Hi Russia! Um…why are you so obsessed with becoming "one" with everybody? I am already one with you and I want it to stop! *starts crying* S-someone please GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Russia: Why? Because I say so! And no one will come to your aid Siberia. I will make sure of that~
Oh! And I want Germany To F*** Italy. Hard. Hungary? Kat? I WANT DETAILS!
Italy: Germany, what does F*** mean?
Germany: *faces goes beat red* A-ah…well, you s-see, it is w-when…
France: When a man and a women love each other very much, they-
(France's explanation is way to extensive for anyone happening to pass by this and France is just perverted by nature, so his speech is too in-depth for viewing. Thank you for understanding.)
Germany: *is smashing head against wall*
Italy: Germany! If I love you a lot, then we can do this, right?
Germany: NEIN! I-I will not!
Kat: But they want it! And are you going to break the hearts of every fan out there? You never know, maybe someone will become really angry and hate you forever!
Italy: Let's do it, Germany!
(France pushes Italy into Germany and Italy lightly kisses Germany)
Kat: *opens basement door* Come on you two~ Go have some fun~
Italy: Yay! *pulls Germany downstairs*
Kat: Hungary? You got the camera?
Hungary: Of course! It's always on me!
Italy: G-Germany, that feels weird…Gyah! I=it hurts…
Germany: Es tut mir Leid. It will get better.
France: Ohonhonhonhon~
Japan: Ah, Hungary, could I possibly ask for copies?
Hungary: Why yes, dearie~ Off I go *disappears into basement*
Italy: A-ah! Germany! Nggh-
(Everyone basically crowds around basement door and presses ear against the wood to hear heavy breathing and moans)
Kat: It's magical *nosebleed*
France: Little Italy is growing up~
Germany: I-Italia…I-ich, a-ha, ich liebe dich.
Everyone: Aww
(After a bunch of smexy moans and name-crying, Hungary bounds out of basement glowing with happiness, followed by Italy who looks slightly bemused and a very embarrassed Germany)
Kat: So, how'd it go~?
Germany: Nein.