March 30th, 2007
I did it. I finally confronted the crazy assassin lady.
I kicked a gun out of her hand and I yelled at her. I was like, What The Hell's Wrong With You? And I said some mean, angry words at her. I even threw in a cuss word or two, one that would've shown up like #!& in the comics.
She had no expression on her face, she simply said that someone hired her to kill me.
Like THAT'S gonna make me feel better?
I yelled at her some more, telling her I have a life and all that jazz.
She nodded and was like, That's Not My Problem.
Oh. I'm Gonna Make It You're Problem.
From no where, I sent a huge wad of webbing at her. She didn't see this coming, so it wound up sticking her to the side of a building. She couldn't get outta it. I smirked under my mask.
So I casually walked up to her, ripped off her fancy-pants belt, and took all her weapons. Every last one.
I didn't unmask her, because you gotta respect the mask in my business. But I asked her who she worked for.
"He didn't tell me his name, he just told me to take you out."
"Gee, thanks. That really clears this up for me."
So I left her there, sticking to a wall, and ran off with all her guns.
The problem was that I couldn't bring all these guns home. What the hell would I say, Oh, I Bought These At The Dollar Store? So I took a little field trip to the Avengers Mansion.
Jarvis, the cool butler dude, opened the door and nearly passed out when he saw all the guns I was carrying. I was like, Uh, Is Captain America Here?
It's a good thing I got this blog, because he was all up-to-date with the assassin thing. Thanks for taking the guns, Cap! (What the hell would I have done with them?)
So I don't know who hired the assassin--I just know it's over. I hope.
COMMENTS:
(subj:yw)
You're welcome, son. And I'm proud of you that you didn't take her mask off--that was a very noble thing of you to do.
--Cap'n America
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(subj:yay!)
YAY! NO MORE ASSASSIN LADY!!!
--Flash
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A/N: I've been thinking and, incase anyone was wondering, I have no intention of ending this blog anytime soon. The way I've been planning it sort of backfired, and something that needs to happen doesn't occurr until later in the year in the comics. So it looks like I'll either change the Marvel timeline or give Spidey another year of blogging...but I don't think I'm one to screw with Marvel history. If you would, give me your opinion--continuing the blog or changing the months of historic Marvel events?
I aplogize, but I was not aware of the Fanfiction Guidelines that state it is against the rules to have an interactive blog. I'm very sorry--I was not aware of this. So I can not accept comments from readers for Spider-Man's Blog