''Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly.''
Megatron stopped in his tracks. No…No it CAN'T BE! Megatron started giving mental breakdowns within the very first line.
''WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you.''
''Megan! How dare you bring back this horrible thing called Tobuscus!?''
''Monsters smell fear.
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, make a
SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway.
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away.
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks.'' Oh no, it was already spreading… Half his crew was already dancing, without even thinking about it.
''But my house is on fire.'' Poor Tim Tim.
''Shhh.
Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim,
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!'' It was getting to him, how long could he last? Megatron tried to plug his ears, but it didn't block it out all the way!
''SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket.
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath.
SAFETY WATER!
First one's on the house.
Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house.
Ha ha ha, yeah.
Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches.
No!
So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks.
I don't have 500 bucks!
Oh, that's fine. I'll bill your parents.
NO!
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night.
My parents are gonna kill me.'' Oh thank Primus it ended. Megatron stalked the halls, looking for the four culprits who reintroduced the disease. Sometimes, he wondered why he even put up with them. Only sometimes though…
I'm on a roll! Here, have some more Tobuscus :3