Before we go on to Part Four, here is a mini-episode... And it's a Song Chapter! :D You know what that means?!
Fanatic: Extreme evacuation is amust?
Darn right! RUN!
Disclaimer: We don't own any characters, just ourselves; and we don't own the original song, 'There's A Party in Agrabah' of which we are parodying (be afraid, be very afraid).
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We open to the front of the House of Mouse, and before the reader even has time to blink, the song begins! Yeah, rush-job, but DEAL WITH IT!
WG: (pops up in front of reader, giving them a heart attack) ~There's a party at the House of Mouse
There's excitement in the air!
Everyones coming from near and far
'Cause Kim and Ron are finally gonna tie the knot!~
Fanatic: (Pops up next to WG, pulling her aside) ~There's a party here at the House of Mouse
Every toon will be there!
So if you're an Author or a Reader
Time to prep it up!~
Tracker: (puts tuxedo on Fanatic) ~You mustn't wear an outfit that's ragged
A ripped up shirt just won't do~
FF2: (throws a tuxedo on WG as well) ~No jeans with holes or blood stains
We've got to bring out the best in you!~
~Scene Change to the Authors Entering the Club, where Colin and Sailor Andromeda are decorating~
Colin: (putting up streamers) ~There's a party here at the House of Mouse
And we're going to make the place awesome!~
Androm3da: (randomly throwing decorative mints and confetti on all the tables... and sprinkling some on Donald) ~If you want to see us trash the place
Don't worry- the time will come!~
Fanatic: ~Kim and Ron are getting married, and it's about time too
It'll be an event to remember forever~
WG: ~So if you want to see, well come and see!
See all the things we're gonna do!~
FF2 (with Colin and Sailor in background): ~You've seen us handling action!
(Augh!)
And a bit of humor too
(Ha ha!)~
Tracker: ~Well none of them compare to this big hit
The food will be sweet, the dance floor will be dented!~
All the Authors: ~There's a party here at the House of Mouse
And it's going to be one heck of a show!
If a goof-up could've made this step
So can some Authors, just feast your eyes and watch! (unleash weapons, but when they pull the triggers, decorations explode out)
And now we'll take you to the stage!
Where the celebration will take place
Without any Slash Fans or Hater Drones around
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!
Oh there's a party at the HOUSE OF MOUSE!~
The song took a pause... while on the stage, Mickey gave the authors a confused look. "Um, guys? You know the wedding isn't until NEXT WEEK, right?" he asked.
"DON'T CARE!" WG exclaimed.
All the Authors: (with full emotion) ~THERE'S A PARTY AT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE!~
(end song)
"Oh, brother..." Donald groaned, face-palming.
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A/N: Yeah, I know I cut out a chunk of the song, but no worries-Part Four shall be epic!
Please review... for those of you who didn't die from reading the bad lyrics and hearing me sing. ...As for the flamers, YOU HAD IT COMING!