All right, here's the first of the deleted scenes! This is the extended version of the beginning of chapter 13, with my brother's...textual antics. I didn't include this in the actual chapter in the end, but I saved it specifically for this. Enjoy!
Chapter 13
H. R. Bobness: Alright, here's Ron Weasley singing " "!
(Music doesn't start playing)
Ron: …………………………………………………………(Starts dancing) …………………………………………………………………………
Sylar: And I thought me singing was embarrassing.
Ron: (Starts acting like he's screaming into the microphone) ………………… ……………………………………………………………………………………………
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(Stops dancing and pretending to sing and starts tapping his foot while he
stares at left stage)
Ron: (Starts pretending to sing again) ………………………………………………
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H. R. Bobness: (Sneaks out of room)
Ron: ………………………………………………………………………………………
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(Makes Karate chop hands and starts Karate choping) ……………………………
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H. R. Bobness: (Yells from back room) Ron! Do you think you could sing this one?!
Ron: ………………………………………………………………………………………
……………………………… What is it?! ………………………………………………
H. R. Bobness: Choose YES or NO!
Ron: Okay! It'll definitely be better than this!
H. R. Bobness: Okay! (Whispers) Now… which one?
Ron: ……………………………………………………………… Why isn't the music starting?!
H. R. Bobness: I haven't chosen a song yet!
Ron: ……………You're going to pay for this! ………………………………
H. R. Bobness: Aha! I found it! (Grabs a microphone that someone left in the back room) And now here's Ronald Weasley singing "I Am What I Am" by the Jonas brothers!
Ron: I am what I am
I can't help myself
And if you don't like it
Get with somebody else
I'll never change my ways
It's not a phase
This is how it is
And this is how it's gonna stay
H. R. Bobness: Wow… He is good at this song considering that it's a song that's designed for three people! And, no, Fred and George, You may not go up there with him.
Fred and George: We weren't thinking that.
H. R. Bobness: I know that you two were thinking that since the artists are the Jonas Brothers that you two could go up there, since you're his brothers.
Fred and George: We weren't thinking that. Siriusly.
Ron: Because I am what I am
I know what I'm not
I'm not the type of guy
Who doesn't know when he's got it
And I won't back down
Won't come around
Sayin' that I'll change
'Cause that's not how it's goin' down
Nathan: I thought he was going to be horrible at this… (Faints)
Ron: I am what I am
What can I say?
I'm gonna be this real
Right up until my dying day
Because that's how it goes
Head to my toes
And if it doesn't show
Well I just have to let you know
Harry: (Stares at stage with eyes wide open)
Ron: Because I can't turn back
I'm right on track
And if you think you know
Well, then you better check your facts
'Cause I know
Wherever I go
I know where I stand
I am what I am
I am what I am
Ms. Lockhart: Hold on! Stop the music!
(Record scratch sound is heard, even though they're using iTunes to play the music.)
Ms. Lockhart: (runs back into the room) Sorry about that, guys. I had to deal with the Volturi. Apparently, Sylar smells appetizing to them. (shrugs)
Sylar: (looks uncomfortable)
Ms. Lockhart: Wait, what's going on in here? (looks at Ron onstage) What did he make you sing? You know what? Never mind.
Harry: Yeah, I don't think you want to know.