Hello my fans how are you. I bet your happy for another chapter, but alas you might be a little disappointing, mad or even sad in this chapter for what is to come in this chapter
Screaming Gophers: Owen, Gwen, Heather
Killer Bass: Naruto, Duncan
Last time on Total Drama Island
Flash back
Time skip Campfire
"Well it's been a grueling day campers. Frankly Chef and I are worn out. I hope you learned two valuable lessons. Fist always make sure your cabins are securely fastened, and second every camper for them selves Idea sucks" Chris said with a grin on his face
"You do realize that its hard to fasten them when they are n cinder blocks
"Any who five head are always better than one"
cough cough "I think you mean six" Owen said
"Which brings us to yet another dramatic marshmallows ceremony"
"Hey wait a minute you have five marshmallows. That's one for each of us" Duncan said as he realize how many marshmallows there where
"Excellent observation dude. Heather, Duncan Gwen Naruto and Owen" Chris said making Owen realize who wasn't getting one
"Oh no you don't mean" Owen said in fear
"Yep it's time for Mr. Coconut to walk the dock of shame" Chris said as he walked over to get the coconut
"But why" Owen said as he started to cry
"By the way. What we said back there stays back there" Heather said
"Agreed" Duncan said
"No arguments"
"No promises" Naruto said getting glares
"What? I was just kidding sheesh. No humor what so ever" Naruto said
That was an exiting episode. What will happen to Mr. Coconut? When will Naruto be eliminated? Will Owen come to his senses. Who will be in the final three? Stay tuned and find out on the next episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND
End flashback
Time skip around 10 pm
"Oh man Gwen I am surprised you have all this energy after the day we had" Naruto said as he laid on the bed
"Well, what do you expect. We haven't been frisky for a while now, and I really needed this" Gwen said as she rode Naruto's dick
"True, but if you wanted to you could have asked me and I would have gladly taken you for a few rides" Naruto said before he started to suck on her left breast
"Oh god yes Naruto. That's it. Suck them harder" Gwen said as she gasped from the wave of pleasure she was getting
"Don't worry I won't stop any time soon" Naruto said as changed breasts and started to work on her right while lightly pinching her left
"Oh god yes Naruto Your about to make me cum" Gwen said before she came like a fountain
"That was wonderful" Gwen said as she fell back on the bed
"Oh, but we are just getting started" Naruto said before he lined up his dick and thrusted into Gwen making her cum yet again before starting to move
"Oh god Naruto. Slow down I am sensitive" Gwen said in a pleading tone but the only response she got was another forceful thrust
"Damn Gwen. How do you stay so tight?" Naruto grunted out
"Don't say embarrassing things" Gwen said as she got a blush on her face
"Oh but I have said embarrassing stuff already" Naruto said
"For example. Like this where I can see you nice and supple ass " Naruto said as he flipped her over and started doing her doggy style
"Oh god Naruto please slow down" Gwen said
"i'm getting close Gwen" Naruto said as he grunted out
"Me to Naruto I'm getting close as well" Gwen said
"I'm about to cum" Naruto grunted out
"Please Naruto cum. Fill me with your seed" Gwen said in a begging tone
"Here it comes" Naruto said right before he erupted making Gwen cum as well
"That was great" Naruto said as he laid next to
"It sure was" Gwen said as she turned to face Naruto and saw a frown on his face
"What's wrong Naruto" Gwen said
"Just thinking" Naruto said
"About what?" Gwen asked
"I am just get this feeling like something going to happen today" Naruto said as he turned towards Gwen
"Like what?" Gwen asked
"I don't know. It feels like I'm going to get eliminated or I'm going to get hurt so I can't continue, or" Was all Naruto said as Gwen put a finger on his lips
"Shh it'll be fine what ever happens, happens. Nothing we can do. So lets make the most of it as much as we can until it happens" Gwen said before she wrapped her arms around Naruto and started to kiss him. Which he gladly returned, and so they started another round of raunchy sex
Time skip 5 am
It was a quit. The sun was just coming u, and the birds where chirping. Everyone was still sleeping. They could be seen sleeping out side unbeknownst to them. A bird landed next to Owe, while a squirrel hopped between Naruto and Gwen. The squirrel moved and made Gwen sneeze when it's tail brushed against her nose, Duncan was getting bothered by a fly until a frog came and ate it, and lastly Heather. She almost chocked on an acorn that landed in her throat but coughed it up and the squirrel quickly took it
"Wha, who's there? Where are we" Heather asked as she woke up dazed and confused waking everyone up. Well mostly everyone
"How did we get here" Duncan said
Chris?" Gwen said in a frighten tone
"Mommy" Owen said
"Mmm five more minutes. Whoa" Naruto said as he rolled over but fell out of bed
"Everybody just zip it. How you got here is not your concern" Chef said as he rode in on a helicopter
"What happened to Chris?" Gwen asked
"Ya" Naruto said as he rubbed his head
"None of your gosh darn business what happened to Chris. I'm in charge now, and I'm going to make you wish you where never born" Chef said in an annoyed yet threatening tone
"Well that's to bad because I already have someone who does that when they get pissed" Naruto said before he shivered
"Who's that?" Owen asked
"my mom" Naruto said
"No one cares mama's boy" Chef said
"Your mission is to find a way out of the forest, or die trying" Chef said as he got in Owen's face
"You can't be serious. We will die" Heather said
Confession stall Gwen
"They left us in the woods again. With Heather. I'd rather go swimming in the shark infested water" Gwen said with her arms crossed and a scowl on her face
Confession stall Naruto
"I bet I get paired with Duncan and Owen" Naruto said
Back to campers
"Here's how it works" Chef said as he walked back with two duffle bags
"Team on delinquent, chubby and annoying, and team two grim, grimmer" Chef said as he chucked the bags at Owen and Gwen
"Everything you need are in these bags. You'll navigate your way to base camp. The first team to tag the camp totem poll win and here's a tip better set up camp before sun down because once night fall hits you won't be able to see your trembling hand in front of your face. Unless you got night vision goggles, but you don't" Chef said before laughing in a girly voice
"Oh please, please don't leave us here I'm begging you. We won't survive" Duncan said as he grabbed onto Chefs apron and begged
"Grab a hold of your gut soldier" Chef said as he pushed Duncan away
Confession stall Heather
"Duncan's a lot of things, but he is defiantly not a chicken. He's up to something I can tell, and I'm going to find out what it is" Heather said with determination
Back to campers
"This is totally bonkers. We'll be scarfed down by a grizzly" Own said as he started to panic
"Oh I won't worry about that" Chef said getting Owen's hopes up
"You wish you saw a grizzly once you meet up you ole Sasquatchanakwa. He's one mama jama. Good luck troops " Chef said before getting onto the helicopter that came back
" Try not to die, and this is a double elimination" Chef said as the chopper left
"This isn't legal you can't do this" Heather shouted out to Chef
"Hey peaches file it with the net work layers" Duncan said before running off with Owen
"Good luck you two" Naruto said before giving Gwen a kiss on the lips, and then dashed in the direction Duncan and Owen went
"Were do they think their going? They can;t survive out there. It's suicide" Heather said
"Hey I got an idea. Lets see what happens when you close it already" Gwen said
Confession stall Heather
"Nothing would give me pleasure than ditching her grim little butt in the middle of nowhere, but this is the wild . I need some to shove in front of me when a bear comes by" Heather said
Confession stall Duncan
"I got to say jazzed to be paired up with Owen. I mean come on if you were a grizzly who would you want to dip in barbecue sauce. Then there's Naruto" Duncan said
Duncan Owen and Naruto
The guys where pretty far away from the starting point
"Where are we going?" Owen asked as he was getting out of breath
"I just wanted to get away from the girls. Psych them out a bit you know. Ok lets see what we got" Duncan said as he dumped the contents out on the ground. A flashlight, a sleeping bag, a can of bug spray, binoculars and a map where what was in the bag
"Mmhm, mmhm, That's good and all except for one thing" Owen said
"There's no food" Owen said as it echoed through the forest
a loud RAWR could be heard echoing after Owen's
"What was that?" Duncan asked
"That my friends is a grizzly" Naruto said
"We're going to die out here" Owen said as he was getting nervous
"We'll be out of the woods in no time thanks to these babies" Duncan said as he held out the night vision goggles
"Nicely done. I bet you swiped them off Chef when you were begging" Naruto said with a smirk
"You stole those from Chef. Sweet" Owen said
"What can I say I'm a hardened criminal" Duncan said in pride
"With these babies we can see clear as day" Duncan said
"Awesome let me see those" Owen said before he grabbed one and put them on
"Ah my eyes I've been blinded" Owen said as the goggles came to focus
"The only work at night Owen" Naruto stated
"Alright that's enough we have a challenge to win" Duncan said as he snatched them back
"No grab the map while I figure out where we are" Duncan said after handing Owen the duffle bag
"Sure, but the map isn't any use with out a compass is it" Owen said sheepishly
"Ok the sun rose from the east which means that's north. So camp is that away" Duncan said as he pointed out
"are you sure I think the sun rose from over there which would mean camp is that away"Owen said as he read the map upside down
"Ah your wrong. We're going this way lets move" Duncan said
"Hey guys why don't we just follow the river back" Naruto suggested
"No now follow" Duncan said
Gwen and Heather
"Ok camp is North so we follow the river easy" Gwen said as she looked at the compass
"Ya as long as we are not munched by Sasquatchanakwa or what ever you call it" Heather said
"Would you relax. It's just another stupid made up myth to scare us" Gwen said before grabbing the duffle bag and started to leave
Confession stall Heather
"I don't believe in Sasquatch's. I don't, and they wouldn't like drop us here in the middle of the forest if there really was one. What if we died. Would they?" Heather said as she started to get nervous
Time skip Gwen and Heather
It has been some time since the girls started to travel
"Ugh I would kill to have some bug spray. The mosquitoes think I'm a buffet" Heather said as she tried to swat them away before she started to choke
"I think one just bit the inside of my throat
Confession stall Gwen
"Ok I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I miss Chris. Anything is better than Chef psychopath. Why do all Chef's look like escaped criminals " Gwen said
Confession stall Heather
"Can you hear me Chris. I hope you enjoyed your little day off. While we put up with your sidekick. Who by the wasn't even doing anything. He just ditched us in the woods" Heather said
Confession stall Naruto
"Yes I like the pairing I go, but with Duncan taking charge and not listening to a good plan. I can say that this is going to be a long challenge" Naruto said
Time skip Chef
Chef was sun bathing on the docks while he waited for the campers while reading a magazine
Duncan Owen and Naruto
The guys where climbing up a cliff. When they decided to rest
"Did you here about the Sasquatchanakwa. That really freaked me out" Owen said ticking off Duncan
"Did you know that some people think that big foot is the missing link between humans and monkeys" Owen said as Duncan dangled for dear life until Naruto helped him
"Really? I'd say the missing monkey is right here" Duncan said before popping Owen on the head
"Ow, no I'm serious. Witnesses say he's eight feet tall, four hundred pounds and has b o that would make you blow chunks two hundred yards
"Come on if he was real. Don't you think someone would have caught him by now" Duncan said
"Nah he's crafty" Owen said
"Ya almost as crafty as you hiding junk food under your bed or Heather" Naruto said after he rolled his eyes
Duncan decided to take out his binoculars and see his surroundings
"Hey it's the girls, and their going the wrong way. Typical with zero scenes of direction. Hey here's a pointer why don't you check the map" Duncan shouted out making Naruto grow a tick mark
"Ah we would if we had one, but this compass tells us that's north. You know like were Chef said camp is" Gwen shouted back making Duncan check the map and grunt in frustration
"Told you" Naruto said
"Enjoy the view up there losers" Heather shouted out
"Great Now we're behind" Duncan said
"We wouldn't be if you listened to me" A frustrated Naruto said
"We'll just have to jump and dive into the river" Duncan said in an annoyed tone
"Great idea oh captain my captain" Naruto said
Confession stall Owen
"After my big cliff dive on the first day camp I was King of the world"Owen said as a clip of him on the first day showed
"But then a few days later my fears came back like a day old Indian buffet" Owen said before farting
Duncan Owen and Naruto
"Oh no. Uh I don't do dare devil dives now been there done that. No can do" Owen said
"Then no worries. Then I'll do it for ya" Duncan said before pushing Owen off and he didn't expect Naruto to push him off
'Totally worth it' Naruto thought
Time skip Chef
Chef was working on collecting contraband on what ever the campers had
Gwen and Heather
"Ok look we both know we don't like each other, and we both probably wish we could push each other off a cliff right now" Heather said as they started to eat some food that was in their bag
"The thought had crossed my mind" Gwen said
"But I think we have to agree we have to win this challenge. We can't afford to let the guys we invincibility, and who knows what evil boding their up to now" Heather said
Duncan, Owen, Naruto, Gwen and Heather
The guys were floating down the river on a float
"Nice one" Duncan said after Owen farted
"Oh wow, extra points for the stink factor"
"I got you beat" Naruto said before letting a big one rip, and pushed them along and ultimately passing the girls
"So we're a team right?" Heather asked
"Right" Gwen said before they turned and saw that the guys passed them
"Their getting away" They both said in unison before dashing off
Confession stall Heather
"Uh using the river was brilliant. Well played boys well played" Heather said
Confession stall Naruto
"If no one will listen to me what is the point in trying to help us win" Naruto said
Duncan, Owen and Naruto
As the guys kept walk after the landed on shore. Owen found a energy bar on the ground and decided to grab it. Which resulted in Owen getting hung upside down
While that was going on Heather decided to take the chance and steal some stuff, but didn't see Naruto standing near the bag
"Looking for something" Naruto said making Heather jump
"Well?" Naruto asked still not getting an answer
"Well what ever take what you want, but make it quit he almost has Owen down" Naruto said turning away
And take she did, but sadly she could only take the can of bug spray
Time skip Duncan, Owen, Naruto, Gwen and Heather
After awhile they both where going into a snatch and grab. Until the boys got the upper hand and it became night time
"I can;t believe they stole all our supplies" Heather said
"Never under estimate a known criminal. Ew I hope we find the camp soon you stink" Gwen said making
"You should talk I can smell your armpits from here" Heather said before they stumbled across some footprints
gasp "Heather look it's a sasquatch footprint. I'm so scared" Gwen said trying to hold in her laughter
"pa lease your embarrassing your selves" Heather said before Gwen jumped into the bush
Before Heather knew it an actual Sasquatch emerged with Gwen on top of it, and screamed running away. That was when the sasquatch and Gwen knew it and the Sasquatch ran for it with Gwen still on top of it. As that was going on the guys where walking down in the woods following the compass. Owen decided to use the binoculars
"Well hello Mr. Squirrel" Owen said earning a wave
"And hello to you Mr. Raccoon" Owen said, but instead on getting a wave he saw it pulling a fish out of the water
"Oh good day Mr. Sasquachanakwa." He said before doing a double take
"RUN" Owen said before he ran screaming making both Naruto and Duncan look and see before running as well
Time skip
"Sasquatchanakwa" Owen said as they all ran into a cave including the sasquatchanakwa
Duncan?" Owen said
"Owen?" Heather said
Heather?" Duncan said
"Gwen? Naruto said
"Naruto" Gwen said
"Now that we've taking roll call. What are we going to do?" Heather asked
"Did you see the size of that thing?" Heather asked
"I think we all did if we ran Heather" Naruto said in a deadpan tone
"I could have taken him" Gwen said
"Is that why you screamed like a little girl" Gwen said
"Right I was just faking him out. Anyway I think we're safe here for a while" Duncan said
"That depends on what you mean by safe" Owen said
"I never thought I'd say this, but please tell me that tongue in my ear is you Owen?" Heather asked
"No that would be the Bats" Owen said before they all ran out the cave
"Do Sasquatches get meaner at night
"I don't know, but I don't want to find out" Duncan said in a tired tone
"dido" Naruto said
Time skip
Chef was no playing the harp. That was until a bug flew into his mouth, and caused him to choke until he cough it up
Time skip Duncan, Owen, Naruto, Gwen and Heather
"since you guys still have the map and supplies I guess you beat us" Heather said
"Speak for you self" Gwen said
"It's obvious they kicked our butts" Heather said
"There up to something" Naruto whispered to the other guys
"Fine whatever you beat us" Gwen said crossing her arms and turning her head
"Oh look if you want to bunk with us it's cool. Why don't you set up camp. While we look for fire wood" Duncan said chucking the bags the the girls
"Dude what is wrong with you. They could leave with them" Naruto said as they ran to collect fire wood
"Ugh the damsel in distress thing made me want to puke" Gwen said
"Shh who cares let them think there big strong boys for now" Heather said
Confession stall Heather
"It's so easy to fool guys. There like little kids they never see it coming" Heather said
Confession stall Gwen
"I got to admit. Just when I think Heather can't get more underhanded. She get more underhanded. Toying with the boys well played" Gwen said with a smirk
Confession stall Naruto
"Why do I even try" Naruto said
Owen Duncan and Naruto
"Do you really think we can trust them" Owen asked as the where talking back to the camp
"No. Trust no one" Duncan said as he lifted up his shirt showing the map
"Good for you, you left them everything except the map. What a wonderful plan Mr. Boss man" Naruto said getting a glare from Duncan
"What is you problem" Duncan asked in an annoyed tone
"My problem is. If you actually listened to me we would be so far ahead of the game right now. That we wouldn't be in the situation that we are in now" Naruto said right back
Time skip Camp
The girls where still playing the guys. Owen asked if anyone wanted to have the ball of energy bars, but got a no from everyone and scarfed it down. Little did he know at some point Gwen planted sleeping pills into the bars. While Heather decided to get the map from Duncan.
"Listen whatever it is your doing. Don't put me in the mix. They wouldn't listen to a word I say so I'm not helping" Naruto said before falling asleep on Gwen's lap
'sorry naruto' Gwen thought before she and Heather took all of there stuff and quickly, but quietly left the camp
Time skip morning
"Dude wake up. The fire, the girls our stuff there gone" Owen said in a panic
"The map" Duncan said as he looked under his shirt and saw that the map was gone
"See I told you something like this would happen, but do you guys listen no" Naruto said
As the guys walked Owen started to smell something
"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"It's sweet, and cinnamon. It's sticky buns" Owen said before darting off in the direction they came from
Time skip Chef
Chef was baking cinnamon buns. He took them out of the oven, and proceeded to go to a chair and sit. He was about to eat the buns until he heard Heather's voice
"We made it" Heather said
"Aw crud" Chef said as he was about to eat his buns
Out of the Woods came Heather Gwen and Owen, but Owen went right past the totem and to the tray of buns, and scarfed them down letting the girls win
"No dude we were so close why?" Duncan asked
"Well there fresh from the oven" Owen said
"Can you think of food at another time we had a challenge to win Owen, and your fat ass hunger just cost us" Naruto said in an annoyed tone
"Those are mine. I was looking forward to those buns. Alright games over girls win guys lose" Chef said in a pissed tone
Confession stall Duncan
"We lost the challenge for a few sticky buns. What was that. Do you know how many sticky buns I could have bought with a hundred thousand dollars?" Duncan asked
Confession stall Heather
"OMG I hope those sticky buns where worth it" Heather said
Confession stall Gwen
"Wow we kind of scored that one"
Confession stall Owen
"I think Naruto and Duncan are mad at me. Maybe I should have saved them one" Owen said
Time skip campfire
"This was suppose to be my day. I had it all planed. I was going to eat my sticky buns, and relax with one of Heather's facials, While finish read Gwen's diary, and clean my toe nails. That reminds me you'll need to sharpen this" Chef said as he tossed Duncan's knife back to him
"And I was going to loot Owen's food stash" Chef said earning a gasp from Owen
"But you all ruined it. So here is you invincibility" Chef said as he tossed two of them to Gwen and Heather
"Hey coke one this" Chef said as he chucked one into Owen's mouth
"NOOOOOO not Naruto. Anything but him" Gwen said as she ran to Naruto and started to cry
"Your finished" Chef said as he pointed to Naruto and Duncan
"It'll be ok Gwen don't worry, and please stop crying. Your to beautiful to cry" Naruto said as he stroked Gwen's hair and wiped away her tears
"Good get me out of here, and back to juvie. At least with convicts you know what to expect" Duncan said
Dock
"Listen Gwen I will come back and so will everyone else" Naruto said
"How do you know?" Gwen asked but then realized
"Never mind I get it" Gwen said as she knew he read it in one of the scripts
"Good, and besides I'll have Bridge and Lindsay to keep me company while I wait to come back" Naruto said
"True but I would really like to have you here and not there" Gwen said as she hugged Naruto
"You can do this Gwen. I know you can. You just need to stay strong" Naruto said as he returned the hug
"I'll try" Gwen said before he kissed her on the lips and got on the boat with Duncan
Campfire
"So looks like we made it to the final three" Heather said
Confession stall Heather
"I would Like to thank all of those who got me to the final three. Courtney I feel you pain girl. You should not have been cheated off like that. Noah You are one seriously smart guy. Don't think I didn't notice, Lindsay the most fashionable girl on the island next to me. You know you'll always be one of my bff's
Confession stall Gwen
"I got to admit. I didn't think I would make it this far, but now that I have. I might as well win" Gwen said before she frowned
"I'm sorry Naruto" Gwen said in a sad tone
Resort
"Naruto!" Lindsay and Bridgette said in unison as they tackled him and started to kiss him
"Girls please" Naruto said
"We missed you" Bridgette said before planting him a big kiss
"Ya" Lindsay said before giving him one of her own kiss
"I missed you to" Naruto said
"We where wondering when you would get kicked off, but in reality we were hoping you would win" Bridgette said
"Really? Well I am here. Also how is it here?" Naruto asked
"Better with you here" The girls said in unison before dragging him to their room
NOOOOOOOO why, why did the writer of this story kick off Naruto. Cures you do hell. You rotten scoundrel we will get you for this mark our words
Wow only three more chapter until the new installment of TD is in. That's right people TDA (Total drama Action). Lets give some Cheers and jump for joy of this moment
Eliminated for Screaming Gophers : Noah, Justin, Izzy, Cody, Beth, Trent, Lindsay, Leshawna
Eliminated for Killer Bass: Ezekiel, Eva, Tylor, Courtney, Harold, Bridgette, D.J., Geoff, Naruto, Duncan, Katie and Sadie