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"… and that's why strawberries are red instead of pink or blue or whatever."
Jellal simply stared at beautiful red haired girlfriend as they lay together on the couch. For the last hour she had been going on and on and on about why strawberries were red and delicious instead of some other color red and… well, not delicious.
It had all started when I bought home a new type of cake from the bakery across the street. Today, when he was on his way home from the guild, he stopped at the bakery- like he always did- to pick up a slice of cake for Erza. But today, the baker was had a new flavor of cake that he was going to deliver to his most dedicated customer. It was a white chocolate cake with rainbow strawberries on top. It was delicious in Jellal's opinion, not to mention pleasing to the eye. But when he bought the cake home, Erza immediately went into an angry rant about why the strawberries were discolored.
"STRAWBERRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RED, JELLAL!" she screamed, "how dare you bring this atrocity into my house- you will pay severely for this!"
"Erza- the baker made this cake especially for you!" The blue haired man pleaded, "I did try it and it is very good- wont you try it Erza?" Jellal held up a plate with a slice of cake on it.
The red haired woman eyes the food suspiciously, but none the less picked up the fork the put a bite of cake into her mouth. Chewing slowly as her eyes narrowed at the cake before her before snatching the plate forking another scoop past her throat as she continued to glare at the cake in her hands.
That was how the couple ended up in the situation they were in: Jellal listening to Erza explain why the strawberry had to be red. He had sat and listened dutifully, but as she continued through her speech, he found himself becoming increasingly confused about exactly what she was going on about.
But he wouldn't ruin her rhythm by asking questions. That was a punishment he had no intention of receiving.