Hey it's not as long as it looks it's a song chapter so most of it just songs I promise. Please R&R I appreciate them thank you.

THE CLEAN UP

Gil walked into the living room with Catherine's favorite smile. Catherine looked up from picking up wrapping paper and smiled with his favorite smile that she only gives him.

Catherine: What?

Gil: So what were you going to tell me

Catherine: After we clean up

Gil: Why I wanna know now!

Sounding like Lindsey when they don't tell her something when she wants

Catherine: Sorry Lindsey

Gil: HEY!

Catherine: Hey

Gil: Stop toying with me

Catherine: your the one acting like Lindsey

Gil: Well I wanna know

Catherine: Help me clean up

Gil: Fine

He bent down and started cleaning.

Catherine: Thank you

Gil: your welcome. So I can I know now

Catherine: We're not done.

Gil: grrrrrrrr

Catherine: Don't grrrrrrr me

Gil: Awwwwwww doesn't it turn you on

Catherine: Shut up Gil

Gil shut his mouth and cleaned up the living room while Cath cleaned the kitchen. He finished and came into the the kitchen to scare Catherine. Little did he know he would be the one to jump. He went to grab Catherine around the waist so he thought it was Cath. While her dummy was occupied with her other dummy she came up behind him and grabbed junior. He jumped about 10 feet in the air and she took off outside. When he caught his breath he ran after her. By the time he was outside she was in a tree.

Gil: Catherine where are you

Catherine giggled a little and he looked around

Gil: Catherine come on out you know I wont hurt you I'll just tickle you.

Catherine made her voice sound further then what it was.

Catherine: you have to find me

Gil looked around not thinking to look up. Catherine giggled a little.

Gil: I hear you but I don't see you and there is only field and trees.

Catherine climbed a little higher and above a branch covered in leaves. Gil heard the rustling, but thought it was a squirrel.

Gil: come out baby

Catherine: look around

Gil: I am

Catherine: Are you sure

he looked up.

Gil: Hey you

Catherine: Hey you

Gil: You gonna come down

Catherine: Are you gonna tickle me

Gil: maybe

Catherine: Nope

Gil: Fine I'll come up

Catherine: OK

He started climbing up and Catherine met him half way.

Catherine: Hey you

Gil: Hey you

Catherine: What do you want to do we finished cleaning I scared you half to death.

Gil: Ummmm......we can get down

Catherine: And do what

Gil: you said you'd tell me

Catherine: wanna have fun first

Gil got happy and Cath looked down.

Catherine: I take that as a yes

Gil: Yes

Catherine: lets get down then

Gil: YES!!!! you wanna have fun out here and not wake Lindsey

Catherine: I was hoping you would ask

Gil: Well lets get down

Catherine: you need to move so I can

Gil: OH OK

he climbed down and Cath was right behind him. He jumped down to turn and help his sweetheart out. When she was in his arms he laid her down in the high grass.

Catherine: I want some music

Gil: that would wake Lindsey

Catherine: I know. Well she is a wake see

Gil: OH

Lindsey: Mommy daddy can I stay the night with Marget

Catherine: Yes sweaty. Do you need help

Lindsey: Yes

Catherine: I'll be right there.

Gil: I'll be waiting

Catherine: I'll have the radio

Gil: OK

Catherine walked up to the house to help Lindsey and get a radio. Gil laid in the grass with an erection. Lindsey finished packing and her ride was there within 25 minutes of Lindsey asking. When Lindsey got changed and walked out her friend was at the door. Catherine opened the door and Lindsey was behind her with her bag. Cath bent down and gave Lindsey a hug.

Catherine: I love you

Lindsey: I love you too mommy

Catherine: bye

Lindsey: Bye.

Catherine closed the door waited till they left and then she grabbed the radio and walked out. Gil heard the door close so he looked up.

Gil: Do I have to come up

Catherine: A little bit

Gil: OK

He got up the best he could and got a little closer

Gil: This good

Catherine: Yea

Gil: Good cause I can't move anymore

Catherine: OK

She turned on the radio one and the song that was on was Catherine's favorite song Cowgirls Don't Cry by Brooks and Dunn.

Her daddy gave her, her first pony
Then taught her to ride

Catherine rushed over to Gil. She reached Gil and climbed on him

She climbed high in that saddle
Fell I don't know how many times
Taught her a lesson that she learned
Maybe a little too well

Gil: Little excited

Catherine: Shut up and please me

Gil: Fine by me

Cowgirls don't cry
Ride, baby, ride
lessons in life are going to show you in time
soon enough your gonna know why
it's gonna hurt every now and then
if you fall get back on again
Cowgirls don't cry

Catherine: Harder you know how I like it

She grew up
She got married
Never was quite right
She wanted a house, a home and babies
He started coming home late at night
She didn't let him see it break her heart
She didn't let him see her fall apart

Gil: Is this hard enough

Catherine: Yes but not fast enough

Gil: DAMN

'cause Cowgirls don't cry
Ride, baby, ride
lessons in life are gonna' show you in time
soon enough your gonna know why
it's gonna hurt every now and then
if you fall get back on again
Cowgirls don't cry

Catherine: C'mon Gil you can do better

Gil: OH criticizing now

Catherine: Yea

Phone rang early one morning
Her momma's voice, she'd been crying
Said it's your daddy, you need to come home
This is it, I think he's dying
She laid the phone down by his head
The last words that he said

Catherine: Right there

Cowgirl don't cry
Ride, baby, ride
Lessons in life show us all in time
Too soon God lets you know why
If you fall get right back on
Good Lord calls everybody home
Cowgirl don't cry

By: Brooks and Dunn with a little bit of Reba McEntire

Catherine: took....you.....long...enough

Gil: well..we..can..finish....this

Catherine: DUH

The greatest man I never knew
Lived just down the hall
And everyday we said hello
But never touched at all
He was in his paper
I was in my room
How was I to know he thought I hung the moon

The greatest man I never knew
Came home late every night
He never had too much to say
Too much was on his mind
I never really knew him
And now it seems so sad
Everything he gave to us took all he had

Then the days turned into years
And the memories to black and white
He grew cold like an old winter wind
Blowing across my life

The greatest words I never heard
I guess I'll never hear
The man I thought could never die
S'been dead almost a year
He was good at business
But there was business left to do
He never said he loved me
Guess he thought I knew

By Reba McEntire

Gil: I'm not done are

Catherine: HELL.......NO

Gil: Good

Hey baby, won't you take a little ride with me.
Have a look around,
see what we can see.
I've got the paddle,
I've got the boat.
Come on baby, I know she'll float.

(Chorus):
We'll go rolling on the river of love,
We'll go rolling on the river of love.

Drift away from all these city lights,
might rock a little bit,
so hold on tight.
Let's get carried away with the gentle flow.
Might get caught up in its undertow.

We'll go rolling on the river of love,
Let's go rolling on the river of love.

I got a little ukulele, let me sing you a song.
Got a stream of kisses about ten miles long.
Dancing on the water in the moonlight beach.
Sparkling down through the sea of dreams.

(Repeat Chorus Twice):

River of love, River of love, River of love.
Rolling on the river of love,
Let's go rolling, rolling on the river of love.
Let's go rolling on the river of love.
Rolling on the river of love.
Rolling on the river of love.
Let's go rolling, rolling on the river of love.

By: George Strait

Gil: Are you done

Catherine: Not if your not

Gil: Good I can go for maybe 1-2 more songs

Catherine: Fine. While it's on commercial lets catch our breath

Gil: OK

two minutes later

Good Time

Work, work all week long
Punchin' that clock from dusk till dawn.
Countin' the days till Friday night
That's when all the conditions are right.
For a good time
I need a good time.

Yea, I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time

I cashed my check, cleaned my truck
Put on my hat, forgot about work

Sun goin' down, head across town
Pick up my baby and turn it around
Good time,
Aahh, I need a good time

I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
Time for a good time

HEY!

Pig in the ground, beer on ice
Just like ole Hank taught us about
Singin' along, Bocephus songs
Rowdy friends all night long
Good time
Lord, we're having a good time,

Yea, I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time


Whew

Heel toe dosey doe
Scootin' our boots, swingin' doors
B & D Kix and Dunn
Honkin' tonk heaven, Double shotgun
Good time,
Lord, we're havin' a good time

Cause I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time

Shot of Tequila, beer on tap
Sweet southern woman set on my lap
G with an O, O with a D
T with an I and an M and an E
And a good time
Shhheww, good time
I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time

Ahh, turn it up now.

A Shot of Tequila.
Beer on tap.
A good looking woman.
To set on my lap.

A G with an O, an O with a D
A T with an I an M with an E
That spells good time
A good time

Ohh, I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
Time for a good time

Twelve o'clock, two o'clock three o'clock four
Five o'clock we know were that's gonna go
Closing the door, shuttin' em down
Head for that Waffle House way across town
Good time
Ohh, we're havin' a good time.
Ohh, I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time

Ohh, I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time

Ohh, I've been workin' all week
And I'm tired and I don't wanna sleep
I wanna have fun
It's time for a good time

Ohh, yea, a good time.

I need a good time.

Yea, a good time.

By: Alan Jackson

Gil: I'm out

Catherine: OK fine I know I'm gonna be sore tomorrow

Gil: Yep me too