A/N: This one was surprisingly hard; 90% of the characters are assholes. Lovable assholes, but still assholes.

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Words as Feelings

January 25th, Sympatico

1. Congenial or like-minded; likable.


It really was no wonder Caboose and Donut got along so well.

Donut was the single most likable guy in all of Blood Gulch. If you could get even Church to admit that he liked you, you had to be doing something right. Sure, he sometimes rubbed people the wrong way with his (possibly) unintentional double entendres, but he always meant well. And then there was Caboose, who, while he was considered annoying by most of his cohorts, AI just seemed to adore for some weird reason. The kid genuinely just wanted to help people, so it was hard to really hate him (unless your name was Tucker).

So, of course, these two together were the perfect combination. Donut was too nice to get annoyed at Caboose's stupidity, and Caboose was too stupid to be annoyed by the sex talk. Occasionally, they'd take a break from the whole Red vs Blue thing and just meet up for a picnic or something casual like that. It didn't matter that Caboose still had trouble getting Donut's name right, or that Donut might've meant that he wanted to shove something into a different hole than what most people were thinking; they always got along amazingly well.

Even Tucker had to admit that seeing them together was actually kind of cute. He'd never admit it out loud, but he did think so. It was just so surprising to see that in a whole canyon full of assholes, two little bright spots still existed.

…And now he was getting all sentimental and shit. Well, back to the rock.