Chapter 25

Luke and Mara walked down the hall to their next class.

"What's that?" asked Mara, pointing to something on Luke's belt.

"Rick gave me a walkie-talkie. He says he'll call on me in an emergency," explained Luke. Suddenly, a voice came over the walkie-talkie.

"Sparrow, this is Blues Traveler. I'm on the inside getting some good stuff. I'm undercover as a supervisor for the teachers but I have to get out of this room. I need you to…"

"NO!" shouted Luke.

"Fine! I'll pay some other kid to do it. It really isn't that big of a deal. Blues Traveler out," the walkie-talkie fell silent.

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Rick was sitting in a full classroom in the middle of a lecture. He looked at the window anxiously. A kid poked his head up outside the window and looked at Rick. Rick nodded at him. The kid opened the window and screamed.

"PENIS!" he yelled for the whole academy to hear.

The teacher quickly looked towards the window and picked up a yardstick.

"NOT IN THIS CLASSROOM!" she walked over to the window and beat the kid repeatedly in the face. In the midst of the chaos, Rick slipped out the door to do further investigating.

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Obi Wan was walking around the halls. He started daydreaming about what he called the "Glory Days" when he was in his prime. A montage ran through his mind of him and Qui-Gon skipping through a meadow cutting federation droids in half with the song "We've Only Just Begun" playing in the background. Obi Wan's dream stopped when he ran into someone familiar.

"Oh! I'm terribly sorry. I am C-3P0, human-" Obi Wan cut him off.

"Threepio! It's been a while."

"Oh, Master Kenobi! I must say I'm happy to see you," replied Threepio.

"Hello, Artoo," said Obi Wan. The astro droid beeped happily at Obi Wan.

While the three talked, a man was crouched behind a pile of boxes, a blaster in hand.

"Okay, there's the old guy, now where's the green guy?" the man thought to himself.

Yoda walked in right on cue wearing nothing but a hand towel.

"Obi Wan, we're officially out of conditioner. I think we should-" a shot from a blaster flew over Yoda's head. He screamed in a high-pitched voice and leapt behind Obi Wan. Obi Wan looked over at the boxes.

"IT'S THE FOOT-SHOOTER!" he yelled. Obi Wan started running in the opposite direction.

"OH MY!" yelled Threepio. The man noticed him and shot him in the chest, separating him into six different pieces. Artoo shot out a net and scooped up the pieces. He started to follow Obi Wan.

"GET BACK HERE!" yelled the man. He chased after them.

Obi Wan, Yoda, Artoo and Threepio ended up on the landing dock.

"Artoo! Hotwire that starfighter!" yelled Obi Wan. Artoo quickly went to work.

"HE'S HERE!" yelled Obi Wan, pointing to the man, who now had a sadistic look on his face and was foaming at the mouth.

"I'll handle this," said Yoda, boldly. He reached for his lightsaber but he was only wearing a towel. He yanked the towel off to reveal a disturbing sight.

"AAAAAA! OH MY GOD! I – I 'M BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!" yelled the foot-shooter, rubbing his eyes.

"Yoda! Let's go!" yelled Obi Wan as Artoo beeped frantically.

Yoda fixed the towel and jumped in the ship. As they flew away, they saw Kamino security taking the criminal away.

"Oh, I guess there was no need for a daring escape," said Obi Wan, shrugging.

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Sorry for the short chapter, I've been really busy. And no Chiefs game goes unwatched in THIS house. R/R!