"Good afternoon class. Please get out your homework and direct your attention to the board." Mrs. Urashima said sharply. Paper shuffling was heard as everyone dug their homework out of their backpack, some easily doing this and others having to empty out their backpack's entire contents to find their crumpled piece of math work.
"Now, pass your papers to your right, and we will begin correcting." A number of hands shot up in dissaproval, their owners faces twisted in disgust.
"What is it Oki?" asked Mrs. Urashima.
"I don't want Kisho correcting my paper! He draws all over it and I get big black splotches on them." She complained.
"Fine. Correct your own." Mrs. Urashima ordered. Then she turned to the remaining students. One by one she granted their request to correct their own until half the class had their own paper.
"See how much time that took us?" Mrs. Urashima sounded annoyed as she pointed to the clock hanging on the wall.
"Fifteen minutes!" she shouted, startling the class.
"RIIIINGGGGG!!!!!!!"
"That must mean I can leave now." Muttered Hiei.
"Everyone, line up in an orderly fashion," began Mrs. Urashima but she was soon trampled by all the students hurrying to get out.
"Please evacuate the building. There has been another fire in our school." Blared a voice from the speakers. A few minutes later everyone was gathered at the school entrance searching for the fire.
"What do you think happened?" was the main question at that time, but Hiei could care less. He was overjoyed to be out of the building, since he hadn't finished his math homework.
"Someone has pulled the fire alarm. They will be dealt with and given severe...umm lectures. Please go back to your class." Stuttered the voice over the PA system.
"AWW..." Everyone sadly slouched to their next class, with the hope of going home right then gone.
"Hello everyone!" said an excited Mrs. Takato.
"Hello Mrs. Takato." The students chanted back.
"Guess what I have in store today?" she looked around the room hoping for guesses, but after getting none she decided to continue. "We are going to get to experience the joys of being a parent!"
"Ryou was right." Murmured Kurama.
"Now I'm going to give each of you a pot containing a flower, your "baby"." She said. "And the best part is, you get to have partners!
"AHH!!!!! HELP!" screamed most of the guys while the girls blushed and squeaked happily.
"Now I will assign the groups. First, Shuuiichi..."
"Kuwabara, KUWABARA!!!!!!" shouted Yusuke.
"Yukina, what are you doing all the way out here?" asked Kuwabara, staring at her intently.
"I missed you so much I just had to find you." She sweetly said, stroking his hair.
"I'm going to go find Yusuke. He's probably frantic now because I'm not there to protect him." Beamed Kuwabara.
"No! I mean no, don't, stay here and accompany me." Yukina stuttered. "Join me for dinner."
"Liah, is the "bath", ready yet?" asked Yukina atop her throne.
"Yes, my princess." Muttered Liah, the lionish demon.
"Whoa! That can talk?!" asked a startled Kuwabara.
"Why of course. Kuwabara, you look so tired. Why don't you climb into this bath I made you and I can get you clean." Yukina fluttered her eyelashes and directed Kuwabara towards the black pot full of hot water.
"Umm..Okay." replied Kuwabara, his face as red as the fire under the pot of water.
"Just close your eyes. I want you perfect for dinner." She chimed, a fang showing from underneath her lips. She began massaging his shoulders and he groaned in pleasure.
"What the heck do you think you're doing!!??" Yusuke had popped up from the bushes, holding a beaten up Liah.
"I'm sorry, my princess. He was too strong." She muttered before falling limp in his hands.
"KEIKO?" Yusuke gasped as he saw Keiko caressing Kuwabara, sitting in a large pot.
"Keiko, what are you doing here?" he muttered, racing over.
"Keiko? This is Yukina you idiot!" said Kuwabara.
"What are you talking about? Look this hair is BROWN." Yusuke held up Keiko's hair in emphasis, but what Kuwabara saw was him touching his lovely Yukina's sea green hair, and making her wince because he was pulling so hard.
"Get your hands off her!" he shouted.
"You get your hands off of her! She's MY girlfriend!" screamed Yusuke.
"No, that's Yukina, and she's MINE!" screeched Kuwabara.
"Wait a second. How come you see Keiko and I see Yukina?" sudden realization crossed both their faces and they stared back at the girl. However, what they saw now was a demon, blue hair running down to her shoulders and fangs coming out of her mouth. Her eyes were yellow and her nails long. She wore a long white robe, and held a bow and arrow.
"It seems my illusion has been broken." Came her cold voice. Kuwabara slowly crept out of the pot which he now found was to cook him, and stood by Yusuke in his boxers.
"Ughh go put some pants on!" said Yusuke in disgust.
"Oh." Kuwabara's face turned purple as he tugged on his blue trousers.
"Let's go get her, shall we?" smirked Yusuke.
"Let's go. HAAA!!!!!!!" they both charged towards the demon, and double teamed her from both sides.
"Spirit gun!"
"Reiken!"
"Thump" she fell onto the floor unconscious, and turned into a white rabbit with a blue patch, curled up on the ground.
"Maybe we can eat her." Said Yusuke.
"Nah, she looks like she wouldn't taste good." Said Kuwabara.
"That was a waste of time." Scoffed Yusuke.
"No it wasn't." replied Kuwabara.
"And why not?"
"Cause I got a massage!" he said, sticking out his thumb. Yusuke sweat dropped and continued walking, leaving a dazed Kuwabara behind.
A/N: I know this was short and kinda bad, but I think writers block is creeping up on me again O.o NOOO! School starts tomorrow so updates may be slowed by as much as only one update a week T.T Thanks to everyone who reads/reviews and please continue (hopefully enjoying) my work! (smiles)