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Chapter 25 800 Lies

Clahador stared at the malicious smiling Shiro. "You are pirates as well, so you should understand that you are scum." Clahador tried to provoke the others. Shiro only narrowed his eyes at him. "Pirates are savages and use violence whenever they are enraged. You are all probably trying to get close to Ojousama for the money..." He finished. "Are you finished?" Roger asked darkly. "THE FACT THAT YOU ARE PIRATES IS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KICK YOU OUT OF HERE." Clahador shouted. Usopp shuddered in Rogers and Luffys grip. "Please. Stop that now." Kaya said. "Clahador...isn't a bad person.." She cried in her hands. "He's just concerned about me... that's why he's a little extreme.." She finished her speech. "Get the hell out of here! Savages like you are not welcome here! I'll let you off this time, but I warn you...don't come here again!" Clahador shouted harshly much to the shock of Kaya.

"Fine... I understand... I'll leave even without you telling me to!" Usopp said, hiding his face. "I'll never come back here again!" He shouted while going away. "...Captain...!" The three boys said. "Usopp-san.." Kaya clutched her chest. "You Bastard! Captain is not that kind of person!", "Yeah! Stupid!", "Baaaka!" The boys were shouting at Clahador. Shiro watched this in silence. Luffy and Roger glanced at each other. Zoro and Nami were busy grabbing the kids to stop them from extracting revenge on Clahador. "All of you, get the hell out of here now!" Clahador shouted back at them.

~A while later -mansion-~

Kaya was coughing heavily while she sat in her bed with a pillow clutched to her. Someone was knocking on the door. "Ojou-sama, it's lunch time." Clahador said. "I don't want it!" Kaya said vehemently. "I don't want to eat... it doesn't taste good!" She continued. "Don't say that, the chef is gonna get mad! He tried hard to come up with some food suited for your health, Ojou-sama." scolded Clahador. "Why did you have to say it like that?" Kaya asked. "I know I kept it from you, secretly talking to Usopp-san, is my fault... but you shouldn't have chased him away like that..." Kaya explained sadly. "Not to mention one was an invited guest..." she mumbled under her breath. Clahador loocked constipated.

"May I sit?" He asked. "Please." Kaya answered. "I've been in this house... for three years now. I can never forget what happened that day...three years ago, I was working on a ship, because of a small mistake, I was fired... Afterwards, I got lost wandering and ended up in this village. I didn't have money, and didn't know what to do, but your dad took me in...if he hadn't done that, I would be dead now. To me, your late parents were my saviors and you... are my saviors' daughter... I know interfering with you making friends... is none of this lowly servant's business...but that Usopp guy...He has a bad reputation in the village..." At this point Clahador was shaking.

"If...if anything happened to you... I would feel like I had BETRAYED your parents!" He shouted. Kaya looked at him thoughtfully. "I know that what I said before was a little extreme... do you hate me because of it?" Clahador asked. "...No, I don't hate you... I should thank you for taking care of me, but you misunderstood him, Usopp-san is not a bad person at all!" Kaya argued. "That doesn't matter." Clahador said, pretending to be deaf. "You...Why won't you listen to my explanation!?" Kaya shouted. "So what if I don't listen!?" Clahador shouted back.

~Somewhere in the village~

"Where's Luffy, Roger and Shiro?" Nami asked. "Two of those guys went chasing that Captain! The other went back to the mansion." Two of the kids answered. "The captain must be there!" One said. "Yes! At the shore. Everytime something happens, he always goes there!" The other added. "Going to check it out?" They asked. "Nah.. they will be alright..." Zoro stated. "Hey, where's your other buddy?" Nami asked. "Oh! Tamanegi, right?" One of the boys clarified. "He often suddenly disappears!", "Yeah! And makes tons of noise when he shows up!" The boys commented on their missing member.

"Waaaaaah Waaaaaah! THIS IS BAD! Waaaaah Waaaaah!" Tamanegi shouted. "Bad News! Haaah! Huf Huf! There's a man that's...backwards!" He shouted. "There's a weird guy, he walks backwards!" Tamanegi stated. "Liar!" was the resounding accusation of the two boys. "It's true! Look!" Tamanegi said, pointing at a figure. The mentioned figure was walking backwards towards them. "Hey! Who said I'm a weird guy?" the weird guy in black said. He was wearing a normal hat and has heartshaped sunglasses. "I don't look weird at all!" He protested. "Yes you are! Any way I look at it, you look weird!" Nami argued.

"Shut up! I'm just a hypnotist passing by..." The weirdo said. "Hypnotist? Wow!", "Can you show us your skills?", "Yeah! Show us!" The peanut gallery, eh I mean the three boys demanded. "What?!" The hypnotist replied. "Idiots! You guys don't even understand what a hypnotist is! This is our first meeting, No way I'm showing you my Hypnotism!" The Hypnotist said while getting out a round object and swinging it in front of the three boys. "Ok! You guys stare at this!" The hypnotist instructed. "I'll say "One, Two, Jango" and you will all fall asleep! Let's start! Ooone..." Jango started. "Two..." He continued.

"Jango." He said and all four of them were asleep. "Hey! What the hell is he doing?" Zoro asked annoyed at the sleeping hypnotist.

~In the mansion with Kaya~

"Hello, Lady Kaya." Shiro said as he stepped out of a shadowed corner. Kaya was suprised. "What are you doing here? Clahador threw you all out." Kaya said looking out of the window. "Kaya, I was invited to tea and I came at a later time to have it with you, I even did the tea myself wont we talk a bit." Shiro stated, dropping four sugar cubs in his tea cup. Kaya looked at him incredulous. "Clahador will throw you out." She stated sadly. "He isn't here at the moment and wont be for some time. So let's talk. How about I start? Luffy, Roger and I knew each other since some time ago, when we safed him from a uncivilized band of montain bandits, through Luffy we got to know a certain pirate crew, one member in particular would interest you to know because..."

~At the shore with Usopp~

Usopp sat under the tree, staring out at the ocean. "Hi!" Luffy said, coming suddenly into his vision field and scaring the hell out of him. "There you are!" Roger said, suddenly besides him. "It's you! Why can't you guys be more normal?!" Usopp shouted at them. "Your dad..." Luffy started. "Is Yasopp, right?" Roger ended. Usopp was staring at them completly speechless. "How did you guys know that?" He finally managed to ask. "I've known him since I was a kid!" Luffy stated grinning fondly. "Shiro and I knew him since we met Luffy." Roger commented.

"Really? You know my dad?" Usopp asked incredulous. "You look just like him... no wonder we thought you looked familiar... Shiro, Roger and I just realized that a moment ago." Luffy answered. "Where is he now?" Usopp asked excited. "Dunno, but I'm pretty sure he is on Shanks the Red-Haired's ship! Yasopp is one of my favorite pirates in that crew!" Roger and Luffy replied, grinning broadly. "Really? So he is on that Red-Haired...Shanks' ship, huh?" Usopp mused. For a moment there was peace. "Shanks The Red-Haired!?" Usopp suddenly shouted, eyes bugging out. "Why? You know Shanks?" Luffy replied. Roger hit his forhead. "Of course! He is a great pirate! Is my dad really on that great ship?" Usopp asked. "Great...? Yeah! His shooting skill is the best, Yasopp never misses anything within his range.

~In memory~

"Wow! Amazing!" A young Luffy commented. "Of course! Even if it's between the eyes of an ant, I can still shoot it!" Yasopp said proudly. A smirking Shiro was watching them and commented quitly to a smiling Roger. "Of course you would still need to find a bullet small enough..." With that the both of them roared with laughter.

Yasopp was drunk. "Luffy, I have a son... he's just about your age..." He started thumbing Luffy on the head. "I know, you've told me a hindred times already!" Luffy commented. "I'm gonna tell it... so you have to listen to it no matter how many times!" Yasopp said forcefully. "Ah! Yes Yes...!" Luffy shouted the answer. "I HAD TO FORCE MYSELF TO LEAVE HIM! THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON BECAUSE THE PIRATE FLAG WAS CALLING ME!" Yasopp shouted outloud.

~Present~

"Yasopp was a really popular pirate!" Roger commented fondly. "Is that really true? To tell you the truth, even through he left me for the sea, I'm always proud of my dad! But that bastard Clahador looked down on him, He looked down on my PRIDE!" Usopp stated. "Come to think about it Shiro doesn't like him at all and I don't like him too." Roger said. "I don't really like him at all!" Luffy agreed. "Are you giving up seeing that Ojousama?" Roger asked. "Dunno, maybe if that butler apologizes, and begs me, then I'll consider!" Usopp stated. "That butler?" Luffy asked pointing down to the beach. "Yeah! That butler...WHY IS HE HERE?" Usopp shouted.

~Down at the beach~

"Jango, I told you not to draw attention of the villagers, why did you sleep in the middle of the street?" Clahador said disapprovingly. "How can I attract any attention? It's not like I look weird or something!" Jango commented.

~With Luffy~

"There's a weirdlooking guy with him..." Luffy commented. "I've never seen him before, who is he?" Usopp said. Rogers eyes were narrowed.

~Beach~

"So..are you all prepared for it?" Clahador asked, setting his glasses right. "Of course! We can start operation "Assassinate Ojousama" any time!" Jango answered confidently.

~Shore~

*What!? Assassinate!?* was all three's thought process

~At the mansion~

"...so you see, that is why it isn't wise to do something like that." Shiro finished. Kaya looked stubborn. "I see. I can't convince you so I'll take my leave.." Shiro said sighing. "Oh, and Ojou-chan, don't trust your little neko-butler that much." With that he vanished.

Shiro: So I was talking to Kaya?

Roger: You just read that! *rolling his eyes*

Luffy: Why are we even talking about Yasopp?

I: It's the storyline...*shruggs*

Shiro: Ooochay...

I: Review.

Shiro: Please or the author will do unspeakable things to us!

I: Did that just remind you of Harry Potter, too?

Luffy: I wasn't listening. What?

Roger: Leave it be. Reviews will be most appreciated.

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