(Revolution by Pennywise plays)
The show starts live from the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey. The fireworks explode as the fans cheer as the CASZ show begins.
"Hi there, folks!" greeted Bumblebee. "I'm Bumblebee, and i'm along with the New Frontiersman Chief-In-Editor, Hector Godfrey!"
"At last! The blue-haired burgher freak is gone for good!" cheered Hector.
"Yes, folks, we heard that Hikage Miyakawa won a lottery the same night that Crossfire ocurred, so she's taking a trip to Chile for vacation." explained Bumblebee, regarding Hikage Miyakawa's abscence.
"By the other hand we have a few matches tonight!" said Hector.
"First, we have Chikane and Himeko squaring off against Gwizdo and D'Eon de Beaumont, the Full Blooded French!" announced Bumblebee.
"Later on, we have the first ever... Iron Fist Match Division!" added Hector. "I'm just eager to see who will be, Omega Red's mysterious victim?"
(No Chance by Dope)
The members of the High Order are walking down as Jean looks all smiles, despite the fact that he lost against Edward Elric. However, they're accompanied by Red-Dust as well, who's now showing his own version of the CASZ World Championship... a red-shining one. Elicura sits down on the ropes as Jean slowly enters into the ring, while Dave, Eek, Red-Dust, Marcelot, and Commisioner Mizue Hamazaka enter into the ring as Jean takes a microphone of his own.
Jean stares at the crowd, which boos him relentlessly and a few chants of 'ASSHOLE' mixed with few 'WE WANT EDWARD!' chants, Jean leans the microphone, however, the crowd rains more boos than before.
"Let the chairman speak, by crying out loud!" demaned Hector.
"Let them say whatever they want, Hector." adviced Bumblebee. "They're in their right."
After a few minutes, Jean finally leans to the microphone.
"Last night... we found our new hero to our cause..." said Jean. "It's Red-Dust!" he announced proudly as he waves his arm and opens his hand to Red-Dust, who raises his own CASZ World Championship, the crowd boos them as they chant 'COPYCAT'
"Didn't he get Red-Dust as their hero the episode after Brawlapalooza?" asked Bumblebee in annoyance.
"Ssssshhh!" hushed Hector, then to reply. "He's introducing him now... as he deserves!"
"Red-Dust defeated Hooligan in the infamous Dome of Hell! He proved that he's no paper champion, he's the image of what CASZ aims to be! He showed that water moron that he's the greatest CASZ World Champion! He has done a big favour for us, the High Order! He teached us that we're... the side of the winners!" announced Jean. The crowd boos him.
"Because of that, i've awarded Red-Dust his own version of the CASZ World Championship belt! added Jean as Red-Dust took a microphone of his own.
"Thank you, Mr. K!" said Red-Dust in a very effeminate fashion. "I won't let you down, i'll show all these guys in the back, that i'll become a legend that my name will be carved in stone, and all the boys and girls, men and women, dogs and cats, Pokemon and Digimon, will be remember the name of..." Red-Dust halted before breathing a la Goldust. "Red...DUST!"
"Well, in another news... the next PPV... is a good idea that i had for a very long time ago... and i wanted to unveil it, it's a very great proposal to let other companies to showcase their talents, la creme de la creme... it's NOT one wrestler who will become the greatest in the world... NOT even two who will become a great tag team in the Fiction Wrestling Multiverse... BUT A TRIO OF SUPERSTARS OF DIVAS THAT WILL BECOME... THE KAISER OF TRIOS!"
The crowd cheers upon hearing that.
"The Kaiser of What?!" asked Hector puzzled.
"It's a tournament inspired by Chikara! We're going to see many wrestlers from other companies in the Fiction Wrestling Multiverse!" cheered Bumblebee.
"WHAT?! Other companies!" roared Hector in anger. "No way! That's not fair! I'm not going to accept it!"
"Yes sir! Various teams of three of many companies are going to compete during three days and only one team will become the Kaiser of Trios!" proclaimed Jean in pride while the crowd cheered. "However, not everything was smiles last night at Crossfire..." groaned Jean, much to the delight of the crowd who cheered even more than he speaked of the Kaiser of Trios Tournament. "Last night, it was supposed to be a great night for me... it was supposed to the best night of my life... but it wasn't... I WAS SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT THAT STUPID BLONDE ALCHEMIST!"
The crowd cheered as their heard that Edward Elric defeat Jean at Crossfire. The crowd chants... 'YOU DESERVE IT!'
"Yes! He was asking it! He deserved that beating for Cybertron!" cheered Bumblebee.
"You're a sick individual, Bumblebee!" complained Hector. "I feel bad for Jean, everything was going well until that Self-Proclaimed Deadman came in and he had to ruin it all!"
"The main reason of that shameful defeat was because of a new CASZ superstar, and that superstar in question is Ganta Igarashi." explained Jean. "I remember that i ensued a warning to every CASZ Superstar that if anyone would interfere on behalf of Edward Elric would be fired on the spot." he said while the crowd cheered even more. "Now, i could have fired Ganta Igarashi, i could have told him to return to Deadman Wonderland to fight back that Wretched Egg! But i couldn't... and there's a reason of it... a clause on his contract, this clause doesn't allow me to fire Ganta during the first three months of his CASZ contract."
The crowd cheered, much to the changrin of the CASZ Chairman.
"What's wrong with you people! You're a bunch of filthy masochist animals, who do nothing nothing else than enjoying my suffering!" groaned Jean while his face went redish. "It's like my life was something of a reality show you can laugh at!"
"Well, Jean, don't say that you didn't ask for it." said Bumblebee.
"Stop it, you Autobot!" protested Hector. "It's not good for Jean's health!"
"Ganta, just as you signed that contract to become one of my superstars, you have also signed with your own blood your death warrant! From tonight, i'll make your life the double of miserable just it was when you entered into Deadman Wonderland!" warned Jean in anger. "As for The House of Izumi, i have a few things stored for them later! and Edward, i hope you have the instestinal fortitude to wrestle tonight, because i have something for you. I won't tolerate any alliance with that shorty alchemist!" ranted Jean in anger as the crowd chanted 'YOU SUCK!'. Jean collected himself before regaining his breath. "As a third and final announcement... i want to congratulate... Chile... for once again qualifying for another World Cup!"
"Ok, i accept the fact that Jean has much love for his country, but this is really necessary?" asked Bumblebee.
"Let him speak good of his country, Bumblebee." responded Hector. "He's on his right! Damnit!"
"As a way to honor my country... i've created the CASZ Chilean Championship!" he announced as a female model walked with the belt elegantly raising it "This title, represents what every single superstar can aspire to... and obviously, Edward Elric does not fit in!" he proclaimed as the crowd booed him. "Next week, a 4-Way Battle for a CASZ Chilean Championship will take place, and it will be unified with Rorschach's CASZ's Olympic Championship!" he announced as the crowd booed him even more, after hearing that Rorschach's title would be unified.
"No! Rorschach is not going to like this at all! He's going to hunt down Jean like the visceral dog that he is!" protested Bumblebee.
"Come on! Jean's doing to the right thing! That masked freako deserves it for reading the New Frontiersman! You know what i've always said! Better dead than red!" responded Hector.
(Commercial Break)
(Robot Rock by Daft Punk plays)
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall" announced Onpu Segawa in her Ojamajo Doremi 16 appearance. "Introducing first... from Little France, Hastings, New York... Gwizdo and D'Eon de Beaumont... The Full Blooded French!"
The crowd booed loudly at Gwizdo and D'Eon, who waved the French flags in front an angry crowd, who only chants 'U-S-A!'
"This crowd is livid at these two! After they defeated the team of Asterix, Obelix and Lian-Chu, Gwizdo and D'Eon are the one and only Full Blooded French!" said Bumblebee.
"They have defeated that wannabe samurai, the short man and the fat boar-eater! They deserve it for questioning Gwizdo and D'Eon!" boasted Hector. "They'll take out those lesbian priestesses in no time!"
(Resublimity by Kotoko plays)
"And their opponents... from Mahoroba, Japan... Chikane Himemiya and Himeko Kurusugawa!"
Chikane and Himeko come out making a sexy pose, like they were to kiss while the lights turn to pink. The crowd receives the lesbian mikos with a mixed response, both with cheers and boos in an equal balance.
"These two girls shocked the world with their debut at Crossfire." narrated Bumblebee.
"Nobody will ever hear from those girls after Gwizdo and D'Eon beat them down!" said Hector in pride.
The match begins with Gwizdo smirking a Chikane, and tries to handshake but the only thing that he gets is a slap from Chikane, Gwizdo retains his smirk but then he changes it in anger and punches Chikane, who quickly strikes back and throws him against the turnbuckle and gives him several blows at his face, she then throws Gwizdo to the other corner of the ring with an irish whip and attacks him with a Clothesline, but Gwizdo dodges Chikane and tries to a School Boy with help of the ropes 1...2... the ref sees what Gwizdo is doing and admonishes him! Chikane does an Uppercut on Gwizdo and then she does a Vertical Suplex! Chikane covers Gwizdo 1...2... Gwizdo breaks the pin! Chikane gets on her knees and tags Himeko, who enters and stomps on Gwizdo, before doing a raking Gwizdo's eyes with her boot! She does an Elbow Drop on Gwizdo, she then does another one, then another one, then another... Gwizdo dodges it and tags in D'Eon as the latter enters and stares at Himeko, who doesn't seem to be intimidated, D'Eon tries to touch her butt, Himeko responds with a punch to D'Eon's face and she throws D'Eon against the ropes with an irish whip and receives him with a Dropkick! She quickly covers D'Eon 1...2... D'Eon breaks the pin!
"Damn it! Those lesbian mikos... this can't be more difficult!" groaned Hector.
"Beauty and power in the form of this beatiful yuri pairing!" proclaimed Bumblebee.
D'Eon pokes Himeko's eyes as he does a Camel Clutch on her, Himeko quickly puts her feet on the lower rope, but Gwizdo rushes and does an elbow in the appron and over Himeko's ankles! The ref sees it and admonishes Gwizdo for doing it. This gives D'Eon the chance to stomp on Himeko's groin. Himeko groans in pain as she rolls out to the ring, and D'Eon rushes to the ropes and tries to do a Somersault over Himeko, but suprisingly Himeko receives him and does a Scoop Slam over the ground of the ringside! Himeko throws D'Eon back into the ringside and throws him against the ropes as she gets prepared for the Sun Blast, but Gwizdo does a Small Pack 1...2...2.8!
Gwizdo does a Clothesline on Himeko and rubs her eyes with his glove, but the ref admonishes him to stop it. Gwizdo does a Samoan Drop on Himeko and covers her looking at Chikane and taunting her at the same time. Chikane tries to enter into the ring but the ref restrains her, so Gwizdo seizes the chance to tag D'Eon, who enters and chokes Himeko with his boot without the referee looking at him, then he stops as he grabs Himeko and beats her several times. Then he grabs her the neck and puts her against the ropes and does a Chop straight on her chest! He then does another one! And then another one! And another one! D'Eon then does a Irish whip on the ropes, expecting to do a Back Body Drop, but Himeko kicks him straight on his face. She then grabs D'Eon and does the Sun Blast! Himeko covers D'Eon 1...2... Gwizdo interrupts the count by attacking Himeko, then Chikane enters and cleans house by throwing Gwizdo out of the ring, then Chikane and Himeko set their sights on D'Eon and do the Lunisolar Eclipse! Himeko covers D'Eon 1...2...3!
"Here your winners... Chikane Himemiya and Himeko Kurusugawa!" announced Onpu.
"Why?! Why?! Why these lesbians had to come out? Gwizdo and D'Eon had this match in the palm of his hand!" complained Hector.
"They tried to cheat, Hector." explained Bumblebee. "They tried to win at expense of everything that what the rules stand against."
Chikane and Himeko raise their arms in victory as they embrace and kiss each other in fron the audience as the lights turn pink and then many flashes come out of the crowd. Fanboys and fangirls scream in fascination as most of them take photos.
(Backstage)
The Tri-Zeta Newtypes are walking down through backstage as the crowd cheers up. Kamille is looking in determination as he's talking with Judau.
"Well, Judau, it's our chance now, we must find that coward barbarian and that purple cat and challenge them for the Tag Team Championship!" said Kamille while cracking his fists.
"That's great Kamille, but you have in mind that Dave and Eek will recurr to everything that means to them 'keeping' their belts, one way or another!" responded Judau.
"I know, i have something for them, just i case they try to incurr into cheating, i tought it quickly. We're newtypes after all." said Kamille.
"You mean..."
Both are interrupted by Dave and Eek, The Morality System, who stand up in their way.
"You guys think, that you're going to take those belts out of us?" said Dave in a challenging tone, only to turn in sarcasm. "Yeah, you could defeat us!".
Dave laughted a bit, and then...
"No way! These titles do belong to us!" boasted Dave as he hanged his belt on his left shoulder and tapped it.
"Especially if we received a challenge from a blue-haired girl like you!" said Eek while glaring at Kamille, who already is feeling the urge of attacking Eek for a calling him a 'girl' on purpose.
"Kamille, calm down." suggested Judau as he tapped Kamille's back, but Kamille ignored him as he walked as he was about to punch Dave straight the face, but then he calmed down, and looked at him straight into his eyes.
"Let's fight tonight." said Kamille. "If i defeat you, me and Judau will not only get a shot for those titles at the next PPV after Kaiser of Trios... we will also choose the type of match that we would like to fight in for the titles."
Dave looked straight at Kamille in silence, like if the time stood still.
"We accept." responded Dave as he and Eek walked away. "But don't bother in challenging us again if you lose!"
Judau looked dumbstruck at Kamille who only looked at him and gave a thumbs up.
(Commercial Break)
Many fiction wrestling companies...
One tournament!
It will be no one...
It won't be two...
It will be... THREE...
The Kaiser of Trios!
Coming soon on PPV!
Yeah, i'm starting to take on Forcewalker's wrestling fic format. Also, i'm taking off Haruhi of the CASZ. Why? Because i'm not longer interested at her, at least a wrestler or a manager as i used to, combined with the fact that i don't even know what to do with her.
Also, Hikage won't appear on CASZ, however, she'll return, i've sent her to CASZ's Development Territory, so, in the meantime, Bumblebee and Hector will keep working as the announcer team.
Anyway, R&R!