Author's Notes: Because my PC has to get repaired I will not be able to upload any chapters soon. I dunno how long it will take, but probably a couple of weeks. I'm sorry :(

Chapter Twenty-four: Stalker

Mission: Get Nida in Zell's Bed started. I didn't see much of Seifer that weekend and I had to suppress the feeling of jealousy when I thought of him meeting with Nida. Thus I chose to keep Zell company on Saturday so we could both wait for the guys we wanted to screw together. We hung out at his house, playing some video games and entertaining his mother with our enthusiasm. She had made me call her Ma Dincht within the first two minutes and she was a lovely person. AND she had cookies.

On Sunday I had just stepped out of the shower when my cell phone rang. The caller-ID told me it was Seifer. My heart jumped in joy.

"Hey sweetheart." I chirped when picking up. He laughed his ass off.

"Did you miss me THIS much?" He chuckled. In the background I could hear people talking and laughing. Where was he?

"Yeah, actually I did." I confessed, earning a happy noise. "Don't go inflate your ego. So what's up and where are you?"

"I'm calling to make you grab the chicken wuss and get your damn hot, sexy, and fuckable –"

"Seifer…"

" – ass over to your favorite ice cream parlor –"

"How do you know what my favorite ice cream parlor is? Stalker."

" – so you can meet Nida and me there and we can fuck while they're talking. Sounds like a plan?"

"Sounds like one of my wet dreams. We'll be there in an hour. See you there." I hung up, grabbed some random clothes and sprinted down the stairs while pulling the T-shirt over my head.

"Mom, dad, I'm out with Zell, Nida and Seifer." I announced while trying to put on my shoes and dialing Zell's number at the same time. It didn't work so I gave up on trying calling him.

"What's that, some kind of double date?" My mom's head appeared in the doorway of the kitchen where she was trying to bake a pie she had never tried before. She had flour on her nose.

"If we're lucky. Zell tries to hit on Nida and Seifer and I are helping. Wish me luck." With that I dashed out the door. I arrived at Zell's house fifteen minutes later, although it should have been at least twenty-five minutes. I didn't care and Zell would probably need some time to get ready so I had a good reason for driving much too fast. I rang his bell every ten seconds. When Ma Dincht opened the door, I apologized for being annoying, asked her permission to come in and told her to call Zell in one fluid sequence of words. I was impressed when she didn't do so much as blink before she opened the door wide and called for her son. She would be the perfect person to handle Selphie.

"Yo Squall, whatcha doing here?" Zell hopped down the stairs, wearing only shorts and no shirt. I would have started drooling at the sight of this very muscular chest if I hadn't been too preoccupied with using my mouth to explain the situation. At first he only stared at me, then he began to hyperventilate and finally he rushed up the stairs again to go get ready. I decided to join his mother in the kitchen where she cooked something that might be dinner. Or lunch. It was too early for dinner, but too late for lunch. So I guessed she might be preparing it for the evening. Zell's elder brother sat at the kitchen table and read some papers that looked a lot like college stuff to me. He looked up when I entered, grinned and turned back to read. Ma Dincht didn't say a word when she shoved a bowl with peas into my hand. She was humming some Lady GaGa song I didn't quite remember the name of. So I peeled peas for the next ten minutes before I heard Zell pound down the stairs. I excused myself, wished them a nice day and followed Zell to my car where he was already showing his impatience by shadow-boxing. I shook my head. Seifer always said he was swatting flies.

We arrived at my favorite ice cream parlor – "Paradiso", very imaginative – twenty minutes too early. Nevertheless, we didn't have to wait for the other two men, seeing as how they already occupied my favorite table at the far back of the parlor. It seemed like The Prick was also The Stalker.

"Hey, stalker-san, how long have you two been here? By the looks of it I'd say at least an hour and two thousand calories." I waved my arm in the general direction of the used dishes. And I was NOT jealous. Zell looked like he was about to faint. Thankfully Seifer refrained from cutting any snide remarks. I sat down next to Seifer who pulled me into a bone crushing hug.

"Puberty-boy, nice to see your ass around. Take a seat and get some ice cream, they've got a couple new flavors." I freed myself from his grip although I would have liked nothing better than to pull him down for a sloppy kiss.

"Fuck you, Almasy." I turned to Nida who was eyeing Zell with great interest. Zell on the other hand had sat down beside the black haired man and looked sick. "Hi Nida."

"Hey Squall." He grinned, then turned to Zell. "Hi Zell, great to see you around." Did I just imagine his voice getting husky? Zell managed his trademark toothy grin and began a conversation with his love interest. I exchanged looks with Seifer every time Nida leaned towards Zell a little more than necessary, dropped some hints or openly flirted with my friend. I guess Seifer had done a great job. I let my hand slip below the table to run it over Seifer's thigh. Seifer answered my touch by catching my hand and sliding my fingers beneath his waist band. I kept my face neutral and watched Nida eye-fuck Zell while stroking Seifer's cock under the table. Seifer on the other hand had problems fighting down his blush and keeping his breathing even.

I was distracted by some girls giggling and laughing loudly across the room. I turned around to see them looking straight at me and observing me giving Seifer a hand-job in the middle of an ice cream parlor. I chuckled. When Nida took Zell's hand to kiss it lightly, I saw our chance to be able to disappear for a while without either of them noticing. I excused us, saying we needed to go to the restroom. They didn't pay attention to us.

Seifer had my pants undone before we could even get to the nearest stall, pushing me against a wall when we had locked the door behind us and pressing his body against mine. I kissed him hungrily, trying to compensate for the last six days we hadn't had the time to fuck.

"How the heck did you get Nida to jump at Zell like that? He almost raped him." I breathed, pulling up his shirt to run my hands over smooth skin.

"He wanted to fuck me from the beginning 'cause he likes blonds. So I told him I'd get him Zell." I laughed while pulling down my pants.

"I guess Zell will have a hot night. Wanna sleep at my place?" He hummed in agreement and slipped his fingers into my ass. I moaned.