A mumble here, a cup there

by crayola-writer

Just a few stories i managed to write over the last few weeks of school. Rated T for language. Ch.3 may be upseting to some. FLuffy bits of Janto included and some lite gwen and owen bashing. And most of them are funny. REviwes very welcome

25. Spider

"AAAAHHHHHHH!" the yell echoed off the small tiled walls of the half-bath and into the ajoined bedroom. Jack rolled over and watched, slightly dazed, as a towel clad Ianto ran out into the room.

"Whas wron?" He asked still rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Ianto was panting and squeeked between gaspes, "Sp-sp-sp." Jack got up and walked over to him and took him by the shoulders, "Yan. Calm down. What's wrong?"

Ianto took a deep breath, "Sp-spider! In the tub! Its HUGE! OHMIGOD!" "What?" "A really, really, big spider is in the tub! Kill it!" Jack sighed, "You want me to kill an innocent spider?" Ianto nodded.

"Alright. Here." Jack grabbed a magazine off the nightstand and rolled it up, he slapped it against his palm for good measure. "Now its where?" he asked and Ianto pointed to the open bathroom door, "Tub." He walked into the bathroom and a few seconds later Ianto heard a loud 'SMACK' and a triumphant "gotcha."

Jack walked out of the bathroom with a broad grin on his face, "There. Its dead."

"Thank you, thank you." Ianto said as he rushed back into the bathroom. Jack smirked and crawled back into the bed.