A\N: Alright, first everyone, this is the last chapter. I know, it´s so sudden, but still. More info at the end.
AT: Okay, guys, do you want the normal introduction or the abnormal?
Rc: Uhmmm…abno´mal!
AT: Okay, someone cue the lights and everyone cover your ears!
Sk: Wait! Wait, we´ll take the normal one!
AT: (about to press a button on the remote control) What? Ugh! Okay, fine. Welcome to the Pairings Truth and Dare, where we truth\dare a bunch of cowards.
Ml: Hey!
AT: Well, most of them are.
Cadet: Da-dees no co´ards!
Skipper: Thanks, Cadet.
Cadet: (hugs him)
AT: Anyway, let´s start with the dares.
Sk: NO!
AT: Shut up, you have no choice!
Pv: Uhm, AT? Can´t you be a little nicer?
AT: (crosses arms) Depends.
Ccg8: On what?
AT: If the Skippys are willing to cooperate and stop being full-time idiots.
Skipper: (glares) Don´t call us Skippy!
Sk: And that depends in how the way you treat us.
AT: I treat you like a bunch of morons, cuz that´s all you are.
Hs: What about me?
Cl: And me?
KJ: I´m not moronic!
Skipper: Of course you´re not Ringtail!
KJ: Thank you! Wait, was that a compliment? Or an insult?
Mt: I´m an insult!
KJ: Yeah you are Mort.
Mr: You´re majesty that was sarcasm.
KJ: Oh. (points at Skipper, angrily) HOW DARE YOU BE SARCASTIC TO ME!
AT: I meant the Skippers are morons!
Cadet: Scippas mo-ons!
Sk:…I seriously think our kids are turning against us.
Camille: (points at him) Diot!
Skipper:…you think so?
AT: Yes! Up high! (high fives the chicks) First dare, Kowalski and Rico make out for about…20 minutes.
Pv: I thought it said 15…
AT: It did…but it got changed to 20 about three second ago.
Kw: Alright, if we can hold our breaths for that lo-! (Rico grabs him and kisses him)
Sk: (covers his kids´ eyes)
Pv: (covers his own eyes)
Ml: (takes out camera and snaps photos) Awww!
Zn: Ewww!
Kw: (pulls away panting)
Rc: (waits till he caught his breath then kisses him again, dipping the other)
Kw: (eyes close and he wraps his flippers around Rico´s neck)
Rc: (moves his flippers around Kowalski´s waist)
Sk: MEN!
(The two ignore him)
AT: Come on, Skippy, it´s cute!
Sk: First don´t call me Skippy and second, it´s not cute! It´s plain disgusting!
AT: And you aren´t?
Kw&Rc: (kissing passionately)
(unfortunately, time flies and 25 minutes pass too quickly)
Rc: (lets Kowalski go)
Kw: (blushing, studying his feet)
Ccg8: You guys were JUST too ADORABLE!
Rc: Walski is…(grins at Kowalski)
Kw: (rubs neck) So…what´s next?
AT: Next we have our beloved Skipper cleaning up the floor…by eating everything that´s on it. ;)
Sk: No way! Ever! Wait…which Skipper?
Skipper: (glares at him) You, idiot!
AT: Well…the reviewer didn´t really say which one…
Skipper: Well, I´m not eating one speck!
AT: Okay, that settles it. Skipper, eat up!
Sk: Me?
AT: No the other.
Skipper: Did you just miss what I said?!
AT: (holds up needle)
Skipper: Ah! Okay, okay!
Cadet: (sees it and screams)
Camille: (hides behind VJ´s foot)
VJ: Uh, dad? I think they´re afraid of needles too.
Kw: They inherited it from their dads.
Skipper: (gets down on ´knees´ and begins licking around the floor)
AT: (puts needle away)
Cadet: (looks up curious)
Camille: Whas dadee doin?
Skipper: This is the most humiliating thing I´ve ever done!
Sk: What about last Tuesday?
Skipper: Okay, the second most humiliating thing.
Kw: What about March 2005?
Skipper: Kay, the third most humiliating thing!
Pv: What about-
Skipper: ALRIGHT! This counts as one of my top most humiliating moments!
AT: And I´m enjoying every moment of it.
Skipper: Not funny. (licks something then gags) EWW! What the fish is that? (picks something fuzzy and green off his tongue)
Everyone: (steps back)
Skipper: (looks at it and faints)
Cadet: Papa? (taps his shoulder)
AT: Just a second…(injects him with needle)
Skipper: (immediately jumps up and kicks the shot out of her hand) AT! (glares)
AT: I love you too. Now, if you would just go on a diet, I would love you more.
Skipper: (slaps her)
AT: Okay, let´s continue. And Skipper can continue eating.
Skipper: (groans and crawls around, picking little things off the floor)
AT: Kowalski! (hands him pencil and paper) Go write a song on a banjo.
Kw: Then why do I need the paper?
AT: No, I meant go write a song FOR the banjo on this piece of paper.
Kw: You mean the Graveyard 8 song?
CCg8: (reads dare) Nope, a new one.
Kw: Okay. (starts writing)
AT: While he´s doing that, and Skipper´s eating,
Skipper: (hides a moldy banana peel)
AT: Let´s see who else we can torture.
Sk: Can´t we torture Chey?
Ccg8: (slaps him) Actually, I like not being tortured, thank you very much.
Sk: But we get tortured!
AT: So?
Sk: So what?
AT: What´s your point?
Sk: So the authors should get tortured too!
AT: I don´t think Chey came for torture, Skippy. Now shut up. We have some guests again, btw. Rookie70 from last time and some OCs from one of our new reviewer.
Sk: Wait a minute, NEW reviewer? Darn it!
Cadet: Darn!
Camille: Yarn!
Pv: Guys, I think they´re here know! (hears knock on door)
Cl: Don´t come in!
Hs: (slaps him)
Ccg8: I wanted to slap him!
Hs: I know, I was faster! xP
Ml: Come in guys!
(two snivys come in along with an otter)
AT: Introducing, Rookie, Yang and Yin!
Mt: Yay Rookie the penguin otter!
Rookie: Hey Mort.
Hs: Uhm, what are those things? (points at Yang and Yin)
Yin: Things?!
Cl: What else are you?
Yang: A snivy.
Everyone:…
Yin: What we are! Look, just Google it okay?
AT: We need you two to announce some dares your author gave us.
Yang: Okay, I´ll go first. (takes sheet and scans it) Evil or nice dare?
Yin: EVIL!
Sk: NICE!
Skipper: (holding stomach, moaning)
KJ: (pokes him) Wimpy.
Skipper: (slaps him)
Yang: Someone called Skipper…
AT: Skippy!
Sk: My name is Alfred!
Skipper: I´m Kowalski!
Kw: Hey!
Yang:…(looks at them weirdly) Gets to marry Marlene.
Sk&Skipper:…
Sk: On second thought…
Skipper: Not a chance! You said you´re name is Alfred!
Sk: That´s my middle name!
Everyone: REALLY?
Mt: I like Alfred!
Sk: The point is, I get to do the dare.
Skipper: Well, MY name is spelled out while yours only have the first two letters!
Sk: I was here first!
Skipper: Not true! I joined Fan Fiction 16 days before you did! Well, my author.
Sk: But in this TD, I am the original Skipper!
Ccg8: Two guys fighting over you…aren´t you happy?
Ml:…yeah…flattered…
AT: Would you two please settle on who marries Marlene?
Sk&Skipper: I will!
AT: How about this. Since the next dare is to hit Julian, one can hit him the other can marry Marlene.
Sk&Skipper: I´ll hit the Ringtail! (look at each other and glare)
Cadet: (face flippers)
Sk: Fine, I´ll take Marlene then.
Ml: Thank you!
Skipper: (groans) Fine!
VJ: Dad! You can´t marry Marlene! You already married mom!
Sk: True…clone we´ll have to switch.
Skipper: Fine!
Sk: (elbows Rico´s stomach and gets out a baseball bat)
KJ: Oh are we going to play balling base now?
Sk: Yes and how about you´ll be the ball.
KJ: Eh, no. I think Mort should be it. (gets whacked by Sk)
Pv: You may kiss the bride.
Skipper: (kisses Marlene)
Almost everybody: Awwww!
Yin: That´s disgusting!
Zn: Yeah.
Camille: Gusting!
Cadet: Coot!
Sk: (beats Julian with bat)
AT: Sk, that´s enough.
Sk: (raises bat over head) Aw man really? Fine! (drops bat)
KJ: (twitching)
Mt: The feet have been hurt! (hugs them)
AT: Well, let´s continue. Clemson, you´ve been dared by Chey to watch every horror movie she owns.
Dr.B: Good luck with that…
Cl: Did you miss when I said last chapter that I was afraid of horror movies?
Ccg8: Exactly!
Cl:…I hate you.
Ccg8: Love you too! (gives him DVDs)
Cl: You do?
Ccg8: No, in truth I hate you. (pushes him and Hans in the direction of the TV room)
Hs: Come on! It´ll be fun!
Cl: N-no! I´m scared! (clutching Hans)
Cadet: Wi´p!
Skipper: Definitely.
Cl: (glares at them)
Hs: (closes the door and puts in the first DVD)
Cl: Hans, can´t we just pretend we´re watching it and do something else instead?
Hs: (turns around with a maniacal grin)
Cl: O.o
Hs: (speaks in a creepy, almost dazed voice) No, I loooove blood and horror and guts. (smiles at Clemson) I´m what you can call, ´a R-junkie´. (pulls Clemson onto the couch with an iron grip and settles him between himself and the wall)
Cl: (whimpers)
Hs: (begins staring at screen as a werewolf attacks somebody and rips their throat out)
Cl: (buries his face into Hans)
(back to the main room)
Kw: (sitting on stool, with a banjo) Ahem, this is what I wrote for Doris the Dolphin.
Rookie: In less than a few moments? Impressive!
Kw: Well, no actually, AT told me to write a song before the TD.
Rookie: Oh.
Kw: (coughs nervously then begins singing)
Her name begins with a "D".
She was in love with me.
I am in love with her.
But sadly, she prefers,
A guy who is hipper.
Or at least says Skipper.
Often I sit and stare at the stars.
Knowing you´re too far.
I cannot reach you.
I hope you miss me too.
Please, sweet Doris, please.
Bring my heart at ease.
I will not cease
To miss you everyday.
Till you heart finds the way,
Back to mine.
Everyone:…
Sk: (shakes his head grinning)
Skipper: (bursts out laughing)
Kw: (looking offended) What?! I was pouring my heart out into this, you know!
AT: (trying not to laugh) We know Kowalski, it´s just…
Kw: (glaring at everybody) If anybody needs me, I´ll be over there! (slides away)
Rc: Aww come on, Walski! (slides after him)
KJ: (screams)
Ml: What?!
KJ: That sniffy is trying to kill Mort!
AT: First, snivy and second, what?
Yang: (holding dagger, trying to stab Mort)
Mt: (chasing his tail, moving way too fast)
Yin: (trying to pet Mort)
VJ: What´s going on?
AT: (reads notes about the two OCs) It say here that:
Yin and Yang each has a jewel that has two sides. One with evil black aura chaos and the other is filled with rich white aura. It has to balance like that. If Yin's evil fills in, Yang becomes crazy and kills innocent Pokémon and people without warning. And If Yang 's goodness is filled in, then Yin would be nice and a cute ,naive, brave Snivy.
Yang: (rubs eyes) What about our jewels?
Yin: (glaring at Mort)
Mt: (smiles innocently) I was playing catch with Rodney!
AT: Riiiight, back to the TD.
Dr.B: (leaning over a desk, talking to a pencil) To make a long story short, we´ll be doomed. You have to help us!
Ccg8: Uhm, Blowy? What are you doing?
Dr.B: The barrels are evil. They´ve been plotting against us for months now!
Kw: Exactly!
Everybody:…
AT: The lemurs minus Clemson and Maurice had been dared to clean up the freeway.
Mr: Yes!
KJ: No!
Mt: YAY!
AT: Maurice, you can tag along, but all you have to do is relax. (:
Mr: Alright! I´ll stay here! (goes over to chair and sits on it)
KJ: This is an outrageousness!
AT: Exactly! (opens the door and kicks him out)
Mt: (walks out after him) BYE!
Pv: Bye Mort!
AT: Now…(smirks evilly) A dare for the new born chicks.
(the freeway)
KJ: (grumbling while scooping up apples)
Mt: They make my feet all slippery! (giggles)
(the TD studio)
Skipper: (pointing a flamethrower at AT) You so much as touch our kids and you´re DEAD!
Sk: Yeah!
AT: Relax guys! The dare is nothing bad!
Sk: That´s the same thing you told me at the practice TD! Right before you pushed me into that pot of hot chocolate pudding!
AT:…you should be thankful it was chocolate!
Sk: I hate chocolate!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Sk:…never mind. The point is-
AT: We´re going to do the dare! (grabs the chicks and puts shirts on them)
Skipper: AT! Wait, what?
AT: The dare was…Cadet and Camille have to wear T-Shirts.
Sk&Skipper: (sigh in relief)
AT: You two are just too paranoid.
Skipper: No, we just have too much experience!
Sk: Wait a minute! What´s up with those shirts?! (points to ´I love AT´ written on them)
AT: It´s part of the dare. ^^
Sk: My kids are NOT going to wear shirts that say, ´I love AT´!
AT: Aww, I love you too, Skippy.
Sk: What?
AT: Anyway, next truth. Blowhole, you know that Neil Patrick Harris plays you?
Dr.B: Yeah, even thought I think he doesn´t sound anything like me.
AT: Well…do you know he´s married to David Burtka and has twins?
Dr.B:…
Kw: Ha! I knew you were gay!
Dr.B: Am not! And besides, I´m not a lovesick penguin who spends time stalking ex-girlfriends!
Kw:…
Pv: What´s so bad about being gay?
Cadet: (looks up from his toys) Gai!
AT: And he learned a new word.
Skipper: THAT´S why I don´t want my kids being around authors. They learn nothing good.
AT: They learn only good! Especially from me. See? (slaps Sk)
Camille: (reaches up and tries to slap him)
Sk: (grabs her flippers and glares at AT)
AT: Only good stuff!
Dr.B: (rolls eyes) For once I agree with that peng-u-in. It isn´t that bad being gay…but I hope it won´t ruin my reputations with girls.
Ccg8: Blowy, you know what Crystal would say if she heard that.
Dr.B: (frowns) Mother´s too paranoid.
Ccg8: First, so are you and second, she´s only trying to protect you…after what happened with that seal-
Dr.B: DON´T mention her!
Rc: Se´l?
Dr.B: (turning red) Forget it.
AT: Rico!
Rc: Wha?
AT: Go fishing…it´s a dare.
Rc: Duh…okay. (regurgitates fishing equipment and goes out, whistling)
Pv: Kowalski? How can penguins whistle with beaks?
Kw: (shrugs) I can work out a theory if you want?
Pv: Will it include complicated words that I won´t understand?
Kw: (thinks) Probably.
Pv: Alright…then forget it.
AT: And while Rico´s out catching lunch or whatever, we will-
(door to the movie room slams open and Clemson runs out, screaming)
Hs: (laughing maniacally, chasing him with a butcher knife) BLOOD! BLOOD!
Cl: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!
Hs: BLOOOOOOD!
Yang: Whoa! What happened?!
Cl: (hiding behind VJ and Rookie) I-I d-don´t kn-know!
Hs: BLOOD! (looking around for a target)
Zn: (tackles him and begins slapping him) Snap! Out! Of! It!
Hs: (eyes begin to clear) Ow! Ow! Zane, get off!
Zn: He´s back to normal.
Cl: (trembling)
Hs: (rubs eyes) What happened?
AT: You want the detailed version or the quick version?
Hs: Umm…detailed version.
Camille: (picks up knife) BLO´D! BLO´D! (runs around)
Sk: CAMILLE! (grabs knife away from her) No, you don´t run around with a deadly weapon like that, you could stab someone or yourself!
Camille: (pouts)
Hs: O.o Is that why Clemson is have a spasm attack?
Rookie: (looks behind her) Yeah, pretty much so.
Cl: (shaking)
AT: Alright then, this is perfect for this truth! Hans, who would you want to mate? Skipper or Clemson?
Skipper: What kind of sick truth is that?
AT: It´s a TD truth, now shut up.
Hs: (looks at Clemson, then at Skipper then back at Clemson) I would never date Mr-Paranoia-Overload, but Clemson…doesn´t seem to be quite in the mating mood…
Cl: (looking faint)
AT: Too bad, cuz you have to make out with him now. (grabs Hans and pushed him towards the lemur)
Cl: (screams) No! No! I don´t want my brain get eaten by zombies!
Ml: And this is why you never let a lemur watch horror movies.
Hs: (holds Clemson in a tight grip and pushed his beak to the other´s muzzle)
Cl: (stops thrashing)
Almost everyone: Awwwww!
(1…2…3…4…5…6 minutes pass)
Hs: (finally pulls away)
Cl: (pulls away too, half-dazed) H-Hans…
Hs: (puts wing around him and smirks at the others)
AT: Kaaay…let´s see what´s next…
Yin: I want more action. Kowalski, fight Skipper.
Kw: (in a serious conversation with the ceiling fan)
VJ: I didn´t know that penguins could climb like that!
Kw: Yes, like I said, we need-
VJ: Mom!
Kw: (looks down) Huh?
Yang: You have to fight Skipper!
Kw:…um, no, I´m good up here!
Sk: Wait a minute, which Skipper?
Skipper: He´s your soldier, clone.
Sk: True…
Kw: (jumps down, looking nervous) Do I have to?
AT: Let me see-yes.
Kw: (sighs) Fine. (gets into battle stance)
Sk: (gets ready to fight) But no permanent injuries right?
AT: Unless you want to.
Sk: No permanent injuries…alright.
Yang: How about we draw a circle around you two and the first one to step outside of the line loses.
Kw: Yeah, that sounds much better!
Rookie: (takes out chalk and makes a circle) Is this enough?
Skipper: That looks fine to me.
Sk: Alright soldier, let´s fight.
Kw: (moves forward and strikes)
Sk: (dodges strike and grabs his flipper)
Kw: (puts his wing over Sk´s and twist it, forcing the penguin to let go)
Sk: (tackles him to the floor and fighting on top of Kowalski)
Kw: (flips them and tries to pin Sk down)
Sk: (puts his feet on Kowalski´s chest and kicks him backwards)
Kw: (scrambles to his feet and dodges another of Sk´s strikes then flips and jumps over him)
(Kw lands behind Sk, who tries to turn around in time, but Kw kicks him in the back, causing Sk to slide forward on his stomach)
Sk: (makes a sharp turn and heads back to Kowalski, slamming into him)
Kw: (tumbles over the edge of the line)
Skipper:…Wow…that was short.
Kw: And more of a grapple than a real fight.
Sk: Well, I didn´t want to unintentionally hurt you.
AT: Well, a fight´s not epic without blood.
Hs: (perks up) Blood?!
Cl: O.o Not again!
Hs: (laughs) I was just kidding.
Cl: (glares)
(door opens)
Mt: WE´RE BAACK!
KJ: (covered in apple mush) Ugh! That was being the most disgusting dare evah!
AT: Well, at least the freeway´s cleaned. Kowalski this dare´s for you and Mort.
Dr.B: Kowalski and Mort? (laughs)
Ccg8: (slaps him)
Dr.B: Ow! What was that for?
Kw: (glaring at him) What do I have to do?
AT: (looks at sheet) Let´s see…turn Mort into a monster.
Kw: (hesitates)
Skipper: Come on, Kowalski, what damage could Sad Eyes do? He´s a tiny, hyper puffball, nothing more.
Mt: It´s truuuuuuuueee! I am a gumball!
Skipper: (face-flippers)
Kw: Alright, Mort…would you stop crying for just a second and smile?
Mt: Okay! (smiles at Kowalski who shoots him with a ray)
KJ: YEEES! BE KILLING THE SAD EYE!
Everyone:…(glares at him)
KJ: What?
Ml: I can´t believe you!
KJ: I know, I´m dazzling, aren´t I?
Rookie: (gags)
Mt: I feel all sizzly! (starts to grow)
KJ: (gasps)
Zn: Is he supposed to look like that?
Kw: (looks up at Mort and shrugs) I dunno, you told me to turn him into a monster and I did!
Mt: (a huge hairy monster with two red eyes the size of cartwheels and sharp, pointed teeth with drool dripping from his mouth)
AT: I think DreamWorks missed a few details in "Mort Unbound"…
Skipper: Geez, you really think so?
Camille: (starts crying in shock and hugs Sk)
Skipper: (picks up crying Cadet and holds him close)
Mt: FOOD! (each time he takes a step forward, the ground shakes) FOOOOD!
Cl: (grips head) First ´blood´ now ´food´?!
Hs: Concentrate!
Cl: On what?
Hs: ON NOT GETTING CRUSHED! (tackles him out of the way as a giant Mort foot creates a carter where Clemson was standing 1\2 seconds ago)
Cl: 0.0 (faints)
Hs: (catches him)
Mt: (destroys the TD studio)
Skipper: YEEESSS!
AT: NO!
Sk: Kowalski, as much as I want to thank you for creating a TD destroying monster- (raises flipper)
Ccg8: Wait! Skipper, you´ve been dared to resist the urge to slap Kowalski!
VJ: I wonder if it´s the same person who dared Mort to turn into a monster.
Zn: (rolls eyes) Of course it was!
VJ: I was being sarcastic!
Zn: Suuuure you were!
VJ: I was! Don´t you think I know how to be sarcastic?!
Sk: VJ, Zane, can you two argue sometime else, please!?
Mt: (grabs a piece of concrete and throws it at them)
Sk: DUCK!
KJ: Where?! (gets hit by concrete)
Mr: You´re majesty! (helps him out)
KJ: No, no…I´m o-okay, Mauricah…I just see Sky Spirits with flowers r-right th-there…(points dizzily into the air then collapses)
Ml: We´ve got bigger problems than unconscious Julians now.
Rookie: Yeah, and those ´bigger problems´ just stormed down next Avenue, heading toward Don´s Pizza Place.
Yin: YAY! Pizza! Can we join him?
Everyone: (looks at him)
Yin: (groans) Fine! Let´s go save NYC!
AT: Alright, Kowalski, do you have your invention?
Kw:…I did…but Mort broke it. (points over his shoulder to a pile of ashes)
Skipper: Blowhole and Kowalski, you fix the invention. Everyone else, divide into groups and try to keep Mort from keeping too much damage. Private clone, take the younglings and take them where it´s safe. AT, no dares or truths on the way.
AT: Who put you in charge?
Skipper: I did, now let's go!
(everyone scrambles off)
Pv: (takes Cadet and Camille) Come on, Vivian Junior and Zane, you two have to come too.
Zn: But I want to help save the city!
VJ: So do I! Dad, why can´t we help?
Sk: Because you´re too young to fight a monster. You can´t handle weapons yet.
Zn: I can fire fireworks and other explosives at it to keep it distracted!
VJ: Right and mom showed me a few defensive moves and how to handle a spear!
Sk: KOWALSKI!
Kw: (from inside the ruins of the TD studio) What?!
Sk: Not you…ugh, fine. But stay behind me and don´t stray off!
Zn&VJ: Yes sir!
Sk: (slides off with Skipper, Zane and Vivian Junior)
(group one: AT, Julian, Marlene, Rookie, Yin)
(group two: Hans, Clemson, Maurice, Ccg8, Yang)
(group three: Sk, Skipper, Zane, VJ)
Mt: (roars with pepperoni pizza in his mouth) I DON´T LIKE PEPPERONIS!
People: (run out of the restaurant, screaming)
Owner: (curses in Italian) You scared off my costumers! (throws cans of anchovies at him)
Mt: (shudders from the saltiness and grabs a tiny coke can)
(group one tries to get close)
Rookie: (grabs hold of the taxi seat) AT, do you even know how to drive?
AT: No, but how hard can it be? (accidently takes wrong turn and drives into the opposite direction)
Ml: You are going the wrong way!
AT: I know! How do you turn this thing around?
(group two has more luck)
Hs: So, Clemson, do you have the tranquilizer?
Cl: (holding it away from him) It should be illegal for animals to hold such a thing!
Ccg8: Give me that! (takes it) Everyone stand back! (starts shooting)
Mt: (barely notices the tiny shots) Hmm…ICE CREAM! (takes the whole icebox and gobbles it up) (spits out the container) Blah! I don´t like metal! Bad for my teeth.
Mr: And ice cream isn´t?
Yang: DUCK!
Hs: Where?
Group Two: (ducks as the ice cream container flies towards them)
Group Three: (sneaking up behind Mort)
Sk: Alright, Zane, when I say go, fire those fireworks to keep it distracted. VJ, you have to throw this spear. (gives her spear with a strong rope attached to it) Try to hit that wall over there. Mort should stumble over it and trip. Clone, you and I tie him up when he´s down. Everyone got it?
Skipper: Yeah.
Zn: Okay, now?
Sk: Wait for it…..Now!
Zn: (slides forward and lights some fireworks)
Mt: (stops and stares at the multicolor lights) Oooh! Pretty!
VJ: (throws the spear)
(the spear gets stuck firmly on the opposite of the wall and the rope tightens into a firm trip line)
Sk: Ready clone?
Skipper: Yeah, in three…two…and on-
AT: Watch out guys! Stupid taxi! (drives to control the car)
Skipper: No, guys! Turn around! (the taxi drives right into Mort, tripping him)
Sk: NOW CLONE! (both Skippers slid over to the monster and throw ropes over it)
(group one piles themselves out of the taxi)
Yin: Mental note to self, never ride with an under-aged teenager.
AT: It wasn´t my fault! There are no labels on these things!
Rookie: Guys, come on! (grabs rope and helps in tying Mort)
(the TD crew helps with securing the enormous mouse lemur)
Kw: We did it!
Ccg8: Yeah, so did we.
Dr.B: (holds up a ray gun and zaps Mort)
Mt: NOOOOOOooooooo…huh? Where am I?
KJ: Mort!
Mt: Hi King Julian! Hi everybody!
KJ: Mort, I shall make you pay for giving my stomach da royal queasies!
Mr: Mort! You´re back! (takes him out of the pile and hugs him)
Mt: (licks some vanilla ice cream off his chin and giggles)
Skipper: Everyone, except for Ringtail and AT, good work!
AT: What?
KJ: You are not being welcomed, silly penguin!
Sk: Vivian J, Zane, excellent work!
VJ: Thanks!
Zn: Told ya we could do it! (high fives VJ)
AT: Alright, everyone, back to the studio!
Sk: Ha! Which stu- oh no!
(TD studio starts rebuilding itself)
AT: And hurry up before anyone starts to question us!
Skipper: (drags his feet)
Ccg8: (rolls eyes and picks him up)
Skipper: Hey! Put me down!
Cadet: (runs from Pv) Dada!
Sk: Cadet, Camille, you´re okay!
Skipper: Good job, Private clone!
Pv: Thanks, Skippah clone.
(back into the TD studio)
AT: Alright, everyone, five minute break.
Sk: (sits down beside his clone)
Cadet: (climbs into Skipper´s lap)
Camille: (uses pillows to climb onto Skipper´s head)
Skipper: Camille! What´s with you and my head?
Sk: Maybe she´ll be as good with climbing as Karen.
Skipper: O.o
(door opens)
Rc: Hey Guys!
Rookie: Hello, Rico…and visitors?
AT: (stands up) Guys, two new people who will be joining us for this chapter. Sharkira, who you all know.
Yang: Except us.
Sharkira: Well, I´m Sharkira.
Yin: And we´re two snivys who will steal you blind before you can even blink!
Sharkira:…
Yang: He´s just kidding!
Sharkira: oh
Skipper: Oh no!
Ml: What?
Skipper: He is what! (points to the second visitor)
(a sixteen yr old boy with messy black hair, pale skin and dark olive eyes, wearing ripped jeans and a dark shirt with a black dagger resting in a hip-belt)
Skipper: My author´s brother!
AT: Hey Nico!
Nico: (looks around) So this is the ´famous´ TD studio. I expected it more darker and evil looking…with torture devices and all.
Sk: Don´t get fooled by its peaceful appearance! This whole place is reeking with dark author magic and sinister dares.
Nico: (rolls eyes) Yeah, sure…so I´m here why again?
AT: You´re sister dared you to come and annoy Sk and Skipper. ^^
Skipper: Oh no!
AT: Oh yes! Anyway, let´s continue.
Nico: Uhm, AT?
AT: What?
Nico: (talks to her quietly)
AT: Uh, sure…
Nico: You can torture the others till we get back.
Skipper: Now wait just a minute! Till who gets back?
AT: Bye Skippys and Nico.
Sk: What?
Nico: I need a…more appropriate place to annoy\torture you, so we´re going back to the Underworld.
Skipper: NOO!
Nico: (opens shadow and grabs the two Skippers, then disappears)
Cadet: (looks around) Papa!
Camille: (waddles over confused to the place where they´ve been standing)
Ml:…what just happened?
AT: Okay, remember when Julian went on a date with a reviewer and he said he was trying to protect her from a ´dark man who appeared out of nowhere´ and then he ended up in a creepy place?
Ml: Yeah?
AT: That´s where the Skippers are going. Next dare-
Yang: Julian, I dare you to throw your crown into a lava pit and let Rico burn the rest.
KJ: Ha! I may not be the smartesty character in here, but I am knowing you can´t be daring me!
Yin: Our author dared it, idiot.
KJ: Oh…NOOOOOOOOO! I DON´T WANNA BE BURNING MY CROWNS!
Rc: Yu hav to, now go!
KJ: Fine! (walks over to a door with a "WARNING! HOT LAVA!" sign on it)
Hs: When did we get a lava room?!
AT: Like about one minute ago.
(next scene: the lava room)
KJ: And as I´m standing here, the burning hotness from the lava stinging my eyes, and lonely tear is falling from my face, I am holding my beloved symbol of royalness over the pit. The mass has been falling silent as I´m approaching the pit. I´m taking it off my head, and hugging it closer to me. Oh how I am shedding tears-
Dr.B: GET ON WITH IT!
KJ: Al-alright, the fishy face is right. (drops it and collapses crying into Maurice)
Mr: (sighs and awkwardly pets his head)
Dr.B: Don´t call me a fish, dolphins are mammals.
Ccg8: We know that…fish face.
Dr.B: Stop calling me that!
Rookie: So, Julian, do you happen to have any other crowns you could wear instead?
KJ: Yes, of course! (grabs two other crowns from behind his back) Ta-daa!
Rc: (coughes up flamethrower and burns them)
KJ: (starts screaming like in "Crown Fools)
Mr: And that was the last two he´s got.
KJ: MY CROWNS!
AT: Someone shut him up please!
Ml: Alright! (grabs him and drags him into other room)
Everyone: (follows her)
Hs: What´s that?!
Mt: It´s MUD! (jumps in)
Ml: (dumps Julian in, who immediately stops screaming)
Hs: (leans over the edge) Why on earth would anyone have mud in their studio?
Cl: For dares! (pushes him in)
Hs: HEY! (falls in and sinks)
Cl: (laughing at him)
Mt: (jumps out again with Julian clutching his ankle) The king is touching my feet! O.o?
KJ: (quickly lets go and falls to the floor, twitching and muttering) Crowns…crowns…my…crowns…my…royal…crowns
Zn: (pokes him) Is he going to be okay?
Mr: Count on it. He had worse, like when Mort accidently-
Cl: HANS! (leans over the edge) He´s gone!
AT: He hasn´t resurfaced?
Cl: N-no…(cups paws around mouth) HANS!
Ccg8: Aww, Hanson!
Cl: (glares at her)
Ccg8: Sorry.
Cl: I´m going in! (dives under)
Ccg8: Double awww! I knew it!
VJ: Btw, when is dad going to get back?
AT: Hopefully never!
VJ: -_-
AT: So long till Nico is done…which can take a while, though. I hope.
Cl: (dives up with a limp Hans) Guys! Help me!
Hs:…(grabs him and ducks him under) Haha! Payback!
Cl: (struggling, then dives under and comes up from behind him, glaring)
Hs: (laughing)
Cl: Not funny! (splashes him with mud) I almost had a heart attack! I thought you had drowned!
Hs: Well, I´m here and rather un-drowned, don´t you think?
Ml: Alright, before this turns into some serious make-up session…get out of the pool.
(Hans and Clemson jump out)
(back in the main room)
Dr.B: You have to help us! We don´t have much time till we stand under attack! (holding a book and talking to it)
Kw: (holding a picture of Doris) They´re plotting against us, I have 100% proof! Besides, I think you´ll look rather beautiful with a machine gun in your flipper.
Ccg8: Alright, first they´re talking to inanimate objects, now flirting?!
AT: The next one is a dare for all of us!
(Sk and Skipper suddenly stumble out of a shadow in the corner)
Sk: Ughh…my head…
Camille: Dadee! (runs over to them, then stops and backs away)
Cl: Eww! You smell like old cemeteries.
Skipper: That´s exactly how we feel!
AT: What happened?
Sk: It was terrible! First of all-
Pv: No! I don´t want to hear it! (covers ears)
AT: Alright, then tell me later. Anyway, as I said before, the next dare is for all of us!
Skipper: Let me guess, it involves maniacal hippos?
AT:…
Skipper: Blue flamingoes?
AT: Err, no.
Skipper: Rabid puppies?
AT: No! We have to tell our biggest secrets.
Skipper:…and no lassoing boars while riding monkeys?
AT: Ugh, no!
Sk: This TD´s no fun.
Cadet: Yeah…(holding crayon)
Camille: (coloring the floor instead of the paper) Papa! (taps flipper on a pink blob with two eyes)
Sk: That´s…a flattering picture of you, Skipper.
Skipper: No, I think it´s you.
AT: Can we please get on with the dare?
Skipper&Sk:…
AT: Thank you! Now, who´ll go first?
Everyone:…(looks at each other)
AT: Anyone?
Everyone: (points the person next to them) You go!
AT: Fine, I´ll go first, then we´ll go clockwise.
Everyone: (immediately switches places with their neighbor)
AT: Everyone stay right where you are!
Everyone: (groans and goes back to their original spots)
AT: Hmm, let´s see…
Sk: That´s right, you have so many secrets, you can´t think of one right now.
AT: Shut up.
Kw: How about I give you a few hints?
AT: No, and I don´t even want to know how you got hold of any of my secrets!
Kw:…
AT: Okay, I have one. I had, I don´t know if he lived to be fourteen, a twin brother.
Hs: What do you mean, you don´t know if he lived to be fourteen?!
Sk: (gasps) You killed him?
AT: No! And if I did, I would know when he died! He was a monkey. Chimpanzee to be exact. He was born to the exact time I was.
Cl: Eww! Then you´re related to him! (points to Julian)
KJ: (eating flees out of his fur)
AT: (shudders) Chey, you´re next.
Ccg8: Ugh, why on earth did I stand beside you? Okay, fine. I have some good luck sunglasses. They´re the last of their kind.
Skipper: And why would we care for some old rotten sunglasses?
Ccg8: (glares at him) I thought you knew better than to insult a sorceress!
Kw: What?
Ccg8: (puts on glasses)
(Cadet randomly throws a toy car and it hits Skipper)
Skipper: Ow!
Ml: My turn! I secretly joined an otter dating club last year. But I haven´t met any guys that struck me as –mature\worth-wasting-time-for BFs, so I´m still searching. (turns to camera) All you lonely guys out there who are handsome, loves Spanish guitar and Candlelight dinner, I´M YOUR GIRL!
Sk: I´m handsome…and I can play the Spanish guitar…(sighs)
Skipper: Let it go, clone.
AT: Yeah, you´ve only started your family, you can´t abandon Skipper and the kids now!
Sk: (throws random brick at her)
AT: (ducks)
Pv: My turn! Alrighty, do you guys want to know my secret ingredient for my love smoothies?
Everyone: Yes!
Pv: It´s very simple actually.
Dr.B: What is it?
Pv: You wouldn´t believe how easy it is to get the secret ingredient!
Cl: Well, tell us what it is!
Pv: You guys ready?
Everyone: Yeah!
Pv: It might shock you!
Rc: JUSSED TELL UZ!
Pv: Okay…ready?
Everyone: PRIVATE!
Pv: Okay, okay. The secret ingredient is…
Everyone:…IS?
Private: The secret ingredient is love.
Everyone…
Sharkira: (sarcastic) Really? The love smoothies include love? Hmm, who would´ve thought of that?!
Pv: Okay, okay. It´s cinnamon.
Everyone: Ohh!
Pv: Rico, it´s your turn!
Rc: (puts flipper on beak in thinking way) Hmmmm…oh I´ve got on´! Tha reasun why I can swallow an regurgitate things is becuz wen I was a chick-
KJ: Wait a minute! Hold on! Rico was a chic?!
Mr: (groans) No! You´re majesty, he meant baby chick as in young fledgling!
KJ: Da freaky penguin is a fulgurate?
Mr: NO! HE WAS A BABY BIRD!
KJ: Oh!
Sharkira: Idiot.
Rc: As I was sayin, tha reasun why is becuz I ate a bottle of acid.
Kw: (straightens up) You ate acid?
Rc: Yup!
Kw: That you´re still alive, shouldn´t be possible.
Rc: (a bit hurt) Thanx!
Kw: No, no I didn´t mean it that way…anyway, can I drive you through a few tests?
Rc: Nope an it´s yu´r turn!
Kw: Darn it. (takes a deep breath) Are you ready?
Everyone: Yeah.
Rookie: And don´t do the same thing like Private!
Pv: (smiles)
Kw: Does anyone here know Usher?
Almost everyone: (raises their hands\paws\flippers)
Kw: Before I joined Skipper´s team, I was the real Usher. Then it got too dangerous for me. I mean, singing penguin with an amazing voice? Far out right? Anyway, so I retreated and the black guy on air now took up my name.
Ml: So you´re the one that found Justin Bieber?!
Kw:…Who´s Justin Bieber?
AT: The guy who was here about two chapters ago.
Kw:…?
AT: The one we sent into outer space?
Kw: Ohh! That guy. No, I didn´t.
Ml: Oh, darn it! I always wanted to meet the person who found JB!
VJ: I didn´t know you were a fan.
Ml: (looks at her weirdly) I am!
Kw: Alright, Sk it´s your turn.
Sk: Fine…I love my family?
AT: Skippy!
Sk: Alright, how about the truth about what happened to Lola.
Skipper: Who´s Lola? I saw only saw a picture of her once, but you never told me.
AT: She´s Sk´s ex and a bobble-head-doll.
Skipper: Oh.
Sk: Well, I dumped her.
Cl: Obviously, or else she would be here right now!
Sk: No, I really dumped her. She was getting annoying and so I dumped her out of the window…over the Atlantic Ocean! (buries face in flippers in shame)
Everyone: (gasps dramatically)
Sk: That´s not helping me!
Everyone: Sorry.
Skipper: Clone! Even I didn´t drop Karen into the Atlantic…except that is a good idea.
Pv: She´s a penguin, she could just swim back.
Sk: Exactly! Lola was a doll…
Skipper: My turn. I hate all authors and all TDs.
AT: Something new!
Skipper: (sighs) Fine! I studied dramatic arts before joining the military.
AT: I said something new! You´re dramatic, we all know that!
Skipper: Did you know I studied them before?
AT: Well, no…
Skipper: So it´s something new! Now shut up and let someone else go.
Mt: Oh! Me! Me! Pick ME!
Everybody: Alright, Mort you go.
Mt: YAY!
KJ: What a gluff!
Mr: You´re Majesty, you´re still using made up words.
KJ: So? I´m a king I can do anything!
Cadet: (looks up at him in awe) King!
KJ: (smiles down at him) Yes, my little flightless admirer…(bends down to pick him up)
Sk: (slaps his paws away) Don´t touch my son!
KJ: (glares and stands straight again)
Ml: It was Mort´s turn to tell us a secret!
Sk: Oh yeah, sure. Go ahead, Sad Eyes.
Mt: Well, I like birdies and eating popcorn! And the feet.
Mr: What did you expect?
Mt: And my middle name is Richard!
KJ: Pfft! Richard is a stupid name!
Mt: Thank you! (hugs his foot)
KJ: (kicks him away)
Mt: I LOVE YOU TOOO~
Kw: Julian, you´re next.
KJ: And why am I having to share my secrets with useless commoners like you?
AT: Becuz these useless commoners are going to get violent if you don´t.
KJ: If you are saying so.
AT: I´m saying so.
KJ: Hmmm…(thinks)
Everyone:…
KJ: (thinks and thinks some more) Ok, my secret passion is John Wolfgan fun Goethe.
Kw: That´s Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
KJ: (not listening and starts to recite)
*Who is this, who rides through storm and wind?
It´s the father with his child.
He is holding his son tightly.
The boy is safe and warm in his arms.
´My son, why are you so afraid?"
´Don´t you, father, see the Erl King? With his robe and crown?´
´No, my son. It´s the fog.´
"You lovely child, come and walk with me.
Sweet games I will play with you.
Colorful trees are waiting for you.
My mother has laid out the golden clothes."
´My father, my father, don´t you hear the promises of the king?´
´Be still my child, stay still.
It´s only the wing, howling through the leaves.´
"Do you, fine lad, want to go with me?
My daughters are waiting for you.
My daughters will guide you;
They´ll dance and sing you to sleep."
´My father, my father don´t you see,
The Erl King´s daughters there in the mist?´
´My son, my son, I see it clearly.
It´s only the trees.´
"I love you, I am touched by your gentle frame.
But if you´re not willing, I will have to use brute force."
My father, my father, he´s hurting me!
Erl King has brought me harm!
The father began to dread, he rode quickly,
With his moaning son,
He made it to the court with much trouble and difficulty,
But his child was already dead.
Everyone:…
Kw: Wow. Just…wow.
KJ: I know, I know, I´m awesome!
Kw: How did you translated and memorize the entire poem like that?
KJ: (looks at him annoyed)…´I know, I know, I´m awesome?´
AT: Okay, next person.
KJ: Wait! You have to give the smelly penguins a chance to bask in my intelligence and awesomeness!
Kw: No thank you. Sharkira, you´re next.
Sharkira: Thank you, Kowalski! I was feeling a little forgotten here!
Pv: Sorry.
Ml: Sorry.
Sharkira: Nothing to it…anyway, I´ve never had a boyfriend before. Ever.
Yan: Really?
Sharkira: I know, it´s hard to believe. ;) Well, there are two guys who have crushes on me. Blowy here and a disgusting slimy Eel. Electric Eel to be exact.
Ccg8: Bro?
Dr.B: (blushing) No, I don´t!
Skipper: Ooh, really? You can admit your love for Shark girl, we´re all friends here.
Dr.B: (glares at him) Shut up if you want to keep that beak.
Skipper: (balls fists) Bring it, loser.
Sk: Not in front of the kids!
Cadet: Fite, fite, fite!
Camille: Go dadee!
Sk:…
Skipper:…
Dr.B: (throws a punch at the penguin)
Skipper: (ducks it and starts to fight back when AT picks him up from behind)
Ccg8: (holds Blowhole back)
AT: No fighting unless I give you permission!
Skipper: What kind of TD is that without the freedom to punch each other´s faces?!
AT: I can punch your face if you want.
Skipper: No thank you.
AT: Next person! Who didn´t share a secret yet?
Mr: I didn´t.
Ml: Okay, Maurice?
Mr: I had a kid with a lovely lemur girl once, but two weeks later, she got killed by a foosa and my only daughter died from a deadly sickness. (wipes away a tear) Since then I never tried to start a family again and so I just buried my head into my job, serving King Julian.
Rookie: (winces) That´s bitter.
Yan: Oh poor you. (hugs him)
Mr: It´s alright.
Dr.B: Okay, Chey don´t kill me.
Ccg8: What?
Dr.B: I had 20 girlfriends.
Ccg8: WHAT?
Dr.B: But they all dumped me becuz I was so focused on science!
Hs: (laughs) Loser!
Dr.B: You´re just jealous because I´m straight!
Hs: -.-
VJ: Can I tell my secret now?
Pv: Sure, go ahead!
VJ: Well, I´m hooked.
Sk:…What?
VJ: It´s not a strong drug, it just helps me every once in a while to relax, you know.
Sk: (stares at her)
VJ: (rolls eyes) Dad´s I was just kidding. I eat mushrooms.
Sk: Okay, wow, you had me there for a moment.
VJ: Whatever. (she just lied to escape another one of those ´if you have a problem talk to us´ conversation. Sure, she loved her parents, but they can´t expect to be able to solve everything. The drug is called ´mushrooms´)
Zn: Well, I´m not really in love with April.
Ml: Who´s April?
Zn: A girl I know.
Kw: Really?
Zn: Yeah…
Sk: Is there someone else you like?
Zn:…no…
Sk: (starts to say something)
Cl: Well, my secret is, I´m a chief cook from Venezuela. I cook all kinds of plants, fish and every now and then a squirrel dish.
Ml: S-squirrel dish?
Cl: Yeah, they´re really good with mustard.
Ml: F-Fred…(chokes)
Pv: (pats her back)
Hs: Well, I voice Draken (is that his name?) from Kim Possible! Of course, I have a fake name, ´John di Miggo´. And I never do interviews or else that´ll blow my cover.
Skipper: (crosses flippers) I don´t believe you.
Hs: (glares) Then don´t! If you´d just watch an episode on YouTube, you´ll see that I´m not lying.
AT: Last one is Rookie, or do you two want to say something too?
Yan: Ye-
Yin: No! No way! We´ll keep our secrets!
AT: Okay, okay!
Rookie: I ´m afraid of graveyards.
Sk: Then be glad you didn´t go with us to the underworld. (shivers) All skeletony down there and dark…and creepy.
Rookie: (shudders) Yeah, I´m glad you two were so kind to do it for me.
Skipper: We were forced by a half dead specter!
AT: Shut up! (punches him. The next dare is for Marlene. Take this rubber fish, (holds it up) and do the best prank you can think of.
Ml: (takes it) What am I supposed to do with it?
AT: (shrugs) Think of something. And while she´s doing that, Hans and Clemson, would you two do the honors of humiliating Sk and Skipper?
Hs: Uhm, sure?
Cl: (pushes a button and pictures of the two flash onto the wall)
AT: Look! There´s you two cuddling after a mission, there´s Sk with Camille, here is your wedding photo…
Rookie: Awwww!
Sharkira: You guys are sooo cute!
Sk: Grrr!
Skipper: (glares at them) You guys are complete idiots, you know that?
AT: And you two are boring penguins who don´t know the definition of fun.
Sk: (eye twitches) I invented fun!
Ml: Suuuuure you did!
VJ: (laughs) Come on, dad, it´s just a joke.
Sk: No it´s not!
Ccg8: Boring?
Hs: Check.
Ccg8: Penguins?
Hs: Check.
Ccg8: No fun?
Hs: Double check!
Skipper: (rolls eyes) Immature?
Sk: Triple check!
AT: Next dare?
Cadet: Check!
AT: (turns the overhead projector off) Kay, Zane, you have a dare from Vivian.
Zn: Is it bad?
AT: Hm, depends.
(a dark shape flies into the window)
Zn: Dragon! (hides behind VJ)
Drago: (a black dragon with red eyes and a half knitted sock flies in) Hello.
VJ: Hi.
Sk: (gets into fighting stance) Intruder!
Drago: No, no! I´m not an intruder! I´m Drago.
Zn: A dragon!
VJ: He´s kinda afraid of dragons.
Drago: Well, he doesn´t have to be of me, I´m not gonna hurt anybody!
Zn: That´s what they all say!
AT: Drago, how about you introduce yourself to our viewers? I´m not sure everybody here knows you.
Drago: Okay. Well, my name is-
Ml: Drago.
Drago: Yeah and I love knitting, (holds up sock and starts knitting really fast while talking) I love helping people with their love problems and cleaning their houses when they need it…I hate vegetables and fruit.
KJ: Pah! Every mango hater is a hater!
Drago: I don´t like mango! It´s all stringy and gets stuck between my teeth! (shows a row of sharp, white teeth)
Zn: (clutches VJ´s flipper)
Drago: And right now I´m in love with a fierce, beautiful lady.
AT: Really? What´s her name?
Drago: Well, most people just call her Mother Shark.
Kw&Sk&VJ&Zn&AT: 0.0
Kw: M-mother Shark?
Drago: Yeah, she´s really nice.
Kw: If by nice you mean she tried to kill my family and I!
Drago: (looks offended) What do you mean?
Sk: Long story. Your sweetheart can tell it to you.
Drago: (shrugs) That´s about it.
Zn: So you really don´t eat kids?
Drago:…no.
Zn: And you like bird meat?
Drago: Eww, no not penguins! I mostly eat songbirds and little rodents.
KJ: Oh boy! (hides behind Maurice)
Mr: Your majesty, lemurs aren´t rodents.
Zn: Good, well I´m Zane.
Skipper: So, do you have any dare here or did you just came to say hello?
Drago: Well, I´ve been dared to come and say hi to Zane, and since I LOVE dares, I wouldn´t say no.
AT: Well, Drago, nice to meet you.
Drago: You too. Goodbye, Zane!
Zn: Bye! (waves at him while he flies away)
AT: He was pretty nice.
Skipper: Yeah, and highly suspicious.
AT: Only for you, flathead!
Skipper: What?!
AT: Rico!
Rc: Wha?
AT: You´ve been dared to blow up stuff for two hours.
Rc: Alrigh´!
Kw: Everyone is mad at me when I accidently explode one of my inventions, but Rico is allowed to blow everything up? Even gets dared to?
Skipper: Well, clone of my soldier, it´s not like he gets to explode ANYthing.
Sk: Except this TD studio.
Skipper: Yeah except that and the central base for FanFiction and Denmark´s files of me-
Sk: Already did that.
Rc: (slides out with dynamite)
Skipper: -and Hoboken and Blowhole´s lair and the Red Squirrel´s lair and the review button for Truth and Dares and the sign-up button for FanFiction and-
AT: Skipper!
Skipper: What?
AT: Would you be so kind to shut up and let him do the dare.
Skipper:…
AT: Rico? (looks around then shrugs) Next dare! Kowalski and Julian are going to have a dance contest!
KJ: Oh yeah! I will so win.
Kw: And what should convince me to do that?
AT: The winner gets a free dare pass.
Kw: I´m in!
AT: Five minutes to warm up while we pick a song.
Kw: (goes with Julian into the other room)
(five minutes later)
Kw: We´re ready!
KJ: And I will go first, because I am a king and I get the right to show off first.
Kw: Okay, go ahead.
(Mort turns on the boom box and Julian begins dancing)
KJ: (hums along with the tune and dances faster)
(the song ends and Julian collapses breathlessly next to Maurice) H-ha! Try b-beating that, smelly penguin!
Kw: (leaning against wall, looking bored) That´s all you had to present?
KJ: (stands up) Those were my best dancing moves!
Kw: Okay, now step aside and let the real profi do his work. By the way, this is a song I wrote myself.
KJ: Get ready to fall asleep, everyone. This is going to be bo-ring!
Dr.B: (turns on the boom box and "More" from Usher starts)
Kw: (begins dancing)
KJ: (jaw drops open)
Kw: (grabs microphone) If you really want more, scream it out louder! Bring on the floor, bring out the fire. And light it up, take it up higher, we´re gonna push to the limits give you more.
Ml: (cheers him on)
KJ: (crosses arms and glares at her)
Kw: (finishes dance)
(some animals are cheering, except for Maurice and Mort of course)
Kw: (bows) Thank you!
KJ: (huffs) That-that was nothing! I can do better, really!
Cl: (puts arm around him) Aww, come on. It´s just a dance contest.
Hs: (pats his back) Yeah, listen to the gay lemur.
Cl: (jerks arm back and glares at Hans)
AT: And I´m proud to announce the winner…Kowalski!
KJ: (sighs) I guess, you did do a good job, pengooin.
Kw: Thanks. Okay, do I have a dare to skip?
AT: (looks at dare sheet) Only one and that is to bring Mort back to life if he dies.
Kw: What?
Yan: But that´s a dare for Mort, he has to jump off the Empire State Building.
KJ: (suddenly smiles) Then what are we waiting for?! (grabs Mort and runs out)
Shakira: That guy…has. A. problem!
Mr: And this is the kinda guy I have to live with…(shrugs) But you get used to it after a while, I suppose.
(on the Empire State Building)
Rookie: Was it really necessary to tranquilize the guards?
Skipper: Sure! You don´t want these guys sneaking around here, do you?
Sk: (comes in with sleeping gas container) Okay, all the visitors and staff workers are out, we can go now.
Everyone:…
Sk: What? You don´t want these guys sneaking around here, do you?
Mt: I´m ready! (puts tiny goggles over his chest)
Mr: Uhm, Mort, you put it over your eyes, like this. (re-arranges the goggles)
Mt: Okay, now I´m ready! Can I jump now?
AT: Wait a minute. (leans out the window) Someone make sure he has his parachute with him. If he falls without one, he´ll be MORE than dead.
KJ: (gives Mort a bag of popcorn) He´s ready, now go!
Mt: (jumps out)
Ccg8: Wait! He doesn´t have a parachute!
KJ: Of course he does! Come on!
(opens the door and the gas comes in)
Sk: Rico, gas masks!…Rico, soldier? (looks around)
Pv: He isn´t here!
Sk: I know that!
Skipper: Kowalski, options!
Kw: Jump after Mort?
Yin: Hey guys? (holds up some masks) I don´t suppose these were meant for something? I was about to throw them away.
Skipper: (grabs it) Give me that! (hands it out to everyone)
(in the air)
Mt: (falling) Weeeeee! (eats popcorn while falling to his death)
Everyone: (has gathered outside and sees Mort flying down)
Mr: He´s gonna die!
Hs: Now he isn´t. Look!
Mt: (finishes popcorn, then takes bag and holds it over his head, using it like a parachute) (lands beside the TD crew) I´m here!
KJ: Mort, that was pathetic! You have to fly much faster, and scream! I didn´t hear you scream!
Mt: I´m sorry. I will do it again. (tries to run off, but Maurice grabs him)
Mr: I don´t think so. (carries him back to the studio)
(in the TD studio)
Rc: (comes in with scorched feathers) Ka-boom, ka-boom, boom…
Cl: The explosive maniac is here!
Rc: (holds up a bomb) Ka-BOOM!
Sk: Put that bomb away before-Camille!
Camille: (playing with lit dynamite stick) Dadee, look! Sparkl´s!
Skipper: No! (grabs the stick and snuffs the flame) No, Camille, that´s very dangerous.
Camille: (pouting) Mille likee danjerus!
Skipper: Normally, I´d support that, but chicks like you have to play with something less dangerous.
Cadet: (bites into ninja star then gives it to his sister) Here, Mille.
Sk: Ugh.
AT: You´re own fault, if you two would just have settled down for some pretty penguin girls, this would never have happened!
Skipper: Would you shut up for once? That last thing we need is your stupid comments when we´re trying to discipline our kids!
Sk: Rico?
Rc: (coughes up sparkly make up)
Skipper: What i-
Camille: Sparkl´s! (runs to Rico and grabs it)
Cadet: (puts flipper in it and takes it out, surprised at his sparkly wing)
Camille: (smears some eye shadow on her brother´s face and laughs)
Sk: (looks at Skipper and shrugs)
Ml: Okay, since everyone has forgotten me; Blowhole here, I forgot to give you this. (hands him a fish)
Dr.B: What for?
Ccg8: (elbows him)
Dr.B: (rolls eyes) Thanks Marlene.
Ml: You´re welcomed.
Dr.B: (puts it on his segway)…
(a electric shiver goes over the fish and it starts to control the segway)
Dr.B: (his segway lurches forward) What the-WHOA! (his segway goes crazy, driving him around like crazy while Blowhole holds on, yelling at them to help him)
Hs: HORROR MOVIE MATERIAL!
Cl: No it´s not.
Hs: Sure! Imagine a couple driving home from the movies or something then suddenly it´s car goes crazy and drives them over a cliff. Then the cameras zoom in on their twisted, bloody bodies and-
Cl: (holds ears shut) HANS!
Hs: Sorry.
Dr.B: (the segway drives him through a door, into a room)
(moments later)
Dr.B: Help! What are you doing? Wait, no! (a splash is heard)
Ccg8: (runs into the other room) Little brother?
Dr.B: (in mud pool) In here! (spits out mud)
Ml: Yes! It worked!
Kw: (high fives her)
Dr.B: (glares and pushes button on segway, making a long stream of mud soak them)
Ml: (jumps behind Kowalski right in time and is saved from mud stream)
Kw: (not so much) (coughing) Blowhole!
Dr.B: Your own fault! (pushes button on segway)
Segway: (climbs out)
VJ: What happened anyway?
Ml: Easy. I put in a tiny programmer into the mouth of the rubber fish, making it control Blowy´s scooter.
Dr.B: Don´t call me Blowy and it´s a SEGWAY! Not a scooter!
KJ: Oh, tomato, potato! Who cares!
AT: Next dare! Everyone has to jump in.
Everyone: (stops laughing\talking) What?
AT: It says it right here.
Skipper: I don´t see it.
AT: That´s becuz you can´t read Skippy.
Sk: What about you?
AT: Of course I can read!
Sk: No, do you have to jump in too?
AT: No.
Pv: Why not?
AT: Cuz I´m awesome! Now, jump everyone!
Skipper: I don´t believe you!
AT: (picks him up) Then don´t! (throws him in)
Everyone: (hesitating)
Cadet: (jumps in after Skipper)
Camille: Yay! (falls in)
Sk: Camille! (jumps in after her)
Everyone: (jumps in)
Sharkira: Ew. I like water better.
Kw: (dives up) That makes two of us.
Rc: T´ree.
Zn: Four.
Cadet: Fife!
Skipper: Who dared this anyway?
AT: Hmm, let me check. Oh yeah, it´s a reviewer named, "You-all-just-fell-for-it".
Hs: What?!
Pv: You liar! (throws mud ball)
AT: (ducks) You guys are really too trusting. BUT before you all kill me, you really have a dare. Bad guys have to fight the good guys and whoever wins gets a free trip to Hawaii.
Sk: You´re lying again.
Yan: Wait, no! That actually is a really dare.
Pv: From who?
Yin: Our author.
AT: Alright, good guys line up on this side and the bad guys on this side.
Sharkira: What about you?
AT: I´m going to be the judge.
Sk: No you´re not! (pulls her in)
AT: Skipper!
Sk: Ha! xP
AT: (ducks him) Ha back!
Skipper: Wait a minute! On which side is AT on? The good guys or bad ones?
AT: (splashes him) I´m joining the bad guys, so if I win, I don´t have to spent my vacation with annoying Skippers.
(Blowhole, Hans, Clemson, AT and Yin line up on one side while the rest on the other)
Zn: Can I join you?
Hs: Sure, we need more people anyway.
AT: Everyone ready?
Everyone: Yes!
Cadet: (sitting with Camille on the side of the pool, so they won´t get hurt) Yea!
AT: Annnnd…GO! (the teams lurch forward and mud splashes up on everyone)
Cadet: (claps flippers) Go dadee!
Camille: (splats mud on his head and laughs)
Cl: Who is the winner, AT?
AT: The team with the most people still in the pool.
Dr.B: Oh that´s easy! (takes Mort and flings him out of the pool)
Mt: I´m flying~!
(and as mud blotches go landing in people´s faces and characters go flying, scrambling out of the pool-)
KJ: Snake! (runs out)
Cl: (laughs at him and hides gummy snake)
(-time runs up-)
AT: Annnnd, TIME! Everyone stop! Skipper, drop that mud flipper!
Sk: What, in your face?
(-the people get counted and the winner is announced)
AT: Let´s see, the good guys have only five people still in, and the bad guys…one, two, three…(counts) Three people in! The good guys win!
Team Good: (cheers)
Team Bad: (jeers)
Dr.B: Well, at least the bad guys are all invited to a villains-rock tea party!
Everyone:…
Hs: Tea party?
Dr.B: What? My mother Crystal makes delicious tea!
Ccg8: Speaking of tea, oh Skippies! I want a cup of tea.
Sk:…
Skipper:…
Sk: Get your own set of slaves.
Skipper: We´re not doing anything!
AT: You have to it´s a dare!
Skippers: (glare)
AT&Ccg8: (shrug)
Skippers: (take their kids and walk into the kitchen)
Sk: I can´t wait this till TD is over. ´Skippies, do this! Skippies, you´re been dared to do that!´ (kicks cupboard) Who do they think they are, bossing us around like that?
Skipper: I hear you. Well, fortunately, I heard AT saying that she´s ending this TD soon. (starts cooking water)
Sk: (holds the chicks while they watch the smoke with fascination)
Skipper: What kind of tea do we have to make anyway?
Sk: Let´s just put in green tea. Who cares? Tea is tea.
Skipper: (pours water into cup and puts in a bag of green tea) Now for the sugar…
Sk: It has to be around here somewhere!
(The Skippers begin searching the cupboards for the sugar)
Camille: (looks into a cup with white crystals)
Cadet: (sticks fin in and licks it) Yum!
Camille: (licks the sugar)
Cadet: (grabs for the cup and accidently spills its contents into the cup)
Camille: Det, no!
Sk: I found it! (grabs a spoon and walks over)
Camille: (quickly hides the sugar cup)
Sk: (looks into it) There´s already sugar in there.
Skipper: Really? (looks into it) Well, maybe you forgot you already had.
Ccg8: SKIPPERS! WHERE´S MY TEA?!
Sk: YEAH, YEAH, WE´VE GOT IT! (growls)
Skipper: (pats his shoulder, than takes cup and walks out) Here, your highness. Enjoy your tea.
Ccg8: Thank you. You are excused now.
Skipper: (rolls eyes)
Ccg8: (takes a sip) Hmm, not bad.
Rookie: Shh! You´re interrupting Private!
Pv: (in a lamb costume) Well, who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby? (raises flipper) I do! I do!
So go up and greet your mammay, mammy, mammy! (waves) Hi there! Hi there!
And then march, march, march around the daisies! (marches around in a circle) But don´t, don´t, don´t you forget about the baby! (cradles an imaginary child in his flippers)
Sk:…what the fish was that?!
Pv: The lamby dance from Gravity Falls!
Yin: It looked weird.
Pv: I thought it was cute.
Ml: Of course you did.
Pv: Huh?
Ml: Never mind.
AT: Okay, next dare! Sk and Skipper are to be wiped of their memory of each other! In other words, they´ll forget that they have a clone…which means they´re gonna fight…again.
Sk: No way!
Kw: (zaps them)
Sk: (collapses)
Cadet: (jumps away from Skipper in shock) Papa?!
Camille: (shakes Sk´s shoulder) Dadee?
Sk: (stirs slowly) Ugghhh…
Skipper: (grips head) Kowalski, which invention exploded this ti-holy fish!
Sk&Skipper: (point at each other) Clone!
Pv: That again!
Sk: I got cloned!
Skipper: No, I did!
Sk: What do you mean? I´m the real Skipper!
Skipper: In your fishy dreams! (tackles Sk)
(the Skippers start fighting)
AT: (face palms) Honestly, what did you expect?
Kw: That they´ll rip each other´s feathers out till they find out which Skipper is the real one? Yes I did expect that.
Pv: That´s terrible!
Cadet: (looks at them fighting and starts crying)
Sharkira: Aw, he´s scared! (picks him up)
Yang: (stares at the fighting bundle) Honestly, who wouldn't be?
KJ: GO SKIPPER! WHICHEVER SKIPPER!
Camille: (starts crying becuz of her fathers and her brother)
Ml: (picks her up)
Sk: (stops chocking Skipper when he hears the chicks crying)
Skipper: (spits out feathers) We´re scaring our babies!
Sk: (looks at him strange) Our?!
Skipper: (gives him a confused look) Yeah, didn´t we raise these kids together?
Sk: No we didn´t!
Skipper: Well, whatever. (waddles over to Marlene and takes Camille)
Sk: (patting Cadet´s back) Shh…shh…
Ccg8: Aww, you four are so cute!
Sk&Skipper: Shh!
Ccg8: Sorry! (rolls eyes and sips tea)
Camille: (stops crying and sucks flipper)
Cadet: (has fallen asleep in Sk´s wings)
Sk: (takes the chicks)
Rc: (painfully hacks up a cradle)
Sk: (puts the kids in there)
Skipper: Well, problem one solved. And problem two, we still don´t know who´s the real Skipper!
Sk: I am!
Skipper: That´s what the clone always says!
Sk: You´re not any better! I´m more handsome, which means I´m the Skipper!
Skipper: But the real Skipper isn´t as stuck up as you are! So that means I am the real Skipper!
Sk: In your dreams!
Skipper: (slaps him)
Sk: (slaps him back)
(soon they´re engulfed in a slapping fight)
Everyone: (face palms)
Hs: Well, they´re akin in one thing.
Dr.B: What thing?
Hs: In being stupid.
AT: Wait a minute! I have an idea!
Rookie: On how to solve the problem?
AT: No, something better! On how to put two dares together!
Everyone: (groans)
Cl: Of course you always think about the most important things first.
AT: IKR, anyway Skippies! Listen up!
Skippers: (stopping in mid fight) DON´T CALL US SKIPPY!
AT: I didn´t, I called you Skippies. So, I know how to solve this problem!
Skippers: How?
AT: In a dance contest!
Skipper: Dancing? That´s supposed to solve our problem?
Sk: Pfft!
AT: Do you want to find out who the real Skipper is or not?
Skippers: Yes!
AT: Then do as I say! Okay, the dance you will dance is…The Macarena!
Skippers:…
VJ: Cool! I´ve danced this before! With my friends and Zane!
Zn: Ugh, don´t remind me! I swore to never, ever, ever join an all-girls sleepover! With karaoke!
VJ: It was awesome!
Zn: No it wasn´t!
VJ: (crosses flippers) That´s becuz you have no taste in what´s fun!
Zn: I do! Just I can tell the difference between sanity and insanity!
VJ: It wasn´t that crazy!
Ml: Uhm, Zane? Why were you at a girl´s sleepover party?
Sharkira: Or…is there something you haven´t told us yet? (smirks)
Zn: Oh shut up! I lost a bet!
VJ: (grins) Fair and square!
Zn: I still think that Adam cheated.
Sk: Guys? Remember the Skippers?
VJ: Oh yeah. Well, I can show you!
Skipper: I still think we can solve this the violent way.
AT: None of that! Now all we need is music.
Rc: (coughes up a CD) Ta-daa!
VJ: (stands in front of the Skippers) Ready?
Skippers: No.
VJ: Great! Hit it, Rico!
Rc: (coughes up hammer)
VJ: Not like that!
Rc: (swallows hammer and hits "play")
VJ: Okay, now everyone follow me! (begins dancing really good)
Skippers: (stumble over their limbs)
Sk: Dancing is so hard!
Skipper: Tell that to VJ!
VJ: (dancing away)
Zn: (shivers) Baad memories.
Sharkira: (ruffle his head feathers) Better get used to it.
Zn: (runs flipper over ruffled feathers)
Skipper: I think I´m getting the hang of it!
Hs&Cl: (dying from laughing)
Sk: (dancing the wrong way, but not noticing it)
Dr.B: I have never seen something more ridiculous than my arch enemies dancing for a title.
Ccg8: Believe me, little brother. I´ve seen worse. (smirks)
Dr.B: (punches her arm)
Ccg8: (punches him back)
Dr.B: Ow! (falls off his segway)
Skippers&VJ: (ends their dancing and bows)
Everyone: (halfway clapping, mostly laughing)
Sk: Wow! I never knew dancing was so much fun!
AT: Oh my goodness, I actually recorded a Skipper saying that! (checks camera) Yep, definitely recorded that!
Skipper: Well, AT? Who is the real Skipper now?
Sk: I am!
Skipper: It´s definitely me!
AT: Hmm…(takes out ray gun) I would say that the real Skipper is-(zaps them) Good, I didn´t have to answer that.
Sk: Answer what?
AT: Nothing. Wow, two dares left!
Sk: Then let´s get it over with!
AT: Okay, another fighting dare. Wow how many did we have? Anyway, this time-
Yan: All the boys have to fight together.
Rc: Yeah! (hacks up chainsaw and swings it around, laughing maniacally)
AT: Wait, Rico! It says you´re not allowed to use weapons.
Rc: Wha? Aw man! (turns it off and swallows it)
Hs: So how exactly are we supposed to fight? Wrestling? Or boxing? Or contests?
AT: I would say, the last three ones standing are the winners!
Dr.B: Then get ready to kiss the ground! (cracks knuckles)
Cl: Wait, I have to fight against Hans?
Hs: Hmm…I don´t know if you-(tackles him)
Boys: (start fighting)
Rookie: So we just stand here and watch them fight?
Sharkira: That´s boring.
Ccg8: Yeah…GO LITTLE BROTHER!
Dr.B: Trying! (hits Skipper with a flipper)
Pv: Oh dear.
Rc: (cornering Private) (attacks)
Pv: (ducks and lets him fly into the wall, then slides away)
Cl: (wrestling with Kowalski)
Hs: (feels something on his ankles) (looks down and sees Cadet)
Cadet: (hitting his feet) Ha!
KJ: (running around with a black eye and Skipper chasing him) I give up! I give up!
Sk: (knocks him off his feet, but gets tackled by Skipper)
Hs: (chuckles and bends down to pat Cadet´s head)
Cadet: (bites his wing)
Hs: Ow! (stumbles back and gets overrun by Clemson and Kowalski wrestling around)
Mr: (fighting impressively with Blowhole)
Kw: (pushes Clemson off)
Cl: (falls into Dr. Blowhole)
Mr: (loses balance and falls)
Kw: Ha! Looks like the lemur just lost!
Mr: (falls onto Kowalski) Ugh…you too…
Camille: (claps flippers) Det! Det! Det!
VJ: I can´t see Zane! Where is he?
AT: I don´t know. I didn´t see him.
Sharkira: Oh wait he´s over there, behind the snivys.
Zn: (defeats them both by hitting them over the head)
(after a few more minutes…)
Rookie: We have the winners!
Ccg8: And they´re…Zane, Private and Cadet?
Camille: Yay Det! (runs over to him and hugs him)
Pv: I´m not dead!
Zn: That was so cool! Can we do it again?
Sk: Forget it. My toes are all sore.
Skipper: Wimp.
Sk: You´re the wimp!
AT: Okay, everyone ready for the last dare?
Everyone: Yeah.
AT: No you aren´t! Especially not the guys. I would advise you all to drink something before we do the last dare.
Ml: Why? What is the last dare?
AT: We all have to do the cinnamon challenge.
Sk: The what?
Kw: (unscrewing a water bottle) The cinnamon challenge is a form of competitive eating. The participators have to swallow a spoon of ground cinnamon under 60 seconds, with no drinks or anything else to help them. Then they have to upload the video onto the internet.
Skipper: (shrugs) Sounds easy enough.
Kw: But it isn´t so safe. First, the cinnamon dries out the mouth very quickly, making it hard to swallow. And it can be very dangerous. You could choke on it, especially if it forms into a ball and clogs the airways. An accidental inhalation can seriously damage the lungs and lead to an infection. Also, the cinnamon has a toxic material which can be very harmful when swallowed in large amounts. One kid who tried this ended up in the hospital with an infection and collapsed lung.
AT: Okay then, Kowalski. We´ll be very careful. Alright, everyone ready?
Everyone: (finishes drinking up)
AT: (passes out spoons and a jar of cinnamon)
(after everyone has a spoon of cinnamon [the chicks have cocoa powder] they get ready to swallow)
AT: (sets timer) Ready, set, go!
Everyone: (puts spoon in mouth\beak)
Cadet: Yum! (eats the chocolate powder)
Camille: (licks her spoon)
Kw: (starts choking on powder)
Pv: Kowalski! (rushes over to him and pats his back)
AT: 30 seconds! (spits out cinnamon) Ew! Never again!
Sharkira: (takes dented spoon out of her mouth) Oops. Oh well. (bends it back into shape)
AT: 15 seconds!
Cl: (stuffs spoon down throat) I hack oo oo ick!
VJ: What?
Zn: He said, ´I have to do it´.
AT: 10, 9,
Hs: (trying to swallow)
AT: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, TIME!
Cl: (blue in the face) I did it.
Hs: (spits spoon and brown mash out of beak) Huh?
Cl: I swallowed it!
AT: Anyone else?
Sk: Are you trying to kill us or something?
Rookie: (puts spoon down) I don´t think anyone else got it.
AT: Congratulations, Clemson!
Hs: (hugs him)
Cl: (nods)
AT: And congratulations for all the survivors!
Ml: What?
AT: You did it. You managed to survive the TD for an entire year without dying.
Skipper: Wait, a second. You mean, this is the end?
AT: Yes.
Skipper: We´re free?!
AT: Uh, no. There are hundreds of other TDs out there. But mine is finished. So congratulations for not dying!
KJ: Yes! Now I can kick back into my habitat and not bother with this waste of time.
AT: You mean, amazing story!
Sk: Waste. Of. Time!
Hs: (still hugging Clemson) Finally!
Sk: (hugs Skipper) We made it!
Camille: Yay! (hugs her fathers´ feet)
AT: (turns to the camera) Thanks everyone for reading and reviewing! We couldn´t have done it without you!
Sk: That´s the problem.
AT: Goodbye everyone! (turns the camera off) And bye to you. We´ll still see each other though.
Sk: What?
AT: Sure! In the PenguinsHighSchoolMusical 2, around the zoo, ect. But for now, you´re going to be a little AT-free. (walks out of the studio with cameras)
Skipper: Rico!
Rc: (coughes up dynamite and explodes the TD studio)
A\N: That´s the end, everyone! ") I´ve decided to run a different TD every year. The next one will be a Percy Jackson\Kane crossover which I´ll put up to my birthday, (tomorrow). And the next year a different one. xD Thanks so much for all of your reviews, I loved reading them and doing the dares!
*The poem from Goethe is originally in German under the title, "Der Erlkoenig."
Thanks again for reading and reviewing! Bye! ;)