I was so bored today that I finished all of my homework and still had nothing to do. My computer is being scanned for the worm so I have to stay on my computer. That should be a good thing for you all because I finally have a quick update! Yay me!
I seem to write better when I am bored. I should be bored more often.
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Chapter 25: Monkeys' Favorite Lake
Pink Yoshi was a little frustrated because mud was getting all over her shoes. She was on a muddy swamp which surrounded the lakes found in this area. The monkeys were, as usual, harassing the Yoshi with spiked balls.
"Will these monkeys ever stop messing with me!" cried out the Yoshi.
She quickly grabbed an egg and aimed it at the monkey. The monkey shook its butt at the Yoshi to taunt her. Pink Yoshi's agitation only grew worse and threw the egg at top speed. Let's just say that the monkey was in terrible pain.
Pink Yoshi wiped her hands and walked away from the monkey in pain. Other monkeys came over to the injured monkeys began yelling gibberish as the Yoshi walked away.
"Stupid monkeys," muttered Pink Yoshi.
A monkey randomly threw a banana at the Yoshi and caused the Yoshi to slip on the mud and fall onto the muddy water. She was all covered in mud and so was the baby. A shy guy was passing by Pink Yoshi as she tried to get up.
"It's the mud monster!" screamed the shy guy at the top of his lungs.
The shy guy, who was on stilts, made a futile attempt to run away from the Yoshi. They were traveling no faster than turtles. Other shy guys spotted the 'monster' and tried to run away using their stilts.
Pink Yoshi walked passed a shy guy, ignoring them.
"Ha! I told you these anti-yoshi stilts work!" exclaimed the shy guy that Pink Yoshi crossed path with.
Pink Yoshi was quite annoyed by that statement and threw an egg at that shy guy. The shy guy fell of his stilts and landed on the muddy water.
"I am so asking for a refund," muttered the shy guy.
A shy guy was walking around the Yoshi trying to mock it because he thinks that the Yoshi will not be able to reach the shy guy. Pink Yoshi pushed the stilts, knocking the shy guy to the muddy water.
Pink Yoshi jumped onto a platform that moved like a wheel if she jumped on one end of end. She used this to travel across the lake without having to swim on it. Little does she knows, there is something wait to make a move.
A group of monkeys waited for the Yoshi to reach the target area. The monkeys held on to each other forming a chain and swung towards the Yoshi and her baby. Pink Yoshi dived in the water and the monkeys missed.
"You suck man!" cried out a monkey. The monkey at the bottom of the chain, the one who was supposed to grab the baby, was thrown on the water.
"I can't swim!" yelled the monkey on the water, "help me!"
Pink Yoshi emerged from the water. The baby seemed to enjoy the dive because the baby already knew that he should hold his breath when the Yoshi dived.
"Hey, you didn't have to do that to the monkey," said a monkey on the chain.
"But he told me to drop him,"
"Because he sucked,"
"Let's see you do a better job!"
"How can I not catch the baby if I am not on the bottom to catch the baby?"
"Hello! Can't you guys see I'm drowning!" yelled the monkey on the water.
"Hey you! Shut up!" yelled a monkey to the drowning monkey.
The drowning monkeys suddenly stopped making noises.
All of the monkeys stared in confusion.
"I think he's dead," said a monkey.
Pink Yoshi finally made it across the lake, while enduring the monkeys bickering.
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Carl was biting his nails in fear of Kamek. The hidden crystal was missing from the chest. How else will they be able to find the Yoshi's exact location, or in Kamek's case, how will he ever be able to see his favorite soap opera?
"I will never be able to sleep at night, my job is at stake," muttered Carl.
"Wow, I'm surprised you actually care about your job," said Mitch.
"Hey, I wouldn't be doing those report if I didn't want to job," said Carl.
"I do those reports for you," said Mitch.
"I know,"
"Carl look!" pointed out Bob.
The toadies were looking at Yellow Yoshi holding a peculiar looking crystal. The instantly knew what it was.
"Only the crystal would gleam like that," said Mitch.
"How do you know if it's not some shiny rock that the Yoshi found, everyone likes shiny stuff," said Carl.
"Let's just grab the thing and give it to Kamek before he loses his mind," said Bob.
The toadies swooped down at Yellow Yoshi, but Yellow Yoshi ducked and Carl slammed into a tree.
"You got to be more careful Carl," said Mitch.
"He's just stupid," said Bob.
"Yeah Mitch…hey wait," realized Carl.
"Can we have the crystal," asked Mitch politely to the Yoshi.
"Hell no," replied Yellow Yoshi.
"I asked you nicely and you replied to me with such profanity!" roared Mitch.
"Whoa, take it easy Mitch," said Carl, "don't let a little Yoshi get you like that," said Carl.
"Give back the darn crystals you stupid Yoshi!" cried out Mitch. Carl grabbed Mitch before he was able to tackle the Yoshi.
"Be easy on the little Yoshi, it's the chief's daughter. Do you know what kind of trouble we can get into?" said Bob.
"I don't care if she is the Queen of Sparta! I will get her!" roared Mitch.
"I am so sorry about Mitch, can you please hand to crystal to us," asked Bob.
"Go fall in a ditch you stupid toady!" yelled the Yoshi.
Bob was trying to hold his anger, which became a bit overwhelming. Yellow Yoshi began to walk away from the toadies.
"I will get you, you stupid Yoshi!" roared Mitch as he charged at the Yoshi from the air. Yellow Yoshi jumped out of the way and Mitch crashed onto the ground.
"Ouch," muttered Mitch, "I will never let my anger get to me ever again."
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Pink Yoshi was still on the marsh. It was a pretty big lake, so there is still a long a way to go before she reached the castle.
Pink Yoshi stopped to see a small fly buzz over a small body of water. A fished jumped up to eat the fly, but a MUCH larger creature swallowed the fish that swallowed the fly. That scared Pink Yoshi a lot. The creature stared at the Yoshi, by peeping its eye balls over the water while keeping the rest of the body submerged in the water.
Pink Yoshi threw her egg at the creature, but it did not flinched at all when the egg popped on the creature's back.
"That is definitely not a fish!" squealed Pink Yoshi.
She used her flutter jump to barely make it across the water. The creature gave a face stating, "I will get you someday," and submerged into the water.
Pink Yoshi came across more of those creatures, giving the same look the Yoshi each time she jumped over them. She stopped to see a shy guy staring at a 'flower.'
"Ohhh, pretty flower," said the shy guy.
The shy guy approached the flower and the 'flower' rammed the shy guy.
"That was not a flower," said the shy guy.
Pink Yoshi laughed a bit. Shy guys can be really stupid and yet she did though that was a flower herself.
She dodged the other 'flower' and quickly spotted Blue Yoshi waving to her.
"Hi Blue," said Pink Yoshi in her usual style.
"Just give me the baby," said Blue Yoshi.
Pink Yoshi handed the baby to Blue Yoshi.
"Hi Blue Yoshi!" yelled Yellow Yoshi as she approached with the crystal in her hands.
"Hey there Yellow, how you doing?" greeted Blue Yoshi warmly.
Pink Yoshi tackled Yellow Yoshi and began to strangle her.
"Why does Blue Yoshi greets you and not me!" cried out Pink Yoshi.
"What the heck is your problem," muttered Yellow Yoshi as she struggled to breath.
"I am the one who's supposed to strangle the Yoshi!" cried out Mitch as he pushed Pink Yoshi and strangled Yellow Yoshi instead.
"What the heck is your problem!" yelled Carl.
Carl grabbed Mitch and held onto him as Mitch struggled.
"What do you want toadies!" demanded Blue Yoshi.
Pink Yoshi fainted like a fan girl from hearing Blue Yoshi say those words. Her man is trying to be a hero.
"We just want to crystal, but your little friend refuse to give it to us," said Bob.
"Yellow Yoshi, just hand over the crystal," said Blue Yoshi.
"Yeah Yellow Yoshi, just hand over the crystal ball," echoed Pink Yoshi.
Yellow Yoshi stuck out her tongue on Pink Yoshi and handed the crystal to Bob.
"Let's go guys, you don't have to hate the Yoshi now that she doesn't have the crystal," said Carl.
Bob and Mitch sighed a relief and flew towards Bowser's castle. They couldn't wait to get their job back at capturing the baby.
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"Hi Kamek!" greeted Carl as they entered Kamek's room.
"What do you want?" asked Kamek annoyed.
Carl gave a disappointed face. He will never please Kamek at this rate.
"Why do you even try," muttered Bob.
"We got the crystal," said Carl.
Kamek walked over to Bob and snatched the crystal.
"I just need to shaped this crystal into a ball and it'll be ready," said Kamek, "now scram!"
"Do we wait for the signal?" asked Carl.
"Yes, just leave me alone," begged Kamek.
The toadies flew out of the castle and began to wait for the Yoshi to lose the baby so they can follow him and make unsuccessful attempts at grabbing the baby.
Color of the Day: Pink
While red stirs up passion and action, studies have shown that large amounts of pink can create physical weakness in people. It's sort of sad that Pink Yoshi can be easily underestimated because she is pink. It's true, Pink does represent a weakness because girls are though to be sensitive. Pink Yoshi is sassy, but she still has her sensitive side unfortunately, especially for that someone. *Sigh*
Yes, the monkeys' bickering is a allusion to the shy guy's bickering. It's time for more Toadies' mischief. Too bad Kamek only appeared in one scene. Well, World 3 is almost over.
You can still submit names. I am still requesting names for all of the Yoshi. Check my profile to see which name is in consideration or if to see if you're Yoshi's name is in consideration. I am so happy that many of my reviewers kindly submitted names! If you have more names for the Yoshis, I will definitely accept it!
BJ- Sama; It's been a while since I heard from you! Thank you so much for helping me name the Yoshis. For a while I though you didn't have time to read. :p Don't mind me, I am a naturally slow person.
Pikmin and shy guy community: thanks for submitting those names. I really need it. That will be pretty funny, but it's pretty short! Maybe, just maybe it will be considered.
James Birdsong: Alright! This fic is alright!?! I'm just kidding. I'm just happy that you were patient enough to read all 24 or 25 chapters. I know I wouldn't. LOL
Keep reviewing people. I love to hear from you. I seemed to do better if I keep getting reviews. I never get more than four reviews per chapter. Send in the reviews people. I feed of it and I will continue to write great chapter. Guaranteed!
