Remember, What ain't mine, aint' mine. Bulk and Skull, for instance.
Power Rangers Mana Warriors
Episode 25 – The Purge and Sisters are Ganging Up
Part 2 – Cute Calia's Baadtailllll Song
Somewhere in California
A Chinook transport helicopter was flying. "I didn't know you could fly a helicopter," said Calia to Zotio.
"Neither did I, but it hasn't stopped me. Calia, we might be fighting soon. Go to the back of the helicopter, and focus. There must be a way to become a Ranger."
Calia walked to the cargo area. She took a deep breath. Then she held up the Key. She shouted "SPIRIT OF THE SIULO INVIGORATION!" Then she slid the key into a slot in her Manaformer, and "pumped" it a few times. It made a whistling noise, and lights flashed purple. Soon she was enveloped in purple light. Her entire body glowed purple. Her gown disappeared beneath the light, and then she passed through purple hoops, and a purple hoop. A purple Ranger suit covered her. The helmet was oddly shaped, to accomadate her face, and winglike ears. Her suit also had a tail. There were circular patterns on the chest. Otherwise she was dressed like the Yellow and Green Rangers.
The helicopter approached Los Angeles. Suddenly there was a loud roar. An enormous squadron of helicopters approached from all directions. Some of them were equipped with external loudspeakers, blaring out Flight of the Valkyries. Then another message came. "Yo, this be Crip territory, and we now have choppers, so BACK OFF!"
Mana Purple headed towards a door. "Wait," said Zotio. "We may be able to out maneuver them!"
"But you can't fly a helicopter!"
"Neither can they. It's all a question of who is better at not flying a helicopter, or who is worse at actually flying one. We just have to hold out until the cavalry arrives!"
"Cavalry?" asked Purple.
Zotio flicked a switch. "And in other news, the National Guard have been called into Los Angeles, to deal with the two gangs, the Bloods and the Crips, who have mutated from confederations of street gangs into well-armed terrorist cartels. Early reports indicate several individuals who resemble the Rangers but are fighting against them. Meanwhile, the giant Blood woman is not relenting…"
"How do we pass those choppers?" asked Purple.
"As I said, by being worse at not flying it. OR better at flying it!"
Purple fastened herself in as Zotio did things with a Chinook that were supposedly the domain of lighter helicopters like the Apache.
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Across Town
Prime Rib was laughing. None of the Rangers could stop him, and with the Playa-Rangers, they didn't even have a chance to try hitting him. Mana-White used Saba to try hitting Playa-Blue and attacking Prime Rib, but he snarled, and held up a hand, throwing Mana-White and Saba backwards.
"He's certainly a brute," commented the sword.
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The Apache
They passed the impromptu barricade, only to come across Rhonda. First she fired eye blasts at them.
"That's for dissin' me. You heard me, you look like you're dissin' me!" She punched at the chopper, but missed. Then she leapt inot the air, and when coming down grabbed the 'chopper, and the blades stopped spinning.
"BAIL OUT!" warned Zotio, and he and Mana-Purple did so, just because the helicopter blew up due to a spark hitting the fuel tank, due to Rhonda squeezing it. They bounced off an awning of a café, and landed on their feet.
"Where are the Rangers?" asked Mana-Purple.
"This way," said Zotio, as he led her through back alleys to avoid Rhonda noticing them.
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The Rumble
The Mana-Rangers were kicked down. "Back off them," ordered Prime Rib. The Playa-Rangers did so. Prime Rib held out his hands, and energy chains leapt from them to the Rangers. He laughed. "this is too easy!" The Rangers were levitating. He smiled. The bonds began to shrink. "I'm puttin' the squeeze!"
"This is hopeless," shouted Mana-Yellow.
"Don't be daft, there's hope," assured Mana-Blue.
"There always is," said Mana-Green.
"Must…get…out!" added Mana-Red.
"Every trap has a way out," commented Mana-White.
"Of course there is, even drongos know that," finished Mana-Orange.
"There may be a way out," said Saba.
"Of course there is," added Mana-White.
"Well could you find it today, please?" asked Mana-Blue.
"Give up," retorted Playa-Blue. "You'll die very soon!"
"But not soon enough," quipped Sarawak.
"The whole world will belong to the Crips," boasted Playa-Yellow.
Just then a spinning staff flew, and hit Prime Rib, sending sparks flying. His restraint chains dissipated, and the Rangers landed with a thud. The Playa-Rangers whipped out there guns and fired at the Mana-Rangers repeatedly. There was a streak of purple light, and the Playa-Rangers were disarmed. The streak stopped moving. It was Mana-Purple.
"I am Calia, I am a Ranger. Hear me roar," she said.
"And I am Zotio," added Zotio. "You're way over your heads in this, Crips. You're not true Rangers at all, and you have no pride. Power isn't everything."
"SHUT UP!" barked Prime Rib. "You will respect my power. You diss it, you DIE!"
"I think I'll do…NEITHER!" shouted Mana-Purple.
"A new Ranger? A new victim!"
"I'm not afraid of you!"
"You should be!"
"Your type enslaved my people for a LONG time," said Mana-Purple. "But the tables will turn, then they'll all fall on YOU!"
"You're one of those funny things that the Purge has. I don't give a flip. Prepare to die!" With that Prime Rib glowed, and rushed towards Purple with a flury of kicks and punches. She withstood a lot of those punches, before whipping with her tail. He was stunned, and then, during that moment, claws appeared on the gloves of Mana-Purple. She slashed with them. Prime Rib was forced to retreat.
The other Rangers were fighting their Playa counterparts, but this time the Mana-Rangers had the upper hand, especially since Playa-Red and Playa-Green didn't have their upgraded forms.
"Let's bring it together," suggested Mana-Orange.
The Mana-Rangers combined their weapons, and blasted the Playa Rangers. They reverted, and Sarawak was sent flying.
Prime Rib held out a hand, and Sarawak flew to it. "I have the sword, I rule, I rule!"
"Rangers, other than Calia," said Zotio. "Summon your Zords. Across the city a giant woman is doing damage!"
The Mana-Zords were summoned, and combined into the Mana-Megazord.
"I don't like heavy metal," said Rhonda.
"And we don't like you trashing this city," said Mana-Blue.
Rhonda fired eyebeams, knocking down the Mana-Megazord. It came back up.
"We need some help," suggested Mana-White. She teld up Saba, and called the Tigerzord. It transformed into Warrior Mode, and stood behind Rhonda.
"No fare," said Rhonda. She quickly spun around, while throwing out fireballs.
"CHILL OUT!" shouted Mana-White, as she grabbed a "water" ball, and tossed it into the chute in the cockpit. A spray of high-pressure water and ice knocked down Rhonda and froze her. Her teeth were chattering.
"Let's finish it," said Mana-Blue. The turtle shell opened, and the rainbow energy blast hit Rhonda, destroying her.
On the ground, Mora and Polly gasped in disbelief. Just then, though, Generals Taurus and Mayhem appeared. The Rangers had to continue their batlle.
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Across town
Purple focused, and then launched an energy sphere at Prime Rib. He fell down. "Give me some help here!"
Dodonga appeared. He spoke to Purple in their language. "Forgive me, sis!" were his last words before throwing a grenade at Prime Rib. He grew tall and laughed.
Purple narrowly missed being crushed by his foot. He then reached down and grabbed her with a hand and laughed. "I think I will crush you into nothing!" Purple started to glow, and freed her hands, with which she fired a powerful purple blast at his face. He dropped her.
"Calia, this is Zotio," came Zotio's voice. "Your Zord is on it sway, prepare to teleport!" She teleported.
A large Zord resebling a hovering manta-ray flew towards Prime Rib and blasted him. When he was recovering, it split open, revealing an enormous jaguar. The Jaguar leapt into the air and spun around, slicing Prime Rib in the arms.
"Take me on, I dare you!" he said.
Purple, in her cockpit, said "sure," and pulled a lever. It transformed into Warrior Mode. The purple Zord looked impressive. A purple whip appeared in the right hand. They dueled, with Prime Rib using Sarawak.
"This will be the end," said Sarawak.
But the "flying" part of the Zord dropped bombs on Prime Rib, and then, the Warrior Mode Jaguar began moving the whip like a helicopter. A glow ensued, and then energy rings shot out, and surged through Prime Rib.
"This ain't fair," he said, before collapsing and exploding.
Across town, the two generals departed, having been defeated once more.
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Apia, That Night
Calia was led into the Star Chamber, blindfolded. The blindfold was removed, and lights went on. All of the other liberated Siulo, all female, were there. They gave floral necklaces and crowns to Calia, and began dancing around while singing. Also in the chamber were Zotio, Fetu, Sei, and the Rangers.
"You did it," said Fetu. "We now have seven rangers."
"I am so happy," said Calia.
"We all are," said one of the Siulo.
"There's only one thing not right," said Sei. "Bulk and Skull were supposed to record an anti-gang tape for tommorow's big event. I don't think they did it!"
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A School, Next Day
The "Starrs", along with the Rangers and Siulos, were all gathered in a classroom.
"Where are they?" asked a kid.
"They're late. Like usual," commented Darius.
A TV and VCR were wheeled in by Bulk, Skull, and Lala. They were out of breath.
"Finally," said a girl from the back.
"We were in a gang," said Skull, "and it was stupid. This tape will show you why."
Lala put in a tape.
It had nothing to do with gangs. It was a botched video project by Bulk and Skull. It began with Bulk shouting "I have no class." There was a loud rock background. There were also scenes of weight machines, and trash bags. It ended with Bulk crushing a can. "I think I should be recycled!" The entire class was laughing at it.
"Are all gang members this stupid?" asked a boy.
The teacher, who was silent, said. "Yes."
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Author's Notes: Well, this is the last episode for this year. Hope you liked it. Don't worry, the Purple Ranger and her Zord will be expanded on later. Not sure where things will head.