Omake

Yosh! It's the omake! Well now I'm having a dilemma on how I should represent it! Agh! Just forget it, I'll get on with this in story mode! *cool music plays in the background* Erhm, anyways hope you enjoy this. :)

Note: The setting here is America, and Kuro is in high school. So around 17/18. And is meeting with his friends, one more thing Kuro was a guy from the beginning and this omake has nothing to do with the story itself.

Disclaimer: We ALL know that if I did own the Naruto manga I'll be going to my doomsday early right? … anybody…?…

"Hey Kuro." Sin came and sat beside Kuro, on the grass. "Why did you run out when they were serving chocolate cake at the party?"

Kuro shivered. He came only because it was Sakuna's birthday. If only he knew there was chocolate… he wouldn't have come. Sin repeated her question. "Why did you run?"

"Heh, I have a fear of chocolate." Kuro said simply, without looking up.

Sin raised a brow. "Is that even possible?"

"I dunno. But it all started when I was in my first year of middle school in Tokyo…" Kuro trailed off mid-sentence.

"Keep going." Sin encouraged Kuro to speak.

Kuro started telling the story of how he caught the fear of chocolate. Both teenagers did not see the walking bush behind them.

FLASHBACK

"Mum what is that dark brown thing?" An innocent three year old Kuro asked Mai.

~o~

"Wait hold on a second! I thought you said middle school in Tokyo?" Sin interrupted.

"That's later on." Kuro sighed and continued.

~o~

"That's chocolate dear." Aforementioned mother patted her son's hair.

"Why is it on a shelf?" He asked wide eyed.

Mai chuckled. It was amazing on how kids grow so fast. "It's because that this shop here sells chocolate."

"Why?" Kuro pressed his face on the window pane to look at the chocolate more closely. There was a red heart shaped box with a pink ribbon on it, inside was all kinds of chocolate.

"That's because it's the specialty of this shop, now come on Kuro we have to go home now." Mai steered her son in the direction of home.

~o~

"That had nothing to do with you fear of chocolates." Sin sighed.

"I'm getting there." Kuro continued again.

~o~

XXXXXXXX MIDDLE SCHOOL - FRESHMAN YEAR

February 14th

I yawned as the bell rang, ending classes. I went out of class and bumped into the school bully. He growled. "Watch where you're going punk!"

"Sorry! Didn't see where I was going." I bowed deep in apology. I briefly wondered why he didn't beat me up like his usual routine. But I shrugged the matter off. Every guy in the school was acting weird if I didn't know any better, they were trying to get attention. I snorted at the thought. I made my way up to the roof to eat my lunch. "Attention huh. Wonder what's up with guys and attention."

After lunch was finished I went to my next class. I found that there was nobody in there except for the teacher. "Ah, excuse me sensei, um… where is everyone else?"

Sensei looked up and spotted me. He seemed surprised. "You don't know what's going on, Kuro?"

I nodded my head. He chuckled, but it seemed that he was holding his laughter in. "To think the victim is clueless."

"What's that supposed to mean sensei?" Before he could answer a loud squeal could be heard outside in the hallways. I cautiously went and peeked through a crack in the door. I found a group of girls crowding over a single guy and giving him some packages. I recognized the guy as Sep, known for being gentlemanly around girls. I closed the door and faced the teacher. "Seriously? What day is it?"

"It's the 14th of February. Valentine's day." He said with a smile. "So classes are laid off until 12:35."

'You can say that with a smile?'I stared at the teacher. "But wouldn't they give the chocolate during the lunch time span?"

The teacher looked away at this point. "Well~ here they believe that Valentine's day is an important milestone, so it's been kept tradition every year."

"Well can I just sit here in class, it seems quiet enough for me to sleep in." I yawned. "I am kind of getting tired."

"Sure be my guest." He waved me to my seat.

"I should warn you sensei that I am a heavy sleeper. I can't wake up after I fall asleep." I warned as I shut my eyes and fell asleep immediately.

~o~

"I slept for the rest of class too." Kuro mused at the thought.

"That's it? Where does the chocolate come from that?!" Sin exclaimed.

Kuro sighed. "The creepy part was when I woke up."

~o~

The bell rang and I woke up with a start, with boxes toppling down on the floor. I froze. 'Wait… boxes toppling down… on the… floor?'I looked down and noticed the dozens upon dozens of boxes. I picked one up and opened it, and was it was filled with chocolate.

"Ah so you're awake, Kuro." I looked up at sensei, he seemed to be amused.

"Sensei, how did these boxes of chocolate appear on my desk?" I asked. I think Sep gave half of his worth of chocolate because he couldn't carry home all of them.

The teacher laughed. "It was quite a show. But since you were sleeping you didn't have any facial expressions on when they were given to you."

"So you're saying, even in class… these were given?" I asked, puzzled.

"Yeah, one of the boys, I think his name was Tyre-kun, said that you topped off the third year Sep. He even counted your chocolate while you were sleeping. Said that you had around 40-60 chocolates. The rest of the boys got riled up, you were still sleeping when you told them to shut up." The teacher was laughing at this part, made me embarrassed for my actions. When he ceased he told me that I had to take all of them home. Or be molested with fangirls, which I never thought I even had. And I'm pretty sure I don't.

~o~

"That doesn't sound too bad, and doesn't explain anything either." Sin snorted.

Kuro nodded his head in agreement. "It sure doesn't. But every year it gets harder escape the girls on Valentines day."

He then continued.

~o~

XXXXXXX MIDDLE SCHOOL - SECOND YEAR

February 14th

I went around the corner only to be met with a group of girls asking a freshman where I was. I did a head count and there was over 50 girls there. I tried sneaking away but bad luck just had to be in my way. I hit the wall hard enough for one girl to spot me and that was the trigger for my doom.

"Kyaaaaaa! It's Kuro-kun!" She pointed at me while she screamed. The others turned and I thought I saw a glint in their eyes. 'Shit!'

I tried running but I hit a dead end and so I was forced to take all 50 chocolates from the girls. And I swear that I felt some of them trying to touch me(on the torso of my body)! Now I understand the true meaning behind fangirls. But I shrugged the thought off, thinking that the touching part was just a hallucination.

~o~

"… Now that is just plain creepy…" Sin shuddered. So did the bush that was right behind them. Kuro eyed it and shrugged.

"It was horrible in the last year of middle school. Because it had valentines day and prom for the third years." He sighed as he went over the memories.

~o~

XXXXXX MIDDLE SCHOOL - THIRD YEAR

February 14th

I looked around cautiously, looking for the 'chocolate givers' as I'd like to call them. They were just too dangerous at the last year of school so you had to have your guard up. I hurried over to my next class and just when I thought I would reach there safely I heard a squeal behind me.

"KYAAAAA! There's Kuro-kun!" I turned around, hoping that it'd be a smaller sized group than last years. My hope was washed away, it seemed like there were more than 80 behind me. I paled at the number and started running for my life.

It was quite a while, and the group behind me started slow down. I thought I was safe, but I thought wrong. Just when I stopped, I was bombarded with girls coming in all directions. The only way I could survive was accepting all the chocolate. When they all left, my clothes were somehow crumpled, but this time I made it to class safely.

~o~

Sin was quiet for a while before making a remark. "That just shows you that you can't outsmart girls."

"Sadly." Kuro shook my head as I agreed with her.

"What about the prom thingie?" Sin asked.

"I'm getting there." Kuro continued once more.

~o~

June 16th

All the Third year students were called to the gym to be lectured about the prom details and such. Of course every one present that day had to go. And I got a huge foreboding in the pit of my stomach. And here on this very day, the guys were different on Valentines day. Everyone was pale, due to all the rumors that were left by the previous third years. And it conveyed one message: Women are scary.

~o~

"Well what happened?" Sin asked quite interested.

"Of course I had a plan. Told the principle that I had to leave after the assembly, he knew what I was thinking but let me go." Kuro explained.

"And that's the end?" Sin asked disappointed.

I shook my head. "Sadly no."

~o~

I woke up the next morning and found the mailbox ready to explode. All the letters were from girls asking me out for the prom. I swear I read the word rape in one of them. And what was worse I found a quadrillion more chocolate with them.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Wow you really were bombarded with chocolate through your life." Sin commented. Kuro just simply sighed.

"I swear that there was a leak in information or something. I had a sweet tooth and it went into the others' hands." He shook his head and muttered the last part. "Now I have to eat chocolate birdshot because of school."

Unfortunately, Sin heard the last part. "Oho~ so you still like eating chocolate?"

Kuro Peres up and began pleading. "Tell no one of this! Please! Otherwise I'll have to give up chocolate for good!"

"Fine by me." Sin got up and stretched. "Now let's get back to the party!"

At those words, the bush which was unknowingly leaning in. Ran at the speed of light. Sin and Kuro just stared after it, thinking it was only their imagination.

Me: So I think that's finished…

Sin: It seemed boring to me.

Kuro: What's this about me eating chocolate secretly?!

Me: Kuro if you read the above then you should know it doesn't apply to you right?

Kuro: Oh yeah…

Kiba: I agree with Sin, this is boring.

Me: I lost my enthusiasm while writing this chapter, I suppose it got drained with the previous chapter… that thing was 21 pages long. Longest I ever wrote…

Sai: I think she's going into shock.

Kiba: Whatever. *turns around and starts snoring*

Kuro: Well I guess that is that for the omake. Didn't even make sense to me.

Sin: Well I guess it's time to end this, don't forget to review.

Random Dr.: It seems that Peru is saying something about plot stickiness. Don't know what that is for but she keeps repeating it over and over again…