Ryter: (Standing on a stage with a mic in front of a live audience) Hi folks, I just flew in from feudal era Japan and boy is my clock tired. (Crickets chirp) Right, well as always I'm here to bring the funny, so let's have some fun shall we?

Crickets:...

Harpie: (Taking the mic from Ryter) I shot a llama in my pajamas the other day, How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Crickets:...Pity chirp...

Ryter: Man goes to the barber and says his wife is being a pain in the behind and he wants her wacked, and the barber says 'Well, you're gonna have a heard time findin' someone who hasn't already wacked her.'

Crickets: (leaving) Not worth our time man. Not worth our time.

Inuyasha: Boo! You stink.

Harpie: HEY! Do I go and critisize you at your hydrant? I think not!

Ryter: They can't all be winners now can they.

Sango: (Whispering in Ryter's ear) Maybe you should just get to thanking the reviewers and get to the story.

Harpie: She's right Ryter. We'd like to give our greatest thanks to the following for reviewing: lifesabitch25, Dark Genie, just-me172007, Unknown2008, Nikki-4, and cto10121.

Ryter: (pouting and crossing her arms) And I'm funny! Gosh darnit! Freakin' hilarious!

Harpie: Ryter, let it go.

Ryter: But...

Harpie: (shaking her head) just let it go. Enjoy the story folks.

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Sango stood unmoving from the spot where Sesshomaru had left her, only a few feet from Kaede's village. She started to take a step forward, but stopped and looked down, clenching her fist.

"What am I doing?"

She turned around and walked away, but didn't make it too far. A hand clamped down on her shoulder. On instinct she grabbed the persons arm and flipped them over her shoulder, throwing them into a nearby tree.

"Ugh. Sango..."

Inuyasha cringed as he fell over onto the ground. Sango rushed over to him, but he was already getting up onto his feet. They both stared down ackwardly at the hand that she'd offered. Finally Inuyasha took it in his clawed hands and brought it to his lips, kissing it gently. The entire time he made sure that his eyes were locked with Sango's.

"Please...stop it."

"Why did you come back?"

Sango pulled her hand away from him and held it to her chest closing her eyes.

"I...I don't know. I just...just had to..."

He stopped her by pulling her into a kiss. His hand tangled into her dark hair. He advanced on her, pushing her until her back was against a tree. Sango's legs went weak under her and slid down into his waiting arms. The hanyou didn't waste the opportunity to lift her up in his arms.

"I love you."

Sango's eyes soften slightly, she touched his cheek gently with the back of her hand.

"You want all my love and my devotion
You want my loving so, right on the line
I've had no doubts that I could love you, forever
The only trouble is, You really don't have the time."

She closed her eyes and leaned against Inuyasha for what would be the last time. Inuyasha placed his chin on her head taking in the scent of her hair.

"You've got One Night Only, One Night Only that's all we have to spare
One Night Only, lets not pretend to care."

Inuyasha nipped hard at her ear and neck, wanting to be closer to her than anyone else. The dark haired huntress pulled back and took his face in both of her hands.

"One Night Only, One Night Only come on big baby come on
One Night Only we only have till dawn."

This stopped him. He placed her back down on her feet and held both of her hands in his. With one quick look he turned away from her.

"Inuyasha?"

"Sango, I can't love you anymore."

She shook her head and turned his head so that he was facing her. She pressed her lips firmly against his. She pulled back only when

"When the morning this feeling will be gone, has no chance going on
Something so right has got no chance to live."

He turned and pressed closer to her. Sango smiled and bowed her head against his chest. His arms wrapped around her protectively. They stood together in silence for a long moment.

"So lets forget about chances, Its One Night I will give."

There had been so many times they had been this close, and yet for this reason they were so far apart from each other.

"One Night Only, One Night Only you'll be the only one
One Night Only, then you'll have to run."

He lay her on the forest floor and braced himself over her with his arms. He leaned down and placed his forehead against hers. There was a rustling in the bushes coming nearer.

"Inuyasha. Inuyasha! Come back, it's time to eat!"

The hanyou's head snapped up at the call of Kagome. He looked back down at Sango with pain. She sat up and captured his lips. She pulled him up with her, never breaking their connection. Inuyasha stared up at her from his knees as she stood over him smiling gently. When she was sure she had stayed for too long she finally walked away. Inuyasha stared until she was out of sight. Kagome came from the forest and placed a hand on his shoulder. Inuyasha didn't even flinch. In a soft voice the miko called out his name trying to get his attention.

"Inuyasha."

He looked over his shoulder at his new mate. Kagome looked worried and scared at the glazed over look he was giving her. He looked over his shoulder at her. Inuyasha stood and took her hand, then nuzzled into her neck. Kagome giggled and pushed him away playfully.

"What's gotten into you all of a sudden."

Looking at her seriously he kissed her, then pulled her back towards the village.

"Kagome..."

"Yes?"

"Let's be happy together."

Smiling the younger girl leaned against his back holding onto his shirt with her free hand.

"Always."

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Sango sat alone on a rock, far enough to hear the conversation, but not to be seen hiding behind her hair.

"One Night Only, One Night Only there's nothing more to say
One Night Only, once get in the way."

Sesshomaru's arms wrapped around her from behind. Sango leaned into the warm welcomely.

"It's over. There's nothing more to it."

"If you ask, I will gladly kill him for you."

Sango looked at him shocked for a few seconds before shaking with laughter. He tightened his grip around her as she continued to laugh.

"You realize of course, that I was serious."

"And that's why it was funny."

He leaned back with her sitting on him. He stared straight forward, wiping a few tears away from her face.

"Nothing's gonna harm you, not while I'm around.
Nothing's gonna harm you, no sir, not while I'm around."

Sango chuckled again, but he stopped her, and pulled her face close to him. He licked away her tears.

"Demons are prowling everywhere, nowadays,
I'll send 'em howling,
This I swear, I've got ways."

He stared intently at her. He traced her lips with his finger, reveling in the soft feel.

"No one's gonna hurt you,
No one's gonna dare.
Others can desert you,
Never worry, I'll always be there."

Sesshomaru nipped at her neck and shoulders, Sango pulled away from him. He felt her go limp in his arms and sighed.

"Others will charm you with a smile, for a while,
But in time...
Nothing can harm you
Not while I'm around..."

He kissed her again, this time harder, pressing his fangs against her lips asking for entrance. Sango hesitantly submitted to him, tasting the passion and love he was willing to offer her. When he pulled away she was gasping for breath as she leaned heavily against him. He surprised her by picking her up and turning her fully towards him.

"Sango be my mate."

Sango closed her eyes and held onto the demon lord to keep herself completely together.

"Yes."

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Harpie: Hmmm...lot of musicals.

Ryter: (chewing popcorn) Musicals?

Harpie: Yep. Sweeney Todd's Not while I'm around and The Dream Girls' One Night Only.

Ryter: Dream girls is a musical?

Harpie: Well, techically speaking it is after all it's...(A loud crashing echoed through the set)

Sesshomaru: (Storming in Chibi style) Wyter! We hab to to discush shomthings!

All female crew: Kawaii! (There's a rush around him and a lot of fighting until the dust finally clears)

Sesshomaru: (still chibi, now with puppy ears, a bow and wearing a tuxedo) I will kew yoush all!

Female crew: KAWAII!

Inuyasha: (rolling on the ground laughing) Wh...What happened to you?

Sesshomaru: (Pointing an accusing finger to Ryter) She happened to me!

Ryter: (shrugging) The song Not While I'm Around is cuter with a little kid, and...well it's a morale boast. HAVE YOU SEEN THE FANART BABY PICTURES! (holds up cataloge of cutesy pictures)

Sesshomaru: (Posion dripping from his claws) I will makes a throw wug out of yoush!

Harpie: (Holding him in place by his hair as he struggles to get at Ryter) Anyone ever tell you you're cute when you're angry.

Sesshomaru: RAWR!

Ryter: Okay everyone, you know what to do. Please review!