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"There are nine levels of power..." (Speech)
"Rin, Kyo, Toh, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Zai, and Zen." (Thoughts)
"This is the Silent Way of the Mystic-Knights, the Moonlit Path of the Shadow-Warrior,
the Invisible Assassins of Feudal Japan, the NINJA." (Bijuu or higher Deity)
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, the True Shinobi. (Narration)
True Shinobi
"... And that concludes our mission report, Hokage sama." Kakashi says not leaving a single detail out. The entire Team Seven, along with Fuu and Apollo are inside the Hoakge's office for the teams debriefing. The Hokage takes a drag of his pipe and exhales deeply, "I don't know why Murphy's Law loves you, Naruto kun, but damn if it isn't interesting."
"I see, thank you for such a detailed report Kakashi san, Anko chan, it's rare for such a simple mission to turn so deadly, but I'm proud of the way the team handles themselves. Anko chan, I assume you stored the heads of all the missing nin." the Sandaime says. Anko stands forward and reveals several scrolls, before choosing one and walking over to the Hokage.
"Most of them were genin who ran away before they could really learn more than the Academy level skills; those were simply disposed of." Anko says, remembering how her hebi summons were grateful for the bountiful feast! They were so pleased, they even talked of introducing her to their Queen. Shaking her heads of those thoughts, Anko smiles devilishly, before unsealing the scroll's contain; the head of Hisame. Pulling out her Bingo Book, Anko flips through it until she finds the head's name.
"Name: Hisame Age: 21 Hidden Village: Amegakure Rank: High Chunin Bounty: 50,000 ryo! Let it be known, I was the one who killed her and I didn't even melt her face beyond recognition!" Anko says with glee. Everyone just sweat drops at Anko's blatant pleasure in killing; it just wasn't natural.
"Ooookay... All, except Fuu san, Naruto kun and Apollo kun, are dismissed, go to my receptionist to receive your pay of 35,000 ryo." the Sandaime declares. Everyone gives their leader a salute, before Anko grabs a hold of Sakura and Sasuke and leaves via shunshin. Donte leaves in a mini explosion that scorches the ground he once stood. "That boy is just like his otuosan, they both leave my floor a damn mess!" the Sandaime sighs mentally. Activating the office Damarikomu (To Sink into Silence) fuuin, the Sandaime looks at Fuu with a serious expression.
"Now then, I would like to know more about your ability to use Mokuton." the Sandaime says. He had a suspense it was an ability gained from her Bijuu. All Bijuu were forces to fear and each had many legends surrounding it. The Nanabi was once the guardian spirit of Takigakure, one of the many reasons other villages never tried to infiltrate it; after all no one wanted to go against a chakra monster. Legends speak of the Nanabi being capable of flying high into the sky and then landing with the tremendous force of an earthquake! Even though she can sense the immense power and authority the Hokage gives off, Fuu manages to keep her cool.
"To be perfectly honest, I only recently learned I could use it. Thanks to this mask, Apollo sama-" Fuu starts but is interpreted by Apollo.
"Apollo dono works better, it's less formal but formal enough." Apollo corrects. He never liked the whole sama honorific, it was way too rich for his blood.
"Apollo dono made for me, my suiton affinity and Nanabi's doton affinity naturally combine perfectly. Though, using the mask is a constant drain on my reserves, even if I don't use jutsus." Fuu explains.
"Way to go Fuu chan! We can never be too careful, even with a Kage. We can't let these greedy, power hungry, vultures get their hands on the Jiongu!" Noel warns her, something even the Nanabi could agree with. Still, you don't live to be the Sandaime's age without learning a thing or two. He knew there was more than Fuu was telling him, but he figured every shinobi/kunoichi had their secrets.
"I see, well I have a shinobi in my ranks that is fairly skilled in mokuton. I recommend you find him during your free time,. In the meantime, I see in Taki you were a Chunin, but since our ranking systems are different, I'm afraid you'll have to be a genin until the upcoming Chunin Exams. You'll be assigned to Team Gai... Good luck with that haha. Naruto kun, I would like to congratulate you on another successful mission. Apollo kun, I'm sorry, but we have a meeting to go to." the Sandaime says with a sigh. Apollo groans, having seen this coming. Being a clan head, meant he pretty much had to go to every last one of these things, but today would be different.
"Fine, but mind if I bring young Naruto? He is my clan heir and as such, will need to know how these meetings work." Apollo suggests, after all most of the meetings involved Naruto one way or the other. The Sandaime stops to think about Apollo's suggestion, after all whenever Naruto was involved, it rarely went well; if the mission they just returned from was an example. On one hand, Naruto was the heir of the Alexandros clan, a strong and versatile group of shinobi/kunoichi; no one could deny that. The earlier Naruto learned about these meetings the better. On the other hand, most of the Civilian Council, maybe even in the Shinobi ranks, were racist (AN: In this story, we will consider each village as its own race. Naruto, and all other Jinchuriki are a race all their own.), ignorant and greedy. They hated Naruto and all Jinchuriki alike, seeing them as the beasts from the history books.
"Why the hell not, it promises to be interesting. Besides, I'm sure Naruto will handle himself in a mature and professional manner." the Sandaime shrugs, coming to his decision.
"If you feel Naruto kun is ready, I have no objections. I would just like to remind Naruto that no matter what is said inside the Chambers, he must control his self. The last thing he wants is to give these racist sons of bitches fuel for the mob fire." the Sandaime warns.
"I am offended you would think such a thing. I'll have you know I haven't pranked ANYONE since I became a shinobi." Naruto says with mock hurt.
"I still have to get Angel chan back for stealing my clothes, but I swear to Kami, that will be my last prank!" Naruto says to his self mentally.
"Yeah right, didn't you say the same damn thing the last time? Though the last one was awesome!" Kyuubi roars and for those rare blue moons, Naruto agrees with him. Remembering, perhaps his best prank ever!
Flashback Naruto age: 12...
It was early in the morning, the dawning sun raised gradually over the horizon. The sun's rays washed over the village of Konohagakure in a blanket of heat and light. While even the early birds were tucked away in their beds, one Alexandros Uzumaki Naruto was looking over his work. Standing on the side of the Hokage Monument, using chakra to anchor his self, Naruto had painted each and every one of the faces of the Hokages. For the Shodai Hokage, he made his face look like that of a Hippie, with trees and peace signs drawn on his face. He made his eyes look red and droopy and gave him a goofy smile. For the Nidaime Hokage, he made his face look like that of a Eskimo, with a fish in his mouth and harpoons drawn on his face. For the Sandaime Hokage, he made his face look perverted, with a blush and hand over his mouth, along with monkey fur painted around his face. For the Yondaime Hokage, he made him laugh at all the other Hokages before him. Naruto took it all in, just as the sun rid the village of the night shade.
"Sure I could just leave now and no one would know how made this masterpiece, but where's the fun in that?" Naruto thought to his self with a foxy grin that promised mischief. Unsealing a kitsune mask, Naruto masked his face and raced up the Yondaime's head. Once he was at the top, he sat in full lotus to meditate. He had to resist the bursts of energy he had, all the outbursts proclaiming him to be the better than the rest; even if he was. He calmed his mind and thus his energy, if there was one thing fuuinjutsu taught him, it was patience. While Naruto was focusing on his self, seconds became minutes became hours as noon hit and the village was lit ablaze with life.
"Oh Kami what happened!" A villager screamed, utterly outraged at the display on their Monument.
"Who would defile the Hokage Monument, have they no shame!" another villager joined in.
"I bet it was that damn on-" another villager started, but a dagger across his throat stopped him from uttering the word "Oni". The gathered crowd screamed at the sight of the gory death and stampeded away to their homes or businesses; no one wanted to meet the same fate. Once the crowd was gone, an Anbu in a Dragon mask looked at the Hokage Monument and couldn't help but chuckle. Even from atop the Monument, Naruto's Kyuubi enhanced senses allowed him to hear everything and thanks to his sixth sense, being able to sense chakra through intent and the flowing wind, he could tell his otuosan had arrived. Soon, Apollo was joined by a group of Anbu, one with a Cheetah mask, one with a Panther mask, one with a Polar Bear mask and one with a Grizzly Bear mask.
"You have to respect his art." the Grizzly Bear Anbu said, taking out a sketch pad and sketching the sight swiftly. In moments, the entire scene is recorded and then sealed away.
"Out of mind, alright Cheetah, you slow him down. Panther, you contact the other cells and tell them where to find him. Grizzly, go find Iruka san, I'm sure he can help. That leaves Polar and I to make this more fun, now move out!" Apollo said, and in less than a second, Naruto felt their presences disappear. Naruto stopped meditating and started to shunshin, but a Chakra Tama (Chakra Bullet) zipped through the air and shot him right in the center of his forehead. Naruto could feel the bullet lodge through his skull and crashed into his brain. Naruto screamed in agony, blood pooled from the wound,
"Kit you're in a genjutsu! That Chakra Tama had traces of Inton (Yin Release) in it!" the Kyuubi warned, shocking Naruto out of the genjutsu just in time. A group of Chunin raced towards Naruto with ninja wire at the ready. They tried pinning him down, but Naruto disappeared in a plume of smoke. Once they recovered they saw Naruto in the air, only to see him disappear in a whirlwind.
"How the hell can he use a fuuton shunshin? He's not even a genin!" a young genin asked in disbelief. The Chunin Captain, one Inuzuka Hana, along with the Three Haimaru Brothers began to track Naruto's scent. The three husky dogs had grey fur with white undersides, but they were obviously far more intelligent than the average Inu. Hana her self, well, she had the traditional fang like tattoos of the Inuzuka on both of her soft ice cream cheeks, in addition to a tattoo of a flower on her upper right arm. She wore a form-fitting variant of the Konoha flak jacket, it didn't have any pockets and she had the front of her jacket unzipped, showing off her feminine assets. She wore form-fitting shorts cut just above the knee. Unlike many of her clan, Hana's features were soft, no extended canine, or spiky hair; not even slit eyes. Hana's doton brown hair was tied into a neat ponytail with bangs framing each side of her face.
"Incredible, not a single trace to indicate where he went. If he left the village we'd be in trouble, alright boys do your thing." Hana commanded, watching her ninken smell the air for even a whiff of Naruto's scent. Hana couldn't help but feel some excitement over her prey; after all it wasn't everyday she got to do missions outside of her veterinary practices; one would be surprised how much trouble ninken got into. Not only that, but Naruto's scent was one of the most primal she'd ever smelled; though she chalked it up to him being a Jinchuriki. Once the Haimaru Brothers caught Naruto's scent, heading for the Alexandros campsite, Hana relayed the message to the other trackers.
"The target is heading for the Munashii (void), intercept before he can escape." Hana commanded, before her and her trio ninken raced towards the West Gate as swiftly as possible. Meanwhile with Naruto, he was pumping chakra into his legs as he raced across the rooftops to his home; he could sense the opposition coming after him. One High Chunin, who had the will of stone, a group of genin and how could he forget his own clansmen! Suddenly, Naruto sensed a Chakra Tama soaring towards him and, on instinct, grabbed onto a building ledge and zigzagged onto the ground safely. The Chakra Tama struck the building, but there was no time for Naruto to rest. The group of genin cornered him in the alley, each pulling out ninja wire.
"Make this easy on yourself, kid and just give up. You gave us a good chase, but it's over." the lead genin said, moving closer to Naruto. Naruto didn't seem the least bit worried, in fact he was smirking confidently.
"Oh boy, I know that smile kit! I know what you're thinking and yes. Yes we will be using Kitsune Kijutsu (Fox Magic)! " the Kyuubi said with a deep grin, oh he just LOVED using Kitsune Kijutsu!
Rin, Kyo, Rin! "Kitsune Kijutsu: Mi Ryuuseiu (Fox Magic: Fruit Meteor Shower)!" Naruto chanted mentally, craving fuuin into the alley walls with the Kyuubi's yokai. The sight struck the fear of Kami into the genin, having never even heard of visible chakra and the vile, malicious intent behind it, was almost maddening. By the time the genin snapped out of their stupor, Naruto had completed his fuuin arrays. The fuuin arrays began to glow with life, until apples, pineapples, cherries, peaches, mangoes, coconuts, tomatoes, strawberries and watermelons hurled from the fuuin arrays and struck the genin with bone shattering force. By the time the onslaught stopped, the genin were on the ground, graoning in sheer agony.
"Why? *Sob sooob*!" one of the younger genin asked in pain. Half a watermelon seemed glued to his head. Naruto walked up to the fruit smoothie of a mess, took one of his fingers and took a swig to taste.
"Not bad, If being a shinobi doesn't work out, I could always start making smoothies... Nah!" Naruto said with a goofy grin, until he sensed a new arrival.
"Well you've certainly made a mess of things, Kitty kun." Hana joked with a giggle. Even though she knew through smell it was Naruto, she though it was kind of cute he was wearing a Kitsune mask and well, the nickname just made itself. Despite himself, Naruto got a bit unraveled at the nickname. After all, Kitty kun was not manly and he'd be damned if he went around answering to that!
"Alright, you're a pretty lady, so I'll let that slide this once." Naruto said, earning a challenging look from Hana. Even though she was more even tempered for an Inuzuka, she was still more primal than most. The thought of a man, no boy telling her what to do? "The balls of this gaki."
"Aw, don't like my nickname, Kitty kun? I think it fits you perfectly, you're such a cute little ninja." Hana said, allowing the young man to follow her every word, while her ninken trio stalked closer to the boy with each word. Unknown to the Chunin or her ninken, Naruto also had a plan in hand.
"Kitsune Kijutsu: Confetti Kawarimi (Fox Magic: Confetti Body Replacement)!" Naruto chanted mentally, releasing one of the fuuin on his clothes and waited for the last minute to act. The Three Haimaru Brothers lunged forward and bit down on Naruto's legs and arms to restrain him, only once their fangs sank in, Naruto burst into colorful strips of wavy confetti! Hana was shocked to say the least, but even more so when a breeze blew behind her; carrying Naruto with it.
"I prefer the Torikkusuta-Sennin (Trickster Wizard), Hana chan." Naruto whispered in her ear, before disappearing via fuuton shunshin...
Flashback ends...
"Ahhh how can you top that?" Naruto thinks with a sigh. The Sandaime clears his throat to get Naruto's attention, while Fuu giggles, wondering just what the blonde Jinchuriki got himself into. Naruto chuckles nervously, before getting serious.
"I'm sure I can handle a Council meeting." Naruto assures the old man. With a nod, the Sandaime presses a button on his intercom.
"Hina chan, please make sure to give Fuu chan her newest Konoha Hitai-ate (Leaf Forehead Protector)." the Sandaime says to his assistant, who gives the Hokage a "Hai." from her side of the intercom. Seeing that as her dismissal, Fuu gives a respectful bow and leaves the office in a splash of water. "Can people just walk out the damn door nowadays? First I had scorch marks and now my damn floor's wet!"
"Hina chan, can you also get the janitor in here?" the Sandaime asks with a sigh. In less than ten seconds, a nin appears in a plume of smoke, equipped with cleaning supplies. While the janitor nin does his job, the Sandaime, Naruto and Apollo head towards the Council Chambers, no doubt being the last to arrive. When they open the door, the chamber is filled with murmurs of ideas, opinions, bigotry, lies and only a bit of truth. What was most surprising is that Uchiha Sasuke was in attedance as well, sitting in as the Pseudo Uchiha clan head. Sasuke held his head high with pride, being the youngest clan head to date.
"I say shinobi/kunoichi should have to do D rank missions again! These G rank missions are a joke, it's just paying the shinobi to be lazy!" a fat civilian councilman yells! Ever since the start of G rank missions, his lawn and home became unkempt; what with his servant genin no longer working.
"Who are you to call anyone lazy? Look at you, you're nothing but a buta (pig)! Oink, oink buta!" Hana, subbing for Tsume, yells. No shinobi/kunoichi likes D rank missions; it was glorified slavery! The pay was awful, but the work strenuous. From cleaning houses, to clearing fields, to "body guarding" civilians all for a mere 5,000 ryo! You can't even buy a dinner at the Dango Shop.
"Silence." the Sandaime says, without yelling, his voice projects throughout the chamber and brings silence. Everyone looks at the Sandaime, then to a most unwelcome guest.
"What is that on-" a civilian woman starts, but a dagger against her throat halts her words. The Shinobi council didn't even flinch, having long gotten used to Apollo's behavior concerning Naruto. Out of all the villagers, Apollo took the Sandaime's law the most serious. Anyone, who so as says the word 'Oni' when referring to Naruto, who killed on sight. Apollo had the unnerving way to just appear out of no where, there was no corner you could hide from...
"I thought I made it clear the last meeting when I slit your wife's Larynx, Haruno. Do not break the Sandaime's Law, or, next time, I will kill you." Apollo says darkly, soaking the chambers in KI strong enough to make even Hiashi begins to sweat. Sinku Haruno, with the same pink hair only in longer and in a ponytail, didn't even swallow the lump in his throat, afraid that even the slightest movement would kill him. Satisfied that his point was made, Apollo removed his dagger and sat down, not without burying it in the table. Sasuke smiles at the power, Apollo displayed; he couldn't WAIT until Apollo trained him!
"We will now commence this meeting of Konoha's Council. What matters do we have to speak of?" the Sandaime asks. The chamber is filled with complaints from both the Shinobi and Civilian side, until the Sandaime points to the fat civilian.
"What is that... Boy doing here, Hokage sama? This is an official Council meeting and we don't need him disturbing us." the fat civilian asks. The Sandaime sighs, before giving the floor to Apollo.
"To answer your question, Naruto kun is my heir, whether you all like it or not. He will be clan head of the Alexandros Clan, so he needs the practice." Apollo says, Naruto sitting right next to him; the glares he received didn't seem to bother him at all. Sasuke glares at Naruto, seeing him as standing in his way for power and glory.
"Hn he's wasting his time with that dobe. He should be training me! No... He WILL train me." Sasuke thinks to himself with a smirk.
"Your clan, as you put it, is not a clan of Konoha." Shinku says. After all, the Hyuuga, Inuzuka, Aburame, Akimichi and Yamanaka were the only REAL clans of Konoha and only the Hyuuga were above Civilian control. What with the Yamanaka Flower Shop, being owned by the Haruno family, who owned the entire east district of Konoha. That also included the Akimichi Barbeque and most of the Inuzuka Inu Grooming shops.
"Actually, my clan is an officiail Konoha clan. We've been so for four years and I've made my contribution like all other clans. The Hyuuga have their Byakugan, the Inuzuka have their ninken and tracking abilities, the Aburame are masters at intelligence gathering, and the Ino-Shika-Cho formation is legendary. I know that's a lot for a new clan to top, but I think I went in the right direction. Even though these clans help Konoha, none of them allow their family jutsu to be learned by members outside their clans. I have, I have made available for sell, my own personal jutsus. Jutsus I use on the field and have learned from." Apollo explains. Shinku couldn't say anything, the Rusty Dagger was apart of the West district and thus out of his ownership.
"Apollo kun is quite right. He has personally given the Rusty Dagger, and thus the village of Konoha, twenty jutsus from each nature manipulation and thirty general skills jutsus; that makes a total of one hundred and thirty jutsus; the biggest contribution of personal skills in Konoha's History." the Sandaime says, shocking many of the civilian council; I mean donating 130 jutsus was a huge show of loyalty. Danzo, on the other hand wasn't impressed.
"Yes and of those 130 jutsus, the highest rank is C+, it's clear you are holding out on us. I've read the reports of young Naruto san's missions and he has shown skills greater than that of a genin." Danzo says, looking at the young blonde with an analytic glare. He could see the value in Apollo training Naruto, especially if it was to master his new Kekkei Genkai and the Kyuubi's chakra, but Apollo, his self, seemed untouchable, and that was not something Danzo liked.
"I believe in mastering the basics before moving on to the more advanced stuff. I mean most of the shinobi here are rather flashy. They lack any real of stealth, especially if they can't even catch a nine year old equipped with only a Kakuremino (Magic Cloak of Invisibility)." Apollo says with a smug chuckle. Many of the Shinobi clan heads, Hana included, sank in their chairs, remembering the chase their clansmen had when trying to capture the Torikkusuta-Sennin.
"Apollo kun is right, as clan head, it is solely his choice on what jutsus his clan can and will give us, if he even wants to do that. We are thankful of the Alexandros clan's show of faith in our Will of Fire. " The Sandaime says, just in case someone wanted to argue the point.
"Hokage sama, if I may?" Sasuke says, having had enough of waiting. The entire room gave Sasuke their attention, as he soaked in the attention.
"Apollo san's records show how strong he is, and with him being rumored to be Kage of a village, I think it's only appropriate that he train me to avenge my clan." Sasuke explains, many of the civilians agreeing with him.
"I agree Hokage sama, it is clear Apollo san is more than capable of training Sasuke kun into a fine shinobi. I mean if he can turn that rift rat into a capable shinobi, than with Sasuke kun's talent, he'll turn him into Kage material in no time." Homaru says. Sasuke couldn't help but grin at Naruto, knowing from his earlier days the boy dreamed of being Hokage. True, the blonde hadn't mentioned it much, but he was sure he still wanted it and to take that from him was too good to pass up.
Uchiha Sasuke, Godaime Hokage... I like the sound of that." Sasuke thinks to himself smugly, until he hears laughter coming from Naruto and Apollo.
"Hahahaha ahha Hahahaha! Oh my god, hahaha the Uchiha, my pupil? I thought you guys wanted to keep the Sharingan!" Apollo laughs hysterically, angering Sasuke and the civilian council.
"What's so funny?" Sasuke growls, not in the least bit entertained.
"You want my training? Kid, I know your type. You're an avenger, you have to avenge your fallen clan. It's a noble idea, but self destructive for the soul. My training would kill you, hell it's a miracle Naruto is alive. You'll want me to give you power as soon as possible, because you want power now." Apollo explains sagely, far to wise for the few gathered. Only the Shinobi Council understood the former Kage's words, seeing as many of them had to go through intense training to get to their levels. Sasuke just "Hn"
"Just because it would kill the dobe, doesn't mean it would me. I'm an Uchiha, the elite of the elite! I've been training since I was able to walk, I can handle anything." Sasuke declares proudly.
"And yet you still haven't mastered general ninja skills like the Kakuremino, Ki Nobori no Shugyoo (Tree Climbing Practice), Suimen Hokoo no Gyoo (Water Surface Walking Practice), and the list goes on. The physical training alone would tear your muscles apart on a daily basis, you could be crippled. I mean how would the Council feel if I literally threw their precious Uchiha into a pit of my Tamago (Spawn) for a week?" Apollo asks, summoning one of his famed Tamago, who snarls its fangs at Sasuke. Despite his bravado, Sasuke's knees buckle from the sight of the abomination before him.
"NO! Send it away, burn it away!" a female civilian screams in fear. The entire atmosphere seemed to heat up to boiling levels, even the Shinobi/Kunoichi were sweating. Just as quickly as it appeared, the Tamago disappears back into Apollo's hand harmlessly.
"We see your point, Alexandros san... We will not seek your assistance in training Sasuke kun." Koharu says, the entire Civilian Council agrees vigorously with her decision.
"WHAT? You don't think I could handle it? The dobe got passed it, so it couldn't be that hard!" Sasuke declares.
"You couldn't even endure my training! I would have molded you into the next Basan, but no it was taking too long! You wanted me to just GIVE you the power on a silver platter!" Basan, in his feather form, says to the Uchiha! The legendary creature still resented ever being assigned to the spoiled Uchiha; no one wanted to be a slave!
"Uchiha san, it has been decided by the Council, that Apollo san is not suitable for you. However, there are other members; perhaps Amira chan would be more willing?" Homaru asks.
"Let's ask her." Apollo snorts, unsealing a smoky crystal quartz ball and applying chakra into it. The chakra spirals into a vortex and from that, Amira's face appears.
"Amira chan, would you train the Uchiha?" Apollo asks. Amira's face contorts sourly at the notion,
"Are they insane? Didn't I nearly burn Naruto kun beyond recognition with a Jigoku (Hell) jutsu?" Amira asks. Naruto shivers from the mere mention of that particular jutsu. "The Shounetsujigoku (Burning Hell)... The Shounetsujigoku..."
"Yes you did and before the Council wastes our time with running down the list, allow me to tell you just the basics. Dante sensei straps you in a modified explosive tag suit and only gives you twenty seconds to escape. Rose sensei puts you in bed for Ibara (Thorns) for HOURS, Evangela sensei shoots you full of Chakra Tama, and Isaac sensei..." Naruto says with a shiver. The civilians all swallow the lumps in their throats. All of the members of the Alexandros clan were well known in the Konoha by now. Dante, the Hitoare (Burst of Anger), his wife, Rose, the Ibara Matriarch, Evangela, the Juuhou (Heavy Artillery) Queen, and Isaac, the Noroi (Curse) were not names you want to associate with.
"That's... Insane, I don't want to die before my brother. Fine, I guess Kakashi will have to do." Sasuke says, trying to put up a front. That front is shattered under the KI released from the Sandaime, who glares at the village 'prodigy'.
"Kakashi is one of my finest shinobi, Uchiha san, you are honored by the will of this Council to have him as a sensei. If I hear you disrespect him or any of your superiors, I will have your career, regardless of what this Council says. Now get out of these chambers." the Sandaime says with complete authority. Before the Uchiha can say anything else, the doors sling open and he is rejected via Naruto's foot firmly kicking him in the rear. Slamming the doors behind him, Naruto returns to the chamber to resume the meeting. Sasuke was livid at the gull of those fools, kicking the Uchiha clan head out of a meeting! Sasuke just hn, before storming off to the Rusty Dagger, after all, with the Uchiha inheritance, he had more than enough funds to buy ALL of Apollo's scrolls! He would not be denied power!
"Now then, is there any more business?" the Sandaime asks. Again, the Haruno man steps forward with a grievance.
"Yes, we would like to press charges against the Alexandros clan." the Haruno says, Apollo just sighs. "Here we go with THIS bullshit."
"What charges are you bringing to him?" the Sandaime asks. The Haruno pulls out a list, that unfolds until it hits the floor.
"Massive accounts of property damage, sabotaging several markets goods, attempted murder, death threats, assault with deadly jutsus, using genjutsu on civilians, identity theft, disturbing the peace by having sex in the woods after hours, indecent exposure, murder of civilians, using illegal drugs, possessing illegal drugs, assaulting a fellow Konoha shinobi during a escort mission, soliciting drugs, using drugs in front of minors, and being under the influence of illegal drugs during a mission." Shinku says, having to catch his breath at the end of the list. The Chambers were blaring with outrage, disgust, and in some cases, lust at the clan's actions.
"These are serious charges, Apollo kun, what do you have to say to these charges?" the Sandaime asks, the room shifts on Apollo, who has a blank expression.
"I have broken no law. I pay my taxes just like any other Shinobi. Being a tax paying Shinobi, I have what is called insurance. It covers all property I destroy while I'm keeping you greedy fools alive. That insurance falls on my clansmen as well, including Naruto kun. As for the sabotage, that is an insult to the great Shinobi of this village." Apollo says, drawing confusion from both sides of the Council.
"Think about it, to say that I somehow managed to get members of my clan, an outside clan, into your shops, which were well protected thanks to the many of the D rank missions being guard duty, is saying that Konoha Shinobi/Kunoichi are incompetent. Maybe foreign spies are in our midst at this very moment. Watching, scheming, slowing worming their way to the top, like the vile cowards they are." Apollo says darkly. His words speaking volumes to the Shinobi, especially Hana. She was furious, how dare they? She knew who it was, all the Shinobi/Kunoichi did but they didn't say anything because!... Because...
"Naruto kun wasn't a Shinobi when he committed the crimes. If we turn him in, we're admitting to letting a civilian child out smart squads of genin, Chunin and even some Anbu..." Hana figures it out. Her, along with the other clan heads, simply sat down, some in indifference and some with a bit of respect.
"As for the all crimes involving violence, those people broke the Sandaime's Law or got nosy and walked into a trap. I'm a Shinobi, I know my way around some traps; it's what we are supposed to do. There are always people who reject peace, those are not the kinds of people you want to steal from you. The crimes involving sexual conduct, it wasn't anywhere where children could see and it's not our fault that couple got curious when they heard noises in the woods. Only Konoha civilians think to go TOWARDS the noise instead of away. Now, about the 'Mental Abuse' I subjected Kakashi to, he'll be fine. It was just a spar between two Shinobi and if anything he started it. He attacked my wife with a S rank assassination jutsu, he should be lucky all I did was bruise his ego. And the drugs, are marijuana if you must know; a plant as said in the 'Konoha Encyclopedia of Botany'. Also, using Cannabis is sanctioned under religious practices, I use it recreational and it helps me develop jutsu. Also, Naruto kun, Sasuke san, and Haruno chan are not minors, they are genin." Apollo explains. The Chambers were filled with roars for the clan head to have his rank pulled! Some of the more brave councilmen called for the man to give the village all of his jutsus, from E rank to S rank.
Naruto sat through the entire meeting without so much as a peep, but he felt that all too familiar itch. The itch to fuck some shit up, unleashing a whirlwind of his chakra, all eyes were on him. The civilians couldn't believe how powerful the chakra was, it was gentle like the wind, but visible even to them! It danced right by them and drew them to Naruto.
"I just thought I would remind this council that I am no longer that defenseless child, that was bullied by this village. I am a Shinobi of Konohagakure, a man and as such, I have the same rights as a man fifty years my senior. It is my choice how I use those rights and I choice to join my otuosan's religion when he believes I am ready. In two weeks time, on my thirteenth birthday, I will official claim the Clan Restoration Act, to ensure my kekkei genkai lives on in future generations." Naruto declares with the same authority as Apollo. The Council is stunned into silence, not recognizing the young blonde man before them. Many of the older generation could swear the Yondaime had returned for a brief moment.
"However, I will choose who I want to be with and I will not get married, not until I'm much older. I make the rules when it comes to this CRA, I will be up front with any woman I am interested in. It will be up to them whether they wish to be in a Polygyny relationship or not, I will not force any woman to be with me." Naruto declares for the entire council. Many of the civilians are disgusted with the thought of such a thing, Hiashi didn't seem to care either way. "He's a fine Shinobi, I just wouldn't want him to date my Hinata."
Inoichi seems indifferent, knowing that his daughter was too focused on the Uchiha to even think about Naruto. The only one affected by the declaration, was Hana. She didn't know why, her rational mind forbid it, but her primal side perked up eagerly. She quickly reigned in her primal side, knowing of Naruto's enhanced sense of smell, but it was too late. Naruto picked up the faint scent of arousal from Hana and couldn't help but blush. When Hana saw his face light up, she knew he caught her and for some reason that awakened her primal side.
"Well doesn't he look delicious! I can't wait to suck on his bone." Primal Hana says hungrily. Hana took some deep silent breathes to calm her flaming libido.
"That should conclude this meeting, you are all dismissed." the Hokage says. Before anymore can be said, Naruto and Apollo both disappear in different fashions; one in a whirlwind and the other in a void.
Old Konohagakure, Alexandros Clan Grounds...
Naruto and Apollo appear just outside of the entrance of their home. The gate, was crafted into a huge pair of hands that had its fingers crossed on the inside of the hands, letting their thumbs touch. (AN: If it helps you visualize, think of making a O with your hands) with a Sokubaku (Restriction) fuuin forming an X in the center. Apollo allows Naruto to walk up to the fuuin and dispel it, using his blood as the X sizzles into flames then ashes. Once the two Alexandros men were behind the gate, Naruto pulls out a Talisman with the Kanji for Sokubaku on it and activates it. Another X of chakra forms and seals the entrance.
"Are all the Council meetings so taxing?" Naruto says with a sigh. Being surrounded by all that negative energy can really mess up the flow of things, Naruto strangely felt his IQ drop after getting away from those idiots.
"Pretty much, anyway I'm proud of you Naruto. You know, most kids your age are afraid to kiss girls on the lips or be away from their parents for more than a week, but you. You're a Shinobi, a damn good one and a great young man. Who is going to get some 'Birthday Sex!' hell yeah! I smelled the funk coming from Hana san, and Anko chan during our mission. Let's not forget, Ayame chan, Hinata chan, and Angel chan! Naruto, I think it's about time I gave you the talk." Apollo says, having dreamed of this day for a long time. Naruto gulped, not liking where this was going.
"I... Need an adult?" Naruto asks,
"You are an adult. This is simply a discussion between two Shinobi." Apollo says, dragging Naruto into their home and into Apollo's study. Apollo was eccentric, his study had all kinds of symbols involving the sun, the moon, the stars, eyes, dragons, phoenixes, and kitsune used as furniture or just decoration. It had an ambient feel to it and it was completely layered with Sairensa-(Silencer) fuuin. Apollo sat in a bear totem chair and motioned Naruto to join him in the baby bear totem chair.
"Naruto, when a man and a woman love each other very much, or are overcome with passion, whichever comes first, they engage in what is called sexual conquest. You see, sex is more than just the most intense rush you'll ever experience in your life, there are consequences to doing this too much. You can get STDs or sexual transmitted diseases like..." Apollo explains to an awe struck Naruto. Sure he had seen it before, but to actually hear the mechanics behind it by his otuosan was shell-shocking.
"Now if you want to please your woman, and trust me you do, Naruto. A happy wife is a happy life, or girlfriends in your case champ! Anyway, you want to take your tongue and just lick every inch of her body, excluding the poop troop of course. When you hear your honey moan, you know you hit the spot. Speaking of spot, there's this little bulb at the tip of the vagina, you'll want to take good care of that. Treat it like a hot bowel of ramen, you don't want to chew, just savor the flavor boy." Apollo explains in all the intimate details; he was raising a heir to carry on his legacy. This was his legacy, a hot and sexy legacy yes, but a legacy nonetheless.
"What do women taste like otousan?" Naruto asks, Apollo just chuckles deeply.
"It depends Naruto, on a lot of things. If the vagina is well kept, cleaned often and most important, the woman is fine. I mean fine spiritually, a spiritually fine woman will have the nectar of the Tentou (Heavens)." Apollo says, thinking about his sweet Amira. Sweet like a Jello- Pop! Apollo spent the rest of the night explaining to Naruto the mystery that was sex in all its gory details.
The following night, Naruto was taunted by dreams of sex crazed women! He didn't know if it was a blessing or a nightmare. The minute he got washed up and dressed, Naruto shunshinned to the backyard to meditate. It was then, Amira decided to come clean his room. Amira had to organize the preteens discarded fuuin arrays, his training kunai and shuriken, his work out equipment, the scrolls he didn't get to finishing, "Honestly, you'd think the gaki could pick up after himself. He is a man now right?"
Once Amira could see the floor again, she went to Naruto's bed sheets and saw, and unfortunately smelled, the sign her little man was growing up.
"Naruto kun, did you have a wet dream?" Amira asks, her voice projecting throughout Old Konohagakure. Angel, who was watching Naruto and four Kage bunshin practice tossing a Unido (Wind) Shuriken back and forth to each other, couldn't help but giggle when Naruto dropped the unido shuriken from embarrassment and was blown away by the force.
"Kaasan!" Naruto yells, his face crimson red.
"Alright alright sorry, I mean after the little talk you and your otuosan had last night, I can't blame you. That man sure does know a lot about sex baby. I don;t mean to creep you out, but baby your otuosan can tag it, bag it and put it to the fire, come on now!" Amira says seductively.
"You should not talk to you son that way! What is with you and otuosan just talking all kinds of nasty!" Naruto says, the imagery planted into his mind forever burned into his mind's eye! What kind of sick sound based genjutsu had the couple developed?
"So, Naru kun, what did you dream about?" Angel asks, using her years of training to emit small levels of orange sacral (AN:This energy is also known as sexual energy, so if I say sexual energy I mean Sacral chakra.) chakra. Naruto was always a sucker for Angel's charms, she jumped from the tree she was in, lands gracefully and walks over to Naruto. The sway in her walk only amplified by her sexual energy as she sits in Naruto's lap.
"Oh you don't want to hear about that." Naruto lies, Angel just giggles and places her hand on Naruto's cheeks. She rubs his whisker marks softly, and is pleased when he subconsciously growls lowly.
"Neither of us believes that. I bet I was in the dream, wasn't I Naru kun? I was good wasn't I?" Angel asks inching ever so closely to Naruto. One of her hands was on his chest, feeling his heart race, the other was using his thigh as leverage, helping her lean closer to him. Naruto was completely vexed by Angel's alluring sexual energy. He just couldn't lie to her...
"You were in it, Angel chan and you were better than good. You were astounding." Naruto admits, earning a giggle from Angel.
"I always am." Angel says, lifting her spell off of Naruto, who just shakes the stupid off of his self, not understanding why she always managed to get him in that strange chakra.
"Yo Kurama senpai, why do we suck at Inton?" Naruto asks his ex tenant.
"Don't blame me! When the Yondaime sealed me into you, he took my Yin chakra with him inside the Shinigami's gut. That meants my ability to utilize Into (Yin Release) is completely gone. Sure I can detect them, but doing is impossible. I'd say you're vulnerable to genjutsus effecting the senses, especially smell and sight." the Kyuubi, in his lion sized form, explains, chewing on the bones of a bear. Where the bear came from, who knows? With his team on leave after their recent mission, Naruto really didn't have anything to do.
"Hey Angel chan have you seen Fuu? I wanted to give her a tour of the village you know? Show her the sights, which districts to avoid and the best place to buy supplies." Naruto says, not really seeing much of the ex Taki Kunoichi lately.
"Oh she's probably with the other genin kunoichi. We have a Kunoichi only training exercise today. It's a part of a one week training program where we get instructions from a specialist." Angel says, sticking her tongue out at the blonde Jinchuriki.
"And what's so special about this training?" Naruto asks, trying to hide his curiosity.
"Sorry it's confidental, I've already said too much." Angel says before vanishing in a swirl of lightning. Naruto smirks before bursting into a plume of smoke. Unknown to Angel, Naruto used his Kitsune Henge to shapeshift into a replica of one of her scrolls and used the kawarimi to replace it with himself. Angel races across the rooftops, until she arrives at the T&I Department. Once inside, she hands a receptionist her mission scroll and waits for further instruction. Naruto waits patiently for whatever mission came their way, this beat doing nothing any day! The receptionist leads Angel to Anko's office and leaves once Angel is in front of it. Angel opens the door and the sight inside the room was every Konoha males' wildest fantasy! Even Angel was caught off guard at the sight of Anko, Kurenai sensei, Tenten, Fuu, Ino, Hintata and Sakura butt ass naked!
"Ahh why are you all naked? Is this some kind of lesbian sex harem, while I'm not drinking the Kool-aid; not EVEN with Splenda!" Angel declares. Kurenai's face turns crimson, but from embarrassment or anger no one knows.
"Don't flatter yourselves; I am not Orichi-teme! This is a legit skill all Kunoichi have to learn to master; the Art of Seduction!" Anko says, holding her hands to the heavens, causing her busts to bounce a little and her valley be spread. Naruto was simply put, overloaded from all the maturity contained inside one office. Fuu, Hinata, Tenten all naked and all gorgeous from head to toe! Sakura and Ino looked the most nervous, shaking like leaves in a storm. Fuu didn't seem the least bit modest. Hinata as red hot from head to toe and Tenten was right behind her in pink.
"Angel chan, please join the class by removing your clothes. That is an order from your sensei." Kurenai demands, knowing the girl would need the extra push. ith a sigh, Angel activates a fuuin between her bust and seals her clothes, leaving her as naked as the day she was born. From his vintage point on the ground, Naruto could see everything and if it weren't for the fear of death, he was sure he'd lose control of the henge and revert back.
"The Art of Seduction is a versatile life skill for Kunoichi of all villages. Let's say you're on a mission and you get captured, now Shinobi laws say they can do whatever they want with you at that point. They could even kill you and the only thing keeping you alive is the mere thought of him having sex with you. It is a well known fact men, even Shinobi, are at their weakest after sex. Some men require a few times to wear down, but with proper training you'll outlast even the sex junkies. To begin our lesson, I want each and every one of you genin to masturbate. Don't worry, I'll leave the room if you're modest." Anko says before leaving in a plume of smoke. (AN: This could be considered lemon. I think of it more as softcore, a bunch of girls fingering themselves. If you're not down with that, then skip to where I indicate it is over. Thank you and have a great day/night.)
"We will return shortly and don't think we won't know if you touched yourself or not, because we will. Failure to properly please yourself will result in five hours under a genjutsu of my choice." Kurenai warns, before leaving in a swirl of leaves. All the girls stand there in awkward silence, none really knowing what to do. Some knew what to do, but didn't want to be the first to go. To everyone's surprise, Fuu was the first to begin by wetting her two fingers with some saliva and doing rotating motions around her feminine gem. Fuu seemed to completely forget they were even in the room, she really got into it. After a while of getting a feel for it, Fuu inserts her middle finger inside of her, the pressure from her digit sends jolts of pleasure throughout her body, before she started slowly pumping it in and out of her. She used her free hand to play with her chestnut breasts and hot pink nipples. Fuu wasn't a screamer, she preferred to just focus on the pleasure and leave the words for later.
Next is Hinata, who seemed to already have her own routine. Hinata takes her three fingers and strikes her female gem and double door valley with soft Juuken taps. Unlike Fuu, Hinata was loud, unable to hold in her bliss. She didn't know why it felt so good, it just did and she was ordered to do it. Seeing the normally shy Hinata cut loose, Angel shrugs and uses her two fingers to piston in and out of her, collecting soft moans from the Alexandros female. Tenten just sighs, before unsealing a vibrator and gingerly inserts it inside of her. With each inch inserted, Tenten would let out a soft moan, until she got it as deep as she wanted it and turned it on. The vibrations echoing inside of her was enough to make her orgasm as Tenten rode it down gracefully. It was then Anko and Kurenai returned.
"Haruno, Yamanaka, you fail the first portion of this training. Maybe you can make up for it with the next test, pleasing a man. Since we're short of men, we'll be using these bananas." Kurenai says, unsealing a bunch of peeled bananas. Kurenai takes on and engulfed 3/4 of it, before eating the banana, only leaving the tip. Anko takes a banana and effortlessly devours the whole thing in seconds. The girls are both astounded and disturbed by Anko. Naruto, on the other hand couldn't believe his eyes! His otuosan had JUST talked to him about oral sex and if the bananas were anything to go by, Anko and Kurenai were easily Doom Dooms(AN: a term I made up to describe women who are good at oral sex.) Realizing what they had to do, each genin kunoichi took a turn. Hinata engulfed the whole thing in about ten seconds; something she thanked Angel for. Apparently, Angel had taught her how to tame her gag reflex after she saw Naruto naked once. Angel also eat the banana in one gulp, even burping after wards. Fuu got 3/4 of the banana down, while Tenten got half; not bad for a virgins. Ino could only get 2/4 in before she gaged and Sakura couldn't even go pass the tip. Anko face palms herself from embarrassment; here was Kurenai's pupils who could easily swallow a banana and yet her pupil couldn't even swallow cherries without puking.
Naruto watched all of it with a stunned and horny point of view that he just couldn't help. Here he was watching girls and women practice oral sex, it as know to kill a lesser man, but Naruto was not a lesser man.
(AN:"That's the ende if you couldn't tell.)
With Sasuke...
In one of the many barren training grounds of the Uchiha clan, the sole surviving Uchiha, Sasuke goes over the many scrolls he bought from the Rusty Dagger. Many of the E to D rank jutsus were lying on the ground in disarray, the only ones he found useful were the C rank jutsus on Katon and Raiton, but they weren't powerful enough! Please they took too much time to learn! He didn't have time to learn, he had to avenge his clansmen, his parents, everyone! Too frustrated and dirty, from training, to think clearly, Sasuke storms to his home and heads to the bathroom. He turns on the water and splashes his face with some water. Taking deep breathes, Sasuke tries to calm down as he looks in the mirror. What he sees, terrifies him more than even the Sandaime had. In the mirror is a paler reflection of himself, only the reflection had a fully developed Sharigan and black tears pouring from his eyes.
"You'll never obtain the power you need, sitting around reading scrolls like a baka. No, real strength should be given to those that are worthy, are you worthy Sasuke?" the dark reflection asks. Sasuke tries to use Kai to dispel a genjutsu, but nothing happens. Instead of being shocked, Sasuke answers his reflection.
"Yes, if anyone is worthy of great power, it is me. I am an avenger and I must avenge my clan." Sasuke says with no signs of deceit of fear. The reflection smiles a fanged grin, before black tears pour from the mirror and into a glass gourd.
"Then drink young Avenger. Drink the bitter brew of Hatred!" the reflection says. Sasuke remembers his hatred for his brother and chugs the black brew down his gullet. Almost instantly, Sasuke screams in agony as the substance invades his body and coats his Tenketsu (Chakra Points) in vile chakra. Black tears fall from his eyes, until Sasuke laughs insanely, the power coursing through his veins felt amazing!...
Several days later...
Team Seven were inside the Hokage's office, ready for another mission after their leave was up. Neither of the members had seen each other since they came back from Taki, Naruto tried his best to avoid Sakura at all costs. He made sure to sneak to every one of those "Special" training sessions and let's just say it was hard to look at the kunoichi without blushing after what he saw. It lingered in his dreams for days... Still, Naruto did get to talk to Fuu and the two seemed to hit it off... Despite Naruto catching her swimming butt naked... What a sight...
Sasuke seemed even more of a prick than before and if Naruto was right, he was getting paler too, but now wasn't the time to get into it.
"Alright. Team Seven, your mission today will be to escort this build bridger back to Nami and ensure he completes his bridge. Send him in!" the Hokage commands, the smell of booze and applesauce fill the room as a drunkard old man sways into the office.
"What? *hiccup* this is the best I get *hiccup*? A princess, some emo band reject, only the brown kid and whiskers look up to sniff. The lady scares the drunk out of me though, so I guess I'll shut up." the bridge builder says, instantly sobering up once he felt a snake crawl up his leg. Naruto had the strangest feeling Murphy's Law was going to make him it's bitch with this mission...
And scene whoo! (9k nearly 10 k words this chapter! And I started the Wave Arc finally! I just thought I'd put in a little spice to get you readers excited about things to come!
Anko: Aren't you worried, some people may not like the direction you're going in?
LS67: It's a part of being an artist, some people won't understand that's fine, but I can't let it come between me and the story! Besides, in Naruto's society, a society of ninja, rules are different, ages are just a number. Once you put on the hand band, you are an adult, that can kill. If you can kill for your village, I think your village will let you get a little buzzed or have some sex. I mean how old is twelve when that twelve year old as killed and shed blood?
Naruto: The man brings up a good point! Yeah got to see hot chick playing with themselves!