Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. was having a catching up party as Heinz stood in the kitchen with a pink apron making snacks for his entire family.
What Phineas and Ferb have discovered from the human platypus family is that Perry had managed to obtain a job as a detective of some sort for an 'Organization With a Cool Acronym', what he actually did in the organization he wouldn't say. Doofy, they excitedly found, was an inventor! The soul reason of how he managed to turn himself into a platypus in the first place and even invented the machine that turned platypuses human! Now since they could all communicate they learned the full names of the ex-platypups, Ethan Peace Doofenshmirtz and Maximus Henry Doofenshmirtz. Perry admitted to naming himself after the Flynn-Fletchers but decided to use Doofy's name when it involved paper work. Full name, Perry Flynn-Fletcher Doofenshmirtz, now that's a mouth full.
The platypus turned humans also found it a little difficult to re-adjust to a new lifestyle but all three had bright minds and knew they will figure it out eventually. Phineas and Ferb offered to help out in any way they can. Teach them how to shop, order parts online, or even do the simple basic human functions. "Ferb, I know what we are doing for the rest of this week!"
Once Heinz got out the snacks and all six devoured them another member stomped his way in to join the family.
"MOM! I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD COMPANY! I COULD HAVE MADE MY FAMOUS CRUNCHY MUFFINS!"
Heinz whined and thumped his head on the table, Perry and Ethan giggling on the side. "Ugh, it was bad enough he called me daaad but now calling me mooom!?"
"Hey! Cool, it's that robot again! I was wondering where it went!" Phineas said.
Perry stood up and placed a hand on the robots shoulder, now that he was able to reach it. "Phineas, Ferb, meet Norm. Our Son, house keeper, and half-baby sitter."
Said robot raised a hand in a wave gestured. "HI I'M NORM. THANK YOU FOR THAT INTRODUCTION DAD."
Perry patted his shoulder in response. "No problem Norm."
"Sweet! So Norm babysits you guys when Perry and Doofy are gone?" Phineas asked.
Ethan nodded. "Yeah, but all he really does is make us snacks. No actual babysitting is needed since we mostly just watch movies or play video games."
"What? That's how you're spending your summer? You should come over our house! You saw how we invent fun things and pass the time, now you can actually join us!" Phineas turned to stare at Perry and Heinz. "That is, if they are allowed to."
Both parents gave each other a look before Perry answered. "Just make sure to be back before dinner, ya hear pups?"
Both Phineas and Ethan jumped in victory. "Sweet! Let's go right now! We have just enough time to make jetpacks and fly to Italy, Ferbs been craving their Pizza lately."
To show his point Ferb rubbed his stomach and gave a them thumbs up.
Norm stomped his way closer to the boys. "OH! OH! MAY I COME TOO?"
All four children and robot turned to face the adults. Heinz was about ready to say no when Perry gave him a strict look that said 'Let the poor thing go.'
"Oh alright, you can go too Norm, take good care of them and make sure to leave enough room for dinner, okay?" Heinz finally answered.
All five were already heading out the door when Heinz finished. "Can do mom! We'll be back later!"
"Bye, have fun pups!" Perry waved them off.
The door shut closed and silence then filled the room. "Sooo, we have time for ourselves for a little while." Perry started.
Heinz grinned towards him. "Yoouu thinking what I'mmm thinking?"
Perry shook his head at him. "You're forgetting that Vanessa is visiting today."
"She can join too!"
Perry turned to look at the scientist shock evident in his eyes.
Heinz frowned. "What? She can join us at playing Twister!" He pulled the boxed game out of nowhere and held it up for Perry to see. "It's a lot more fun when multiple people are playing!"
Perry stood flabbergasted for a second before face palming himself. "Tell me again why I love you?" He asked, hand slowly sliding down his masculine face.
The scientist shrugged. "Don't know, maybe it's my charming good looks? Or my great personality? But I know for sure why I love you Perry the Human."
Perry walked slowly towards his lover. "Oh? And why do you love me Heinz Doofenshmirtz?" He huskily asked as he wrapped his arms around the man's small waist.
Heinz leaned in closer to the others face. "That's for me to know and for you to figure out."
The ex-platypus leaned even closer, nudging his nose against the palm tree hair's pointier one before whispering. "One thing's for sure, you snuck your way right into my heart, and our lives."
The doctor quickly pulled back, one eyebrow raised. "That has got to be the corniest thing you have ever said to me Perry!"
Perry grinned at the doctor and pulled him in. "Shut up and come here you." He finished off with a kiss.
Side Note Information: Perry's detective job he managed to obtain from O.W.C.A. (Organization With a Cool Acronym, which is an all human agency :P) is really a code way of saying he's a watcher, someone who keeps track of the areas activity's, he reports if problems are spotted and who takes care of it, may it be human or animal. Major Monogram recommended him with this agency when Perry turned human and couldn't work for them anymore, seeing as only animals are agents, gave him the opportunity as a farewell gift.
