Me: "Don't own him…grr…stupid copyrights…lol."

Warning: "CAMPING AND ER….STUFF!"

Me: Smiles happily.

Neji: Hugs me, "Plushie?"

Me: Blushing, "Maybe…"

Neji: "All you need is me."

Me: "I do?"

Neji: Kisses me, "Yes."

-Naruto's Room-

Naruto: Throwing clothes into a random backpack.

Gaara: Packing neatly.

Naruto: "Do you think we'll need sleeping bags?"

Gaara: Slaps him softly, "Yes…"

Naruto: Finishes and packs sleeping bags, "YEAH!"

Gaara: Grabs backpacks and gear and walks downstairs.

Naruto: Jumps downstairs.

-Outside-

Me: Blushing deeper.

Neji: "So, ready to go?"

Me: "YUP!"

Naruto: Walks out, "What I miss?"

Gaara: Walks out, "Huh?"

Me: "READY TO GO?!"

Naruto: "YEAH!"

Gaara: "I guess."

Sasuke: "YUP!"

Me: "LES ROLL!"

All: "HELL YEAH!"

"A Tale Of Two Demons"

Chapter: Camping and Skinny Dipping

Naruto's POV

Man camping sounds so fun! I wish Neji would've just said it would be okay earlier. Oh why am I still thinking?! I need to pack!

"Why do you give in?" Gaara asked. Ryuji smiled at him.

"You can't say no to this face." Neji replied.

"N…" Gaara was about to say. Ryuji gave him his chibi eyes. "Shut up."

"YAY!" Ryuji said laughing.

"Why don't we get on subject here!" I shouted. Everyone turned to look at me. "Thank you. We will need to pack clothes, latrine stuff, food, sleeping bags, flashlights, matches, lanterns, blankets, pillows…" I said before being interrupted.

"Naruto…can I use Neji as a pillow?" Ryuji asked. I nodded.

"As I was saying medicine, a leash for Ryuji, our ninja stuff, and anything else you want to bring." I said happily. Everyone nodded.

"I need a leash why?!" Ryuji asked. I shrugged, causing Ryuji to sigh.

"Well let's get packing!" I shouted as we split off. I ran off to my room to pack. I grabbed my camping back pack.

"I say no more than 5 days…" I said packing 5 of my jumpsuits into my orange backpack. I threw in a lot of socks, boxers and my pajamas. Just in case I threw in my swim shorts and some extra jumpsuits. "I wonder…" I said. I threw in a flashlight with extra batteries, my book of scary stories, my bathroom stuff, toothpaste and toothbrush, deodorant and all that good stuff. I threw in some blankets, my jacket and my sleeping bag as well as a few pillows.

Gaara's Packing Time

I just started throwing things into my backpack. Which was blood red and black. I threw in 7 pairs of clothes, boxers and socks. I also threw in my tooth brush and toothpaste, flashlight with extra batteries, deodorant, my 'toys' (PERVERT!!!), I threw in my pillows, blankets, jackets and my sleeping bag on the top. "Is that all I need?" I asked myself. I remembered something throwing in Ryuji's shock collar and leash. I don't need trunks cuz I'll just go skinny dipping…and I threw in pillows!

Ryuji's Packing Time

"YAY!!! CAMPING!" I shouted happily. My backpack is blood red and black with 'Neji's koinu' on the side. I threw in 8 pairs of clothes, cuz knowing Neji he will try and pull something. I threw in all my boxers, socks and my collar. I also threw in my extra blankets, my jacket and my beanie. I remembered to pack my stuffed dragon, even though all I'll need is my Neji-chan. I threw in my sleeping bag along with a flashlight with extra batteries. "Is that it?" I asked. I remembered to throw in all my bathroom stuff.

Neji's Packing Time

"Why I give in I don't know…" I said packing my stuff in my yin-yang style backpack. I remembered to throw in 7 pairs of clothes, all my boxers and socks, and swimming trunks. Who knows? I might just go skinny dipping. I threw in pillows, my flashlight with extra batteries, extra blankets, my jacket and my latrine stuff. I also packed in the tent bag 4 lanterns all battery operated, extra pillows and blankets, lots of batteries, and my 'toys' to play with Ryuji. I also packed us a lot of ramen and such to eat.

Sasuke's Packing Time

"Man…the old camping spot!" I said starting to pack. My pack is blue with the Uchiha crest on it. I threw in 6 pairs of clothes, boxers and socks. I threw in some blankets, pillows, jackets, flashlight and extra batteries and all that good stuff. I threw in my book of scary stories and my mask to scare little Ryuji. Man how much fun will this be?

Naruto's POV

Packing took longer than I thought. Man will I not forget that horrible experience.

"Ready to go everyone?" I asked. Ryuji and Neji walked in with huge packs. So did my Gaara-chan.

"Sure." Gaara shouted. I hugged him. Sasuke walked in.

"Me too." Sasuke said. Ryuji and Neji nodded.

"WE'RE READY!" Ryuji shouted. I nodded.

"Place everything in the center please." I said. Everyone looked at me strange but placed their stuff in a pile in the center. "Ryuji will you do the honors?" I asked.

"What about Sasuke's stuff?" Ryuji asked. Sasuke smiled placing a back pack in the middle. "Otay everyone hold on!" Ryuji said forming the hand signs tiger, boar, horse, dog and ox. Within seconds we were teleported behind Sasuke and Ryuji's childhood camping spot.

"Brings back memories, aye Ryuji?" Sasuke asked. Ryuji nodded.

"Ahh…the smell of mountain air and the roar of the falls…" Neji said. "Time to set up camp." Neji said. Ryuji smiled opening the tent. I picked up the instructions.

"How the hell do you put this thing up?" I asked. I turned around.

"Finished!" Ryuji and Sasuke shouted in unison. Everyone's jaws dropped.

"How did you do that?" Gaara asked wide-eyed.

"Well…long story short we know this stuff pretty well!" Ryuji said smiling. Sasuke nodded to show it was true.

"Wow…" Neji said in amazement. "Can I and Ryu choose first spots?" Neji asked.

"Go ahead." I said. Ryuji and Gaara went into the tent. Now the tent is one of those weirdo tents that are like huge! The outside is orange and the inside is just like huge.

Neji's POV

Camping, as long as he doesn't sing that gay Spongebob song I will be happy.

"Neji-chan, what is a 'vibrator'?" Ryuji asked looking in the tent bag. I quickly crabbed the bag blushing. I started rolling out my sleeping bag on the far right side of the tent.

"Nothing that's for my little koinu." I replied. Ryuji looked up at me smiling.

"Otay…um…Neji-chan…" Ryuji said with a small blush. I looked at him.

"Yes Ryu-kun?" I answered back. Ryuji's blush deepened.

"I-I'm s-scared of the dark…" Ryuji said. I pulled him into a hug.

"It's okay, I will protect you and if I don't I'll…er…." I replied trying to reassure him.

"Otay Neji-chan!" Ryuji shouted happily. He opened his backpack rolling out his sleeping bag next to mine, smiling. On top he threw a big blanket with little dragons patterned on it. I hugged him.

"By the end of this weekend, I will claim you as my own." I whispered into his ear.

"How so?" Ryuji asked innocently. I kissed him.

"I'll fuck you senseless." I replied slyly. Ryuji shuddered a bit.

"Heh…" Ryuji asked walking outside. I followed him out.

Gaara's POV

I will claim Naruto by the end of this weekend. If I don't I will mentally beat myself up repeatedly. Bwahahahahaha!

"Well we're set up!" Ryuji said a blush staining his cheeks. Naruto smiled at him.

"Our turn then." I said. I picked up my backpack and walked in. Naruto followed me in.

"Which side do you want?" I asked Naruto.

"I want the middle left; I don't like sleeping by the walls." Naruto replied. I kissed him lightly on the cheek.

"Okay, you can wait with the others if you want." I said. Naruto smiled.

"Nah, I wanna stay with my Gaara-chan." Naruto said. I smiled rolling out my sleeping bag next to the far left wall. Next I rolled out Naruto's sleeping bag right next to mine. The middle of the tent open was about 7 ft wide. Sasuke will probably sleep next to Ryuji. We walked out hugging each other.

"AHHH!!! Ryuji shouted as Neji shoved him hard onto the ground. Ryuji's eyes went wide. "Neji-chan?" He asked. Neji pinned Ryuji to the ground straddling his hips.

"What's going on here?" I asked. Naruto smiled.

"Looks like Neji is a pretty horny beast." Naruto said. Ryuji kisses Neji.

"Why don't you two save that for truth or dare, ne?" I asked. Ryuji nodded.

"Fine, but I will claim him as mine." Neji said helping Ryuji up.

"Can I go put my stuff up?" Sasuke asked. I nodded. Sasuke grabbed his backpack and walked into the tent.

"Now truth or dare this time won't be like at the park." I said. Ryuji blinked. "It's going to be hardcore sex-themed dares and truths." I finished. Ryuji went-wide eyed.

"O-o-okay!" Ryuji said. Neji held him tighter.

"Let's see…I guess I'll lay mine next to Ryuji's about a foot away." Sasuke said rolling out his sleeping bag. He threw his pillows and blanket out. "Anything else I'll need to take out?" He asked to himself. He shrugged, walking back outside.

"Only if the dares appropriate for my koinu." Neji said.

"Would being fucked doggie-style be appropriate?" I asked.

"Yes, yes it would." Neji said. Ryuji sighed.

"So what are we going to do first?" Sasuke asked. Ryuji shrugged.

"Swimming?" Naruto asked. Ryuji and Naruto nodded running into the tent to change. Neji and I stripped and jumped off the waterfall's ledge and into the basin making a splash.

Tent (Gaara' POV)

Ryuji pulled off his shirt as Naruto walked in.

"Looking good." Naruto said making Ryuji blush.

"You too…" Ryuji said admiring Naruto's physique. Naruto pulled his pants off.

"Thanks." Naruto said pulling off his shirt. Ryuji noticed a huge bulge in Naruto's pants.

"Naruto, what's with the bulge?" Ryuji asked innocently. Naruto looked down blushing.

"N-nothing." He replied pulling his boxers off. Ryuji looked at his manhood funnily.

"Why's it all like hard and stuff?" Ryuji asked. Naruto pulled on his trunks.

"Haven't you had this talk with your brother?" Naruto asked jumping off the ledge. Ryuji shrugged pulling his boxers off and throwing on his trunks. He ran off the edge and jumped.

Gaara's POV

"That was fun!" I shouted. Neji smiled a bit as he saw me jump down.

"Heya Ryu-kun." Neji shouted. Ryuji hugged him.

"Neji-chan, I misseded you." Ryuji said. Neji smiled. Naruto swam over to me.

"Aren't you gonna get your trunks on?" Naruto asked me. I shook my head.

"Nope." Was my simple reply.

Ryuji's Corner

Man I got this completed even with all my homework, now that my fans deserves recognition. I've been so swamped lately it's not evev funny. Well anywho hoped you liked the new chapter, and hope to see you around. Thanks again to my loyal fans! To you I owe my life.

Me: Teleports us to camp grounds.

All: "This is it?"

Me: Nods, "Right Sasuke?"

Sasuke: "Yup. Remember when I taught you about masterb" he said.

Me: Covers his mouth, "Shush!"

All: Evil glint.

Neji: "So you know how to, y'know?"

Sasuke: "Yup, he does."

Me: "Yeah, whatever." Starts setting up tent.

Sasuke: Helps me.

Naruto: "What do we do now?"

Gaara: "Swimming!" strips and jumps off ledge into basin.

Naruto: Follows Gaara in the same fashion.

Me: Inserting pole into socket, "Damn this is harder than I thought…"

Sasuke: wipes sweat, "Phew…finished!"

Me: "Thank god…"

Neji: Looks at me, "Why don't you show me what you can do, Ryu?"

Me: "NO WAY!"

Sasuke: "You no you want to."

Me: ""Do not."

Neji: "Do it and I'll…I dunno…let you be seme."

Me: Thinks about it, "Nope."

Sasuke: "Stubborn."

Me: "Uke is way funner."

Sasuke: Strange stare.