Falling for the Kitsune- Edited version (Original)

Beta'd by SerialAuthor

Warnings: BL, Yaoi, Language, Sakura bashing, Oocness, Lemons, and me.

Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from this, I simply do this for fun and practice to, one day, be a famous writer.

Summary: Being normal was always hard for Uzumaki Naruto. After moving back to his mother's home town and going to a new school. He's about to find out just how abnormal his life really is.

"Talking"
'Thinking'
/Flashbacks/
\\Dreams\\

Chapter Twenty-Three: The best laid plans


Naruto struggled, but the numbing agent was working a lot faster than he expected. All he could do was stare at his attacker.

"Shh, this will be over with soon enough..." He narrowed his eyes and forced a growl out of his throat as the person jerked their hand back, not expecting the growl.

Naruto saw the opportunity and opened his mouth to scream, but a second hand clamped tight over his mouth and a hiss he rather forget came from a pink haired rabbit as she slapped the man that drugged him.

"Baka-Idate!" she snarled out quietly, since it was midnight and way passed visiting hours.

Idate? As in that prick from school and the new police chief! Naruto growled and tried to open his mouth to bite the pink bitch, but his face was numb and he was now paralyzed, his whole body refused to move on its own. Idate looked worriedly at the laundry cart and back to Naruto.

"I don't think I can do this... It's bad enough I sold out the Two, Three, Six and Seven Tails to those Akatsuki bastards! I am not kidnapping the KDP's best officer on the force's son!"

"I am not giving you a choice! Do it or it'll be your body they find floating in the lake."

Naruto stared in horror as the policeman carefully disconnected the wires and everything from the blond before bandaging up the wounds from the needles and tubing. But before he could pick up the blond the door flew open a pissed off Fury stood in the door way. Sakura had been wearing a hoodie and kept her back to the door so Sasuke couldn't see her.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!" He screamed alerting everyone on the floor.

Idate turned to him, his eyes wide and full of fear, but Sakura grabbed him and tossed him over her shoulder before jumping out the window. Sasuke ran to the window and searched the area for them, but when he saw nothing, he turned to Naruto and carefully sat o the bed as the nursed and security came into the room.

"Naruto are you alright? Why didn't you scream for help?"

Naruto tried to talk, but when nothing came out, just a squeak of air. Sasuke frowned and spoke through their mind link.

"They drugged you?"

'Yes... A numbing agent of some kind... It was Sakura... She was going to have Idate kidnap me and then kill me... You'd have found my body at the bottom of the lake.'

"She's still alive? Damn it..." He looked up at a nurse who was calling someone, most likely Kyuubi, Orochimaru and Tsunade, though she may stay home with Dei and the baby.

"Excuse me, is that Dr. Kazuma?"

"Yes... Hold on sir, one of the patients wants to talk to you," she said as she handed the phone to Sasuke.

"It's me... Sakura's still alive and she just tried to have Naruto kidnapped again... Well, she's getting help from KPD, more specifically Morino Idate... Well, they numbed Naruto's body; he can't even talk unless he's using the mind link... Alright, but even after you get here, I'm not leaving him alone. Not ever... Yeah, yeah; I know, you'll kill me if I try anything funny."

'As if you haven't already'

"He doesn't know that and if you tell him I'll bring your body into the Dream Realm like I did that time I saved your mother."

'Do that and you'll never have sex with me!'

Sasuke was glaring at the blond whose eyes were glowing with mischief. After a few minutes more with talking to Kyuubi, Sasuke hung up and told the nurses what he had said. Naruto and Sasuke were moved to the Private wing and placed in the same room. Naruto was closet to the window and Sasuke was closest to the door. Once they were both settled in, the nurses left them be to sleep since they couldn't do much else until Kyuubi got there...


Sasuke was sleeping peacefully, watching over Naruto's dreams with a small smile, but was jerked out of his own sleep when he picked up someone's presence on the floor; someone dangerous. Sitting up on his bed, he growled; if it was an attack he couldn't protect Naruto because he was still weak from fighting Sai and he had been badly hurt by Zabuza before hand, but luckily no one noticed until after Naruto was rushed into the ER and he fainted a few minutes later from blood loss.

"Quit your growling, it's only me..."

Sasuke blinked as Kyuubi walked into the room in nothing, but his lab coat, no shirt, pajama pants that had the Power Puff girls on them and a set of bunny slippers. With his hair a mess and the way his glasses hung haphazardly on his face, Sasuke could easily sum it up to the fact that they woke him up.

"Now then; when are you mating Naruto?"

"As soon as you deem us both okay enough to leave the hospital because mating him in the dream realm means nothing, but a wet dream in the real world."

"But you do realize that even after I discharge you, you still can't do anything strenuous for a few more weeks. And that includes sex," Kyuubi deadpanned and Sasuke flopped back on the bed with a whine.

"Damn it... Karma's still picking on me! I'm a disgrace to the Fury Race! I made friends with my left hand!" He sobbed into his pillow as Kyuubi awkwardly pet his head while trying to stifle his laughter at the Fury's expense.

"There... there... Pffft- Ha-ha-ha-ha! You-you're left hand?" And he failed to keep it back. Sasuke glared at him, his cheeks a nice rosy color with embarrassment. "Oh dear lord, that was a good one... Now, I'm being serious about the no sex for at least three weeks. So, I suggest you either make use of that hand of yours or become a priest."

"I hate you so much right now..." Sasuke grumbled as Kyuubi chuckled and shook his head.

"Sleep, I'll put a seal on this room and I'll keep watch. Naruto's dead tired..." Kyuubi pointed out noticing that Naruto hadn't shot up in bed to tell him to be quiet, but then again he's slept through his parents having sex.

"Yeah, well with his body paralyzed for a while, he has no other choice, but to sleep... And before you ask yes I am sure that one of them was Idate. Naruto also knows for a fact that it was both Idate and Sakura there to kidnap him."

Kyuubi nodded his head and got to work. Sasuke watched for a bit before giving into sleep as Kyuubi finished and took to whistling his favorite little tune. He did it softly, but it echoed through out the dead silence of Private wing and frightened the few nurses working the floor. He grinned darkly because he knew that Arashi and Naruto had developed a habit of whistling this song while they did assassinations. It was just too damn cheery, that it was creepy! But how he loved to whistle the Twisted Nerve...


Sakura punched the wall leaving a huge crater in her wake as Idate sat on a stool shaking in fear. How could his brother put up with these insane monsters! He had hoped that by helping the Akatsuki, the demons would take a hint and leave. But that was in vein considering that the Nine Tails went ballistic a few weeks back frightening off the Akatsuki members that were sent to be scouts. And not to mention the rash spreading of the Corvine Virus was getting worse, more and more Lycans were popping up faster than they could put them down.

"This is useless! I want that bastard gone!"

"B-but I can't kill him! He's Uzumaki-san's son! Can't I just send him to the middle of the Sahara?" Idate whined.

"This is sickening! That faggot was a pain in my ass when I thought he was human until I saw papa raping that slut of of a mother of his and then his faggot of a father shows up and turns into the Nine Tails! THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE!"

"You know where I can find the Nine Tails?"

She jumped and spun around meeting a tall man with long snow white hair and bright green eyes. She paled as he grabbed her arm and dragged her off. Idate did nothing because he was currently passed out and foaming at the mouth.

Sakura couldn't bring herself to scream or fight, this man was terribly frightening almost as if he were as strong as the gods. He shoved her into his limo and climbed in before grabbing a college student that was laying on the floor unconscious and craned their neck as far left as possible.

"Forgive my rudeness, I am Kimimaro Victor Corvine. I am the son of William and Marcus Corvine. I was getting dinner when I heard your plight... If you will calmly tell me why you are so distressed I might be able to help you if you help me, but I must request that you watch your vulgar language young lady, it is not very becoming."

Sakura gulped and quickly crossed her legs with her ankles touching her hands resting neatly one on top of the other in her lap, her skirt pulled down over her knees as she straightens her back and raises her head so her neck is straight and comely. She cleared her throat and began to speak as nicely as she could.

"You see, my good sir, I was engaged to Uchiha Sasuke, the future head of the Uchiha clan when a new student started this year. A silly little nit called Uzumaki Naruto-"

"He is not a nit, you twit. He's my fiancé, and if you wish to stay alive you will not insult him again."

She gulped as he snarled at her his handsome features distorting in anger and becoming ugly before they relaxed and he was beautiful once more. Sakura bit her tongue and tried not to let it slip again, her life was on the line here. The college student groaned, but otherwise was not harmed from what she could see. Hopefully, she wouldn't end up like him.

"Gomen... But ever since Uzumaki-san arrived at our school my fiancé's been deserting me for him and when my family tried to help; his father, Dr. Kazuma turned into the Great Nine Tails and killed them both... Now I can't even get near my fiancé without Kyuubi wanting to kill me as well! If I could get Uzumaki-san away from my Sasuke-kun, I'd be able to marry him!"

"So if I take Naruto away from this Uchiha-pest, you will keep him occupied while I marry Naruto?"

"Hai..." she felt her eye twitch when he called Sasuke a pest, but she didn't dare voice her complaint knowing he'd kill her.

He smirked and opened his mouth and bit into the young man's neck causing him to scream and thrash about as blood sprayed everywhere in the car. Kimimaro drank him dry and even ate some choice pieces of flesh before tossing the body onto the floor and smiling sweetly at the shell-shocked Sakura.

"In three weeks the first full moon of Winter will be here. On that night, bring Naruto out and to the edge of town. From there, I will do the rest, but you will have to change yourself completely, you'll still be a rabbit, but your scent, eyes, hair and even your personality and voice have to change or they will know you are you and will kill you on the spot."

She looked at him with wide eyes as he laughed darkly.

"I can do all this for you, but you must promise that you'll never lay a finger on my bride ever again. And that in three weeks you will bring him to the edge of town on the night of the full moon."

"If it means I will be with Sasuke then I can be anything you want me to be. DEAL!" She shook his hand and he smiled at her.

'Foolish girl... In three weeks you'll turn into a Lycan and kill you're beloved Sasuke while I get my bride...'


This is the Original. I hope you enjoy it and please read and review.

Alrye.