Kisdota: Alrighty folks, so here's your next chapter, and to those of you who reviewed (ANMproductions) I say thank you, and I'll be sure to take your request and type em, but to those of you who didn't I say this to you people.

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Disclaimer: 'get's up' I don't own Kingdom Hearts 'falls back asleep"

Update: 01/02/2012: Man I was desperate back then, YAHAHAHAHAHAHA


"Shinning maiden, mo like, Shinnin may, uh maid, ummmm, you suck," Bobby insulted.

"Oh that really hurts, can't you insult better than that?" Kairi asked in her Shinning Maiden form.

"Whatever… Why don't you turn off the light show and run off, before I beat you like the little woman you are," Bobby suggested.

"And just what do you mean like that?" Kairi asked with and annoyed look.

"Here let me break it down for you. Man versus Woman, and you got as much chance of beating me, as a whisky bottle at an alcoholic meeting."

"Are you saying I'll lose because I'm a girl?" Kairi asked in a low deadly voice.

"Uh, duh."

Pause

"Oh Kairi is going to murder him," Sora commented to no one in particular.

"Then I guess we should go now. Riku, you stay here just in case. The rest of us, let's get this little Heartless out of here," Enigma ordered.

"Got it," Riku said nodding in understanding.

"All right then let's go," Cait Sith announced picking up the Bulky Vendor with his oversized Moggle.


"Ok that's it you're dead!" Kairi shouted pointing her middle and index finger at him.

"We'll give me your best sho-" BAM! Bobby wasn't able to finish his sentence by being blasted away by a shot of Holy.

"You wanna say something else?" Kairi asked.

"Gah! Damn woman, what do you eat? That really hurt…" Bobby groaned rubbing the part of his stomach that was hit.

"I've taken out a member of your Organization before you, and I'm more than willing to take you out as well."

"Hah! Like I said, I won't lose, cause I got something that boy Shock doesn't."


Sora and everyone were making their way back to the entrance of the first District. "Come on, we're almost there," Sora announced.

"Hmm…" Enigma stopped and looked up at the sky.

"What is it?"

"Heartless."

From the sky a Guard Armor Heartless fell and the armor assembled itself. "It's that Heartless!" Goofy shouted pointing.

"Again?" Donald added with a sigh.

"You guys go ahead, I can handle this myself," Sora told them.

"All right, well take this Heartless back to our ship then," Enigma agreed and he left with the bulky vender, with Donald and Goofy.

The Guard Armor stomped its feet towards Sora. "Heh, I've taken out more powerful Heartless than you," Sora told it bringing out his Kingdom Key.

"Mind if I join the fight lad?" Sora turned his head to see Cait Sith.

"What are you doing here?" Sora asked.

"You think I'd miss a chance to fight with the legendary keyblade wielder? Beside's I haven't had a workout in a long time."

"Heh all right, hope you know how to fight."

"Don't worry about me, I've been doin this before you were swingin your house keys," Cait Sith took out a megaphone.


"Check this out," Bobby said pulling a heart shaped crystal from his pocket.

"What's that?" Kairi asked.

"This here is an example of Baroques experimenting, from your boyfriends heart."

"Sora's heart? Wait it wasn't just used to make Azurith?"

"You kidding, we've got part of a key Wielders heart. We sure ain't gonna limit it to makin copies of our enemy."

"Then what is that for?"

"This here is a booster for me and my buddies. You might have your little dress on now, but even that power won't be enough once I use this little thing." He crushed the heart in his hand and a huge flame surrounded him. A second Gauntlet appeared on his free hand and two shoulder pads with a ruby and flame pattern appeared on him. "Heh heh, am I hot enough for ya?" Bobby asked.

"Riku stay out of this, I'll take care of this redneck sexist!" Kairi called out to her friend.

"Got it!" Riku called back.

Bobby made a straight jump towards Kairi leaving a scorch mark where he was standing. He aimed a fist covered in flames towards Kairi and Kairi blocked it with Reflectga, but the force of his hit was able to knock her back a few feet. Kairi then recovered from the hit and pointed all four of her fingers towards Bobby. "Holya!" Kairi cried out firing an even bigger beam of light towards Bobby.

Bobby fired a ball of flames and the two attacks canceled each other out. Bobby then covered his hands in fire and charged towards Kairi. Kairi covered her hands in a layer of holy and blocked Bobby's punches. "Hah, hah, hah, you're actually not that bad, for a girl," Bobby laughed.

Kairi tried to bring her fist down on Bobby but he caught her hand and his hand started to heat up. "AHHHHH," Kairi could feel the searing pain on her hand, with her other hand she fired a blast of Holya, and Bobby grunted as he was knocked back a few feet.

"Heh, you're tough, for a Woman."


The Massive Guard Armor was starting to crack and lose strength. "Hah, is that all ya got!" Cait Sith said.

Suddenly the middle of the body flipped over and its feet and hands switched places, but it didn't stop there, suddenly Dusk Nobody's appeared from the ground. "Nobody's what are they doing here?" Sora asked.

Soon all the Nobody's started wrapping around the new Opposite Armor and its form started to change. Its feet and hands had white talons over its fingertips, and were equipped with a Berserk Nobody's sword and a shield with the Nobody symbol on it. Its body had a collar with spikes on the top and base, and its head had a white crown on top.

"Uh, has it done that before?" Cait Sith asked.

"No…" Sora replied shocked.

"Well all the same we'll just take it out."

Sora charged towards the armor and the large Heartless brought its blade down towards Sora and Sora sidestepped out of the way and struck a few times at his hand. From the big Moogles hand Cait Sith tossed a few dice on the large Heartless that exploded on contact. Its feet started to spin on the ground and Cait Sith ran out of the way from the attack.

"Cait Sith!" Sora called out.

"Let's do it lad!" Cait Sith said jumping to Sora's side.

Cait Sith moved to the side of his Moogle and Sora got on. Cait Sith called out in his Megaphone to summon six toy soldiers, equipped with toy Keyblades. Sora pointed his weapon at then Heartless and the soldiers charged at the creature and destroyed his legs.

"Let's go!"

"Charge!"

The Moogle charged towards the Armor and tossed some dice at the Heartless's arms. The big Moogle then jumped high in the air. "Light!"

"Let's do it!" Sora handed the big Moogle his blade and the Doll brought his blade down towards the Armors head. The large Armor started to fall apart and fell to the ground, soon the Heartless faded away in a white mist and its heart floated away. "Phew we did it!" Sora said smiling.

"Well now that he's down, what say we go see how your girlfriend is doing," Cait Sith suggested.

"All right, let's go," Sora agreed.