"This is the dumbest plan I've ever heard!" Ronnie Anne said.
"Where'd you get this idea? The 40's?" Sam asked.
Lincoln had his disguise kit brought to him by Cosmo and Wanda, and was now putting on a business suit, along with a top hat, a monocle and a moustache, while Clyde was putting on a sailor suit with a beard, a blue captain's hat and a peg leg. Meanwhile, Manny, Frida and Sheen were hiding under a trench coat.
"I'm telling you, my friends." Lincoln said. "These disguises will grant us access to that party!"
"But nothing about this plan could go right!" Ronnie Anne replied. " I mean, you're dressing up Clyde as a pirate!"
"Actually, I'm a ship captain, not a..."
"...And you actually expect people to believe those two are adults?!" Sam pointed at Lily and Poof's disguises, who were wearing business suits.
"Trust me, around here, they would." Manny said. "You won't believe how many times they go cuckoo over the Chupacabra around here! Besides, there's no other way around this. I already tried the backdoor."
Manny had a flashback to a few minutes ago when he tried to get into the backdoor of the building. A bear busted through the door and attacked Manny.
"And then I tried the window!" Manny climbed through the window VIA a plunger, and a bear attacked him as the boy opened up the window.
"And then I tried the sewer!" Manny popped the cover of the underground sewer, and looked inside to see if the bear or some other creature was going to appear out of the hole and eat him. After checking, he happily began to crawl in, and the bear ran on the street and attacked him.
"Why don't we just wish our way in?" Timmy said, however, Manny saw the bear growling at him through the gate covering the party.
"How about we spare our lives and stick to Lincoln's plan?" Manny said.
"Don't keep us waiting, Sam and Ronnie." Lincoln said, holding a golden dress with a wig. "We've got your costumes right here!"
Sam saw her dark costume. "Wow, I kinda like my costume. Alright, I'll join your stupid plan."
"Why can't Timmy just use his fairies to poof us into adults?" Ronnie Anne said.
"Trust me, it's a terrible idea." Timmy said, as he put on the type of disguise Lincoln was wearing.
"Ronnie, just join us!" Lincoln said. "We can't do this without you! After all, no team member gets left behind!"
Ronnie Anne sighed. "If this plan doesn't work, then…ah who cares, this is too stupid for me to punch you for."
Meanwhile, in the back of an alleyway, Chipotle Jr. saw the kids changing. "So, El Tigre and his little companions believe they can sneak past security, ay? Well, I'll follow their plan with MY OWN LITTLE DISGUISE!" he laughed as he hid inside an adult robot suit, which actually resembled an adult instead of being some lazy disguise.
…
The gang now appeared in front of the main entrance, as a group together.
"Good evening, fellow gentle male!" Lincoln said in a fake British accent. "I am Linkington NottingLoud the IV! This is my lovely date, Ronnie Anderson Wood the X!"
"I hate you…eth." Ronnie Anne replied slowly with a completely annoyed and emotionless expression, as she had a white wig and an old Victorian dress.
"And I am his business partner, Timothy Turnson, a member of the royal Ureanidiotsworth family! We believe we shall be granted access to your party!" Timmy had in his hand a green umbrella, with a pink bowtie.
"What about those two?" The guard pointed to the two babies.
"Those are all business escorts for all business purposes and business efforts for our business!" Timmy responded.
"They just look like two babies with office clothes on them!"
"What?! Insult our workers you must?!" Lincoln responded. "I shall press lawsuits for you and this loud obnoxious scalawag of a gathering!"
"Sorry, sir! Welcome to the party!" the guard said, letting the four in.
"Whoa, that actually worked!" Ronnie Anne said.
"Yep, it only takes a kid to deceive the eyes of an adult!" Timmy said back in his voice.
"The lawsuit card never fails."
Next, it was Clyde's turn, who was terribly anxious.
"And you are…?"
"I…" He then stopped feeling anxious and cleared his throat. "I mean, I-YE!" He spoke in an irish sailor's accent. "I am Captain Clydeson, captain of the S.S McBride, and I be hunting for the whale who bit my leg off!"
"You know, that sounds an awful lot like a book!" the captain said, as Clyde gulped, knowing he made a terrible lie. "But no one reads nowadays, so what do I care? Alright, you're in!" Clyde happily walked in.
"Wow, I didn't even need to try!" Clyde said.
"Excuse me?"
"I mean, ARRGGHH!"
Next, it was Manny in a trench coat. "Be steady, guys!" Manny was having trouble standing on both Frida and Sheen. "Um, hello!" Manny said in a deep voice. "I'm an adult, so let me in!"
"Works for me." the idiotic guard said. However, Sheen ended up navigating his legs in the wrong direction, making Manny hit head-on into the gate.
"Learn how to walk properly!" Manny said.
"Hey, you're the eyes! Why are you complaining to me, the innocent legs?!" Sheen responded.
"Yeah, give legs a break, Manny!" Frida said.
"But Legs here is doing a bad job!"
"Well if you're that ungrateful, maybe you should amputate me!" Sheen responded. "Is that what you want?! After all the years I've supported you!"
"What are you talking about?!"
"Hello?!" Sheen whispered. "I'm supposed to be the legs! I'm being in character, of a tragic pair supporting an obese being!"
"Obese?! That's it! When you get out of there, I'll…" Manny looked at the guard, who was witnessing the whole thing. "Um…my legs are talking again!" Manny tried to continue walking, but the unsteadiness of the two made it difficult.
"By the way, I was speaking about Kahlo here! You smell like churros, sugar, and bacon-scented toothpaste!"
"Hey!" Frida said. "Bacon-scented toothpaste is awesome!"
"I…won't argue with that."
"I wish my legs could talk." The guard said, brushing the whole thing off, and then Sam with a top hat, sunglasses, a cape, and make-up under her eyes, with her hair stuffed under the hat. "Who are you supposed to be?" the guard asked.
"I'm the live entertainment, man!" Sam said in a very deep and dorky voice.
"Wait, I recognize you, Sam! Sampire! You're that underground heavy metal singer!"
"What?"
"I have all of your albums! Go in, go ahead! You're a legend dude!" Sam had barely any reaction to this.
"Um, thanks dude?" Sam continued walking. "I can't believe that actually worked! This rivals Amity Park with gullible adults!"
Then, it was Chipotle's robot. "Hola, neighbor!" Chipotle's adult robot said, with a very clear voice. "I am here for the party!"
"I don't think so!" The guard said, quickly knocking on the suit. "Nice try, kid!"
"Oh COME ON!" Chipotle said. "This was a good disguise!"
"Yeah right! A baby could see right through this!" The bear then clobbered on the suit, and started attacking it, while Chipotle was screaming inside the robot.
Now the gang was walking towards the giant tower building to where the party was being held, even with Lily slowly walking on her legs and Poof floating.
"Now that step one has been completed, step two has begun!" Lincoln said.
"Now, try not to get distracted guys!" Manny said inside the suit.
"I promise, I will focus my eyes on…OH MY GOSH, A WATER SLIDE! OH MY GOSH, A GIANT ICE CREAM SANDWICH! OH MY GOSH, TABLES!"
"Frida!"
"Sorry, no more…oh my gosh, a ROOT BEER POOL!" Frida yelled inside the trenchcoat, as the crew passed by it, as Frida tried to burst out of the coat.
"No distractions Frida!" Manny said. "Though that is pretty AWESOME!" Now, Manny tried to go to the pool, but Sheen stopped in motion.
"Hey! I'm the legs here, and I say, carry on!"
"Aw!" The two groaned.
"Quit your complaining! For I am the dominant parts of the human!"
"You know, legs don't talk." Manny said.
"Hey! My fourth uncle once had talking legs!" Sheen said. "And you'll never guess where he is now!"
"The cuckoo shack?" Frida responded.
"…Maybe that wasn't a good example." Sheen responded. However, at that moment, the three bumped into Puma Loca, now in a bathing suit.
"Hey, watch where you're walking, stupido!"
"Grandp-I mean, sorry stranger!" Manny said in a fake voice, continuing to walk away.
Loco continued to flirt with girls. "Anyways ladies, how'd you like a ride in my armor…Manny boy?!"
"I hope Neutron gets here sooner with the others." Timmy said. "Who knows how many of these Clusters are in there?"
The crew finally reached the door of where the party was at. Frida's eyes widened through the trenchcoat. The music was blaring, as many people were on the dancefloor, as a giant disco ball was on the roof, while on the left and right were dining tables, with the buffet on the left.
"This party is awesome!" Frida said. "Is that…a GIANT CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?!" Inside the fountain on the far left, a few adults, and couples were swimming inside the fountain like fish, including Cosmo, who teleported himself to the fountain, and now at the moment, was drowning.
"AHH! I don't really mind drowning in here! Ahhh!" Cosmo screamed somehow both terrified and happily.
"FORGET THIS! FRIDA WANT FOUNTAIN!" Frida tried to burst out the trench coat.
"Frida! We have to do the…" One partygoer just saw what happened. "Um..it's a heart condition?" Manny responded, as they continued walking.
"MUST! SWIM! IN! CHOCOLATE!" Frida screamed, as Manny tried to hold Frida back.
"Now where are these Clusters at?" Timmy asked.
"We better check upstairs." Sam said. "But first, shouldn't we evacuate everyone in this building?" Sam asked. "Once we find these guys, there's clearly going to be more than just a simple fire fight on our hands…especially from me!" She cocked her gun under her black robe, having Danny on her mind again.
"Ooh, can we stay down here?!" Frida said. "So we can swim in the choc…I mean, evacuate all these poor citizens of Miracle City?"
"Fine, you guys stay here and do your thing, as for the rest of us, let's go chop up some bugs." Timmy said, as the others headed towards the upstairs door.
"CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!" Frida yelled.
"Frida, no! We're gonna get caught!" Manny said.
"I DON'T CARE! I WILL NOT. BE DENIED. CHOCOLATE!" Frida was not flying in mid-air towards the fountain. However, she stopped in mid-position, and yes, she was just frozen in the air, when she spotted two adult figures on the right of her. Frida gasped as she saw her father and White Pantera on the far right of her. Then, she immediately sped all the way back to the coat, and yes, she was still in-mid air.
"Manny! Our dads are here!" Frida squeaked, shivering in the coat. "We're going to be grounded for life if they catch us!"
"Nothing to worry about! It's a large room, how can they possibly notice us?!"
Manny then bumped into White Pantera. "Sorry, mister! Didn't see you there!" White Pantera said, as Manny was thrown off-course by how his father arrived over where Manny was so fast. Why did he have to use the Boots of Truth now?, Manny thought to himself.
"Say, you look awfully familiar!" White Pantera said.
"Oh really?!" Manny said in a deep voice, as he started sweating up a storm. "I probably just have one of those faces!"
"It's almost as if you resembled by son trying to disguise himself to get into this party, and disobey my orders!" Manny gulped, still sweating.
"Ah, so many people have that face!" WP laughed at this, while slapping the trench coat's back.
"OW!" Frida said.
"Was that your back?"
"No, it was me! Ow!" Manny said with a squeaky voice, which WP quickly shrugged off.
"Come on, new comrade! Let's feast together!" WP said, dragging Manny to the table.
"On second thought, I got to go!"
"Nonsense comrade, it's a fiesta! Don't stress and have fun!" WP continued dragging Manny in the back, as he was still dripping with sweat.
"Hey! Stop getting your sweat on me!" Sheen said out loud.
"Shut up, legs!" Frida said.
"Um, was that your legs?"
"No, it was me! Just throwing my voice!"
"From your feet? That's impressive!" the two continued walking.
"Matame!" Manny said to himself. Meanwhile, Manny and Poof were playing in the chocolate fountain, while still in their adult clothes.
TO BE CONTINUED...
