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Chapter 20

Naruto sat near the edge of his bed contemplating the different strategies he could use in the chunin exams. He didn't want to show too much and still hasn't decided what to use for a focus point to stop the snake demons from finding his lair again. Tapping his chin he didn't make a single movement towards the two figures coming into his room. "Hey Hinata, Shino how was the mission?"

Hinata giggled and sashayed to the bed plopping down gracefully while Shino leaned against the wall removing his shades to see Naruto better. He spoke his voice growling deep. "We had to listen to a merchant brag about his daughter who was so beautiful that she could marry the Daimyo but when we saw her it was a great disappointment, she was a flawed specimen aggressive and greedy."

Hinata interrupted him. "You mean she was a spoiled bitch that wouldn't stop trying to get you to fuck her until she found out about your kikai bugs." She smiled as she said it

Shino shook his head ruefully."Hai Hinata she was but I see you didn't mention how the merchant kept trying to molest you and Kurenai sensei or the fact that Kiba and Akamaru nearly ruined their merchandise to make him stop."

She blushed but didn't deny it trying to change the subject she turned back to Naruto her eyes expectant "So Naru what about your mission I heard it went A rank."

Naruto shrugged "Turns out the old guy lied and had shinobi after him to cause of a fat shit by the name of Gato. We had to fight Zabuzza and his apprentice Haku until I convinced them to join us and we slaughtered Gato's men and stuff saving as country ya know the usual."

Shino looked at him incredulously "that can't have been it your leaving things out Naruto."

Naruto smiled flashing fang as he let his demon traits out his tails swishing in mirth. "Oh did I forget to tell you that the pink thing an emo were useless and got in my way or how he wanted to fuck me after he saw my real human form or the fact that I went through with my first heat with a really hot dragon demon before sending him and his partner to Mina and the rest to join their village?"

They both looked at him before laughing; Hinata let out her ears and tail relaxing more. "Hey Naru how come you haven't showed us the village yet we wanna meet your family too."

Shino nodded to show he wanted to go as well. Naruto had a confused expression on his face. "What I thought I already introduce you to everyone. Hmm oh well we can go over now I have to talk to lunair about something as well."

He got up and walked out of his room the other to half demons trailing behind him. He brought them to a portal they hadn't seen near to the kitchen. "Okay guys just to warn you know my mom an sister find people with furry appendages and cute faces huggable and stuff so if you get squealed at and hugged don't fight you usually pass out faster if you do."

They nodded and followed him through the portal. On the other side was the Minata's house. There near the door was Lunair, Kenshin, his new wife, Haku and Zabuzza. They turned as one and saw Naruto and his two companions. Before he could even say hello he was tackled by his mother who proceeded to hug and squeeze him along with his new relative. It was really hard to breathe and he got no help from his brother or friends as they stood to the side and laughed.

"Lunair you didn't tell me he was this cuddly and kenshin you lied to me he's way cuter than you described." Kenshin's wife, she looked like an arctic wolf demon. Her hair was a blue like ice with white highlights and a pair of stunning ice blue eyes. "Nice to meet you Naruto-kun I'm your new sister Shina kay."

Naruto would have nodded but he was currently pinned by two women and struggling to breathe. Hinata being nice coughed to get the women's attention "Ano…excuse me but your killing him he's already purple now."

Lunair and Shina looked down to notice that he was indeed a shade of light purple. Releasing him they helped him sit up and take deep breathes apologizing. Naruto shook his head laughing "I ...thought I'd at least get a warning or they'd get cuddled first."

He pointed to the two that the other's hadn't noticed one was a girl with long hair and a pair of panther like ears and tail the boy had a pair of wolf ears his head tilted to the side as if he was laughing but no emotion showed on his face. It took less than a second before they were both on the ground being rubbed and petted by the women of the house.

Naruto was laughing his ass off at their expressions as they tried to get out of the women's clutches which was impossible because of the tight hold they had on them. He coughed to catch their attention. "Now as much as I'd love to watch them suffer more where is Mina I want them to meet the whole family."

Lunair sighed and let go of Hinata giving her head one last stroke. "Mina's with her team on a mission they should be back in a couple of hours so if you want to stay you can introduce us properly then show them the town."

Naruto nodded "Okay Hinata, Shino this is my mother Lunair, her husband Shintaro Minato, their son Kenshin his wife Shina, Haku and Zabuzza Momochi. Guys this is Shino Aburame and Hinata Hyuuga."

They all nodded at each other and walked to the house discussing different topics and getting to know each other

Time skip one month (Two days before chunin exam)

(They still don't know what happened to Naruto he went back to wearing his glamour and no one on his team could prove it was there frustrating them XD)

Naruto walked down the main rode his hood blocking off the glares he was receiving from the villagers. He had been finalizing the plans to get a transfer to the village hidden in makai (Akuma village) he was pretty sure he could get him to agree but if he didn't he could quite as a ninja and be a civilian then none of the faggy farts on the council could touch him.

With that in mind he walked to where his team was meeting noticing that there was a square rock following him. He sighed turning to face the rock. "Konohomaru rocks are not square ya know."

Suddenly there was a loud explosion and out of the smoke came three coughing kids wearing hoodies like his. He laughed smiling inside of his hood as they made their introductions. First was the girl of the bunch she had orangish hair sticking from her hood "The hottest kunoichi in the academy Moegi". Next was the boy to the right he pushed up his glasses wiping his nose and said "The smartest kid in the academy Udon". Finally the leader of the group spoke up a scarf around his shoulders "And I am the greatest shinobi and future hokage Konohomaru and together we are…"

All together they shouted " The Konohomaru corps". Naruto had to stop himself from laughing knowing it would only make them mad. He spoke in a calm voice letting his true voice be heard by the youngsters "And how may I help you stylishly dressed young shinobi and konoichi?"

Konohomaru spoke up puffing out his chest. "We want you to train us boss."

Naruto tilted his head to the side thinking on how best to answer that. He smiled into the darkness of his hood. "Fine but you have to follow my instructions to the letter no arguing cause once you agree you belong to me got it."

The konohomaru corps discussed it for a while before they all turned back to him and said "Yes boss"

Naruto nodded smiling " Then I want you to do ten pranks without getting caught four of those must be on anbu level and this will help you with stealth and trap making skills you have three weeks If you are caught once begin again."

They nodded and ran to go plan there pranks. Naruto was laughing as he continued to stroll through the village to his favorite place. As the Ichiruka's came into view he felt a chill go down his spine. He glanced over his shoulder looking for whoever was staring at him. Finding no one he turned back to his teammates only to find that they both had their eyes fixed on him.

Ignoring their eyes he sat at the base of his favorite stool and closed his eyes. It didn't take more than ten seconds before the banshee thing began to scream at him. "Why did you ignore Sasuke-kun you loser you should have greeted us right Sasuke"

Sasuke turned from glaring at Naruto to stare at her before turning away with a 'Hn' and going back to looking at the kitsune wondering how he could get the damn hood off again.

Naruto ignored them an dosed opening the connection to Kyo and the others " Hey guys are you in the village yet?"

"No were coming into the gates right now so we should see you in about four hours near the gates kay."

"Okay but don't forget to lay low we don't want any fangirls right Ryu?"

"Hey why'd you have to bring me into this theyweren't even after me but Kai so there."

"Damn it Ryu I told you not to tell them that"

"Hmm did you I thought you said not to say anything and I ain't I'm thinkin it." You could here the grin in his voice from teasing Kai "Okay enough you two hurry up so we can play with Hina, an Shi-kun"

"Hai" They all signed off leaving Naruto alone in his head.

NAruto tuned back into the outside world when he heard Ayame come up to him asking for his order. "I'll have the large pork ramen, Mison Ramen, Shrimp Ramen, two orders of Seafood Ramen and an order of Ultra large Beef+Chicken Ramen thanks"

She nodded going back to give her father the order. Naruto looked up at the sky an wondered what the rest of the day would be like.

Yeah I'm ending it there till next time LATER DAYS