AN: A little birdie told me someone likes spanking.
Here goes.
Dean had just sat down, as another fan asked Cena, "Do you like spanking?"
"Oh, anyone who knows me, knows i appreciate a spanking-" he paused for a second-" Clean floor, like everyone else." he chuckled at the boos that rained down on him. He put on an announcer's voice.
"Of course, If you were referring to the euphemism for masterbation, I must say I am quite a fan of that as well."
"If you meant the act of striking the buttocks, I direct your attention to my badonkadonk, and answer that with a hardy yes." a yes chant broke out, and Cena flushed red and added, "NO, Daniel bryan has not been spanking me."
Orton looked the girl over for a second. "I'll spank you if you want." he suggested with a wriggle of his brow. The girl giggled uncontrollably, and Orton stood up. The crowd cheered as he slithered towards her with lust gleaming in his eyes. But, as he neared her, she squealed and passed out. His eyes went from sultry to concerned, and one of the medics brought around some smelling salts.
"I didn't touch her." Orton declared to the crowd. "You saw that, right?" He headed back to his seat as the fan sighed in dissapointment. "Dammit."
AN: How many times do I have to say it, Ask and ye shall recieve?
*Sigh*
Dean chuckled at Orton's misfortune as the fan went back to her seat. The next fan stepped up to the mike, with dark brown hair, and adorable brown eyes, waring a t-shirt with LadyBraus written on it. Dean sat forward a bit, recognizing the name of one of his favorite naruto fanfic authors. He asked her before she got to introduce herself,
"What's your name?" he asked, ending each word sharply and precisely. He didn't want to get too happy too soon.
"Lisa."
"What does LadyBraus mean?"
"uh, that's the name i write under on FanFic." the girl flushed a bit. Dean grinned maniacally, staring the whole time, and moved to ask another question.
"Oiy think you may be a bit confused about how this fohrum works, moy friend." Wade Barrett walked up, patting Dean on the shoulder and taking a seat. "It is the lady there that ahsks the questions, noht you." Barrett turned to the girl. "Terribly sohrry for moy compateriate here, miss. What's your question?"
"Dean?"
"Yess, lisa?" he replied, a slightly manic and serpentine tone seeping into his speech. Barrett backed away a bit.
"I was wondering if you could use your lnatic side to seduce me."
Dean thought about the question. "You are assuming the lunatic tendencies are the ones that need their own side. What if I am the anti-naruto. What if Sanity is what lies dormant? What if I am a lunatic with a sane side? wouldn't that be crazy?" Barrett sighed, and began fussing at Dean to let the lady ask the questions.
"So to answer your question, fairest lord lisa, I would use both sides of myself to hope you would fall for me, because you are amazing and gorgeous." Lisa grinned as her face flushed. "I am also a big fan." he added quickly near the end. Lisa let out a series of nervous giggles, and skipped away from the mike.
But back at the table, Dean was just as giddy.
AN: Now adding, "Kevin Steen" of the ROH and WCW realm. To those who are not familiar, Kevin Steen is currently ROH, 5'11", and 240 from Quebec, Canada. from a cursory reading of his wikipedia page, he seems to be violent, intense, and technical. The only thing keeping him from the wwe is his weight. Even his fans sometimes call him a fatass. lol. Just read him as an undiscovered Husky harris, before he became Bray.
"What's the craziest thing you have ever done sexually?"
A few whoops resounded in the arena, and a few of the superstars bowed their heads in shame thinking of what they did.
"My wife called me fat once, so I covered myself in donuts and screamed, "Pillsbury, Bitch!" Kevin sat back, bathing in the odd looks everyone gave him. "What?"
"Well, on that note. " Ambrose sighed, scooting up to the mike. Rollins facepalmed, knowing Dean was going to say something reidiculous. "The craziest thing i have ever done sexuallly, i guess, was that one time we went to Vegas, and there was this girl that wanted me to use a beer bottle as a dildo, so i do what anyone would, and start with the small end. While it was in there, i accidentally opened the bottle. I sat there like an idiot watching the beer pour into her, before i remembered the cap was in her, and i 'd have to get it out. I rummaged for like an hour, carefuly, with a glove, and we still never found it. So, if you're out there, "Popcap", i hope you're alright."
Darren Young burst into hysterics. "Popcap!" he chuckled. "Oh, my god!"
Barrett went next."The craziest thing Oiy have dohn sexually is having sex in a tank where a stingray was swimming. Biggest mistake of my loyfe."
Punk thought about the question, then replied,"Pass."
everyone protested this, angry that Punk got to dodge the question. "Oh, fine! I haven't ever done anything crazy! I'm straightedge! the craziest thing I've ever done is have a threesome! What do you want from me!"
AJ and Kaitlyn looked at wach other. "We sneaked icy hot into the crotches of all the clean underwear during a sorority sleepover once. It was so fun!" Kaitlyn and AJ giggled, thinking about the girls running bowlegged down the hallway.
Rollins started to answer, but a Roman chant broke out, and Roman looked at the crowd solemnly. They stopped. "The craziest thing I have done sexually, is one time me and this guy made a bet that we could wrestle each other without it getting sexual, and the first one to give in lost, and had to buy takeout." he paused. "Two hours later, he lost."
Sheamus smirked, knowing that was their last night together before the panel.
Rollins breathed a huff of anger at the interruption, and answered, "I once had sex with a blowup doll on top of a car, while it was driving full speed on the interstate." Cody Rhodes tried to figure out if that was even possible, and Bautisa murmured,"Yeah, I believe it. He's wirey."
Sheamus went next. "Tha craziest ting ah have dohn, is ehm, is going down on a girl wit the ice cube ting. It went terribly. The cube melted, and she was all cold. Shame."
Reigns knew Sheamus couldn't say the same thing that he did, but in his mind, the ice cube on the way back to the panel had been a huge sucess.
Cody went next. "The craziest thing I did, before i met my wife, of course, was to striptease for this one girl i was with. I even learned how to dance a little on a pole for her."
Darren stared at Cody. His imagination decided to take a cue from Hulkamania, and run wild on him.
Cena went next. "Anyone who knows my girlfriend, knows she has a lot of, uhm, personal massagers. The craziest thing i have done is learn their names."
Orton sat back in his chair. "One time, back in evolution, I went to this stripclub with Flair, and he said, it's a shame ya can't take them all home. So I thought, why not? and the next night, every girl that approached me got invited to the hotel room, and I singlehandedly completed every pose in the Kama Sutra girl by girl, in one night."
"I once had a one night stand with someone right before my college graduation, and they missed the ceremony the next day because they slept in, so i came back, in my cap ad gown, and "Apologized"." Darren added air quotes.
Bautista rolled his eyes, and cleared his throat. The crowd booed. "Meh." Bautista shrugged at them. "I fucked a clown once." The audience chuckled, and looked at him crazily. What the hell did that even mean?
AN: That was fun. Another! Two chapters today! The Undertaker lost, I know we are all hurting.
It is a time of many sorrows.
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