Angel: Hi guys! If you're wondering about the name, I give credit to Loopy for sending in ideas for the Titles of my chapters. So yeah~! And literally you all just read my last update yesterday, so is there really anything I have to say to you all that you don't know?
Other than the fact that we got over 200 REVIEWS! YAYYYY! And the fact I have no life. And also my new classmates already hate me and it's just the 1st week of school that passed! So yeah! I'm a horrible person! What am I doing with my life… Well I'll never know the answer till I screw up some more so let's get started with this chapter! Also, we have a guest for this chapter… Can you guess who? No? Heh, whatever, I love leaving people confused, SO HA!
Marie: *whispers to Stein* Sweetie… She's talking to a toaster… I really think she needs help! Or some friends at least!
Stein: It's just a phase love, she'll be over it soon. *turns page in Dissection Book*
Marie: You said that last year!
Angel: *glares at both* I can hear you, ya know.
~Paradox~
Angel: Alright before I start, thank you everybody who sent in ideas for how to get Hina to like me again! Was I supposed to say that? Should it have been a surprise? Ah whatever, I'm a failure anyway~! *thumbs up* Also, joining me now is-!
Jamie: Hi guys~!
Angel: This is Jamie! Also known as Dauntless-born96! She has been here supporting for shinigami knows how long! She's even read my other stories, so thanks for that Jamie!
Jamie: Meh, no problem.
Angel: So Jamie is actually going to be living with here at the Seren Estate with everybody else, SE Crew, Loopy, Than, used to be Hina, used to be Pong, Blast, and Arch. So she may appear in this chapter, but she'll show up from time to time to help out in other updates! So please be nice to Jamie!
Jamie: Yeah!
Angel and Jamie: Wait, what?
~MOVING ON~
Angel: Alright, first one of today! LexiLuvsWriting! Guys, do I really need to say the full name anymore? I mean like, literally, you know all these people. They're always reviewing! Ok so Lexi! Welcome back, I've missed you! Ohmydeath! You know Married With Children too!? YASSS!
Jamie: What she said.
SE Crew: Married With Children..?
Angel: Yeah! That was my life back then. When I was young I had one of those staticy TV's and it played those old shows like That 70's Show or Everybody Loves Raymond and stuff like that. I didn't have Disney Channel like all you other kids! I still don't.. But I still knew all the shows and movies.
Jamie: Interesting..
Loopy: Hi guys~!
Jamie: Hey~!
Loopy: Hi~!
Thanatos: Another girl! Finally!
Loopy: *smacks Thanatos's head* Leave the poor girl alone idiot.
Thanatos: *glares*
Blast: There are many people joining…
Arch: You said it…
Angel: Well let's do this! Everybody has to run a 5K! You're kidding me…. ARE YOU FOR REAL LEXI! My body isn't strong enough to hold up for that long… SEBASTIAN!
Sebastian: *walks in* Yes young mistress?
Kid: Hey wait! Do you really need him for everything? I mean you have us… *mumbles* And me..
Angel: He's my butler, I own him, I do what I want with him. Why should you care?
Kid: Angel, you didn't understand what I said yesterday-!
Angel: Enough Kid. Enough. You want to talk? Fine. But not now. Now, you shut up. Anyways, Sebastian you're running for me. I have a limit to the amount of work and strain I put on my body. Wait a second.. Where's Maka and Soul?
Everybody: *looks around* Uhhh…
Angel: Oh snappity snu! Rachel! They never came back!
Tsubaki: Try not to worry too much… I'm sure they'll come back later.. Let's finish these few reviews first and we'll figure things out..
Angel: *nods and looks down* Maka…
~AFTER 5K "WHY LEXI WHYYY"~
Liz: I WON!
Angel: Wow, you beat Sebastian?
Liz: Black Star tripped him at some point.
Angel: That makes sense… Anyways! Ragnorok, go sit in the corner and think about your life!
Ragnorok: WHAT?! NO-!
Angel: *growls and eyes darken* I said… Go. Sit. In. The. Corner.
Ragnorok: *runs off to corner*
Angel: Soul has to watch MLP. Well he can't because HE'S MISSING!
Tsubaki: *tries to calm Angel down* He's not! I'm sure he's not! He'll back later and he'll do it later!
Angel: *nods* Giriko!
Giriko: *walks in* What- Ahh!
Angel: *jumps onto Giriko and hugs him* Ko-kun!
Giriko: *blushes* W-what?!
Angel: *laughs* Go die in a hole!
Giriko: *jaw drops* What…
Angel: *kicks out of the room* Sorry Ko-kun! It's a dare~!
Loopy and Jamie: Ko-kun?
Angel: Yep! When Asura babysitted me as a child, he usually brought his friends over, like Justin and Ko-kun! So they helped watch over me as well! Mom never really liked Ko-kun but he was always super nice to me! Even made me dolls!
Thanatos: Dolls!?
Angel: *smiles* Yeah. Arachne… Oh no..
Arachne: *walks in and glares at Angel* You again. What do you want. Make it quick before I kill you.
Angel: I'll tell Asura!
Arachne: *huffs* What is it?
Angel: Listen to Pink Fluffy Unicorns over and over again.
Arachne:*growls and walks out of the room*
Angel: Bye Miss Arachne! Next is… Maka isn't here….
Tsubaki: I'm sure Maka would enjoy staying a while with Lexi at school..
Angel: *nods* She would..
Loopy: While you mope around, Black Star come over here.
Black Star: HAHAHAHAHA! A DARE FOR THE AMAZING ME HUH!?
Loopy: Amazing? Not really. For you? Yeah.
Black Star: *glares* What is it?
Loopy: *whispers dare to Black Star* (Dare - Without telling Angel, go behind her when she least expects it, and crash cymbals really loudly.)
Black Star: *smirks and grabs cymbals, going behind Angel, crashes cymbals together above her*
Angel: *covers ears and screams*
~Bunch of Deaf Moments Later~
Angel: I-I'm sorry! The loud noise caught me off guard! I'm sorry for screaming! Oh shinigami, apologizing won't help since my screaming made you all deaf, ummm Sebastian!
~Hour Later~
Angel: Are you guys ok..?
Loopy: Well my ears aren't ringing anymore…
Jamie: Same… Yo Lexi, thanks for that. I really enjoyed it! *Note: Sarcasm*
Tsubaki: *groans* Could've been worse…
Thanatos: How could it have gotten any freakin worse? My ears are still dinging…
Blast: I'm seeing stars…
Arch: The colors.. The colors…
Angel: Well Blast! Arch! Lexi says "Did you know that I keep seeing you everywhere to the point where it's annoying me? I even have one of you in my story" Oh yeah! I remember that! Blast Evans! The son of-!
Blast: *covers Angel's mouth* Shhhhh…
Angel: *voice muffled* (What? Soul isn't here so it's ok right? Besides, he's your father, so shouldn't you tell him? Maybe let him know what's ahead since you're from the future?)
Blast: *glares at Angel* Nobody can know just yet..
Angel: *nods and smacks Blast's hand away* Ok ok. Do it nicely next time please.
Jamie: Was there any other way to stop you from speaking?
Angel: Like heck if I would know. I wasn't born with a mute button.
Jamie: *laughs*
Angel: Oh a message for Hina! "Come back! I miss you sosososo much! The Fallen Angels need you as much as Angel needs us!" Lexi has a point. I'm practically nothing without my Fallen Angels.
Jamie and Loopy: What about us?
Angel: Aren't you a part of the Fallen Angels?
Jamie and Loopy and Thanatos: Well.. yeah.
Angel: Then you're included.
Jamie, Loopy, and Thanatos: Yay!
SE Crew: And us?
Angel: Aww come on you guys. If it weren't for the SE Crew, the Fallen Angels wouldn't exist and this fanfic wouldn't have gotten so popular, that includes you too Hina. It's thanks to everybody who hosts, favorited, followed, and reviews my fanfic. So it's all of you who made this such a great story! Not me. So free candy for all of you!
Hosts: YAASSS!
Angel: And all of my butlers.
Sebastian: *bows* Thank you young mistress.
Angel: But let's move on.
Liz: *screams*
Angel: I thought we were done with the screaming!
Liz: A ghost just tapped on my shoulder!
Angel: (What actually happened: Lexi - *repeated tapping on Liz's shoulder by ghost version of Lexi saying "Hi!"*) Right…. Let's move on before more weird stuff happens. Thank you Loopy and sabrina bina for reviewing! Adventurin! How you doin'? (Adventurin'andSoulEatin) Black Star has to be quiet for 18 hours. Not a problem. *handcuffs Black Star and duct tapes his mouth*
Black Star: *muffled*
Angel: Now everybody has to make him talk, and if you manage it, he gets punished with 200 EXCALIBURS!
Black Star: *eyes widen and stays quiet*
Angel: Good, he's quiet. Moving on. Kid has some dares from a previous chapter, Soul's missing, blah blah blah. Patty, Adventurin has a friend named Jeff who has a factory full of giraffes. If you beat him in a fight-
Patty: *already gone*
Angel: Be safe!
Liz: PATTY! THAT JEFF GUY IS JEFF THE KILLER ISN'T IT!?
Angel: How would I know? Besides, I'm sure Patty can handle it. Anyway, Liz, you have to play Slenderman. Real Slenderman!
Liz: *walks out of the room crying* But why…
Angel: Medusa has to be nice to everybody. Well, she's being nice to us by leaving us alone, ha! Kid has to be locked in a room with Justin, Asura, and Sebastian for 20 minutes. Oh no..
Kid: *smirks* Perfect. *walks out*
Jamie: They're going to kill each other aren't they?
Loopy: Yep.
Angel: Let's hope LD finds them before I do. And Maka's not here.. *sighs* A review from Rachel! Finally! (RachelPoke'Lover) And she sent a message of what happened at the Torture Chamber with Soul and Maka.
Hosts and SE Crew: READ IT!
Angel: Ok ok! This is in Rachel's Pov..
I approached Maka, who I have knocked out and tied to a cross with metal straps. Soul was currently in a cell, with no escape. Maka slowly woke up, and I stabbed her in the hand with a knife. "Do you know why you're here?" I asked,smirking insanely, my eyes catlike. Maka screamed a bit. "N-No!" She said in pain. Soul punched the steel bars keeping him back. "MAKA!" He yelled,worried for his Meister. I stabbed Maka again. "You're here because I'm using you to punish everyone. Angel for murder... Kid for toying with love... Stein for working with a Witch at one point... You see?" I said, stabbing her arm again. Maka screamed. Soul continued trying to escape. I glared. "I was told not to kill you. How sad. I would LOVE to cut you open and watch your organs spill out onto the floor." I laughed insanely. "Y-You're sick!" Maka yelled. I stabbed her again. "Yes... Yes I am. Oyashiro-Sama... Came to me..."
Tsubaki: *gasps* Oh my god…
Angel: *bangs hide eyes*
Jamie: Oh Angel.. Don't worry.. We're going to-
Angel: *looks up and grins* Rachel you're so awesome!
Everyone: *falls over from shock*
Loopy: How could you not care about them!? Maka's hurt!
Angel: Rachel is under my orders to not kill Maka, nor Soul. So I'm not too worried. Besides, we deserve to go through this guilt. Murder, toying with love, working with evil. We'll have to put up with it. Rachel, return those 2 immediately. I'll find some new people for you to mess with, but for now, I need them back.
Thanatos: You really think it's going to be that easy!
Angel: If she's a true Fallen Angel, then it should be. Let's finish the truths and dares. Crona, did you have fun with Rachel at the fair?
Crona: *fidgets and nods* She was pretty nice to me…
Angel: That's good. Does Kid want to go into Rachel's alley? He didn't want to before, he won't now. Patty has to eat a giraffe. Well she is at the giraffe factory, she'll figure it out. Kid, Crona, and Liz, all of you can later watch the last episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog, "Perfect" Oh look. Rachel sent us clones of Maka and Soul. Perfect.
*Clone Soul and Clone Maka walk in* (I'm gonna call them C-Soul and C-Maka)
Angel: C-Soul and C-Maka have to kiss each other.
C-Soul and C-Maka: *walk to another room*
Angel: Black Star has to sing "Chandelier". He can do that once the 18 hours are up. Patty has to sing "Smile" from MLP. I'll text her to do it later while she's hanging out at the factory. Kid has to sing Levan Polka by Hatsune Miku. He can do that after the next 10 minutes are up. Black Star has to sing the Nyan Cat Song while eating a poptart. Also will be done once he can start talking after 18 hours. My gosh, so many skips. A question for the people here. Will you miss Rachel?
Everybody: NO!
Angel: Yes! *gets smacked on the head* Ow! Thank you That awesome girl 2 for reviewing.. Welcome back agarfinkel. Spirit!
Spirit: *walks in and smiles* How may I help you? And have you seen Maka?
Angel: Why are you so fascinated with bloomers and Maka is making out with Soul in the other room.
Spirit: Maka used to wear bloomers when she was really wittle! She was so adorable! AND WHAT?! *runs to another room*
Angel: You think he'll notice that Maka is a clone?
Jamie: Nah, he didn't recognize Liz when she dressed up as Maka last time.
Angel: True. Black Star, why do you always use Tsubaki as a microphone. Well I'll answer this for him. Because he's an idiot. Haven't we all established this? No? WELL ESTABLISH IT THEN! I'll be gone for a bit guys I'll be back!
SE Crew and Hosts: What?
Angel: *runs off*
~At The Hotel Where Hina Is Staying At~
Angel: *knocks on door*
Hina: *opens door, eyes widen, and is about to close door again*
Angel: *jumps and gives Hina a big hug* Hina~! Please come back! *cries* Everybody misses you! It just doesn't feel right without you anymore! I don't want more people abandoning me like Pong did! I'll do anything! Please! Forgive me! Please! I'll even give your hamster it's own bedroom! I'll however much money you want or need! Anything! Just please come back!
Hina: I-
Angel: *jumps back* Now!
*A huge band in the background begin to play music, balloons begin to fly around from all directions, confetti flies from the sky, and a huge banner unfolds saying "ANGEL AND HER FALLEN ANGELS MISS YOU!", and Angel hands over basket of tons of candies*
Angel: *sniffles* Please come back….
Hina: Angel.. You… Well I-
~Cliffhanger~
(So Hina! What do you say? COME BACK PLEASE HINA! COME BACK!)
#Back at the Seren Estate#
Tsubaki: The real Soul and Maka haven't returned yet… Black Star helped me put up posters around the city for anyone who might see them.
Loopy: Yeah and just in case they're out of the city, I talked to my gaming buddies online to keep an eye out for them.
Jamie: I went online and talked to some others who could help, even put up some ads.
Blast: Archangel and I are working with our friends to find out who this Oyashiro-Sama is.
Arch: *nods*
Thanatos: Blair and I talked to some witches Blair knew, we asked some questions about Rachel and Oyashiro-Sama. We got nothing so far. But we're still searching.
Angel: *nods* So the only communication we have to Rachel is through here and we won't receive Soul and Maka till she feels like it. If that's the case… then I have no other choice.
Loopy: What? What is it?
Angel: Rachel does seem very useful, and her work, amusing. I see that she has some skills in her that I find interesting. Well then, let me make it simple. Rachel, if you are reading this, would you like to work beside me?
Tsubaki: What?! But she hurt Maka!
Angel: Maka gets hurt all the time.
Tsubaki: She's evil!
Angel: She's different. Not evil.
Tsubaki: What exactly would you do with her?! You work as a host on a Truth or Dare system!
Angel: *laughs* Silly, naive Tsubaki. Do you really think I can make this much money just from hosting a Truth or Dare system alone?
Tsubaki: *eyes widen and backs away* No…
Angel: *smiles slyly* Don't worry. I won't hurt you, I leave that to my Fallen Angels. Besides, Rachel's line of work seems very…. fascinating..
Loopy: That's sick!
Jamie: It's abuse! Murder! Torture!
Angel: *laughs* Have you all forgotten? I laugh or smile at pain. Even my own. It excites me to see such danger take place.
Blast: How can Kid even have feelings for you?!
Angel: *looks down and hair covers eyes* You're right… How could he.. I've always wondered that.. Maybe it's because nobody truly knew me..
Tsubaki: What happened to you Angel…
Angel: *looks up and eyes darken* You! You people happened! Meisters and weapons! It's all your fault! My parents! The public! All of you horrible creatures!
~CLIFFHANGER~
Angel: Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that but hey, it happens. I have a good and bad side. Everybody, meet my bad side! She's insane! So make sure to run for your lives because my dad isn't the only one affected by madness!
I hope you come back Hina! Even after that all happened… PWEASE! Today's challenge! Tell me what second is like your dark side theme song! Don't tell me something like "Bang Bang" by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj because that is you just partying. No I mean your dark side, something that makes people fear you or makes them think you're insane. Why I said dark side? Well because I'm listening to a creepy song sooo… You get it?
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~LittleAngel1031