'Ello chaps! How's it going? It's going rather well over here, now that you ask. Are you ready for the next chapter? I know I am…
Why is my Life a Secret?
Adrian: Hey good looking. How's it cooking?
Max (step brother): Uh…it's not? We're going out for dinner Adrian, remember?
Adrian: I can shake and bake, baby. Anyway you want me. Well done or medium rare?
Max: How about with French fries and an egg salad?
Adrian: I only drink vanilla shakes.
Max: GROSS! THE INNUENDO! YUCKYYYYYYYY!
Adrian: So, what do you say? Meet me in Zoey's 101?
Jamie Lynn Spears: Don't drag me into this bitch.
Adrian: Hey, honey, look at the facts. I used a condom. You didn't. Join Amy's club.
Jamie Lynn Spears: WHORE!!!!! (tackles)
Max: Uh…I think I'm going to go.
Paris Hilton: No, baby. Stay, join us. We'll be your heaven.
Max: Can't I just go back to my own private Idaho?
Paris Hilton: Nope. Stay here. I'll go get the camera. (exits)
Pamela Anderson: Hey sweeties. You weren't thinking of starting without me, were you?
Girls Next Door: Of course not, Pam!
Grace: Hi! I'm here for Bible Study. (sees Adrian and Jamie Lynn fighting) Am I in the right room?
Max: Please. SAVE ME!
Ricky: Hey ladies.
Girls: Hi Ricky!
Ricky: Did you miss me?
Paris Hilton: Baby! Of course I did. You know I love you.
Ricky: Skip that part. Let's get to the sex scene.
Pamela Anderson: Wait! Carmen's not here yet!
Paris Hilton: You snooze, you lose.
Carmen Electra: I heard that you slut.
Paris Hilton: (gasp) Take that back! (cat fight)
Ricky: Ladies, ladies, please.
Max: (to Grace) Want to get out of here?
Grace: Definitely. (they leave)
Kim Kardashian: Is this Bible study?