Chapter 25: Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island
The day after the finale, the campers were all hanging out at Playa des Losers before going home. Heather was sitting in the shade, admiring her oversized check. "I worked so hard and went through so much during the last eight weeks... but it sure was worth it." Tyler ran by and threw a Frisbee over to Cody. "Alright, no more challenges or alliances. We can finally just hang!" He threw the Frisbee back and fell over into the pool. Meanwhile, Katie and Sadie were dancing near Justin, who was posing. "As soon as I get home I'm signing up with three modeling agencies", he told them. "One for my face, one for my body, and uh, one for my knees." Sadie sighed. "You do have great knees."
Confession Cam: Katie and Sadie
"It's so great to be able to just chill out and not worry about competing for once!" "Seriously! It gives us more time to admire Justin without distractions!" "Sooo yummy!"
Owen, Izzy and Eva were having a marshmallow eating contest while Geoff watched. "Come on, Izz, you can do it!" "Ninety five!", she yelled. She tossed a marshmallow up and caught it in her mouth. Then, she drank a soda and crushed the can against her head. Owen and Geoff cheered. "Woohoo!" Owen bowed down. "You are a marshmallow goddess!" Eva put down her tray of treats and sighed. "Thirty seven's not bad, Eva", Izzy told her. "Besides, with a little practice you'll be burping like-" She interrupted herself with a giant belch, which sent a wave through the pool. Geoff gasped and hugged her. "I think I'm in love with you", he said. Izzy responded by escaping his grip and running off to throw up on the barbeque grill. "Eww, that was gross. Okay, who wants some hotdogs?" She picked up a plate of them and carried it over to the others.
Confession Cam: Geoff
"Dude, that chick is radical. She can chow down, throw up and come back for more, burp like a champ, and can do that crazy snake dance. I wanna party with her for the rest of my life."
Over on the other side of the pool, Leshawna walked by Harold, who started flexing. "Hi, Leshawna." "Hey there, string bean. What's up, you been working out?" Harold smiled. "You like?" "Eh, needs some work. Try lifting that chair." He lifted it over his head, then fell over with the chair landing on top of him. Leshawna laughed. "Man, you crack me up, Harold." Harold laughed, then started coughing. "Um, can you get this thing off my chest?"
Confession Cam: Harold
"Yeah, Leshawna and I are pretty tight. I'm pretty sure we'll hook up after the show's over, maybe move in together when we're like thirty... I'd have to ask my mom first, but I'm sure it'd be alright. Maybe she'd let us have the basement. That'd be cool."
Leshawna walked over to Trent and Gwen, who spoke up. "I think the best thing about being in this stupid game was meeting the two of you." Trent smiled. "I feel the same way." "No doubt", Leshawna said. "I can't wait for you to meet my buds back home", Gwen said. She pulled out some photos. "This is Marilyn, Pixie Corpse, and Reaper." Meanwhile, Cody threw the Frisbee to Tyler again. It hit him in the chin and he fell into the pool. DJ ran over, pulled his shirt off and jumped in to save him, but he started drowning too and Tyler had to save him. Over at the other side of the pool, Lindsay got a phone message. "Aww, look! Maggie, Bri and Heidi are planning a giant welcome home party for me!" "Lucky!", Beth said. "And Outta Sync will be there!" The girls squealed.
With Leshawna gone, Harold decided to talk to Noah, who was trying to ignore him and pretending to kill himself. "And that's why beavers shouldn't be considered part of the vermin family", Harold said. "Their skeletal structures are like totally different from rats. I mean, just look at their teeth. I can loan you my journal where I've made a bunch of drawings of beavers and rats if you promise not to get food on it and stuff." "No thanks, I'm good", Noah said. He walked away, but Harold followed him past Izzy and Geoff making out in the hot tub. She went to turn the bubbles on, then turned around smirking and lunged at him. "Ow, my eye!" "Oh, sorry! Let Izzy make it all better..." She pulled his head down and kissed his eye.
Courtney walked by Duncan, who was dancing oddly. "Eww, Stop that!" "Why are you so uptight all the time? The season's over, just chill out." "I'm over this stupid show, now that I've lost. Now it's back to business at home. I gotta study for my LSATs and work on my class president campaign." "Whoa, hello downer. Come on, relax, it's almost over. I thought you'd be happy." "I AM HAPPY!" The campers all stopped and stared at her. Then, Chris appeared.
He walked up carrying a suitcase. Chef followed him, went over to Heather and yanked her check away. "Hey, what are you doing!" Chris walked to the pool and put his suitcase down. "Hello, campers!" "Ah, that's ex campers to you", Duncan said. Heather walked up scowling. "Hey, I asked a question. What are you doing with my check!" Chris proceeded to ignore her and keep talking. "Congratulations to our winner. Heather, you played hard, went from mean girl to pigtail wearing Katie/Sadie wannabe and used your alliance to get to the winner's circle. You beat every other person on this island and your pockets will soon be stuffed with cold hard cash." Katie and Sadie applauded. "But what I'm about to offer you may change all that." Chef picked up the suitcase and raised it over his head where everyone could see. "Inside this suitcase is one MILLION dollars! We had our interns make a cardboard check of this awesome new prize." On the far side of the island, a crew raised the check up so that it blocked most of the sunlight and pushed it over to the pool. "We went through a LOT of cardboard to make this!"
Heather stared at the giant check, and Chris patted her shoulder. "Heather my dear, this million dollars could be yours. All you have to do is figure out where we're about to hide it and bring it to the dock of shame before anyone else does." Gwen stood up and walked over to him. "You're telling us that we all have a chance to a million dollars?" "Yup. So, what do you say, Heather? Will you settle for a hundred G's, or... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" Heather looked from the small check to the big check, then back again, then to the other campers. "Okay... I pick... the million!" Chris smiled and Chef tore the smaller check in half. "That's the spirit, Heather. Throughout the day, I'll give you all hints from the loudspeakers just to make sure you're not completely lost."
Confession Cam: Courtney
"Okay... this just got interesting again."
"Alright campers, the ultimate million dollar challenge starts... now!" Heather took off running. "Katie, Sadie, let's go!" The other campers walked up to Chris, glaring. "Let me get this straight", Gwen said. "After messing with our heads for an entire summer, you expect us to start running around the island like idiots all over again?" "That's right", Chris said. "But how do we know you didn't stuff that suitcase with bricks or somethin'?", Leshawna asked. "You don't." Noah started walking away. "I'd love to play another round of 'humiliate the teens', but I've got a buffet to eat." Eva threw a tomato at Chris. "You suck, McLean!" "Alright, suit yourselves. I'm sure Heather will be happy to have no competition while she makes the easiest million dollars in TV history." The campers sighed. "Fine!" "Fine!" "Yeah, right!" After another minute of standing around with eyes narrowed and arms crossed, the campers all ran off to find the suitcase. Sadly, they all crashed into a pile. "Hey, I've got an idea", Beth said, "let's work together as a team! We can split the prize twenty two ways and share it!" The others ignored her and tried to get out of the pile.
Courtney got out first and pulled Duncan free. "Okay, let's go get that million dollars!" Duncan smiled. "Yes, sir!" Harold got free and went up to them. "Can I come too?" "No, you'll slow us down. Come on, Duncan!"
Confession Cam: Duncan
"Courtney may be annoying sometimes, but I've gotta say, I like assertive chicks. Maybe I can convince her I'm nice again..."
Meanwhile, the other campers split into groups. Owen, Cody, Tyler and DJ formed a guys group, Bridgette went with Noah and Eva, Ezekiel joined Beth and Lindsay, Izzy and Geoff started making out, Leshawna went off with Trent and Gwen, and Justin and Harold joined forces. "This is great!", Harold said. "With my brains and your body, the other campers are going down!" "Yeah, sounds good." They and the others ran around, looking for the case for a while, then Chris turned on the intercom. "Okay, this is pathetic, campers! It's been two hours now and no one has even come close to finding the suitcase! So, here's your first clue: it's just hanging around." Noah sighed and looked at a nearby tree. "How many square hectares is this island again? It's hopeless." "Just keep looking. You wanna win, or not?" Bridgette ran up between them. "Okay, take it easy, Eva. Remember your anger management skills." Eva rolled her eyes. "Yeah, whatever." Noah smiled. "Thanks." Then, Izzy swung by on a vine, screaming like Tarzan. "Hey, I think I see it!" Courtney and Duncan ran up, chasing her. "She sees the suitcase! We can't let her have it!" Izzy swung by again and Courtney grabbed the vine. "Hey, get your own!", Izzy yelled. "Yeah, go Courtney!", Duncan cheered. They crashed into a tree.
Meanwhile, Lindsay was looking at her phone and talking to Beth. "Ooh, I just saw this pretty dress online! Look!" "Can I get one, too?" "Oh gosh, no." "Um, isn't that-" Beth shushed Ezekiel. "Give us a little girl time here." They kept walking, and Ezekiel followed. Then, Geoff and Izzy ran up and started making out under the case. Nearby, Katie and Sadie were talking while Heather looked for the case. "Oh, and then there was that time you went into the boys' bathroom by mistake, and totally froze up!" "Oh my gosh, I'll never forget that!" "And I had to totally come in and drag you out..." "It was the first time I'd ever seen a urinal." Heather sighed. "Girls, can you stop chatting and start helping me? We've got a million dollars to find!"
Over by a cave, Justin and Harold ran into Gwen and her friends. "Hey", Justin said. "Hey", the girls replied in unison. "So, uh, what areas have you guys searched through?" "We covered the whole western edge of the island." "Oh, and we combed the beach area too, so don't tire those beautiful legs of yours walkin' over there." "Thanks!" He and Harold walked away toward the east. Trent facepalmed. "What! Did you just give away all our secret information to Justin?" "Uh-huh..." "Just checking. Geez, Gwen..."
Confession Cam: Trent
"What is it with that guy? How does he get that kind of reaction from Gwen without even taking his shirt off? And... who else can do that?"
Then, the guys' group found the case. "There it is, right there in the tree!", DJ said. The guys cheered and Tyler climbed up to get it. "You the man!" "Go for it!" "Yeah, Tyler!" But, he fell down. "Almost had it..." He tried again, with the same result. "Okay, third time's the charm!" He was right, and Owen caught the case on its way down. "Yeah, we did it! Woohoo!" Heather, Katie and Sadie saw this from a nearby bush. Sadie gasped. "They got the case! What do we do now?" "This is not over yet", Heather said. She pulled the girls down into the bush. "Are you up for a little burglary action?" They nodded. "Alright, follow my lead." They crawled over toward the guys, who were still celebrating finding the case. Owen laughed. "Dock of shame, here we come!" He started walking, but DJ stopped him. "What?" "Why should you carry it?" "What difference does it make?", Tyler asked. "Chris did say that the first person on the dock with the case wins", Cody answered. DJ nodded. "No offense, but who says you won't take off with the money?" "Okay, then you carry it." "What if HE ditches us and makes a run for it?", Cody asked. They kept arguing about this for a while, and ended it by tying themselves together. Heather laughed. "Those poor guys know nothing about alliances. It's all about trust. Right girls?" "Right!" Soon after, Owen had to go to the bathroom, and the guys dropped the case so they could plug their noses. Heather crept up and snatched the suitcase. "Okay, now let's move." They were heading for the dock by the time the guys realized the case was missing.
Meanwhile, Gwen and her friends were running through the forest. "Okay, I think we should double back and head that way." "Nuh-uh, we covered that entire area, I say we keep going." Over by the river, Heather and her team ran into Lindsay, Beth and Ezekiel. Heather glared at them. "Girls." Beth glared back. "Hello, Heather. I see you've got our case. I suggest you hand it over." Heather smirked. "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?" "Zeke, get her!" "But my mom says I can't hit girls!" "Forget what your parents taught you for a minute!" He groaned and lunged at Heather, wrestling her to the ground and pulling the case away. "Lindsay, catch!" He threw it and she caught it. "Oh my gosh, I'm gonna be rich! Well, richer, but still!"
From the other side of the river, Duncan launched a fishing hook at the case, caught the handle and reeled it in. "Come on, Duncan, put some muscle into it! Spin that reel!" "Can it, princess, I'm reeling as fast as I can!" He got the case, but an alligator appeared and ate it. "Hey, that thing just took our briefcase!" "What are alligators doing in Muskoka!" "Don't just stand there, go get it!" Duncan jumped into the water and found the gator. He grabbed its nostrils and pulled its jaws open, wrestled it for a while, and punched it until it spat the case out. Courtney caught it. "Oh, you did it!" She hugged Duncan. "My hero!" Duncan smirked. "Ah, I've had tougher girlfriends than him. And uglier." He started walking, then fell over and grabbed his ankle. "Ah, dangit! I think I sprained this thing!" "Duncan, are you okay?" "I-I don't think I can walk on it... you're gonna have to help me..." Courtney walked up and patted his head. "Look, Duncan. You're a sorta decent guy, and I appreciate what you've done for me. But, I can't let you hold me back. Sorry!" She walked off. "Wait, you're leaving me here? I just wrestled an alligator for you!" "I know, but opportunities like this don't just fall out of trees!" Suddenly, Izzy did, right on top of her. The case flew up, then landed in Izzy's hands. "Wow, that was good luck. Hey Geoffie, look what I found!" She ran off with him toward the dock.
After a minute, Courtney got up, rubbing her head. "Oh... which way did they go?" "Oh, I dunno, honey, let me think about it." "We're gonna party like rock stars!", Geoff yelled. "Hey, get back here!", Courtney yelled. "No one is stealing the money that I stole!" Heather and her alliance buddies ran by. "Except for us!", she yelled. "That cash is mine!" "Don't you mean ours?", Katie asked. "Yeah, sure!" The four girls chased Geoff and Izzy for a while, but lost them. "Whew, that was close", Geoff said. "Let's keep running!" "I'm thinking of changing my name", Izzy said. "To Kaleidoscope. Isn't that pretty? You can call me E-Scope for short!" Then, they ran into Justin and Harold. Geoff waved. "Yo, Harold! What's up, dude?" "Nothing much. Just need to get that suitcase. Justin, if you could persuade them?" Geoff gasped. "Izzy, don't look him in the eyes!" Justin smiled. "Give me the case." "Back off, really hot guy!" "I didn't wanna have to do this, but you leave me no choice." He pulled his shirt off, and Izzy started staring. "Oh my gosh... he's so beautiful..." Harold sneaked up and stole the case, then took off running. "Justin, that's enough! Come on!", he yelled. He did so.
Confession Cam: Justin
"If there's three things I know, it's how to pose, how to apply skin care products, and how to charm people. This may just be the easiest million bucks I've ever made."
After a few seconds, Izzy snapped out of it and looked around. "What happened? Where's the case?" "You just handed it over to Justin and Harold", Geoff answered. Then, Chris turned on the intercom. "Attention campers, the case is now somewhere beautiful, and headed towards camp." In another part of the woods, Eva yelled at Noah, "Come on, run faster!" He gasped for air and tried to speed up. "Forgot my 'roids at the gym." Eva growled, walked up to him and picked him up, then started running again. "Okay, now we can go faster. Bridgette, where are we going?" "I think we need to find Justin. He was over by the cave earlier, let's head that way!" "Yeah! When we find him, we'll crush his skull!" "A little too far", Noah said. "Sorry." Back to Geoff and Izzy, who were now at the top of the cliff. "Can you see them?", Geoff asked. "No, but I'll keep looking... hey, what was that!" She turned around and knocked Geoff off the cliff. "Oh, it was just a hot air balloon. My mistake, Geoff. ...Geoff?" Over in that hot air balloon, Courtney was laughing maniacally and scanning the camp below. "Now we'll see who's the boss around here..." On the ground below, Heather spotted Courtney. "No way! She has a hot air balloon! Okay girls, double time! Our alliance can't lose to her!" Katie nodded. "Yes ma'am!" "Do you think we'll be friends after this is all over?", Sadie asked. Heather smiled. "Definitely."
Confession Cam: Heather
"You know... I never liked being mean all the time. I learned to stand up for myself and take charge when I was little. I guess I learned it a little too well, being mean became a habit of mine. When I first got here, everybody hated me. Going back to being nice is working out really well. I'm glad I did it. But anyone who thinks that makes me weak is gonna get their tongues ripped out, you got that?"
Elsewhere in the woods, Justin and Harold ran into the guys' group. "I think you have something that belongs to us", Owen said. "Oh yeah? Come and get it", Justin said. "We're not fallin' for your pretty boy games this time", DJ said. "Right, Owen?" "What? ...Oh, right!" Tyler glared at Justin and raised his fists. "Give us the case, or we'll mess you up!" "No." Cody pointed over to some bushes. "Look! The paparazzi!" Justin gasped, smiled and started posing. The guys charged him and Harold, knocking them over and taking the case. They ran to the top of the cliff. "Now what?" Then, a bear came up behind them. "Oh, crap..." The guys screamed and ran off the cliff, but Tyler caught the cliff's edge. They started screaming for help, the cliff's edge broke, and they fell and landed on Courtney's balloon. Owen's ankle got caught in a broken microphone thing. "Great David and Goliath, that hurts! I can't hold on much longer!" "Courtney, save us! Pull us up!" "Give me the case and I will", she said. "No way!" "Okay then." Courtney made the hot air balloon go higher, up past the cliff. DJ screamed. "You wouldn't let us fall to our deaths, right?" "Oh, yes I would! I don't even like you very much!" Cody whispered to the others. "Hey guys, I think we should offer to split it with her!" Tyler yelled "NEVER!" "Don't do it, I can save us!" Owen leaned up and somehow grabbed his ankle, then pulled the guys up by the balloon's basket. "Yeah, we're safe! And we're keepin' the case!" "We'll see about that!"
Courtney made the balloon go lower, hitting some trees and snagging a bear on some rope. The guys screamed and the bear started climbing toward them. Meanwhile, Geoff and Izzy were walking toward the dock. "I'm so sorry I knocked you off the cliff..." "No worries, it was a pretty soft rock... Say, did you hear something?" They kept walking and saw a baby moose. Izzy sighed. "Aww, it's so cute! But, it can't reach the branch..." Geoff smiled, walked up to the tree and lowered it for the moose. "Hey, little fella", he said. Izzy ran up to hug him, but pushed him over instead. "Oh, sorry!" He landed on the baby moose, which landed near a larger moose. "Oh, this totally isn't what it looks like!", he told the moose.
Confession Cam: Geoff
"Izzy is really amazing. She's so sweet and pretty and a total party animal. I'm afraid she's gonna accidentally kill me by the end of the day."
Geoff and Izzy ran from the moose, with Geoff screaming. "Ooh, this reminds me of my trip to Spain!", Izzy said. Then, they heard the intercom again. "The case is almost at the campgrounds! Get your butts in gear, people, it's a million big ones!" Trent and Gwen started running, with Leshawna behind them. "Come on, guys, let's move it!" "There has got to be a faster way to get there", she said. Suddenly, Chef drove up on an ATV. "Hey, any of you punks seen a hot air balloon fly by? Courtney took it from one of our cameramen." "Courtney has a hot air balloon? She's totally gonna win!" Leshawna picked up a branch and whacked Chef. He fell over on the ground. "She may have a balloon, but we've got this baby! Hop in!"
Geoff and Izzy ran by Heather, Sadie and Katie. "RUN!", they yelled. "From what?", Katie asked. The girls turned and saw the moose charging at them, and bolted. Meanwhile, Courtney's hot air balloon reached camp. The guys were trying to get into the basket while Owen fended off the bear with the case. They succeeded, and Heather started choking Cody. "G-guys, help!" Courtney glared at the others. "Give it to me! I got us into the campgrounds, it's mine!" "No way, sister!" "Try to take that case, and I'll mess you up!" "Guys? Maybe we can make an arrangement-" "NO!" Justin and Harold got to the beach and looked up. "Is that a hot air balloon?" "They've got the case! And a... bear..." Then, Leshawna, Gwen and Trent got to camp. They spotted Heather and her friends running toward the cabins. "Yo, Heather! This is for all the times you mistreated us earlier in the season!" Gwen and Trent jumped off and she floored the gas pedal and drove at Heather, who ran toward the dock. The four girls went into the lake. "She's crazy!", Heather said. "Totally!"
"Attention campers! The case is still in play! Don't give up now!", Chris announced. The campers running from the moose ignored him. Izzy yelled, "Geoff! The pool ladder! Come on!" She and Geoff climbed it. Duncan walked up and yelled "What're you guys doing up there?" They pointed at the moose. "Oh no..." Duncan ran screaming to the mess hall, got a stuffed moose head, and ran back out. Courtney saw this and cheered. "Go, Duncan, go!" "I'm comin' for you next, sweetheart!", he yelled. Then, the hot air balloon flew up to the diving board Geoff and Izzy were on. The guys jumped off, leaving the case with Courtney. "Ha! I'll call you from my hot tub phone at my new mansion in-" She turned and saw the bear standing behind her, screamed, and jumped. She landed on the diving board and the others tried to take the case away. Leshawna went up next. "I am not letting it get away from me again!" She climbed the ladder, followed by Heather, Katie and Sadie. "Neither are we!" They tried to get the case, but it fell and landed outside the communal washroom.
Lindsay came out, talking to Beth and Ezekiel. "And I was like yes, you can wear pink with red, and she was like no you can't... wow, that's a pretty case. Anyways, so-" "It's the case!" She picked it up and smiled, but then looked up to see a plane. Harold and Justin jumped out of it, and the plane crashed into the diving board, almost knocking it over. Justin landed by the girls and Zeke. "Wow, you can fly!" "Ah, Lindsay. Can I please have the case?" She handed it to him, and he winked at her. She sighed. Then, Eva, Noah and Bridgette ran up. "Not so fast, pretty boy!", Bridgette said. Eva growled at him and lifted Noah over her head. "You'd better hand it over! I've got a nerd, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Justin laughed. "Oh yeah? So do I." Harold did a martial arts pose and Eva threw Noah at him. Then, she tackled Justin to the ground and Bridgette took the case. "Way to, Eva!" She started running, but fell over and the case went flying. Trent and Gwen came up, running toward it, and Beth, Ezekiel and Lindsay followed them. Then, the diving board finally collapsed. Everything went crazy, with people and a bear and a moose going all over the place. It ended when the case and fourteen campers all landed in the lake.
A shark ate the case. Leshawna yelled "Great! Now what!" Chris walked up to them. "So, you lost the case. Way to go. I didn't wanna have to do this, but since none of the fourteen of you officially won, you all officially tie. Which means that you will all have another shot at winning the million dollars!" The campers cheered. "In season two!" The campers groaned. "Did you just say season two?", Leshawna asked. "Uh-uh. No way", Heather said. "I am not coming back here." "Season two? Season two! I'm gonna be so much more famous than I thought! I hope I have a chance to get my roots done first", Lindsay said. "Oh, forget this. I didn't agree to season two", Duncan shouted. Chris smirked. "Actually, you did. It's called the fine print. Read it, live it, love it!" Gwen sighed. "I HATE the fine print." The other eight campers walked up to the dock. "As for you guys, your treasure hunt ends here, along with all your hopes of ever winning any money off of being on this show. The good news, though, you'll be watching all the action on season two from the sidelines!" Courtney walked up to him. "Wait a minute, I wanna be on season two!" "Oh zip it, you lost fair and square." Courtney growled and glared at him.
"So, congratulations to Cody, Eva, Gwen, Trent, Lindsay, Heather, Izzy, Geoff, DJ, Harold, Bridgette, Duncan, Leshawna and Owen", Chris said. The lucky campers cheered. "In exactly three days, you will all report to a brand new location for a whole new challenge. And, the last one standing will receive one million dollars! So, viewers, don't forget to tune in for Total Drama Action!"
