Bash At The Beach
Annoying Ass Friend 1
Inspired by DashieXP
Cassie was sitting at home when she heard knocks on the door. She opens it and sees Tanya.
"Hey, girl...
Tanya just shoves her out of the way. She sits down. Cassie just annoys here while she's reading her MKX Comic.
"The other day, I was at the mall, right? I went to a salon and was getting my nails done. I looked at my nails and I'm like "Bitch, I said I wanted, pink not yellow!"
"I haven't slept in like 6 months."
"I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 5 seconds."
"I injected Windex in my bloodstream... I don't feel so good."
"One of my friends set me up on a blind date. Come to find out the fool was really blind."
Cassie was running towards and tries to somersault... "Blitzy!" ...but lands on her ass. Tanya is still focused on the comics.
"I went to the Matrix last night. Morbius is ugly as fuck. I knew I should've taken the blue pill."
"I had to dump my last boyfriend. His dick was too small!"
"Some bitch the other day tried to step up to me. I'm like "Bitch, I'm like a broken Xbox, I don't play no games!"
Cassie is in her room, singing "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus.
"So I was roller-blading last week, and I saw this dude jump with his skateboard and lands on his nuts on the rail..."
Tanya interrupts her.
"Cassie, Cassie... the reason why I'm here is because you have a match against Asuka Kazama in a couple of days in Miami, Florida. See you there."
Tanya gets up and leaves.
"Huh?... alrighty then... I think I annoyed her."
What was your first clue, Cassie?