All of the members of the Cute Toot House were gathered out in the ballroom, with Lucario still absent from his journey as Ness farted a cute toot to signal the start of the meeting, with Lady Palutena farting a bassy tuba toot to signal her entrance, a new, shadowy figure behind her.
"I figured that now would be the best time to introduce a new member to replace Lana, who personally bowed out due to personal reasons," Palutena stated as she stretched her arms out, just for you, big guy. "Because I am happy to announce that we have a new member of the Cute Toot House, to fill in the void left empty by Lana, the Villager, and Claus!"
"Is it a new girl?" Fox McCloud asked as he was sitting next to Silver The Hedgehog and Pit.
"You darn tootin' it is!" Palutena stated with a twirl as she released a trumpet toot.
"Ooh, a new girl!" Pit stated as she hugged his pink pillow with Abe Lincold on it. "I can't wait! We need a good replacement for poor Lana, anyway!"
"I hope that she has a bit more intelligence and less... kawaii things about her..." Silver admitted, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand.
Palutena then revealed the shadowy figure, with everyone gasping as it was a cute, sexy monkey in clothing, with two yellow pony tails. Toadette immediately recognized her.
"Tiny Kong! Aeiyeai!" Toadette squealed as she jumped out of her seat and hugged Tiny Kong.
Tiny laughed as she patted Toadette on the head. "Yep, that's me, Tiny!" She let out a big, bassy fart as she slightly blushed, fanning the air with her right hand. "...Although not everything about me is tiny..."
Everyone laughed as they all sighed of relief, with Tiny Kong farting another tuba toot.
"Great! Now we have a third farting girl to our cute house!" Sonic The Hedgehog laughed as he was enjoying this.
"I don't know how this is a good thing," Princess Zelda remarked while rolling her eyes.
"Hey, the fact that we now have an even number of 12 people is good. Now we can all participate in Mario Kart 8 without shitty clones like the babies, or the power up suits, or that dumb blue Peach ripoff from that bad game I had on the Wii that thankfully no one remembers." Mario stated as he began rubbing his nose with his right hand.
"...Anyway!" Jigglypuff interrupted while coughing, facing Tiny. "What's your handle gonna be?"
"Oh, that will be easy!" Tiny stated as she bent over and released several more brassy farts from her big butt, smiling while lowering her eyes. "I'm the tooting kongfronation, Tiny Kong!"
Tiny Kong, the Tooting Konfrontation
"This calls for a new theme song!" Ness exclaimed while holding his hands together, blinking several times.
"Yes, it does!" Palutena stated while twirling her staff in the air, lowering it back down as she closed her eyes. "...but it has to wait for the next chapter."
And everyone groaned in response, being quite disappointed, understandably.
"...So that explains it." Master Hand remarked as he clenched himself into a fist. "That's horrific."
"Indeed, it is. And what's worse, these black things are not like the creatures from Subspace." Lucario finished as he noticed everything getting darker, turning around to see waves of the black shadowy things surrounding him and Master Hand. "Shit! They're back!"
"Stay close to me, Lucario!" Master Hand stated as a bright light engulfed both of the Smash Bros characters, with the divine glove using his godly powers to teleport himself and Lucario out of the Subspace Emissary map, the black waves splashing against each other, plunging the forgotten world into darkness.