Merry Christmas!! Even if most of the world seems to have already passed it. Maybe my clock is behind?

Christmas

Seeing Kaito in a dress wasn't all that strange. The boy enjoyed cross-dressing on many occasions and Shinichi had a knack for picking him out of the crowd.

What was strange, however, was that Kaito wasn't in the guise of some girl. No, he was still Kuroba Kaito according to all experiences…except that he was wearing a dress. A slim red and white dress with little bits of fluff on all the cuffs. With a matching Santa hat as well.

Suffice it to say that Shinichi was extremely disturbed. This was certainly not what he had expected when Kaito invited him to his house for Christmas.

"Is this what you do in your free time?" He asked, eyebrow cocked as his eyes traced his boyfriend's figure, noting that, while the dress was indeed odd to see him in without a disguise, it wasn't entirely bad, per say. In fact, it was kind of nice in a way. It certainly helped to leave little to the imagination as far as Kaito's body was concerned. And he certainly didn't mind that.

"Sometimes." Kaito hummed, twirling around to face him. "Do you think it makes me look fat?"

Shinichi blanked. "No. Just…no. Please, spare me from that accursed question."

Kaito laughed at Shinichi's dramatics. "I'm Mrs. Clause. Sort of. Except for the male part, anyway. What do you think?"

"I think…that when they say that Christmas is a time for couples, this is not at all what they mean. I also think that there's no way in hell you're going to get me into a matching costume, so don't even bother trying."

"Aw, c'mon Shin-chan. It'll be fun. Besides, if you don't want the Mr. Clause outfit, I can always put you in this one." He ran his hands over nonexistent curves, sliding them over his hips. "I'll certainly enjoy it if you do."

Shinichi blushed. "I…what about going out somewhere? You know, major date spots, that museum you wanted to visit, anything like that?"

Kaito stalked forward, grin threatening to split his face. "We have all day, Shin-chan. Besides, you know I'm at my prime at night. We can go out later. For now…Mom's out of the house, visiting relatives, and you know you'll enjoy it if you'll let yourself."

"But – your mom could be home at any time. Or your friends could stop by. Or…" His excuses fell short when Kaito had him pinned against the wall completely, mouth quite suddenly occupied with other, far more entertaining uses than talking.