Bella what are you watching?

a orange beat up a banna

huh?

Omg! I love that!

Have you ever seen it Edward?

Nope

Why not eddypoo?

Because emmy-kins I have better things to do with my eternity

Yeah like fall in love with muggles

Emmett you do realize you a vampire not a wizard?

No I'm harry potter

Oh gosh he's reading again

It's so cool I could be like voldemort and live forever

Emmett you already live forever and your not evil

Most people would classify vampires as evil

Yeah but most people have never met esme

True dat!

No Edward! Not hip-hop talk

Foshizzle ma nizzle eddy-poo

Oh god Rosalie!

Oh time for the random fact!

Oh no!

No!

Yes!

Well that's odd.

Just do it already!

Ok did you know Mc Donald's fries never go moldy because they're so greasy?

Ewww!

Mmm fries

End of the note people shhhh!

A/n okay so is anyone reading this? How many more chapters do you want in this story because I'm ending it soon!