(Chie's POV)

"Ulqui-kuuun," the irritation that is Loly Aivirrne sang cheerfully as she approached the man.

I stood in the corner, relieved that she was distracted, but also a little saddened by what was distracting her.

I looked down dejectedly, fiddling with my fingers, trying to ignore everything around me but failing miserably.

She had her hands all over him, but he would just repeatedly push her away. I smiled a little and focused back on my fingers as I nonchalantly played with them.

Until he spoke.

"Chikara," he whispered, placing his hand on my cheek and softly tipping my head up to stare into his vivid green eyes.

Heat flooded my cheeks whilst shivers ran down my spine at his surprisingly gentle touch. The redness on my face increased further when I noticed that he was topless. Hehehe.

"U-Ulquiorra-sama..." I stammered nervously.

He had me backed up against the wall, paying no attention whatsoever to Loly and her furious shouts in the background. It secretly pleased me to see that he wasn't interested in her.

I noticed him edging closer, eyes shut and lips slightly parted, his hand tilted my face up towards his whilst the other rest on my hip.

I felt myself moving closer aswell, eyes shutting slowly, I moved my hands onto his shoulders and savoured the moment.

He paused.

"Chikara," he said.

"Hm?" I'm confused. "Why'd you stop?"

"Chikara..." he repeated.

A cold hand on my shoulder told me it was probably time to wake.

"Chikara," it repeated.

I rolled over, mumbling a useless "Go away" before coming to realisation.

The dream's over now. It can't continue so I should probably be getting up. Sad. It was kinda getting good...

CHIE! SERIOUSLY! STOP THINKING OF HIM LIKE THAT!

...But, it was still a very nice dream.

The persistent disturbance continued to try and get me out of my bed.

Like hell am I doing that!

I threw the pillow I was hugging at the agitation and attempted to resume my peaceful slumber.

Which, of course, did not happen.

"Chikara," it deadpanned. I'm too tired to try and guess who it is, so for now, 'it's just 'it.'

I blindly searched for my pillow. The one I just threw. - I like hugging things when I sleep. It's not abnormal, it's just me. - Then I remembered how I threw it.

Oh.

I really didn't think that through.

Now I have to get up to go and get it.

I sighed, mumbling incoherent rubbish before asking, "Is the bacon under attack?"

"Yes. I saw Yammy eating it a few minutes ago when we crossed paths," it replied.

"SHIT!"

I bounced out of bed, seemingly wide awake but mind still clouded with the usual fog that was there every morning when I woke. Regardless, I was ready to go.

"We must save the bacon!" I declared.

"Don't you think you should-"

"SHUSH! Bacon!"

As I finally bothered to take note of who the annoyance was, I felt slightly disappointed.

Ulquiorra-sama.

Not topless.

Probably kinda pissed I threw a pillow at his face.

Oh well.

On with the bacon rescue!

I pushed my door open hurriedly. As I stepped out, the Spoon-faced Quinta who just happened to be passing by smirked deviously.

"Nice new outfit ya got there, slut," he sonido'd away immediately after finishing his comment, laughing maniacally.

I looked down.

I'm wearing my white vest with the pink lace running along top, complete with a tiny red ribbon in the middle. Paired with the matching panties, of course.

I turned back around and walked back into my room where Ulquiorra-sama still was, my cheeks flushed with embarrassment.

"Please, leave..." He did as told. Before he shut the door, I caught sight of Gin from the corner of my eye, grinning a little wider than usual. Once he closed the door I heard a conversation begin outside.

Curious, I pushed my head up against the door and listened.

"I see ya've been gettin' busy wit' yer Fraccion, 'ey, Ulqui?" Gin inquired.

Busy? How does he mean?

"I can assure you that there is nothing going on between my Fraccion and I, Ichimaru," he said, dismissing the subject.

...Oh.

"Whateva' ya say, Ulqui."

Once the conversation ended, I decided to finally get dressed. I put on my usual uniform, the dress short at the front and floor-length at the back, with the jacket that looks exact to Ulquiorra-sama's and strolled out of the room casually. That was, until the massive surge of reiatsu hit me, but I didn't let it affect me too badly.

"What was that?"

"Barragan is under attack-"

"By who?" I interrupted.

"Shinigami."

"What number Espada is Barragan?"

"Segunda."

"Oh..." They don't stand a chance.

(Mayuri's POV)

Most of the group fled the room that belonged to the delusional god, leaving the remainders - the remainders being Captain Kenpachi Zaraki and myself - to fight him in order to defeat him without anyone in the way.

We got lucky, because apparently a couple of his subordinates weren't there, and so we beat the ones that were almost immediately.

"What measly pests," I said as I finished off the last of his irritating Fraccion. "I didn't come here to fight them. Show me your true power."

"I won't need my true power to deal with ants such as yourself! I am a god!"

"Sure you are. Well, Mister High-and-Mighty, at least show me something worth fighting!" Zaraki said tauntingly.

"Ants. If you truly wish to see my true power, I will show you. It'll make your deaths even easier."

In a flash, he was gone. Leaving nothing but the hole in the ceiling.

The violent captain and I followed him up, finally landing on top of the dome that surrounded Las Noches.

"Being the all powerful god, Barragan Luisenbarn, I am forbidden to release my Zanpakuto within the dome of Las Noches, for it will destroy the entire fortress. And so, I shall reveal to you my true power right here.

"Rot, Arrogante."

Zaraki and I stepped back a little, but not too much as to miss the phenomenon that was occurring right before our very eyes.

When his spiritual pressure had cleared up, his skin has rotted away, strongly resembling a lich, a purple cloak with thick, black, tattered fur on the collar was draped over his body.

"Now this is more like it!"

(I actually have dreams like Chie's XD once they were having a make out session and... XD

Some of my dreams inspired future events in the UA series ^^ not _THAT_ one, but some.

Anyhow, I don't know how Kenny and Mayuri can defeat Barragan, so suggestions are loved 3

Remember, if you vote and comment-

Charlotte: You'll get a very beautiful hug from me! :D

Me: GOD NO. Grimmjow's doing the hugging _

Charlotte: BUT HIS HUGS AREN'T AS BEAUTIFUL AS MINE!

Grimmjow: They're not what? :( *cero*

Me: Grimmjow's hugs are better than yours and so he shall be doing the hugging :D ** so bai bai now! ^^

Charlotte in the background: PLEASE DON'T CERO A BEAUTIFUL BEING SUCH AS MYSELF! AND MY HUGS ARE BEAUTIFULLER!

Me: GO TEAM GRIMMJOW! Oh, remember to suggest thingies for the battle too ^^ bai bai for realz now.)