A/N: I love you all for reviewing TT . TT th-thank you so much!
Misty,
What! He's sending you underwear! Why that-oh, heh, disregard that. You know what you should do with that underwear? Soak it in water then freeze it. That way if he advances you can throw rock hard undergarments at him.
I'll be there soon sis...with guns, fire, and boiled peanuts.
Your concerned bro,
Rodney
Dear Rodney~
Thanks for worrying about me~! It makes me really happy~ but wouldn't the underwear thaw? Then what~? Besides I just realized something… Alaska's been sticking to me even more lately since she's found out about the Frenchie's letters~ (threatening to "boil him in that pechka* over there if he comes near my precious big sister…"(?)) What is a pechka~?
*smiles* You're the best Big Brother in the world!
… Except for Kentucky; he's mean TT . TT He thinks that me and France should be together for some reason… *shivers* So does Louisiana TT . TT both are saying that I'm in denial! I am not!
With a (…)~
Misty
A/N: Please leave a letter~? For me~? :D Missouri will get lonely if you don't~