A reviewer suggested a while ago that I should write them going to a dance. It is a good idea that I was planning on doing, eventually, but they also said they could supply some songs. This got me to thinking. What if reviewers included a song that they like in their review then I would include a little side story thing that follows the mood, tone, and/or lyrics of that song. Just to see if I can do it (and because I am bored and lack ideas of my own).

Zoo continued

Akira is finally within my grasp again. I even have the help of her little brother now. The only family I have to worry about accepting our relationship is mine now, not that them not accepting us will stop the relationship from happening. Mother will like her simply because I like her but father is another story. I am sure once he meets her he will be a little iffy about her. I have to think of a way she can show him her not as crazy side. At least he knows about her being an author and thus famous, that will help him like her. I have debated telling Akira about my memories of my other life but then I realized how crazy that would make me sound. I don't think Akira minds crazy people but I do not wish to be known as such. No, it's better that I just don't mention it and enjoy my time with her. ~excerpt from Itachi's work memo that was later shredded and the shredded paper was then recycled and made into another sheet of paper that was later sold to Gaara's therapist

I find that I might actually like this hell hole of a school. The blond kid Naruto seems nice, as long as he is not getting between me and my prey. I hope you read this, yes I said prey. Lets see other nice things that I can write on the stupid sheet of paper. One of my teachers seems nice, nice and crazy. Well they all seem crazy. But Akira is nice too. She doesn't care about Shukaku and I think they had a civil conversation with one another the other day. Shukaku says that is none of your business. Other nice things...oh yes, this paper is recycled. That's nice I suppose.~Gaara's new journal type assignment from his therapist. Gaara must write all the nice things he can think of on a sheet of paper the Therapist gave him. The therapist later read the paper and included it in Gaara's file where it joined millions of other pieces of paper that could probably merge together and create a small tree but they can't because they are dead.

"Y-You have some i-ice cream on your c-cheek." Hinata said the understatement of the day. Naruto's face was practically covered in chocolate ice cream.

"Where?" Naruto asked grabbing a napkin from the table. Too bad one napkin is no where near the force Naruto would need to destroy the ice cream on his face.

"E-every where." Hinata said blushing.

"Hehe, that happens when I have ice cream." Naruto said blushing, "I should probably go clean this off in the bathroom."

"Y-yes." Hinata agreed.

"Will you be okay for a few minutes."

"Y-yes."

"Hello." Two random guys greeted Hinata before sitting in two of the chairs at the table Hinata was sitting at. They must have been watching her and Naruto because they came almost as soon as Naruto was out of sight.

"You should leave that blond for someone with manners." Stalker number 8 said.

"Yeah." Stalker number 9, who wishes he was ten because he is afraid of being eaten by stalker number 7. This fear is completely rational and not at all irrational because there is strong evidence that stalker number 7 is in fact a cannibal. Stalker number 7 aside, stalker number 9 is also jealous of number 10 because he has better hair. Not that it takes much to have better hair than number 9.

"We have manners." stalker number 8 said pointing to himself and stalker number 9.

"Not that I have seen." Akira informed them sitting in the one empty seat at the table.

"A-Akira!" Hinata stuttered out in relief.

"Hello, you can join us." stalker number 8 offered grinning lewdly at Akira.

"Or you can leave the two of us alone and live." Akira offered nicely.

"What is her little blond boyfriend going to do?" stalker number 9 questioned.

"Punch you in the face?" Akira offered hopefully looking behind stalker number 9 where Naruto was standing trying to control his temper.

"Good idea." Naruto agreed before punching stalker number 9 in the face. Stalker number 8 got up to help his friend when a pale hand shoved him back down into the chair.

"Do you know this?" Itachi questioned holding out Akira's ice cream cone to her so that she could eat it. Itachi called stalker number 8 a this because Itachi does not like to acknowledge many people's existences.

"Nope, but he just hit on me." Akira said with a grin at the now scared looking and pale stalker man. Itachi used the hand that still held the stalker's shoulder to push him off the chair and then kicked him. Akira calmly ate her ice cream. Meanwhile Naruto was still punching stalker number 9. Hinata was worried about Naruto but when she moved to get up and stop him Akira shook her head so Hinata sat back down. Naruto kept punching, Itachi kept kicking, and Akira kept eating.

Unfortunately it is against zoo policy to fight in the middle of the food court so Akira, Itachi, Hinata, Naruto, Stalker number 9, and stalker number 8 were kicked out of the zoo for fighting. As they all left the zoo they discovered a pouting Hidan sitting on top of his broken down car.

"Hey guys!" Hidan said attempting to be nice so that he could get a ride.

"I didn't even get to see the pandas." Akira whined ignoring Hidan and his shirtless-ness.

"Do they have pandas in this zoo?" Naruto questioned.

"No." Itachi explained.

"No pandas? Then why did we come here?" Akira questioned.

"To see the other animals that are here." Naruto offered.

"But I wanted to see a panda." Akira pouted.

"..." Itachi just stared because he couldn't think of a way Akira could see a panda.

"Um, guys, could you give me a ride?" Hidan asked as nicely as possible.

"If you can think of a way that Akira can see a real live panda today then yes." Itachi answered. Itachi does not think it is possible and this way no one can accuse him of being unfair, mean, or inconsiderate towards others. The fact that he is all of these things is besides the point.

"I got it!" Hidan said happily before getting out his cell phone.

"How?" Naruto questioned looking at Hidan in awe.

"Gaara, want extra credit?" Hidan said over the phone.

"Gaara has a panda?" Itachi questioned.

"Gaara is a panda." Akira confirmed Hidan's thought process.

"Gaara is not a panda." Itachi argued.

"Yes he is." Akira pouted.

"Fine. Just get in the car Hidan." Itachi sighed.

"Yes!" Hidan said over the phone.

"So is Gaara coming over?" Naruto questioned.

"No need." Itachi decided.

"Hey, I still haven't seen a panda." Akira pouted.

"Here." Itachi said looking up pandas on his phone.

"Awe." Akira said snatching his phone away to watch videos of Pandas with Hinata and Naruto in the back seat. For some odd reason Hidan got shotgun.

"You are aware that you are getting dropped off first and you owe me." Itachi informed Hidan.

"Yes." Hidan grumbled.

"Very well." Itachi said speeding out of the parking lot.

"Aw, pandas." Akira cooed to the phone.

"I missed you, Naru-chan!" Sai said dramatically hugging Naruto in the middle of the hallway.

"Sai, let go." Naruto whined.

"Your whining face is so cute." Sai sighed.

"Get off the dobe." Sasuke said sauntering in.

"Have fun with your fan club brother." Akira called skipping off to go have morning detention with Gaara.

"I don't have a fan club." Naruto argued with no one since Akira was already gone. Naruto ignored the fact that Sai was still hugging him.

"Actually, buddy, I kind of agree that you do." Kiba interjected. Wow Kiba did something that he probably doesn't know what it is.

"Are you a part of it?" Naruto questioned Kiba while shaking Sai off him, who started to pout.

"He's the secretary." Ten-ten added enjoying teasing.

"Who's the president?" Neji questioned.

"Tie between Sai and Sasuke." Ten-ten informed them trying to keep a strait face and almost succeeding. No one noticed the giggles really.

"Gaara must be vice president then." Neji agreed.

"What about Hinata?" Sai questioned.

"She is actually dating him, she doesn't need to be in a fan club because she actually has him." Ten-ten explained.

"How many times do I have to tell you all, I don't like him like that." Sasuke questioned.

"Until your actions match your words." Ten-ten announced.

Preview from next chapter: Obsessive Behaviors

"Hinata-chan they won't stop following me." Naruto whined.

"I-I'm s-sorry Naruto-kun." Hinata stuttered out.

"But it's creepy." Naruto continued whining.

"I agree." Akira agreed sitting at the table with them.

"What are you doing here?" Naruto questioned.

"Hiding from my fan club same as you." Akira admitted.

"You have a fan club?"

"Apparently."

"You know you love us." Kakashi said sitting down in front of Akira.

"Where did you come from?" Naruto questioned.

"I gotta go, this spot has been compromised." Akira said seriously before running off.