Warning: Crazy Tenten and Tobi.

I do not own Naruto nor the Gummy Bear Song.

Recap

"Have you had a enough Sasori?" Tayuya chuckles at her brother's red face.

"You should just say that you give up because your head might pop open."

"Ima man I'm not going to admit defeat to a girl!"

"You've been upside down for about two hours Sasori."

"Hn this is a piece of cake I do this all the time!"

"Yeah and then you scream for help cause you can't turn back over you weenie."

"I'm not a weenie!" Sasori squeaked out.

"D-Did you just squeak?"

"Noooooooo."

"I think you did just squeak."

"You should stop thinking before you hurt yourself….OW STOP HITTING ME WITH KAZE!"

"Wow you actually gave this one a cool name. I'm impressed."

"I hate youuuuuuu."

"That's nice."

End of Recap

"Zetsu is there any reason as to way you are looking at my dog like some type of snack?"

"He looks tasty." The green haired boy said while looking at the red orange dog.

"Un He's not a hot dog; I've told you that before." Kyuubi starts growling.

"Just a little bite?"

"No Zetsu."

"Oh come on!"

"No go eat a plant or something."

"…..but you don't have any plants."

"Yes so why don't you go home?"

"There's no food there."

"Why does Zetsu feel the need to eat Kyuubi Itachi?"

"Cause he's crazy Kisame. He likes trying out new things whether there food or not."

"Is that why he tried to bite you that one time?"

"Ugh let's forget about that."

"No can do that was freakin hilarious watching you run around screaming like a girl who just seen a mouse." Kisame starts laughing.

"Hey Deidara? Does your mom mind if I hit Kisame in the head with a shove and throw his body in the hole out in your backyard?" The blue haired boy stops laughing.

"Itachi I sometimes wonder if you have more problems than Zetsu."

"You wonder a lot of things Kisame and my sanity shouldn't be one of them."

"Itachi your insane not sane yeah."

"Oh whatever."

"Kiba I advise you never again speak of Naurto's ramen like that every again. You know that Ramen is God in Naruto's had half the students sent to the hospital because of you're foolish choice. So now your destiny will be filled with regret." Neji said as he cradled the bruise on his forehead.

"Hope you learn something in the hospital while you recover." Kiba was then load into the ambulance.

Sasuke watches as Naruto was dragged away as well kicking and screaming for his noodles and that they couldn't treat a Hokage such as himself like this, before being tossed into an ambulance truck as well.

"Sasuke go get my mommy and my lawyer! Quickly you useless dust mop!" Sasuke ignores the comments while waving at the screaming Naruto as the truck drove off.

"I guess he'll be spending his birthday in the Looney Bin. Poor poor Dobe…oh well life goes on…but wait he was my ticket from my Uncle. Aw fish poop!" Sasuke groans before running a hand down his face.

"Wow I didn't think anyone could suffer from that kind of wedgey. That was kind of awesome in its own little way." Tenten rubs the back of her head, grinning like mad.

"I didn't think Naruto was powerful enough to chuck a whole table of people."

"That was such a drag but at least we get to go home early." Shikamaru yawns before walking away.

"Uchiha next time warn somebody of Naurto's dangerous behavior instead of screaming like a girl and jumping in the janitors closest. You should be ashamed of yourself Uchiha Sasuke."

"Shut it Hyuuga! I did not scream like a girl! Plus the fangirls were after me so it was the girls screaming."

"Actually you kind of did Sasuke. We shall call you Sasuko, aw that's such a pretty name."

"No one asked you bun-headed mouse," Sasuke said folding his arms looking away from the brown haired girl.

"Oi! What did I tell you about calling me that? HUH SAUCY?" Tenten grabs the front of raven haired boy's shirt shaking him.

"MY NAME'S NOT SAUCY! STUPID MOUSE!"

"Shikamaru and Hinata what a nice day were having wouldn't you agree? Even the birds seem to be so calm." The lavender eyed boy watches the birds fly ignoring the noises happening behind him.

"Shikamaru s-shouldn't w-we help S-Sasuke-San, I don't think his spine is suppose to bend that w-way." Hinata flinches as Tenten hit Sasuke with her messenger bag cause him to fall backs into a bridge position.

"But it's a drag Hina-San. I don't want to get beat down as well, just let her smack him around until she gets tired." Shikamaru lies on the ground closing his eyes.

"B-But…Tenten-San p-please s-stop y-you r-really s-shouldn't d-do t-that!" Hinata runs over to stop the angered girl from trying to suffocate the Uchiha boy in her chest while crackling like a maniac.

"Come on let me kill him Hinata."

"B-But I c-can't."

"Fine." She drops Sasuke on the ground, she kicks him in the leg before walking off slapping Neji in the back of the head when he started tweeting like a little bird.

"Thanks Hinata."

"Y-your w-welcome, you r-really should b-be careful when around Tenten she d-didn't have her medicine t-this morning."

"Alright I think I'll go home now." The raven haired boy stood to his feet before walking home.

"Okay now to go s-save Neji." Hinata sighes queitly before walking toward the two brown haired people wrestling on the ground.

"Tayuya you have to stop torturing Sasori so much okay?" Kimimaro untied the rope that was around his brother. He was finally tired of Sasori screaming for help and decided to go help out the whining red head.

"But it's boring when I don't torture him." She watches as her brother does the happy dance. Kimimaro turns to say something to her, she stopped listening when she seen Sasori sticking his tongue out at her.

"Tayuya are you listening?" The sliver haired teen raises an eyebrow.

"…."

More taunting

"….."

More stupid faces.

"…."

Pointing and Laughing.

"….."

Blood Red Vision.

"Tayuya?"

"SASORI YOU'RE DEAD AS A YOUR BRAIN!" Tayuya dodges past Kimimaro chasing the red head into the bathroom. She closes and locks the door before advancing toward Sasori who in returned was trapped like a corned mouse.

"No where to run no huh?"

"N-now Tayuya you h-heard k-Kimimaro no hurting me."

"Ha you ruined your chances of survive!"

"KIMIMARO HELP SHE HAS A PENCIL! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE!"

"Hm I might as well go find the necessary tools to get the door open." Kimimaro walks out of the red head's room.

"STAY AWAY YOU MONSTER I GOT A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND I'M NOT AFAID TO USE IT. ARGH STOP IT!"

"There's nowhere to run Sori Sori."

"BACK! BACK I SAY YOU FIEND! !"

"Oh Tobi is a gummy bear! Yes he's a gummy bear! He's a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky gummy bear. Tobi is a jelly bear, cuz he's a gummy bear. Oh he's a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear! OH YEAH!"

"Half of the passengers on this flight has either left or just has a high tolerance of annoying people." Madara rubs his forehead.

"Three FREAKING hours of that same line of that stupid song. I shall sue who every thought it was a good idea to make such ignorance."

"Ne Dara you want to sing-a-long with Tobi huh huh do ya do ya huh huh?" he asked bouncing up and down in his seat.

"Tobi please calm don't your scaring the passengers on the plan-"Madara was cut off when his brother suddenly jumped up in his seat.

"HEY DOES EVERYBODY WANT TO SING WITH TOBI? COME ON TOBI WELL GIVE EACH OF YOU A BODY PART OF A GUMMY BEAR!"

"So much for seatbelts…Tobi they are not going to do it."

10 minutes later the kids and some teens on the plane were singing along with the hyper Uchiha driving the adults crazy.

"I'm sure we're going to get kicked of this plane as soon as it lands." Madara covers his ears preparing for the worse for the next two hours.

"Deidara you parrot go get your brother from the hospital." Kushina said as she kicked down the boy's door.

"But mom."

"No buts, it appears that the next door neighbor's son Kiba-Kun insulted Ramen in front of Naruto and he went crazy and put half the student body in the hospital. So now they think he's crazy."

"The twerp is crazy! Who actually believes in ninjas?" Deidara ignores Itachi when he raised his hand and the shout from his father that he believed in ninja's because they stole his socks.

"I want my baby back here by four Dei-Chan or you will have an very unhappy mommy okay?"

"Ugh yes mom."

"Good."

"Dude she has you lock and command!" Kisame starts laughing.

"Hey Itachi did you want to go through with that plan you talked about early?" The blond snarls at Kisame causing him to let out an unmanly 'Eep'.

"Sureeeeeeeeeeeee." Itachi wore a Cheshire grin on his face as he and Deidara advanced toward the laughing boy.

"You think that they'll kill him?"

"Probably so."

Zetsu sat watching the two pounced Kisame while talking to himself.

"Maybe while blonde is distracted I can eat the dog. Here doggy doggy doggy."

"So Kaku what are you going to do about pinky?"

"What?"

"She's looking up research for shadow demons, but I doubt she'll find what she's looking for."

"Why is that?"

"I destroyed all she needs to know because if the girl finds out the secrets then Sakura can destroy you."

"Hn as if she could, the girl is nothing but a mere puppet of my plans."

"Whatever just to make sure I sent my own puppet to keep an eye on her. After all we both want to kill one another so we can't let humans interfere."

"I'll kill you before any of that can even happen."

"Yeah sure, now if you excuse me I have things to take care of."

"Hey old man why are you dragging me along this stupid quest of finding something for mom again? This is the third time in under two hours and I don't like beign dragged with your smelly butt everywhere."

"Shut it brat."

"She's just going to throw it at your head like she did the other two presents you gave her early."

"…"

"And then you're going to cry like a weenie and drag me out the house again to get ANOTHER present for her to throw at you. Might as well buy her a bat so she can hit you with it." Juugo crosses his hands behind his head.

"You're very negative about things Juugo."

"Eh probably came from mom or something, can we go now? But cheeks are freezing and I don't mean the ones on my face either."

"Not my fault you choose not to wear a jacket."

"Well SOMEBODY poured water on me and I couldn't wear it."

"I wonder who the somebody is?"

"I wonder to." Juugo kicks his father in the leg before walking away leaving the man crying like a baby on the ground.

"I told him that I would get him back." An old people steps on Juugo's foot 'accidently'.

"Geeze old people these days!" For some unknown reason to the orange haired boy he felt that he was being glared at.

Little did he know the old ladies were plotting against him sitting at a table in the café drinking their little cups of tea, along with their little cakes. Play evil old lady theme song here. Faze one complete.

Kakuzu was drawing up plans on how to keep Hidan far away.

So far he tried everything in his powerful to keep his so called friend away from him.

"Ugh maybe I should just move underground or something."

"Sorry Kakuzu there are no underground houses here." His father said as he walked past his son.

"Dang it!" he balls up the paper tossing it with the others near the trash bin.

"I'll think of something even if I have to stay up all night!"

"You can't you have school tomorrow."

"Double darn it! Curse you father!"

"Curse you too."

"None of these books have the answers I'm looking for." Sakura said quietly to herself as she closed the book she was reading.

Sighing, she places all the books back before leaving the library.

"And here I thought books had all the answers."

"Sakura-Chan what are you doing out by yourself?" the pink haired girl looks over her shoulder noticing Mikura behind her.

"I was looking yup something at the library Mikura-San."

"Really about what?"

"Oh nothing I was bored."

"Does Kimimaro-Kun know you're out by yourself?" she shakes her head no.

"He was asleep when I left."

"Well let's get you back home." Both girls walked back to the Haruno household.

Man I hate school even more then I did last year. Too many projects and presentations interfering with my fan fiction time.

I started on this chapter the 12th last month and was off and on updating this all the way up to this point. I'll be back when I'm free of homework and projects. Hope you guys enjoyed the long chapter I worked my butt off on. Sorry for the mistakes. I was almost close to 3,000 words but sadly I ran out of ideas. Aw poopy.

review, I need it.

Bye bye~