Still own nothing

Penny and Leonard woke up on the couch to the sounds of their children rustling in their room. Penny's hair was all over and she had the biggest smile on her face. It was about three in the morning and this past evenings activities were not planned and they were still on the couch wrapped in an afghan. Penny quickly looked around for her clothes that they had tossed every which way in their haste to satisfy each other. Leonard had woken up also and joined in the attempts to find their clothes. Finding none, Penny walked down the hall to the kid's room completely naked in a fashion that she knew would get Leonard's attention. She stood in front of the crib picking Jenny up and the little girl quickly found her target. Penny looked over to Leonard who had followed her to the room and picked up Max. The family quickly went into Penny and Leonard's room to finish feeding the babies. When they were done, Max and Jenny were put in their crib and their Parents went back to their room to finish what they had started out on the couch.


Bernadette knocked on Alex's door. As Alex opened the door, Bernadette spoke up in her typical cheery fashion. "Hi Alex, are you ready to go?"

Alex smiled as she picked up her jacket and purse. "I guess…, I'm so glad you agreed to come. I don't know if I would be up to this alone." Alex followed Bernadette out the door closing it behind her.

Bernadette smiled. "I can imagine. But, if you don't mind me asking, why didn't you ask Raj to go with you for this appointment? I'm sure he would love to be here. Did you tell him that you had an appointment this afternoon?

Alex furrowed her brow a little. "Not really, he knows I have an appointment, I just didn't tell him it was today. This is just so different than I thought it would ever be. I know how excited he would be and I know that he would like nothing more. But still…"

Bernadette opened the door to her car so Alex could get in. Bernadette went around to the other side. As she buckled her seat belt, Bernadette asked, "Did you two talk it over? After the Girl's night, you seemed pretty set on talking it out with him".

Alex buckled herself in as Bernadette pulled away from the parking lot. "Yeah, we kinda did. I went over to his place after we left Penny's hoping that the guys had already left. We talked about a bunch of stuff. He was so supportive. It was really nice to have that kind of a conversation with a guy. He was so understanding and so sweet. He said that we could work anything out. It didn't seem to really bother him. I figured that he would freak out at least a little. He didn't though… he just said things would be OK."

Bernadette looked over at Alex. "That's great! Raj really is a cutie. He's really something when he comes out with us on Girl's Night when we hit the clubs. You should join us some time. It was a lot of fun having you there this time."

Alex smiled at Bernadette. "It really wouldn't be Girl's Night with Raj AND me there now would it?

Bernadette giggled. "I guess not. Well anyway, here we are". Bernadette pulled the car into a parking spot outside the clinic. "Did you talk about anything else"?

Alex got out of the car. "Sort of… He told me everything would be fine… and then he told me he loved me…"

Bernadette dropped her keys and just looked wide eyed as Alex walked into the Clinic.


Penny had just put the babies in the playpen and was adjusting her shirt when she heard a knock at the door. She had found all of the garments she and Leonard shed the night before. It really was amazing where some of them were found. She went over to the door and met a widely smiling Amy Farrah Fowler. "Hey Ames… What's up?"

Amy came into the apartment and was practically bursting at the seams. 'I don't know if I can hold it in any longer… " Amy looked every bit as excited as she did when she took her Tiara out of the bag when Sheldon had given it to her.

Penny smiled. "Amy, what is it? You're so excited you look like you're gonna wet yourself…. Come over here and Spill.." Penny sat down on the couch and motioned Amy to come over.

Amy couldn't sit down right off. "Sheldon said I excited him in a physical way….. no… wait… he said… AROUSED….. he said I AROUSED him in a physical way…." Amy was non hopping from one foot to the other.

Penny jumped up and gave her a hug and the tow of them screeched like teen agers. The commotion was a little too much for Max and Jenny and they began to cry. Penny and Amy quickly went over to them. Penny picked up Max and Amy tended to Jenny. Penny hugged Max and he quickly settled down when she started to sway from one foot to the other. "Oh My God… Amy…. What did you do?"

Amy was still quite excited. Jenny didn't quite know what to make of her "Aunt Amy". Jenny just looked up at her with a confused look on her little face. Amy was still bouncing from one leg to the other. A little more animated than Penny. "Um…. Well…. I kind of….. left".

Penny stopped dead in mid sway. "WHAT?" Just then, Penny's phone rang. She was caught in between answering the phone and finishing with Amy. She looked down at the phone and didn't recognize the number. "Hold on Ames, this will be quick". Penny put the phone to her ear.

"Hello? Yes, this is she"….

"Uh huh….. Uh huh…. REALLY?...Wait…. When?"

"OK… let me wright that down. I'll have to talk with my husband… Yes…. Uh huh….." The conversation went on for about fifteen minutes or so with Penny getting more excited as the conversation went on. Finally, the Studio personnel finished. Penny was beaming.

"Great… Thank You SO much…. Bye"

Penny shut her phone and quickly turned to Amy…. "OH MY GOD…. The TV station want's me back on!...

Amy and Penny proceeded to jump up and down and screech again. And just like before, Jenny and Max took exception to the noise. Amy and Penny sat down quickly on the couch settling the babies and Amy was the first to ask. "What do they want you to do?"

Penny was wide eyed. "Never mind that!... What did you leave for?"

Amy smiled, inwardly happy that Penny thought that her news about Sheldon was more important that being on TV again. "Well, he sort of stopped the evening right at that point. I really had no choice, he needed to go off to bed in order to get the requisite sleep to ensure a productive day and that left me with just the option to leave. Well, I was going to come over and tell you last night, but from what I could hear, things were a little personal between you and Leonard…. Congratulations, by the way. It sounded like you had a very good conversation and have settled the problem of him leaving you at the gate…. So to speak".

Penny clearly blushed thinking back to what had been going on the previous night in the very spot they were now sitting. Penny actually smiled a bit. "Yeah…. Well… the conversation was not very scientific but sometimes, those are the best ones." Penny could feel goose bumps forming all over her body remembering just how it went last night with Leonard. "Now… back to Moonpie… This is what we're gonna do…"

Amy leaned in to hear what Penny had planned.