself. And this club will finally be my key!
Kikkie: Two chapters! One day! Yes!
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