Day somewhere in time, Faust to the future, PART II!!!
Ok, let us recap what just happened, Emerld tried to cook, and it got us sent 300 years into the future. Or something like that. Well now me, Emerld, Faust, and somehow Chuck Norris is… he's gone! "Where the hell did Chuck go!?" I asked the gang. "Chuck Norris was never with us Teepo! Chuck Norris is just a myth!" yelled Faust. "No, he was just with us!" yelled back Emerld. "He is a myth! Why don't you believe me!?" whined Faust. "If he was a myth he wouldn't have killed your god!" I explained. "What god?" Asked Faust. "That god!" Emerld said as he pointed to a giant burger king billboard. "Oh yeah! I remember that guy! He's awesome!" said Faust as he remembered his events awhile back.
"Well, let's just forget about Chuck for awhile, Faust I'm sick of this place, it's been like four minutes already and I want to go home!" I explained out of boredom. "Okale doke!" said Faust as he backed the time car into the billboard post, causing it to fall on top of the car! "Oops." Said Faust as he pulled us out of the destroyed car. "Why did I let you drive!?" I asked in complete confusion. "Because it was my car!" He explained. "No, you stole it from some old guy!" said Emerld. "He would've wanted me to have it! Before he died." Said Faust. "YOU KILLED HIM!" I yelled at him. "It doesn't matter; we have to find a way back to our own time now!" I explained as I led them away from the crash site.
A few moments later we ended up in the middle of some city, probably the same one we live in, in the future. "What gives, not much of this future is very different from 300 years ago. We then walked into a local store to get some snacks, yes we are trapped 300 years in the future and we want to buy some snacks, do YOU have a problem with that!? What did we find? Chuck Norris of the past, arguing with Chuck Norris of the future! "Hey look, it's me!" said Chuck of the past. "No, I'm me!" screamed chuck of the future. "My ass you're me, you're you! I'M ME!!!" Screamed back Chuck of the past! Then they both began a catastrophic battle far beyond DBZ or Superman like proportions. They destroyed the store, half the block, some old people who were just walking around outside, Faust, many cars in the street, Faust again, and then finally Chuck of the future ended up eating Chuck of the past whole, making him twice as powerful as ever before. Then Chuck flew off into the sky, speeding straight through the burger king billboard! "NOOO!!!" Screamed Faust as he dropped to his knees. "Get a hold of yourself, Teepo already went off to find a way home!" Emerld explained as he and Faust started to follow me.
I later ended up at a house that looked a lot like our old house in the past. And what do you know, I saw another me burst threw the door yelling at Faust about his new wheels, and then I saw the hand grab the second me and a second Emerld and disappear! "Wait, so you mean to tell me we are not in the future, but actually just a few minutes before we left to the past?" I asked. "Yep, fooled you huh, it was all Chuck's idea!" Faust said as he was pleased with his prank. I didn't even say anything, me and Emerld just walked into the house, he went of to his room while I fell onto the floor and curled up into a ball. "Hey, didn't you just leave; Faust said something about going to the future." Kaylee asked me. "Yeah, but now I'm back, back from the fucking worst future ever! A future, where Faust is still in it!" I explained as I rolled over and fell asleep.