(A/N: Set near the beginning of my story where the character are getting to know reader and before they capture Annie. Anyone seen one of the Attack on titan Abridge Version called Abridge on Titan 1. If not Watch the video and you will understand why this chapter is called bird and the bees)

You walked out side next to Levi, Hanjo and Erwin and everyone stared at you. You started to sweatdrop as you followed Levi to get breakfast. You grabbed your plate of food and Hanji grabbed your arm; dragging them to there table. You sat down next to Hanji and opposite Levi; Erwin sat opposite Hanji. you slowly ate your food not like eating around strangers yet you have been here for about three weeks. You have made a few friends though; Eren was one of them, Historia but she sweet anyway and Armin. Sasha, Mikasa, Connie, Yurmi and Jean were still questioning themselves about you

'What are the birds and the bees a metaphor for,' Eren thought; remembering the time his dad saying 'it's time your heard about the birds and the bees.'

'What does it mean?' He question.

"...Then my friend started explaining about the birds and the bees. She did have a bit of screw loose since she sounded pretty excited when she told me about it," you said and Hanji and Ewrin chuckled.

"And what was her name?" Hanji asked.

"Patty. She has and older sister called Liz," you said.

Eren listened to the conversation in interest. He stood up and walked towards Levis' table and coughed to get there attention. You all looked up to a blushing Eren fiddling with his thumbs.

"Yes what is it Eren?" Levi said calmly.

"I... Um. C-Can I talk to (name) for a sec," Eren asked nervously.

"What ever you want to say. You can say it here Eren," Levi said making Eren Blush even more; it looked like he wanted faint.

"Iwanttoknowaboutthebirdsandthebees," he asked quickly and looked away.

you looked at him shocked and confused for a sec before you smiled and tried to hold in your laughter. He heard you giggle and glared at you with his big green eye causing you to bite your lower lip to stop yourself.

"U-Um... We-welllll... you see. I'm probably not right person to ask..." You trailsed off and stood up next hi and patted his shoulder.

"Hanji why don't you explain?"

"Nope... Levi?" Hanji shook her head and looked at Levi.

"Not in a million years... Erwin?" Levi sighed and drank his water.

"...(name)?" Erwin said blushing slightly.

You felt a vein pop on your head and sighed.

"Maybe when you're older Eren," you muttered.

"I'm old enough to now," Eren protested.

"Why do you whant to know so much it's just a Metaphor..."

"For what?"

At this point there was an audience. you blushed and turned away.

"It's nothing bad. Why don't you get Mikasa to tell you?"

"Because..." Eren trailed not knowing why he hasn't asked Mikasa.

"I want you to tell. You seem to know more than people think."

The next thing you did was run. You run pretty fast... like a Italian.

"I'll tell you later," you called making Eren only realise you ran away from him.

He started running after you. The two of you ran in circles and Eren got closer; his legs being longer than yours and you started to get tiered. You sighed in defeat before yelping when Eren wrapped his arms around you and the two of you tumbled to the ground. You face and frond on the dirt while Erens' front was on your back.

"Ahh get off you're heavy," you grumbled trying to get up making it look like you and Eren are going doggy style.

"Okay I'll tell you the story about the birds and the bees," you assured him after them attempted of flipping him on his back and you on his hips

You sighed and started to blush deeply. You looked to the side to see EVERYONE listening in. You got off Eren and sat at an empty table while Eren sat up and crossed his legs like was a primary school student listening to his teacher.

"How to explain this. Well basically... When a woman and a Mail have lived together for a very long time and love each other very much they..."

'This is going to be a long and awkward explanation' you thought.

"... and that's where babies come from," you finished with your face so red you could die from redness.

"oooooh You see I knew all about that stuff where babies come from. I just wanted to know why they called it the birds and the bees," Eren explained.

You looked at him in shock horror. Your hands turned into fists and multiple of vein's popped in your head.

"Why the hell didn't you tell me that before you prune? No I sound life a right idiot OhMyGodphfugeph..." you blurted out with frustration.

"B-Because th-the way y-you said made it s-sound interesting. Hehehe were you planning on becoming a teacher in the future?" Eren explained sweating slightly as he scratched the back of hi head.

'give me a break...'